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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Fill In The Blank

LiLo, spotted at the Orlando Hotel in Beverly Hills on Friday.

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Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________.

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  1. Hock1 says – reply to this


    401

    At eighty-seven addict years even her boney knees hurt when she text messages..

  2. Amanda says – reply to this


    402

    she's realized that she's partied herself into looking 50

  3. http://parisbff.com/people/KimmeeMore says – reply to this


    403

    I don't care cuz I'm busy whoring myself out!!!

  4. rrrrrrrrr says – reply to this


    404

    she just got another of those you've won 1 million messages

  5. Jim says – reply to this


    405

    because she sharted

  6. Natalie Me says – reply to this


    406

    WWW.PARISBFF.COM/NATALIEME

  7. aussie_roby says – reply to this


    407

    …. her fake tan is so shiteous!

  8. Jason says – reply to this


    408

    her mom has moved on to now pimping out her little sister.

  9. kristar* says – reply to this


    409

    her arms aren't orange enough!

  10. lkfjadlkfsdjfksd says – reply to this


    410

    because you never fucking UPDATE anymore.

  11. erin says – reply to this


    411

    willy wonka wont let orange slut umpalumpas in the chocolate factory!

  12. eener snaj says – reply to this


    412

    because…. she finally realises how good an actress she really is….

  13. HATERS says – reply to this


    413

    Re: will – If you dont like it stay off the site.. If Perez is making money off visitors to this site then you are obviously helping the cause!!

  14. S says – reply to this


    414

    Becasue she is always stained in orange spray tan that looks hideous..b/c she is pasty and rather unattractive..b/c she is againg fast…b/c she fakes being straight when she is still a sneaky addict..b/c she isnt getting laid..b/c her roomate kicked her due to her being an absolte slob..b/c mommy is having a relality show without her and will be pimping out her talentless sis Ali..b/c she is selling off clothes die to money woes..b/c she is embarrassing herself by hitting up friends for money..b/c no one in hollywood wants to hire her becasue she is a washed up whore…b/c her lesbo lover isnt fucking her enough..b/c she is Lilo and she is irrelevant and no ones cares

  15. TESS says – reply to this


    415

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? SHE COULD BE HAVING A BAD DAY. SHE PROBABLY WANTED TO BE ALONE. GIVE HER A BREAK! WHY DOES EVERYBODY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO NEGATIVE ABOUT LILO? YES SHE'S HAD HER FAIR SHARE OF PROBLEMS, BUT THAT'S HER BUSINESS. SHE DOES DRUGS, WELL YOU PROBABLY DO TOO. AT LEAST SHE CAN AFFORD HER COKE! SHE'S NOT UGLY, YOU ARE! SO FUCK OFF AND STOP THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS. LEAVE LILO ALONE!

  16. suz says – reply to this


    416

    she has a double chin..

  17. MW says – reply to this


    417

    Whoever wrote comment #51 is ignorant and disgusts me… Get an education, a brain, and find some compassion for other human beings.

  18. Lixxygirl says – reply to this


    418

    …because ,she doesn't have enuff $$$ to get her fire-crotch waxed…

  19. Ryan says – reply to this


    419

    Because Perez is fat gay ogre that draws white crap on her face?

  20. nikki says – reply to this


    420

    With a face like that who wouldn't be!!

  21. L says – reply to this


    421

    because she has a multi coloured face and its reflecting through her phone!!

  22. amanda says – reply to this


    422

    Because she can never seem to get her make-up caked face to match the rest of her body.

  23. abby says – reply to this


    423

    cause she got a pimple.

  24. LIlo says – reply to this


    424

    because she went to see the same hair stylist as amy winehouse……ek!! She looks so fuckin old!

  25. Kristen in Colorado says – reply to this


    425

    What's with the "BRUISE BLUSH" she's always wearing these days?

  26. Henry says – reply to this


    426

    her coke dealer is dry

  27. Ashleigh says – reply to this


    427

    Perez, past few weeks you never update. I don't understand why you don't, your job is to sit on your ass and type on a laptop, if that was my job everyday there would be a millionstores. Ass.

  28. Becky says – reply to this


    428

    Cuz the only thing uglier than her is Rumer Willis……

  29. b spears says – reply to this


    429

    because she has a fire crotch

  30. bugbite says – reply to this


    430

    because her face, phone, & hair are all the same color.

  31. kathie! says – reply to this


    431

    She just saw the profile of her face and realized all that foundation she cakes on is no match for those zits.

  32. Cheryl says – reply to this


    432

    Her tights are in a bunch!

  33. laura says – reply to this


    433

    because her tan is rubbing off

  34. xiix says – reply to this


    434

    cos her vagina collapsed

  35. RICHARD03 says – reply to this


    435

    I WOULDN'T FUCK HER IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. [H-Y] says – reply to this


    436

    …her fake tan was poorly applied and she is just as orange as the cellphone she is holding.

  37. C says – reply to this


    437

    gal's breaking outt.

  38. Dave says – reply to this


    438

    She just check out this site.

  39. brittany says – reply to this


    439

    #59 you need to rot in hell. fuck you and your disgusting mouth. heath ledger was an AMAZING actor, father and person.

  40. JustMe says – reply to this


    440

    She didn't enjoy her experience of being tea-bagged by Fat Joe

  41. bella says – reply to this


    441

    she just cant get her rub on tan right

  42. Popper stopper says – reply to this


    442

    Re: tanya – You're a jackass if you HAVE to flash your cunt to get attention. That is all.

  43. re: late to WW's chocolate factory says – reply to this


    443

    did no one else see the oompa loompa comment?
    That was frickin hilarious LOL

  44. merebear says – reply to this


    444

    she keeps on looking like a used up crack whore in all the tabs here lately…… all i can say is ewwwwwww……..

  45. c says – reply to this


    445

    Cause she's 20 and she looks 45?

  46. Ranger Park the park ranger says – reply to this


    446

    no nose candy

  47. hansy pansy says – reply to this


    447

    sucked cock all night long so now her mouth hurts so she cant smile….and she just checked an email on her blackberry that said she didnt get the role in a probably gay ass movie she wanted… poor lindsay…. maybe she should try gettin a normal job like working in mcdonalds?

  48. big cucumber says – reply to this


    448

    cuz her puss stanks…

  49. Caite says – reply to this


    449

    she ran out of self-tanner after doing only half her face.

  50. kittycat says – reply to this


    450

    ..she has a receding hairline.

  51. janey says – reply to this


    451

    cause her makeup is so bad

  52. Kody Hammell says – reply to this


    452

    "Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________.": Her orange spray-ojn tan is fading and she's her Vonage USB keychain phone to find the nearest location???????????????????????????????????? :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  53. Sarah says – reply to this


    453

    she didn't realize paying $70,000 for tanning wasn't in her annual budget and now she's broke!

  54. Casey Cameron says – reply to this


    454

    she just realized that the sex tape is overrated and she can't make money off hers anymore.

  55. dee says – reply to this


    455

    cause she's ugly.

  56. jesx says – reply to this


    456

    I SAW YOU ON MADTV TONIGHT!

  57. miss amy says – reply to this


    457

    Cause she's so orange tan! And nasty

  58. daytripper says – reply to this


    458

    she's as boring as shit!

  59. xenop says – reply to this


    459

    cuz shes wondering why she growing a firecrotch orange 'stache across her upper lip (the carpet does have to match the drapes, ya know)

  60. xenop says – reply to this


    460

    cuz shes wondering why shes growing a firecrotch orange 'stache across her upper lip (the carpet does have to match the drapes, ya know)

  61. Jennifer says – reply to this


    461

    she drank all her booze

  62. Common Sense says – reply to this


    462

    BECAUSE, she is aware of people such as those who post on boards like this. Like anyone else with feelings, she is hurt by the vile garbage people spew.. simply because they can.
    Cowards behind Keyboards……. Why?? you dont know these people you slander…… You wouldnt want a sister, mother or girlfriend being talked to this way….. And she has NOT done anything PERSONALLY to any of you.
    Nope, not a fan or hater……….. just trying to think w/ common sense.

  63. Mike says – reply to this


    463

    She's a fire crotch, looks like a 40 year old hag, and her mother is the Orange Oprah

  64. LOL says – reply to this


    464

    because Perez is just one big tub of lard and thinks that he should never do another video blog again!!!

  65. hannie says – reply to this


    465

    because her makeup is the wrong shade

  66. Steven says – reply to this


    466

    I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

  67. billy says – reply to this


    467

    the tanning booth made her an orange 12 when she only wanted a 7

  68. krystal says – reply to this


    468

    because she cant get that tampon thats stuck up her ass out! haha

  69. flynn says – reply to this


    469

    she wore the wrong foundation and didn't blend it well enough.

  70. yoyo says – reply to this


    470

    cause she has nasty makeup on ..yuck

  71. Amber says – reply to this


    471

    because her freckles on her face diappeared!

  72. wighead.. says – reply to this


    472

    Because she realised that the wig she put on that morning had slipped back and was worried that the paparrazi would notice and give her shit for it.

    Seriously it's not her hair. She is bald. The semi behive is an obvious wig that was plonked down..

  73. Tara says – reply to this


    473

    Because she is human.

  74. TRUTH says – reply to this


    474

    she is not an attractive person…

  75. Jay says – reply to this


    475

    her Plastic Surgeon just called… she has officially been cut off of Botox.

  76. phug says – reply to this


    476

    Because she has quite the zit on her cheek, and should pull a jessica simpson and proactiv it.

  77. amberrr says – reply to this


    477

    ..because she can't get her bee-hive to stand up as tall as amy winehouse's. hahha

  78. JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE says – reply to this


    478

    HER DAD'S BANGIN' STEPHEN BALDWIN NOW.

  79. Let's see... says – reply to this


    479

    …because her hair and skin are AWFUL and she looks like she's 40 YO (rather than 21) :-P COUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  80. Dan says – reply to this


    480

    perez just got ripped a new one on The Big Gay Sketch Show on Logo.

  81. re'em says – reply to this


    481

    because she's fucking hot!

  82. chris says – reply to this


    482

    ya'll i just saw The Parent Trap on tv today and it makes me feel really bad for her these days. lets just give her some support and instead of making fun of her…etc…lets just pray and hope she gets better.

  83. kath says – reply to this


    483

    her face is fucking orange

  84. DeeBee says – reply to this


    484

    She's trying to text…leave the gilr ALONE!

  85. Simmy says – reply to this


    485

    a) my face is partly orange
    b) I have the same shit Wino does
    c)cuz I know Perez is going to post this crappy pic of me and people will make fun of me.

  86. sally says – reply to this


    486

    she can't find her dealer

  87. larry says – reply to this


    487

    because she is an ugly whore, obvy

  88. emmy lynn says – reply to this


    488

    because her sunless tanner is SO bad…..DUH!! i'd be pissed too if my face looked that dirty

  89. sexygirl says – reply to this


    489

    her spray tan is fading and she looks sixty five years old at twenty. Sad when she's walking around with anti-smoking gum…Ironic>!

  90. stacy says – reply to this


    490

    she realizes that she's actually lindsay lohooooooooooo

  91. lohanhater says – reply to this


    491

    SHE IS A STUPID CUNT!!!!

  92. sdfsdf says – reply to this


    492

    shes constipated

  93. sarah says – reply to this


    493

    because her skin is almost the same shade as her phone.

  94. Jess says – reply to this


    494

    Because her skin matches her hair!

  95. hadand says – reply to this


    495

    She has the worst self-tanner of all time. Seriously, blotchy face = uggo!

  96. dane says – reply to this


    496

    cause her fake tan is radio friggin active

  97. feawguita says – reply to this


    497

    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because…she's on her period and HAS to wear UNDERWE@R______Tun-Tun-Tunnnn!!!!!!!!!!

  98. meme says – reply to this


    498

    b/c her spray on tan is fadin n she's not as orange as her phone anymore

  99. a common person says – reply to this


    499

    Re: Common Sense – take it elsewhere, and that sure ain't common sense..!
    We are not cowards behind keyboards you idiot. The same could be said for you, "telling us off" Idiot. You are more cowardly than the people insulting the celebrities.
    Most people on here would say (and do say) the same thing to their friends, family and would probably say it to the celebs face if they truly hated them enough.
    I know there are 2 celebrities I would just love to insult to their face. I dare anyone to put them in front of me and see if I don't speak up
    It's not my fault that by typing on this website i'm anonymously 'spewing my hatred' aka just speaking my mind and expressing myself, and the celebrity probably won't see it.
    I couldn't care less if by typing into this box it put my words through a megaphone into the celebrities house!! I would still do it. Probably a lot more actually, lol!

  100. carl says – reply to this


    500

    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because…. she's just found out that motherfucker perez hilton hasn's update his fucking site

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