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1. ryan dunn says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   she is butt ugly

2. BronsonianEmpire says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   because shes a lesbian

3. kitten says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   she just realized shes fugly!

4. Jessica says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   has a bouble chin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get that shit fixed

5. alone. says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   she has a crater face and dead gross hair, and realized that she isn't famous for anything except her drug problem and party life.

6. RH says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   506

   she still has the lingering taste in her mouth from sucking off that homeless guy in exchange for a hit off his crack pipe

7. sally says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   her botox appt. was cancelled.

8. bird says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   she has developed a bad case of the double chin

9. Lisa says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   because she forgot to use her black blusher

10. firmly packed leotards says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She thought she had to fart but it turned out to be a very large and extremely smelly bowel movement. Now her leotards are firmly pack with gooey crap.

11. mofoghetto says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    511

    …her conceiler matches her hootchie!

12. bonita says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    512

    She's having a herpes outbreak.

13. rotihoe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    513

    cozzz.. shes wearing a ton of make up and it is weighing her down!

14. Todd says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    514

    …her bush needs trimming and she has no bars on her phone to make an appointment.

15. Mohawk Kitty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    515

    LiLo is so grumpy because she just looked in the mirror and realized she's a washed up, talentless, whore at the ripe old age of 20-whatever she is (don't exactly know how old she is but I'm surprised she's made it that long…)

16. chloé says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    516

    elle est plus belle avec cette couleur de cheveux tout de meme !

17. LALA DESROSIERS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    517

    I LOVE LINDSAY FUCK THE HATERS YOU GO GIRL

18. kate says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    518

    doesnt know which sex ryan secreast is attracted too??

19. old McFister says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    519

    FIRST!!!!

20. mene says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    520

    SHE RAN OUT OF VICODIN. DUUUH.

21. Waiting says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    521

    Because she's tired of waiting on Perez to update!!!!

22. Kate says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    522

    She thinks she's sober!

23. Pin Thin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    523

    …because no one gives a crap, despite the nudie pix in NY mag. Saggin!

24. emmy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    524

    Because Miley Cyrus has stolen all her poses.

25. BM says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    525

    Her sister Ali is prettier than her.

26. ghj says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    526

    because she didn't get laid.

27. spitfire says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    527

    she worked so hard and didnt cum!

28. Jo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    528

    because the colour of her arms don't match her face

29. Juni says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    People don't have to look happy all of the time, you know. Maybe she was trying to figure out what some unintelligable, kre8tive text message actually said or was playing a game on her phone… :]

30. yomama says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    530

    because she can't get her razzies out of her bum

31. Dave says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    531

    she just realised her phone matches her pubes

32. Simone says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    coz her drug dealer isnt picking up the phone.

33. Annie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    533

    Her hair and skin match her cell phone color! or she is buys texting while walking

34. liz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    534

    she has herpes

35. marshall mathers says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    535

    cause she's fat.

36. Alicia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    536

    shes a miserable cow

37. poopiepants says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    537

    Re: firmly packed leotards –
    BY FAR, THE BEST FREAKING REPLY TO THIS BOARD!!!!

38. NEMANJA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    538

    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because her messages are getting delayed

39. reemo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    539

    cuz shes cool! and she rox…perez..please dont pick on her shes trying!!

40. yes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    540

    Re: poopiepants – OR…. scariest?

41. Brian says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because the media is annoying and follows her every mood. because she cant text or email without being on "Perez" saying she needs to smile…

42. Lucy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    542

    Cus she can't get no work, is a has-been and therefore can't get a shag either *cackle*.

43. fkn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    543

    Re: diecunt –

    you are a fucking dickbag

44. zeldman says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    544

    she's human? didn't you ever have a bad day Perez?

45. tu madre, i just burned you in spanish!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    545

    she used to much fake'n'bake tan and now shes orange.

46. sassy sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    546

    cause she's just looked in the mirror and seen Britteny shit spots on her chin!!!! hahahahahhahahaahahahahah

47. lee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    547

    she looks like she's 50 years old.

48. erin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    548

    she doesnt even look mad/

49. sophie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    549

    every one is mean about celebrities because they are unhappy with themselves and don't have anything useful to do. Get a life every one.

50. lucyliu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    550

    the guy she was meeting at the hotel just txted her and said his wife had came home earlier than he expected :[ poor Lilo

51. Doctor says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    551

    ….her herpes infection is acting up again.

52. Mel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    552

    her face is as orange as her phone.

53. sandra says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    553

    cause her face has the same colour as her cellphone

54. beth says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    554

    SHE LOOKS SO OLD!

55. Alli says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    her fake ass tan is wearing off, and her cheeks look like she has rosacea! GOOD LORD! And, she needs to stop it with the eyebrow colorist. The one she has SUCKS! Poor Lilo needs new people, FO SHO! What up with the "Wino" hair do? Is that in now? I thought it was just a worn out heroin thing where you're too fucked up to do it, so you just throw it up on your head? Am I wrong?

56. Evelyn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cause Ali got her own reality show and i didn't cos i'm fresh out of rehab

57. Elle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    CAUSE SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR

58. a-team says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    558

    ’cause she knows she's broke, lonely, ugly and needs blow really bad

59. bloodyobvious says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    559

    Becasue she's being followed by paprazzi

60. eastofthehighway says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    560

    cuz she cant get a JOB

61. Siti Maspupah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    561

    because Miley Cyrus is stealing her thunder, big time

62. Keegan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    562

    Because her fake tan makes it looks like she has a moustache. Ew.

63. Biv says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    563

    She has a benwa ball stuck somewhere

64. red_diablo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    564

    because her pocket rocket is out of juice……………

65. Callie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    565

    Her ugly leggings bunched up her ass.

66. Leslie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    566

    she doesn't want her picture taken. duh She's obviously not all dolled up for the cams

67. wetoo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    567

    Thats not grumpy………thats UGLY

68. poop says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    568

    because the txt said "sorry,coke deal fell through ginger mick"

69. Krystin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    569

    because her face is half orange half white

70. Lee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    570

    her phone is more orange than her.

71. michael says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    571

    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because….she got turned down by playboy for her amazing Marilyn Monroe photos.

72. KAT says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    572

    cos she looks older than her mom

73. Mimi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    573

    Can't have an appointment at the tanning salon….

74. bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    574

    because they didn't use lemon scented Clorox when they bleached her clam shell

75. amanda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    575

    she just realized she didn't pay her bill and they shut off her phone… AGAIN.

76. bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because once again, somebody called the fire department reporting a fire crotch

77. Holly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because her sister is hotter than her.

78. Tony says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    To the one that said that Perez should create a line of jeans ? Take a good look at him, he might be better off desiging clown outfits for Ringling Bros… Miss Hilton is one major mess.

79. Alixxx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cause she's finually realised she's a GINGA!!!

80. ferretherder says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    even though she imitated the impetigo/cig burn on the cheek and a sad attempt at a hive, she will never be as big a talent, or junkie, as Amy.

81. amphetamine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She had to do her own make-up

82. kk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why does her skin always look so blotchy and disgusting?

83. nwahh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cuz she looks old.. First

84. melissa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cause she cant act for shit

85. hay_nae says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    585

    she's having trouble spelling. Give her a break, you cant really expect her to walk think and text AT THE SAME TIME!!

86. Jay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Her face is orange and blotchy from fake tanning and it looks stupid.

87. Paul Hill says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Cause she just can't seem to get the orange out of her hair or off her face, the spray tan looks bad Lindsey get a clue and a new assistant to tell you when enough is enough

88. Common Sense says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: a common person – I appear to have stuck YOUR nerve. Seriously though, I am simply wondering if everyone here carries such hate, contempt and predjudice around in thier everyday real lives.
    As far as insulting people to thier face.. WHY?? wasted effort.

89. lisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …her skin color matches her phone case

90. JR says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    590

    her spraytan went orange!!

91. lisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    591

    she gained so much weight!!

92. Common Sense says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    We are not cowards behind keyboards you idiot.
    Yes…. yes you are. This is a blind forum with no means of a person to defend themselves.

    "telling us off"
    NO. I am pointing out what YOU are doing, slandering and ridiculing. Additionally, you proved my point by juvinile name calling instead of straight up dialog.

    dissing family..
    If this is true.. man, that would suck having a family member say damned vile things about you like this and I would pity a person if thier family had this mindset as a norm.

    MUCH to be said about " if ya aint got nnothin good to say…. ah,, you know the rest. But you are right… you have the freedom to be nasty as you want on a blind forum.. thus I stand behind my " Cowards Behind Keyboards" Idiom.

    I couldn't care less if by typing into this box it put my words through a megaphone into the celebrities house!! I would still do it. Probably a lot more actually, lol!
    I dont feel sorry for you, I simply disagree.

93. nada says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Peri-menopausal hot flashes. It hits you in middle age.

94. Cassidy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    shes just realised shes got red fanta pants hair..

95. Tessa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    … because she would like Perez to do some more updates on her

96. 1broc1a1k6 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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98. becca says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because her spray on tan looks like ass

99. Nicole says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she needs a new makeup artist.

100. NHGTIgirl says – reply to this
     

     

     
     
     
     
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     Because it wasn't noon yet