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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Fill In The Blank

LiLo, spotted at the Orlando Hotel in Beverly Hills on Friday.

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Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________.

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897 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. LA REINE says – reply to this


    601

    because she just returned from using the bathroom and remembered she had a FIRECROTCH!!!!

  2. lohan HATER says – reply to this


    602

    because her crack dealer is away on vacation

  3. smitty says – reply to this


    603

    She just shat out a little Perez Jr. in her shorts!!!

  4. angie says – reply to this


    604

    …her latest peeps haven't been messaging her back.

  5. Katy - England ! says – reply to this


    605

    her face is orange and her hair is urghhh!

  6. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


    606

    ALL RIGHT Y'ALL……..THESE COMMENTS ARE PRETTY MEAN!!!!!!!! AND THINK….THIS IS COMING FROM ME!!! SERIOUSLY…..CALLING HER UGLY AND SAYING SHE HAS AIDS AND HERPES!!!! MEAN! YOU'RE INSULTING PEOPLE WHO ARE CHALLENGED WITH AIDS AND HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!
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    OH DAMN!!! I WAS REALLY BEING NICE FOR A MINUTE THERE!! TEE HEE
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    SERIOUSLY….THE ONE THING SHE REALLY DESERVES TO BE SLAMMED FOR IS ……NOT FOR USING…….BUT DRIVING AND ENDANGERING OTHERS……BEING UNPROFESSIONAL AND HOLDING BACK MOVIE PRODUCTIONS, AND GENERALLY NOT LEARNING HER LESSON AND ACTING LIKE SHE'S ABOVE THE LAW!!!!!

  7. 1-800-VALTREX-HERPESCHAINHILTON FRENEMY says – reply to this


    607

    SHE LOOKS GRUMPY BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO SNORT A RAIL OF COKE AND SMOKE A MARLBORO……

  8. A says – reply to this


    608

    She can never quite get her skin as orange as her phone.

  9. daniel says – reply to this


    609

    her MetroPCS phone has just been disconnected

  10. b skel says – reply to this


    610

    shes orange

  11. DBA says – reply to this


    611

    Wow I didn't know the linux loader (aka lilo) had a personal. Perez isa fucktard

  12. mia says – reply to this


    612

    Because she has a zit. Because she is a laughingstock. Because she had a fight with her girlfriend. Because no one will insure her to work after her years of lying, drugging, and illegal shenanigans. I'd pout too.

  13. Sha says – reply to this


    613

    she has pasty makeup all over her body covering her freckles.

  14. Traci says – reply to this


    614

    she's fugly.

  15. {♥♀krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl@☻krazihouze☻♀}..itz hillary bitchezzzz♥ says – reply to this


    615

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz]]]]] coz her noze izn't full of coke[[[[zzzzzzzzzzzzz

    and her azz izn't full of cock…poor her…grow up bitch…….

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]]]] hillary bitchez[[[[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz◘◘]

  16. JP1 says – reply to this


    616

    even Calum Best is not returning her calls.

  17. gage kristofer says – reply to this


    617

    SHE HAS A PICKLE IN HER ASS

  18. cg says – reply to this


    618

    Her unemployment has ran out… UH-OH

  19. Lizzy says – reply to this


    619

    she just realized her makeup looks way too orange and dark around her mouth, ewww who does her makeup? It's terrible!

  20. lisa says – reply to this


    620

    because her phone is the same color as her face

  21. Jane says – reply to this


    621

    she tried to get amy winehouse hair…but failed.

  22. Tom says – reply to this


    622

    She's Sober

  23. jon says – reply to this


    623

    cause her foundation looks like cheap hooker makeup job, oh yeah, her career sucks & so does her life …

  24. Kate says – reply to this


    624

    Her Dealer is out of town

  25. who wants to know? says – reply to this


    625

    Re: Quinn
    exactly, her career down the drain imo.

  26. Julien says – reply to this


    626

    Hey, I'm french and I love your site. And More PARIS HILTON and LINDSAY LOHAN !! –> rolian66@hotmail.fr Bye

  27. Bigpink says – reply to this


    627

    She's tired of everybody in her fuckin business!

  28. Hohan Loves Blow (Jobs and Powder) says – reply to this


    628

    …because she just got the make-up facefucked off the lower half of her face. Which is a common morning posthookup thing for Hohan. (Along with swollen puffy lips, bed-head, and tangled extensions.) She also needs a bump or a line of good blow or meth. AND, she's probably pissed that she forgot to bring clean leggings or a shirt-dress short enough to do her usual firecrotch peekaboo thing with the paparazzi. By the way, who would be IN the room with her, CLOSE enough to take a picture, and WHO would she let snap her like that…???

  29. Hohan Loves Blow (Jobs and Powder) says – reply to this


    629

    …because she just got the make-up facefucked off the lower half of her face. Which is a common morning posthookup thing for Hohan. (Along with swollen puffy lips, bed-head, and tangled extensions.) She also needs a bump or a line of good blow or meth. AND, she's probably pissed that she forgot to bring clean leggings or a shirt-dress short enough to do her usual firecrotch peekaboo thing with the paparazzi. By the way, who would be IN the room with her, CLOSE enough to take a picture, and WHO would she let snap her like that….????

  30. a common person says – reply to this


    630

    Re: Common Sense – "be as nasty as you want on a blind forum"
    There is no other way to post on a forum (or at least this is how it is done here) so your point is moot.
    Why are you trying so hard to make people out to be cowards? Just because you may need to hide behind your computer to do stuff doesn't mean we all do that.
    The internet is just another way to communicate and express ourselves for some people, not a place to go crazy and say stuff we wouldn't say in real life, as hard as that may be for you to understand.
    And no you haven't stuck a nerve, as much as you'd like to think that. Really nothing indicated that you had. Idiots like you just make me angry through your stupidity and holier than thou attitude. But if you look at what i've said i've actually answered all your 'points'.
    I DID answer you, as well as calling you an idiot, since you were being an idiot. It is not childish name calling, it's another fact for you. Childish name calling would be me calling you a fat whore, which I did not, and would not.
    You were acting like an idiot so I called you one. Pretty simple concept.
    Again with the trying to win thing! Claiming that you've upset the person you're arguing with when you clearly havent. What are you going to do next, say i'm acting like Hitler? Because that's the kind of tactics people like you use.

  31. *Em* says – reply to this


    631

    Re: blacksarewack – fuck you bastard. way to insult the best person running for president and ethnic group that has brought s much to us. i doubt it, but i hope Lindsy is sad that there are shitty people like you that exist.

  32. Buscaramistad says – reply to this


    632

    Re: Bigpink – High Five 639. Thanks. That is the most hilarious thing I have heard all day!!! Perfect timing. Few words. Good Reality Check.

  33. a common person says – reply to this


    633

    "you have the freedom to be nasty on a forum "
    Yes I do. But i'm not being nasty i'm just giving my opinion. I've gave it on other pages on here and it's been positive, some of what I say is positive, some is negative. So I don't get what you're trying to prove. Why does someone being honest = nasty? The truth hurts sometimes.
    Maybe OTHER people are being purposely nasty. I know some people are. The racist bullshit, the trolls you see on here. But not me.
    I have no real beef with you, but I was simply trying to tell you that by posting our opinion… that JUST SO HAPPENS to be negative, it does not mean we are cowards, which you probably already realise if you have any brain cells.
    " slandering and ridiculing"
    WAIT, when the hell did I do that ??!! ANSWER THAT???!!
    "dissing family.."
    and WHAT THE HELL are you talking about?
    I said NOTHING about dissing family members. I said that people on here (me specifically) express the same thoughts about celebrities to people in real as we do on the internet. What we write on Perez we also say to our friends & family.
    (Although, familys do fight and diss eachother. Even you must realise that..)
    "If this is true.. man, that would suck having a family member say damned vile things about you"
    Like I said, people do fight. I don't know what sort of fluffy sweet town you live in or how sheltered you are but frankly it's no wonder you've run into problems.

  34. a common person says – reply to this


    634

    "MUCH to be said about " if ya aint got nnothin good to say…. ah,, you know the rest. "
    Well, if you are SO sweet and so goody goody and so moral and above all this sort of stuff then do you mind letting us all know why exactly you are on here in the first place?
    "I dont feel sorry for you, I simply disagree."
    OK….
    [PS- I know that my answer is looong..either deal with it or get on with taking a cheap shot, oh and answer me about my supposed slander]

  35. julianne, isle of man says – reply to this


    635

    she tanned her face and forgot her arms……

  36. Amber says – reply to this


    636

    she realized her face is a completely different color than her arms!!

  37. vl says – reply to this


    637

    she, kinda looks like shit, just stepped in shit and was just shit on.

  38. maoe says – reply to this


    638

    no one will answer the phone because she's not popular anymore!

  39. jenni says – reply to this


    639

    because perez hasnt posted anything all day and all night.

  40. alove says – reply to this


    640

    she looks like a tranny mess!!

  41. Ws says – reply to this


    641

    K-Fed just dumped her via text!

  42. MM says – reply to this


    642

    SHE IS UNEMPLOYED.

  43. caroline luce says – reply to this


    643

    her mustache is growing back in

  44. molly says – reply to this


    644

    she found out that her favorite tanning salon is closing

  45. Ashley says – reply to this


    645

    she got a new tattoo………

  46. Scott says – reply to this


    646

    Her face reminds me of fat bastard from Austin Powers in this pic

  47. WATEVA says – reply to this


    647

    She asked for a '2' at the tanning station and she got a '8'.

  48. Amanda says – reply to this


    648

    her leggings are too tight…

  49. Jessica says – reply to this


    649

    She's sad cuz she knows here career is over.

  50. tia caitie says – reply to this


    650

    cause her fake tan looks like shit

  51. Tegan says – reply to this


    651

    her skin seems to match her hair.

  52. hotness says – reply to this


    652

    prOpley wantd drugszz

  53. ally says – reply to this


    653

    she just realized that the cheap self-tanner she bought is wearing off of her hands and face!

  54. mal says – reply to this


    654

    her fake tan was put on really unevenly

  55. sassy says – reply to this


    655

    shes run out of crack

  56. jsutin says – reply to this


    656

    because paris outdid her at her own Scandinavian party.

  57. brazil says – reply to this


    657

    her drug dealer won't respond to her texts

  58. Jean.B says – reply to this


    658

    Because she's f*** sober !!

  59. SRG says – reply to this


    659

    cuz she has std's or sti's

  60. ew says – reply to this


    660

    because her face is the same color as her cell phone cover.

  61. SRG says – reply to this


    661

    it's so easy to see y she's so grumpy , she has std'sor now what they call it sti's

  62. SaraD says – reply to this


    662

    she is a whore and she deserves nothing else than being grumpy and miserable.

  63. tehpunk says – reply to this


    663

    because she doesn't even know what she's holding in her hand.

  64. mb says – reply to this


    664

    she woke up with amy winehouse's hair

  65. All American Girl says – reply to this


    665

    Her ex was doing someone else right in front of her eyes. When she asked if she could join in they said NO!

  66. jerry m says – reply to this


    666

    she can't find work……..

  67. Baron says – reply to this


    667

    JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY!!!

  68. Krystal says – reply to this


    668

    Doing the Rick Solomon Walk of Shame!! Oh Lyndsay you have sunk so LOW!!

  69. susieq says – reply to this


    669

    She realized that she is slowly turning into an oompa loompa……I wuld be cranky too!!!!!

  70. Deidre says – reply to this


    670

    My question is, why was she at the ORLANDO of all places?! Perhaps she was dining at Le Terza. Yum!

  71. Carrie. says – reply to this


    671

    Because her coke dealer got booked last night.

  72. Kiley says – reply to this


    672

    I like Lindsay she would be fun to party with

  73. ryan says – reply to this


    673

    hey anyone that goes to my site ( saveasailor.weebly.com ) and donates atleast 5 bucks, I will put a link to your site on my webpage! Visit my website and go to the FAN PAGE for details

  74. wordtoyourmother says – reply to this


    674

    She's a firecrotch!!!!

  75. Amie says – reply to this


    675

    she can't get in touch with her heroin dealer.

  76. Lilly says – reply to this


    676

    …because she takes herself very seriously but has hardly any talent at all. Oh and her stylist hates her, she always looks horrible. Designer-clothes and spray-tans don't really add much if you have no sense of style.

  77. Gee says – reply to this


    677

    she needs to drop a duece

  78. queenie says – reply to this


    678

    She can't reach her makeup artist to smooth out her bronzer.

  79. BOOMER says – reply to this


    679

    911..NEEDS MORE COKE ASAP..lol

  80. damn, what she got to be non grumpy about says – reply to this


    680

    she got the
    lost that " water" bottle

    blues !

  81. she cant think of a new concept for leggings says – reply to this


    681

    lets see,
    black leggings,

    new concept ?

    um,
    how hard canit be to design leggings???

    let's face it

    leggings are leggings!

    end of story !

  82. Frank Smithers says – reply to this


    682

    Because she knows that her sister is gaining on her rather rapidly –

  83. dsds says – reply to this


    683

    she has no career

  84. P says – reply to this


    684

    she has already peaked.

  85. :D says – reply to this


    685

    because she is a trannie.

  86. fly says – reply to this


    686

    cause she has a nasty fake tan

  87. Lindsey Wont Be Missed says – reply to this


    687

    her magic mirror just told the truth.
    She is a washed up peice of crap that flushed it all down the toilet because she thinks that she is above anyone else and untouchable.
    It all boils down to the fact that she is a pale, freckled, red headed loser that has had her 11 mins of fame. There are plenty of more talented actresses out ther to replace you LL. You Wont Be Missed

  88. LoveMe says – reply to this


    688

    because she didnt want to smile for a picture that was to be later posted on perez hilton for all of you losers to wonder why. at least this way she gave you fags something to do.

  89. shortie says – reply to this


    689

    becuase she is broke

  90. kris says – reply to this


    690

    she just found out there's such a thing as too much cock.

  91. kaneisha robins says – reply to this


    691

    because she jus got crabs again

  92. Stitch says – reply to this


    692

    because she didn't save a bunch of money on her car insurance by switching to GEICO!

  93. Brittney says – reply to this


    693

    becuase she doesn't have an iPhone!

  94. Tiffany says – reply to this


    694

    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because she just found out via text message her dealer got rolled, so now she has to go somewhere else, what an inconvenience….

  95. Necia says – reply to this


    695

    'Cause that shit on her upper lip smells BAD!

  96. hyperactive says – reply to this


    696

    noone wants to shag her no matter how much she tries to pimp herself out!!

  97. chassyg says – reply to this


    697

    cause her dealer's not answering….

  98. Sally says – reply to this


    698

    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because… her skin matches her phone!

  99. Lili says – reply to this


    699

    she needs her best girlfriend Samantha Ronson :D !

  100. donna says – reply to this


    700

    her self tanner expired on her face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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