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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Fill In The Blank

LiLo, spotted at the Orlando Hotel in Beverly Hills on Friday.

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Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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  1. ccc says – reply to this


    701

    Her tan looks like Shit!

  2. your mama says – reply to this


    702

    Re: sumdumcum

    first-
    –adjective 1. being before all others with respect to time, order, rank, importance, etc., used as the ordinal number of one: the first edition; the first vice president.
    2. Music. highest or chief among several voices or instruments of the same class: first alto; first horn.
    3. Automotive. low (def. 31).
    4. (often initial capital letter) being a member of the household or an intimate acquaintance of the president of the U.S. or of the governor of a state: the First Lady; Checkers, the first dog.
    –adverb 5. before all others or anything else in time, order, rank, etc.
    6. before some other thing, event, etc.: If you're going, phone first.
    7. for the first time: She first visited Atlanta in 1980.
    8. in preference to something else; rather; sooner: I'd die first.
    9. in the first place; firstly.
    –noun 10. the person or thing that is first in time, order, rank, etc.
    11. the beginning.
    12. the first part; first member of a series.
    13. Music. a. the voice or instrument that takes the highest or chief part in its class, esp. in an orchestra or chorus.
    b. a leader of a part or group of performers.

    14. Automotive. low gear; first gear: She shifted into first and drove off.

  3. Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this


    703

    Because she can never regain that pale, redheaded beauty she had in her earlier youth - I'd be pissed if I looked that dirty and washed up too!

  4. cc says – reply to this


    704

    i'm sorry, but just like britney, she is looking old and used up.

    too much drinking, drug abuse and fake tanning.

    her career is down the drain.

  5. Your Mama says – reply to this


    705

    Re: :)
    first
    –adjective 1. being before all others with respect to time, order, rank, importance, etc., used as the ordinal number of one: the first edition; the first vice president.
    2. Music. highest or chief among several voices or instruments of the same class: first alto; first horn.
    3. Automotive. low (def. 31).
    4. (often initial capital letter) being a member of the household or an intimate acquaintance of the president of the U.S. or of the governor of a state: the First Lady; Checkers, the first dog.
    –adverb 5. before all others or anything else in time, order, rank, etc.
    6. before some other thing, event, etc.: If you're going, phone first.
    7. for the first time: She first visited Atlanta in 1980.
    8. in preference to something else; rather; sooner: I'd die first.
    9. in the first place; firstly.
    –noun 10. the person or thing that is first in time, order, rank, etc.
    11. the beginning.
    12. the first part; first member of a series.
    13. Music. a. the voice or instrument that takes the highest or chief part in its class, esp. in an orchestra or chorus.
    b. a leader of a part or group of performers.

    14. Automotive. low gear; first gear: She shifted into first and drove off.

  6. Princess boobie says – reply to this


    706

    now that she's 'sober' she's realized that she's LAME!

  7. lisa says – reply to this


    707

    … because the anonymous blowjob she just gave in the back of her car left the four pounds of bronzer she's wearing smeared all over the place and she left her makeup bag at home! Oh noes!

  8. jodi says – reply to this


    708

    Re: blacksarewack

    Thats fucking great!! I love it. Now you've got them all pissed off and they will just go out and shoot each other. FUCKING GENIUS!!!

  9. ally says – reply to this


    709

    she ran out of freckle covering foundation

  10. monzzzzzzzzzzzzz says – reply to this


    710

    Because her face is as orange as the sun

  11. anonanon says – reply to this


    711

    Because she forgot to wear the pants that have the vial of coke someone left in the pocket.

  12. mdwhitstable says – reply to this


    712

    She looks grumpy because over 700 fuckwits on Perez Hilton are gonna rude and sarcastic comments about her!!!

    Leave her the fuck alone!!! Perez, get a life you little cocksucker!!!

  13. stephanie romano says – reply to this


    713

    …because she just got the memo that no one wears leggings anymore!

  14. lucy says – reply to this


    714

    She has just looked in the mirror and realised she has a ginger beard and ginger sideburns - give the bird some bleach.

  15. cdsunnysurf says – reply to this


    715

    b/c she is tired of lame haters passing judgement all the time…

  16. Ash says – reply to this


    716

    her skin is ORANGE!

  17. Danielle says – reply to this


    717

    She is looking very wretched lately. Seriously, who does her make up? Clearly she can't afford a decent stylist these days.

  18. stacee brazzel says – reply to this


    718

    she just realized she's turning into an oompa loompa

  19. b says – reply to this


    719

    she needs her fix.

  20. Kristen says – reply to this


    720

    her makeup looks disastrous

  21. john says – reply to this


    721

    because people bother her and wont leave her alone why do u guys care if she does drugs and shit, u people find the stupid things so intresting and make up so much shit, she is not smiling cuz she is sober she is not smiling cuz she is ugly. u guys are annoying, who caressssssss, she is an actress thats makes movies and parties she is doing everything most girls do at her age

  22. blah says – reply to this


    722

    she can't find decent foundation

  23. Lili says – reply to this


    723

    …because of a text message break up.

  24. john says – reply to this


    724

    and i know everyone who is talking shit right now, if u got invited to party with ehr u would jump on it so shut the fuck up this whole web site is gross, a fag who talks shit is like the cool thing in america, we get laughed at by the world for how amazed everyone is from celeberties, u guys need to fucken get a life

  25. andrew says – reply to this


    725

    people are very unfair to her

  26. Erin says – reply to this


    726

    because she has no talent, and her boobs and vag won't get her roles anymore!

  27. Brandi says – reply to this


    727

    Because she's fucking orange!
    Bitch get out of the tanning bed!

  28. Allison says – reply to this


    728

    she's sober

  29. Plinia says – reply to this


    729

    Look at the result of drinking and smoking since young age! Her skin looks like old weathered leather… and look at the ginormous volcanic zit on her cheek!!!! Can't she afford decent skincare lately?

  30. Katie.H says – reply to this


    730

    She just got a text saying leggings aren’t in this season!

  31. Jessie says – reply to this


    731

    she realized she is not an actress or singer.

  32. kim says – reply to this


    732

    because she just found out she has the clap

  33. Michelle says – reply to this


    733

    she needs dick

  34. who cares says – reply to this


    734

    she doesnt look grumpy, shes just looking down ignoring the annoyingGAY paparazzi and then youpeople are desperate enough to waste your time talking about 1PHOTO because you have nothing better to do but make fun of someone you dont even know … feel proud

  35. A says – reply to this


    735

    She matches that orange blackberry in her hand.

  36. isabella rumeo says – reply to this


    736

    she looks so grumpy because she dident get her supply of crack

  37. bongo says – reply to this


    737

    Re: john – Hey John, move back to Iran

  38. Gin says – reply to this


    738

    Because she looks like she's 45 at age 21!!!! And the mystic tan thing is a mess!!!!

  39. natalie says – reply to this


    739

    she tanned and looks ORANGE and old(damagedd)

  40. gg says – reply to this


    740

    because she lost her dentures and is desperately retracing her steps trying to find them. busy girl!

  41. Delana says – reply to this


    741

    Dead at her trying to outdo Amy with that hair. She could never.

  42. Ashley says – reply to this


    742

    I work there and she was so into her Blackberry. I walked by her and said hi, as she was sitting in the lounge and she didn't even look up to see who I was, nor did she say hi back. What can ya do its LL right??!

  43. rian says – reply to this


    743

    cuz prince hates her

  44. Paris Hilton says – reply to this


    744

    because she has a FIRE CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. ben says – reply to this


    745

    she learned the hard way that you cant snort spray-on tan

  46. Flobabe28 says – reply to this


    746

    cause someone said her phone matched her skin tone! lomflzzz

  47. courtney says – reply to this


    747

    because she cant find foundation to match her orange peel

    i mean skin

  48. AMO says – reply to this


    748

    She lost her hair brush.

  49. nicki says – reply to this


    749

    she has an orange face

  50. samantha says – reply to this


    750

    It looks like she has shit smeared all over her face.

  51. Mali says – reply to this


    751

    Cause she can't find matching foundation

  52. Cuntalicious says – reply to this


    752

    She has old people skin.

  53. truth says – reply to this


    753

    my code is truth and now someone else is using it .Iam not that attached to a name but As the orginal I never wrote that If I did I would have written she left home without her acne cream.Over and out .

  54. nikki says – reply to this


    754

    shes just realised her phone matches her fake tan.

  55. me just me says – reply to this


    755

    she saw a drunk pic of her sister, so now shes outa da lime light. (just watch, by tomorwo ull see thousan crotch shots of her)

  56. Agatha says – reply to this


    756

    Aretha Franklin thinks she's hot and wants a date.

  57. JulieJulie says – reply to this


    757

    She realized how her career is falling down hill

  58. yasmin says – reply to this


    758

    SHE COULDNT HOOKUP HER NOSE

  59. espy777 says – reply to this


    759

    she's orange

  60. lauren says – reply to this


    760

    because her makeup doesn't match the rest of her.

  61. JAMIE says – reply to this


    761

    She is orange

  62. katie says – reply to this


    762

    because she just realized she looks like a man.

  63. Hilly says – reply to this


    763

    She realizes that her make artist is intentially making her face look super NASTY! Girl, what's up with all that funked up make up?

  64. Lydia says – reply to this


    764

    her fake tan reached only up to her chin

  65. lovesit says – reply to this


    765

    because she just took a herbie fully loaded in her hotel bathroom…PEEE UU

  66. Sheeeeba says – reply to this


    766

    Because part of her face is orange

  67. laura says – reply to this


    767

    because she is developing jowls.

  68. michelle says – reply to this


    768

    missed her appointment with her make up artist

  69. hayley says – reply to this


    769

    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because nobody will text her.

  70. courtney says – reply to this


    770

    she's mad cause no one will show her snatch anymore…

  71. courtney says – reply to this


    771

    Re: Marissa – not even funny…

  72. erica says – reply to this


    772

    Because she looked in the mirror and realized how retarded at putting on fake tan was, and realized that she has always looked this bad, and she realized that she is fucking ugly, and she is gaining that weight back? and double chin is coming in.

  73. Walizalawonga says – reply to this


    773

    Can i just say how much i HATE these stupid little name contractions?

    Li-Lo!! tee hee

    Scar-Jo!

    J. Lo!

    YUCK YUCK YUCK

  74. Helen says – reply to this


    774

    Can't reach her coke dealer

  75. Jen says – reply to this


    775

    because her face matches her phone.

  76. **MiMi** says – reply to this


    776

    Because her self tanner is uneven
    Because she actually looked in the mirror and found out that she's not that hot
    Because her non-existent panties are causing a burning crotch sensation
    Because she's Lindsay Lohan.

  77. Stacey says – reply to this


    777

    God I fucking hate Americans
    swrightatcardiomemsdotcom

  78. al says – reply to this


    778

    SHE HASN'T HAD MY DICK!!!! 8=====D–(_._)+( . )( . )

  79. JenJess says – reply to this


    779

    Re: Sugarpopgirl and Friends – BITCH YOU AND YOUR "BIG GROUP OF FRIENDS" ARE NOBODIES AND YOU KNOW THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS SKANK ASS CUNT, ITS A 'WEBSITE' NOT 'WEBSIRE' SLOW DOWN ON THAT MAD, PASSIONATE TYPING YOU FUCKING USED TAMPON!!!!!

  80. Courtney says – reply to this


    780

    She has either had a mishap with self tanner on her face or doesn't quite know how to apply bronzer. Could it also be because she is covered from head to toe in orange freckles??

  81. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


    781

    the pony's dick caused her a prolapse.

  82. Ro says – reply to this


    782

    Sorry you're being just ridiuclous. Perhaps trying to be funny but Jeez… a girl can't CONCENTRATE without being deemed "grumpy"! if that's the case then i guess so is every student in the world, not to mention everyone who reads.. i guess perhaps not you, Perez! aren't there enough REAL issues you can chide people about?

  83. glorybr says – reply to this


    783

    because her face is SAGGING!

  84. tauruswoman says – reply to this


    784

    Cause she's got SAND in her Clit!

  85. perezluver says – reply to this


    785

    she lost her infamous black leggings and now has nothing else to wear

  86. ferretherder says – reply to this


    786

    Re: anonanon – hahahahaha!!!!!

  87. carly salinger says – reply to this


    787

    because she's the new britney spears

  88. ALF says – reply to this


    788

    because she has'nt seen me in a year!

  89. whitetrashbitchhater says – reply to this


    789

    fuck white licey head bitches

  90. trudy says – reply to this


    790

    who cares ???
    she's a has been before she ever really became a somebody.
    all she's known for is a couple of really bad movies and for being a fucked up drug mess. Marilyn Monroe, puhleeeze !

  91. Chrissyscoot says – reply to this


    791

    Because she has finally figured out that everyone knows she is a shallow excuse for a human being and an unwanted 'actress' who has thrown away her talent and chance at success and happiness for the rest of her life because of her narrow minded desire for things like cocaine and overpriced hangbags, and even though she figured it out now it's too late and there's no way she could've stopped it from happening anyway with her famewhore enabler momager pimping her out at such a young age and corrupting her fragile young mind with thoughts of fame & fortune.
    Reality Check in Aisle Lohan!

  92. ezmaie says – reply to this


    792

    after trying the elizabeth and marilyn, she's trying to do the wino, but yet again, she failed miserably.

  93. helen kearney says – reply to this


    793

    cause she's preggers, duh

  94. blanca says – reply to this


    794

    she forgot to take her valtrex

  95. laura says – reply to this


    795

    her cell phone is more orange than she is.

  96. Martin says – reply to this


    796

    1) Drug dealer wasn't home
    2) Nozzle clogged at the spray-tan booth
    3) That time of the month
    4) She is the oldest, most used-up 21 year old on the planet.

  97. common sense says – reply to this


    797

    Re: a common person
    Most people on here would say (and do say) the same thing to their friends, family and would probably say it to the celebs face if they truly hated them enough.
    OK, here is your support of dissing family members " if you hate them enough" ( nice caveat ). You support this.
    Now I could c/p the language you stand behind on this board that you would use on families. THAT is F'd up way to speak to family…. and you ad to those you hate…. What has LO done PERSONALLY to you to make you hate?

  98. bob says – reply to this


    798

    cuz shes f-ing broke thats why!

  99. common sense says – reply to this


    799

    I dont think you are an idiot. I dont know you to make that value judgement. I DO think your words at best are angry…… must be reason behind that anger.
    And those folks who slander on here ARE Cowards behind Keyboards until the day they "man up" and disclose FULL contact info…… but we know that will not happen.

  100. Brandy says – reply to this


    800

    she's pissed that the makeup on her face doesn't match the color of her neck :)

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