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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Fill In The BlankLiLo, spotted at the Orlando Hotel in Beverly Hills on Friday.
Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________.
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: March 15, 2008 at 6:31 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Lindsay Lohan > Fill In The BlankLiLo, spotted at the Orlando Hotel in Beverly Hills on Friday.
Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________. [Image via Buzz Foto.] Posted: March 15, 2008 at 6:31 pm
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because her "career" is over!
her pube roots are showing!
b/c ppl wont' leave her alone
cos her dealer sms'ed her that he's out of crack
the make up on her face doesn't match her neck…i'm just saying
Because she has a big ass zit on her cheek
because her damn bronzer is so caked that she looks like she's been rolling around in the flats of utah, maybe thats what she did all day at cirque lodge????
SHE HASN'T HAD HER FIRST COCAINE SNORT OF THE DAY.
she has a five head!!!
her self tanner permanently fucked up her face
She hasn't taken a shit in 3 days.
she realized the guy she hooked up with last night was actually her dad
bc her vagina smells like rotten tuna
the world has discovered that she wears many many different coloured wigs
She can't get rid of her jock itch, and the doctor just canceled her appointment.
she can't reach her drug dealer!
cause her drug dealer wont pick up the phone
she looks so grumpy because she's high AGAIN
she mistook immodium for her meth.
she has a double chin
because she want to do that!!!!
dat fug is living proof dat $ caint buy u happiness.
nor a good complexion.
is the joke of the biz.
head for the bridge and jump u skag.
SHE JUST GOT DONE GIVING HEAD AND THEN HE TOLD HER FIRE CROTCH ASS TO HIT DA DOOR! SHE'S A NASTY HOE BAG!!
she's pregnant.yay.
i think that maybe she was just clearing her throat or something and they took this shot and just decided to use it to make her look like she was grumpy. quit making her look bad! at least shes trying..
Her dealer isn't picking up the phone
her skin color matches her phone
because perez hilton camera's all over her
SHE
JUST found out that the plastic surgery had side effects
she is UGLY!
This message to is whoever "blacksarewack" is! Why dont you go back to your own country, you fucking racist peice of shit! Who the hell wants you here? You are pathetic!!!
… her ginger is showing.
She cannot snort her phone.
because miley cyrus hasn't called her back yet….
because her makeup is starting to run aaaaand, the guy she hit up with yesterday hasnt called
WTF is wrong with her face???
w i t h d r a w i n g
she's got a permanent twat wedgie from her heinous leggins.
Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because she needs a good hot bath and soap.
because she apparently caught impetigo from Amy Winehouse.
because the color of her hands doesn't match her face
because mommy drank the rest of the vodka. boo hoo!
she knows that her face is a more tangerine shade of orange than the rest of her skin, and she is starting to get madonna hands
because her spray tan looks realllll bad
Because her face is one color and her neck is another…. Oh and she has a double chin. =)
because she can't get her face color to match the rest of her body
Well….Hmmm, let me see…1st of all She's not skiing down the nose slope!!! and 2nd of all she hasn't been able drink untill she looks like a decent looking red head!!! Ewww!!! Lindsey…..Nobody likes a fire crotch by the way hunny!!
she just found out she's UGLY!!!!
She is broke!!!!!!!!!!
SHE HAS ON ALL THAT MAKE UP AND SHE IS STILL UGLY!!!!!!
…she got shot in the face with orange paintballs.
because…her wigg is sliding of her head
she has no talent!
because her face is freakin poo brown & her arms are white as a ghost!!!
she just ran out of vodka
Shes upset because her face is the same color as her hair and because she will NEVER EVER BE A TALANTED ACTRESS, SINGER, WHORE, OR SOBER PERSON!!
Hey what happened to my post. It was one of my better poop filled ones, a classic.
She has no real friends.
She hasn't taken a good hit for weeks.
cause her phone cover is more orange than she is!!
she's sober
the leggings are causing massive varicose veins.
shes no longer a hideous blonde. She looks way better with her natural hair.
she just got cock slapped for the 30th time!
she doesn't have a peepee in her mouth.
SHe is FUGLY!!
she's the same color as her cell phone.
the spunk she just had was just WAAAAAAY too funky for her liking!
Because Miley keeps stealing her pose now she doesn't know what to do
cause shes poor
she snorted, drank and popped all her money
she looks like an ommpa loompa AGAIN!!
Former govenor El Spitzer didn't pay her as much as he did the tramps from the emperors club.. how sad
The paparazzi sucks dick.. I'd hate those bastards following me too.
she has a massive double chin
Not even Brittany wants her STDs
She can't get ahold of her coke dealer!!!
she cant find a guy prosty cuz she slept with them all, that hoe
everyone is being so horrible about her when shes f***ing awesome!!!
Hmmm…..she's: fug….a ho….a drug addict…looks 35…no more guys left to fuck…can't act….can't sing…has no friends….sucks…
her drug dealer wont answer
because she has a dick stuck up her ass
her face matches her phone
because the price of drugs went up.
her face is melting,
and she's afraid to be like MJ.
she can't scrub the dyed orange off her face from tan-in-a-bottle
Because someone royally fuxked up pn her make up- check out that upper lip
she's downing.
"Her Phone Has Just Been Cut Off" no money to pay the bills Poor Lohan
she just found out her sex tape with Calum is going to be released!!!
…Because the phone stole the color of her face.
It's the year of the whore and she doesn't qualify anymore.
Cause no one wants to hire her dumb alcoholic ash!!!
Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because she's fugly.
shes a cunt
her face is not the same tone as her neck
she needs to go to rehab AGAIN!!