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If You Are Easily Offended…

Filed under: If You Are Easily Offended.....

Then do not CLICK HERE!

Yes, that really is Ryan Cabrera, in Austin this past weekend.

Now we know why Lisa Marie Presley's daughter, Riley, is dating him. He looks like grandpa!

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Posted: March 16, 2008 at 5:08 pm

319 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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  1. bradlee says – reply to this


    101

    oh my… wow

  2. A says – reply to this


    102

    Wow, he's changed A LOT.

  3. FIRST says – reply to this


    103

    FIRST!!

  4. jord says – reply to this


    104

    i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

  5. Jo says – reply to this


    105

    I miss the blond spiky hair ryan not the nasty hobo ryan

  6. Samantha says – reply to this


    106

    this is soo stupid and boring!

  7. kim says – reply to this


    107

    he looks like a washed-up musician. oh wait! he IS a washed-up musician!

  8. Frosting says – reply to this


    108

    so sad. i love him! :(

  9. LAurIiz says – reply to this


    109

    grOss!!!!

  10. liana says – reply to this


    110

    ewwwwww i used to think he was so cute
    ewwwwww

  11. Courtney says – reply to this


    111

    Wow is that supposed to be Ryan?

  12. kate says – reply to this


    112

    eww!

  13. Danielle says – reply to this


    113

    GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

    what the heck happened to him????

  14. OMG says – reply to this


    114

    OMG WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM??!!! HE USED TO BE SOOO CUTE!!

  15. Sarah says – reply to this


    115

    Is that a joke - he looks nothing like elvis

  16. SASSY says – reply to this


    116

    EWWWW THATS SOOO FUCKING NASTY.
    POOR RYAN!
    fuck obama!!!!!
    GO HILLAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Shauna says – reply to this


    117

    Holy Fuckballs Batman!!!

  18. Missy Marie says – reply to this


    118

    WHAAAAAAT?!!! Thats so freaking gross…..he used to be kind of cute with spikey blonde hair and…ughhh.

  19. nowaynowayhellno says – reply to this


    119

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    he's all greasy and double-chinned now?! O.O

  20. Tarah says – reply to this


    120

    Did someone order a greasy older man with a side of history repeats it self?

  21. jl says – reply to this


    121

    didnt he used to date ash simpson? god he looks like a effing child predator

  22. saami says – reply to this


    122

    get thee to a barber ASAP…wouldn't it be funny (yet really really sad) if lisa marie's daughter got pregnant by him and had a baby six months after her mother…

  23. marmelade says – reply to this


    123

    Re: ryancubassfuckaidsball –

    i believe you're qualified to take obama's preacher job. you're two of a kind.

  24. Holden McGroin says – reply to this


    124

    if you're easily offended do not read this comment

    you're a twat

  25. kjzxckzjcx says – reply to this


    125

    is this for real

  26. gel says – reply to this


    126

    no way. he gained so much weight. wow. . . what happened?

  27. Globear says – reply to this


    127

    omigod. i cant believe that is ryan. ew. ew. ew. EW.

  28. amanda propaganda says – reply to this


    128

    That is him. I used to be a huge fan met him several times so those of you who say there is no way, it is definitely him.

    Again I would love to know what happened
    maybe trippin on some lsd?

  29. jaime says – reply to this


    129

    haha yeah perez should be last person to talk about weight. Anywho, RYans new album the moon under water is do out may 13th, features SAY, the singal that is catching like wildfire. Oh and visit his myspace for clips of more new songs. He is singing give him a break.

  30. kimmmm says – reply to this


    130

    OMFG!! what happened to him? he used to be cutee..

  31. Liz says – reply to this


    131

    woosa… pretty bad

  32. Rachel B says – reply to this


    132

    Damn, minus the overuse of hair products, Ryan Cabrera used to be kinda hot.. that's gone.

  33. nizzy says – reply to this


    133

    he's used to be cute!

  34. BritneySpears says – reply to this


    134

    wtf happen to him

  35. Rice Diet says – reply to this


    135

    TRY IT PEREZ

  36. PEREZ RICHIE says – reply to this


    136

    WTF!!!

    is true??

  37. Lia says – reply to this


    137

    Hey Perez I really liked you, I loved you, but how could you say anything about Elvis, that is just just so rude, Elvis has nothing to do with anything so leave him bloody out, have some respect, he's been gone for 30 years, just leave him alone, you are fatter than Elvis EVER was!!!!!

  38. dee says – reply to this


    138

    that's wild.

  39. Bear Baiter says – reply to this


    139

    Holy Fuckballs?

  40. Stepher says – reply to this


    140

    He looks like Kid Rock

  41. jacQueline says – reply to this


    141

    NO FUCKING WAY HE USED TO BE SOO HAWT WHEN HE WAS WITH ASHLEE SIMPSON>>>>>SHIT THANK WHAT PETE WENTZ WILL LOOK LIKE WHEN THEY BREAK UP!!!!AHHHH RYAN LOSE WEIGHT PLEASE GO BACK TO SINGING SOFT SWEET MELODIES IM STILL A FAN!!!

  42. amanda says – reply to this


    142

    perez that is awful to say! hahahahah

  43. Ashfish says – reply to this


    143

    Maybe he has a massive cock and she's a size queen eh?

  44. sweetsouthernswede says – reply to this


    144

    i think you are mistaken… that or you got the most unflattering photo ever.

  45. Jo Jo Starfuck says – reply to this


    145

    Hey Pigez—On the E! show "The Hottest Women On The Web" why weren't you featured? Missed out huh? Huh?

  46. brenae says – reply to this


    146

    Wow he looks horrible is it just me or has his career gone to hell since he stop dating ashlee simpson?

  47. TABITHA says – reply to this


    147

    YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! IS HE CHUBBY NOW? HE USED TO BE A JOE SIMPSON RUN DOUCHEBAG, SO THIS IS ACTUALLY AN IMPROVEMENT.

  48. fran says – reply to this


    148

    hes like fat and dirty eeeewww poor riley

  49. Leslie says – reply to this


    149

    Whaaaaat happened to him? He used to be the most adorable creature alive!

  50. disgusted says – reply to this


    150

    gross, what happened to him?

  51. Buttfuck says – reply to this


    151

    He used to be borderline cute… WHAT HAPPENED?!!

  52. BrittenFabulous says – reply to this


    152

    Ehh I have always hated him.

  53. Ed says – reply to this


    153

    I saw him at ACL and took a pic with him…and THAT is a BAD pic….

  54. Lucy says – reply to this


    154

    Ewww wasn't he hot once. What happened did he like go to Rehab, or does he need to?

  55. JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this


    155

    Wow. Lay off of the potato chips, dude. And where is the mouse?

  56. Whatever! says – reply to this


    156

    What??!!! OMG no way that can Not be him!! That doesn't look like him at all!

  57. Jonathan Scholten says – reply to this


    157

    bad photo, taken at a bad angle. His music's fairly good, especially now he's doing it himself. I say give the guy a break Perez. I dunno how you live with yourself. All you do is slag people off. Pretty pathetic really. Hopefully you'll contract aids and die.

  58. GHogKilla says – reply to this


    158

    Its called soap, if you dont want to wash at least go to hair cuttery and let them wash ur hair!

  59. Bri says – reply to this


    159

    Wow he's changed so much…remember when he used to be cute? And um…why is this under "If youre easily offended"?

  60. Bonita says – reply to this


    160

    and i used to think he was hot.

    that's what drugs and twinkies will do to ya.

  61. beze says – reply to this


    161

    Re: ryancubassfuckaidsball – well aren't you the racist little bitch, i bet your a poor ass trailer park reget high on some meth are you? Well i hope you get the president you vote for, oh thats right your probaly not even register to vote

  62. Chloe says – reply to this


    162

    ewwww.. I was on 6th street this weekend and I am pretty pissed that I didn't win tickets to the PEREZ party! :(

  63. SOPH says – reply to this


    163

    he looks like a really ugly justin bobby from la hills

  64. angie says – reply to this


    164

    Re: Chloe – Re: Chloe – call me chloe you may remember me from yesturday
    three four seven three eight six four three one three

  65. this is rediculous says – reply to this


    165

    that's just a really unflattering angle. i recently saw him and he's in great shape and still such a sweetheart to everybody. give the guy a break, he's out there busting his ass funding his own project to be doing something that he truly loves to do.

  66. Miselle says – reply to this


    166

    Haha no way… GROSS! Not that he was goo dlooking before, but wow!

  67. EWE!!! says – reply to this


    167

    not first!!

  68. JustBootilicious says – reply to this


    168

    HOT TRANNY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

  69. Mariah says – reply to this


    169

    holy shiza!! He has really let himself go.

  70. Na says – reply to this


    170

    Yuck!!! Ryan, I know this is hard… but say it with me… SHOWER.

  71. VanessaLutz says – reply to this


    171

    What a SHAMEEE!!!

  72. louis says – reply to this


    172

    www.parisbff.com/people/louislouis
    PLEASE VOTE!

  73. katie says – reply to this


    173

    i cant see the ryan cabrera i used to consider cute in there ..

  74. ashli says – reply to this


    174

    i know him personally. im sure that he wont look like this when he goes on tour. he's just been really busy and hasnt had a real chance to work on his image lately… i support ryan 100% he the nicest most down to earth person that i have ever met. & he's really funny too. much love ryan.

  75. marina says – reply to this


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    there is no way THAT thing is ryan cabrera. he is nothing like the semi-cute, spiky blonde haired, ashlee simpson dating, guy i once knew. that is not him…i dont believe you.

  76. gorgous says – reply to this


    176

    i really think he's hot…BUT NOT IN THIS PIC
    he really needs to fix himself up

  77. JRG says – reply to this


    177

    What the fuck, he doesn't even look a little like Elvis. Perez, you're a fucking idiot.

  78. Nikki says – reply to this


    178

    omgg whaaa?!?

  79. Dav says – reply to this


    179

    This looks like Elvis… why?

  80. BLACK & PROUD says – reply to this


    180

    Re: ryancubassfuckaidsball – oh my goodnesss, Lord have mercy on your soul!

  81. Liz says – reply to this


    181

    Re: a dingo ate my hole –
    wow ur creative

  82. Catie says – reply to this


    182

    omg, i can't believe that's him!! what happened? he's so greasy!

  83. PEREZ IS A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG says – reply to this


    183

    PEREZ YOU NEED TO TAKE A BIG BLACK COCK DEEPTHROAT TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING COKEASS FACE UP YOU SICK PATHETIC FAT FUCK !!!!

  84. Britttttttt says – reply to this


    184

    NO WAY HE WAS HOT

  85. Mara says – reply to this


    185

    He's totally fine, he's just a bit bloated.

  86. freshyyy says – reply to this


    186
  87. katedilligaf says – reply to this


    187

    WOAH BIG CHANGE!! but honestly, i like this more than him being uber polished and MANicured.

  88. alexandra says – reply to this


    188

    oh godd… wow, I can't believe it !
    the fact that he's in need of a shower and a hair cut is an understatment.

  89. not a fan but... says – reply to this


    189

    what happened to that fresh faced young guy. he looks fat, bloated & the type of guy you would see selling flowers on a freeway exit. yuck. he needs a shower, haircut & personal trainer.

  90. jayme says – reply to this


    190

    im friends with ryan, have known him for maybe 5 years now. and i'll tell ya, his looks are regoddamndiculous nowadays… eww eww eww…. but his music has changed for the better…. get ugly, make better music, haha…

    oh and riley is a sweetheart, so her and ryan fit good together bc he's a sweet guy too.

  91. blame the guy in black says – reply to this


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    Re: ryancubassfuckaidsball – Who ever gets in office is fucked..They will be blame for the mess BUSH and his dipshits ass kisser made in the last eight years..

  92. katy says – reply to this


    192

    He is looking kinda chubby…

  93. HAHAHAHAA says – reply to this


    193

    he looks like a fat fucking greasy mexican
    LMAO

  94. nikki says – reply to this


    194

    NOT GOOD.

  95. Tink says – reply to this


    195

    uhhh…..what in the FUCK happened to him????????

  96. darcelle says – reply to this


    196

    ummm…what the hell happened to this guy?

  97. Sally says – reply to this


    197

    omg FIX YOUR HAIR doesn't even look like him!

  98. bronz_lox says – reply to this


    198

    He looks like Jacob from Otown when he went for the homeless look.

  99. Elise says – reply to this


    199

    Re: ryancubassfuckaidsball –

    I can't believe you said that…. Black people are not ignorant, and America does not have a place for ignortant people such as your self, it shows how smart you are. As a black female, I can honestly say Obama may not win and as for his pastor (that is another conversation all on it's own). Anyways, anyone is better than the current president! So please clarify for why Blacks are dumb and should go back to Africa, because if that is the case there are plenty of things we could say about other races and tell them to go to where they are from but we do not because no one is truly an American we all come from different places…So try again and give a more valid reason for being such a friggin' idiot!!!

  100. R. says – reply to this


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    Re: coolgue –

    i want to see them!

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