Seacrest On The Cover Of Gay Magazine
Filed under: Ryan Seacrest
Kudos to him!
Ryan Seacrest is on the cover of the new issue of Details.
The American Idol and radio show host has been named one of the mag's Mavericks, the 22 big thinkers shaping our lives.
Is it just us, or does Ryan look a little freaky in this pic????
He's got a case of the Matthew McConogay face going on. But, hey, his hair looks fierce!
Click here to check out Seacrest's article.
Posted: March 17, 2008 at 10:50 am
WTF is wrong with his face? His eyes are crocked, his lips are sucking in, his head is lumpy. It looks like he was punched in the face, and then covered in makeup.
He looks freaky because he's a HOLOGRAM! I don't know why people won't listen to me about this. How could he not be? He's part of a conspiracy by holograms and androids to take over the media, then take over our souls. Don't be surprised if you wake up one day and he's Ryan Seacrest's hologram is hovering over your bed sucking your soul out. Just like that green butterfly does in the Lunesta commercials. Don't be quick to judge me. Just marinate on it for a while, put the pieces together and you'll get the picture they (the holograms) don't want you to see.
i GUESS PEREZ ONLY KNOWS WOMENS MAGAZINE, CONSIDERING HIS FAT ASS CAN'T FIT IN FASHIONABLE CLOTHING.
DETAILS IS NOT GAY, AND THIS IS A GREAT INDICATOR OF WHY PEREZ SHOULD BE SUED
Re: STOP SAYING FIERCE –
Fierce is already and HAS BEEN a popular term in gay male circles for years. So get over it and enjoy the campy fagginess!
how disgusting!! way to follow a hayden cover with this crap. ryan is a whiny, rude, pain in the ass, and he looks absolutely disgusting with his squinty pout. isn't he supposed to be victoria secret's top smile or something?
PS. See how his mouth is crooked and his ear is little messed up? The holograms do that so they will look imperfect like all humans do. It helps them stay incognito.
Re: OJ in VEGAS – ONE TESTICLE ALWAYS HANGS LOWER, TO KEEP THEM COOLER SO THE SPERM CAN LIVE!!! AS FOR THE EYE THAT HANGS LOWER, WELL, THAT'S THE ONE THAT PEEKS UP UNDER THE MEN'S ROOM STALL. LARRY CRAIG HAS THE SAME LOOK, YOU WILL NOTICE.
Re: ANNIEJO –
STEVE MCQUEEN? I THOUGHT THAT WAS STEVE….THE TRAINER FROM THE BIGGEST LOSER WHO IS GAY TOO!
Re: DETAILS IS NOT A GAY MAG – ALL MAGS WITH HOT MEN ON THE COVER ARE GAY MAGS…ESPECIALLY PLAYGIRL!
That IS a weird pic — I wouldn't have know it was him.
Not a great pic of ryan
I love him…..but it does look like his nose is going to the left and his mouth is going to the right…he looks fab in person, this photo does not do him justice…he is more beautiful than this!!!
Half his face looks paralized… Weird
It looks nothing like him!
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he got eyelashes rimel!
WOW HE LOOKS HOT HOT HOT!!! You're just a jealous fat ugly lesbian Perez that hates himself so much that the only way you can make yourself feel better is to make fun and put down other people
that fucking advertisement that you have on here making that electrical buzz noise if FUCKING ANNOYING AND IT MAKES ME NEVER WANT TO CLICK ON IT! GET RID OF IT SHITHEAD
I think that's a super hot pic of him! i just wish he'd stop cat fighting with simon on Idol..it gets super annoying
I agree #83 Adrian…whatever he is he's hot in this pic! lol
He looks like he's made of wax, like the pics Perez has shows of Nicole Kidman side by side with her wax statue. Some have bitched Details isn't a gay magazine, but it's certainly gay friendly. So having Ryan S. on the cover makes sense to me. Interesting he is wearing a t-shirt paying homage to Steve McQueen. A man with queen in his name - a good fit for Ryan, I'd say.
That is soooo not him, cantbe…he looks weird or made of wax or something?!@%#$^
Big thinkers?????
(Roaring with laughter)
Awwwww…that's the best laugh I've had all week.
what's wrong with his eyes?????
One EYE has a LID and the other one DOES NOT !!!
omg..he looks like he's had a stroke!
Something looks wrong with his mouth. Also — love the fact that right in front of his shoulder it says 'Would you REALLY be OK if your kid was gay'? Hope they interview Mama Seacrest for that one.
stop stealing christian siriano's trademark words, you whore!
Ryan looks nothing like that; he is severely ugly. his face probably broke the photoshop they used on his ugly ass.
Re: NUBIAN GODDESS IN A GREEN HALSTON VINTAGE PANTSUIT IN HONOUR OF ST PATS! – A negress in green. Takes me back to when I was a little girl and we had a cook who always wore a green apron & matching bandana around her head. We called her Pearlie Mae. And boy could she cook some mean chicken & dumplings. She kept a potato in her vagina to keep her prolapsed uterus up inside her. (she had had ten kids.) I sure do miss Pearlie Mae.
Yay for the Steve McQueen shirt!
LOL, I cant stop laughing I had a double take when I read who you said who it was hehe, I cant stop laughing that picture is so doctored up… You gotta love photo shop, Do we know that guy? I think he looks better…
Look at those titties! ROFLMFAO
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his face looks floopy from the right side. definitely weird . .
fuglyyy
The AAS treatment, or analogous, is beginning to overwhelm the original friendly and unusually decent person. That would be a pity.
ryan is frigging hot
it's so different to see him not smiling!
it's even hotter than normal.
he's ugly ugly ugly…. and a midget!!!!!!!
his eyes. such a major mismatch. or did they photoshop it that way on purpose? (he does have a few haters). strange that this image would make it all the way through the approval process, then on to the cover, with such an obvious flaw.
maybe wonk-eye is the new black. so many "celebrities" are sporting the look.
question: he is wearing a t-shirt in the photo but who is steve and who is the guy in the tshirt - boyf me thinks? is he playing with us here? come out come out wherever you are!
Big thinker shaping our lives?! Give me a break. When was the last time he provided a thought of his own? He's a Network puppet.
He doesn”t look freaky, he actually looks a little masculine for a change …. not at all like himself.
He could be hot if he took it a little further that way.
HOW COME MORE PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD LOOKING HE IS? I WANT TO LIP LOCK HIM FOR HOURS
I wasn't aware that Details is a gay magazine. I've purchased it myself in the past. Well, I guess I'm not gay or I would have clued in to that. That's a relief.
his blowjob stretch marks have been minimized…that is why he looks different…you can tell by looking at an untouched pic that he loves to open that mouth
ryan ur so hot! please be gay and marry me lol
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his eyes look so wierd. . .ughh. . .kinda gross.
Wow…it's amazing how you wouldn't recognize some people without a big, cheesy grin on their face…and whats up with his eyes? righty looks MUCH bigger than lefty!
EEEW Literally half his face is drooping and completely different then the other half! And the left side is tanner? wtf?! It honestly looks like they photoshopped half of it and forgot to finish!
They photoshopped/airbrushed/botoxed the forehead wrinkes, eye lines, facial folds for sure and possibly photoshopped in someone elses mouth. It def looks freaky
who's the fag on his shirt?
is it true that Ryan was Merv Griiffin's main squeeze??????
have u ever even read details?
details is not a gay magazine….
his eyes usually look sunk in and he has a small head. In this pic his face looks fuller and they have fixed up his eyes. (sort of, one does look different than the other)
It is an improvement over his usual rat fetus look
Yes!!!! He looks like Demi Moore!!!!
He only has one eyelid! THAT's what's freaky!
I'm not sure if you were kidding, but I'm going to ask. Since when is "Details" a gay magazine?
Just in case one of the cover stories "Why crazy girls are such a turn-on" didn't tip you off.
he looks freaky because a bad phostoshop on his pict, in order to get wrinkleless, smoother, hansome image they abuse of the airbrush tool and left him without cheek, and with a semi-blinked eye.
the photo editor fucked up his left eye. its too big and made his face disproportional
HIS EYLIDS DONT MATCH!
i hateeeeeeeeeee that
Dear PEREZ HILTON:
Your boorishness astounds!
While it is the usual tenor of your web-page to poke fun at the minutia of celebrity scandal and paint drool marks on drunk people, it is THIS blatant ignorance to simple symbology that recruits my anger!
I will, first, credit commenter #61 "ANNIEJO" in his astute reference to the questionable subtlety of RYAN SEACRESTon the cover of DETAILS magazine, wearing a STEVE McQUEEN t-shirt (whom A calls a "Man's Man).
PEREZ, sometimes the answer is looking for what is NOT seen. We know the icon. We have the first name. What is missing? "McQueen".
Follow my etymology:
"Mc" - commonly used as a prefix for something with very little substance, but is appealing to the mass consumer. i.e. McMansion, McJob, McWife
"Queen" - the comfortable vernacular for "homosexual peer" amongst the initiated
Hence, what DETAILS magazine seems to be pointing out by omission is that their cover model is a homosexual with very little substance who is appealing to the mass consumer — a McQUEEN.
There's your story! It's right there in front of you.
As you were.
-JH
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DETAILS is not a gay magazine! its geared towards straight men
details isn't a gay magazine.
It's his NECK. It's as wide as his head. Only meat-heads have necks like that.
His face looks square shaped, he's trying to look really masculine.
Details is a gay magazine? Hmm… I thought it was just more "metrosexual" [like GQ, but not as suave].
he looks like he has bells palsy!
You freakin douche, Details is not a gay magazine. i hope they sue you.
that sooo totally doesn't even look like him… wax figure seacrest maybe… but thats about it>
wtf?
someone totally butcher that pic… photoshop in the wrong hands can be deadly… wow.
long time reader here, and last I checked, DETAILS is not considered a gay magazine (seacrest stuff aside)
OVERPAID - NO TALENT HUNK O' SHIT
Scary thing is, his eyes are actually screwed up like that. I have a candid unphotostopped pic of him and his eyes looked all goofed up, just like on Details.
Is it just me or does he look like that guy from terminator? the guy that is the machine or whatever?
I think he looks fucking HOTTTTTTTTTTT
DETAILS is not a gay magazine.
fyi
His eyes arn't level… Imperfects erg. He should smile maybeeee.
All I can say is he looks like such a loser now since he is dating that Holly slut. He is trying to look younger than he is so he can keep up with his whore!
he does look strange. maybe they took a picture of wax version of ryan instead.
Why is it that gay guys always have a smaller left eye? Has there been any studies?