Don't Stare At His Package!
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Ashton Kutcher
Former model Ashton Kutcher strips down to his Calvin's in the new issue of V Man, shot by Mario Testino.
He fills out his undies quite nicely!
Posted: March 17, 2008 at 12:00 pm




Re: Sam – haha: peen.
Not much of a package…I envisioned him to be bigger.
Is that a tuck out shirt?, nice body, slamming package, to bad his personality doesnt go with it
Forgive me for looking, but why is Asthon's little thingy so…pointy? Is that normal?
…plus he has like a 2-1/2 pack stomach going on there. Gee! What in the world?!??
duh… its not like he's hard or anything in his underwear… of course he's not going to have much of a package… even the when guys are soft, they can have quite a package hard. Apparently you guys haven't had much experience with seeing guys dicks…
Looks like he may be a "natural" boy hense the pointy tip…interesting.
DAMN………… HE'S PACKING. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'D DO WITH THAT
Doesn't look that impressive of a package to me! A little on the small side really!
ummm WOW that is hot.
What's up with his package? It looks like pointy and NOT normal. He's doing ANYTHING for publicity these days, huh?
Is this an ad for scientology? Sure looks like it!!
looks average to me. nuttin special!!
I didn't recognize him. Thought he was an Italian model.
omg this makes me cream! and makes me want to buy some new calvins.. screw armani
Um….I think its kinda hard NOT to stare!! Holy Shiz! Who knew Ash would look so damn hott in his panties. MMMMMMM, me likey!!!!
Perez, I love u, ur so cute!
YUM and oh…YUM!! lol! how can you not stare!
I LIKE POINTY WEENERS!!!
YUM
YUM
YUM
……LOOKING CLOSELY….THAT'S NOT REAL…..AND I WOULD KNOW. I'VE HAD MORE MEN THAN YOU ALL HAVE HAD MCDONALDS
package smackage….look a that FACE ?!! What-ever….he has such a sexy face, those eyes, cheekbones, lips, hair, jaw, nose, chin//////WAHT EVER HOTTTTTT…
Nice white boots. What a no-talent douche.
HE SO ALWAYS HAS GAY FACE
HIS MARRIAGE IS A FACADE LOL
The boots kill it…
stuff your underwear pin dick. satisfy your ancient plastic surgery wife. even you have to admit rumor is a poster child for birth control. bruce must have been on some bad shit to make that deformed child
ashtons always been the perfect model =]
Nice NADS!
he has a sock in there. all the girls he has gone out with say he has a little wiennie
Britney murphy has said on the jay leno regarding her break up with ashton. I guess ashton doesn't mind age and demi doesn't mind size. She hinted his manhood was not huge.
You can see his cock in The Butterfly Effect and it's not that big, I still want it in my ass and mouth though! He's fucking hot.
Sooooooo HHHHHoooTTTT! Not to mention going for a more experienced woman…….so sexy……
Can anyone say "60 million dollar man" = he totally should play Steve Austin in a remake of the 70's show . . . .spitting image
no that is a blow up one like ben stiller in dodgeball! ha ha ha
i ttly 4 got how fucking hot he was anyway he llooks so yummy i wanna eat him
I can see his mushroom. Niiiice.
oh my goodness!
he's such a BIG boy
He is wearing a prosthetic in his underware to make it look like he's bending like BECKHAM….NOT!!!
Holy mother of god! Wauw. He looks pretty AMAZING.
Re: debbie downer much? – well it is a site about celebrity gossip…
he is definitely hot.
demi is one lucky biatch
NOTHING BEATS A BIG BLACK COCK!
THICK AND YUMMY!
LETS COMPARE ASH. IF I WIN I'LL TURN YOU OVER AND FUCK YOU RAW!
Please—- He's STUFFED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All underwear models have small dicks so they can where the shorts or swimming trunks without popping out….if it looks big, or even medium size it's because it's been photoshopped.
yummy yummy, oh how i would love a piece of ashton
socks
Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmmmmm…either his undies ARE stuffed or Brittany Murphey is LOOSE…because if I can recall, she said that he was small…and if my eyes aren't deceiving me…which I JUST had an eye check-up, THAT looks huge!!! PROPS to Demi!!!
mm mm good!!
He's always modeled so hard… He looks like he's gonna pop an eye ball… But anyways ya he models as hard as he makes perez.
oh my gosh…
omg…thats so hawwt!
What's up with the point?
fuck demi she's like 80