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I love The View's Elizabitch Hasselbeck because _______.
Posted: July 17, 2007 at 8:59 am
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: TV News > Fill In The Blank > Elizabitch Hasselbeck
I love The View's Elizabitch Hasselbeck because _______. Posted: July 17, 2007 at 8:59 am
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She called you out on your shit and you totally chickened out. Grow a pair! You can dish it but you sure as hell couldn't take it.
because she only claim to fame is survivor bitch please who does this whore think she is.
Her only claim to fame is Survivor who does this bitch think she is bitch please
her husband was a shitty foot ball player..her fahter in law was a shitty football player and her brother in law was a shitty player..they all went to that bastion of priest butt fucking Boston College…..have another hamm sandwich honey..and don't forget the mayonaise…
She is a very smart lady who loves her country
she's a cunt
my names poop because thats exactly what elizabeth does for a living she talks SHIT
she has no political background shes just some dumb american patriotical piece of shit and she doesnt deserve a spot on the view she has no clue what shes ever talking about and she needs to learn that sucking the dick of some shitty president is just making her look like a huge idiot even some conservative republican piece of dirt should be able to see that george bush dug the states in to a huge hole in the ground that elizabitch continues to shit on by preaching her right wing propaganda bullshit
A few things:
1) Perez, I felt like you were in arbitration on that show. No matter how gay, you're still a boy. Get over them and do VH-1.
2) Elizabeth is a reality star with a job on a morning talk show. No major, no minor.
3) Perez, this was low. It's gross and takes you to the brink of blog-porn that is your main roadblock to legitemacy. Harvey Levin at least pretends he's a PTA dad.
4) You should have spoken your mind on the show. I know you were overwhelmed but this is nasty and I didn't think she snapped on you. It's her show, y'know?
5) 604 comments on why they love/don't love Elizabeth. Aren't we all, like, at work? Who watches that show? If you TiVo it, then I'm amazed. Oprah's better.
OMG! There are people still sticking up for this rigid, platitude spouting bee-uch? Get a grip folks! This woman (and I use the term loosely) has no real opinion of her own. She's too busy sucking up the bull that her husband and her president spews out. Elizabitch is a perfect example of someone who heedlessly kneels down to the powerful men in front of her, without any real thought of her own. If she had any balls at all, she'd kick them all in the nuts and come up with an original thought.
You rock, perez…keep telling it like it is.
she's a longwinded whiney BIATCH!!!
PEREZ YOU ARE THE REAL COWARD CONSIDERING YOU HAVE TO PUT A CARTOON UP ABOUT HER AND COULD NOT ADDRESS HER ON THE SHOW…. Honestly you are a inconsiderate and should be honored that she respected you as much as you did on the view… Being at the show that day I know how you acted around her and how respectful she was to you so GROW UP!!!!! And honestly NO ONE deserves what you say about her and I honestly use to like you until this shit bc ElisaBETH is RIGHT you cant act like you know her as a person because you dont so act your age and dont take out all of your anger on innocent people
It proves that some of us have not evolved.
This is where my job as a Democrat comes easily.
All it takes is to watch one episode of The View to see that she has rocks in her head but that doesn't stop her from babbling on and on about shit she doesn't know anything about. As a matter of fact, the less she knows, the more she seems to discuss it.
In other words, a typical Republican.
She probably doesn't know the history of the Constitution or the political parties involved in teh U.S. government but she tries to take stands on issues she knows nothing about. More afraid to appear wrong than appear stupid. And that's the problem with Republicans across the board. No answers, but they'll talk on and on and on about something they absolutely have no grasp of.
My advice to her?
Keep your mouth closed and just try to appear pretty. That's what you're good at and that's what they want you for. If you do have to say something, try to make it a funny comment so people don't think you're taking yourself too seriously.
And last but not least, do some research and some reading on the history of our government, our country and the political parties involved. Then read the history of the middle East, Iraq, their religion(s) and the history of that region. THEN…read the actual investigations by the nonpartisan committees that admitted our administration completely lied about their intents going into the war.
Then you'll be ready to discuss something political without looking like a…well, dumb puppet.
ps: I know you won't have time to actually READ or REASEARCH anything because you're spending all that time being pretty and having substantial thoughts. But I wanted to at least offer you some options. I hate knocking things without offering a solution. Thanks for listening.
Shut the Fuck up, Juicy! People like YOU are offensive. Period. You let harmless pictures rile you up when the TRUE FACT is there is real blood spilling from this war right NOW you dumbshit. How does this image hurt you? Women, children, grandparents, soldiers - it's happening right now bitch and you idiots continue to rah-rah for this bloodshed to continue. For what? Then you go bat shit when you see something like this? Pathetic beyond all comprehension. You are a complete shit for brains, indecent, depraved of any decency regardless of what you believe.
BEACAUSE…..SHE MAKES ME LAUGH.BUT NOT IM A COMICAL SENSE..SHE SHOULD GO TO FOX OR CNN OR SUMWHERE WHERE HER POINTS WOULD SEEM LIKE THEY MAKE SENSE..!..KICK HER OFF AND BRING ROSIE BACK!!!!
She stands up to all the liberals who wont get off her ass for speaking the truth!!!!! I love reading this this site but its redic that Perez thinks hes a political blogger….keep writing about celebs and stay out of politics!
THIS BITCH WAS A MISTAKE FROM THE START, HER EGO HAS GONE OUT OF CONTRAOL. BARBARA NEEDS TO GET RID OF HER FAST! SHE DOES NOTHING FOR THE SHOW, SHE IS TOO SELF ABSORBED TOO RUDE NO PERSONALITY. SHE IS SOOOO COLD THERES NOTHING NICE OR WARMING OR EVEN FUNNY ABOUT HER. WATCH HER FACE DURING THE SHOW ALL SHE DOES IS PULL FACES AND GET AGRO IF SHE DOESNT AGREE WITH ANYONE. AND THE WAY SHE JUMPS DOWN EVERYONES THROATS ITS PAINFUL. FUCK HER OFF BARBARA WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE.
Liberals are unreal, sticking up for Rosie- most of you blue staters were for the war until it became (worth fighting for) keep voting for people who raise taxes , close military bases and think no one can touch us in our own little bubble. There are bad people out there and they don't care whether were Dem or Rep. God bless America!
she's stuck up. has nothing really interesting to say. and has to have her information spoon feed to her so she at least appears to have some knowledge, whats it going to take to have her ignorant ass thrown off the show
I hate all those bitches on The View. That show fuckin' sucks!!!
She's ignorant. Love your name for her– ELISABITCH. Heard it and am now a big fan of your blog. Read your blog BECAUSE of it!!
i absolutly adore you and hate that bitch!!! she shouldnt have tried to call you out on that damn show she should have known something like this wouold happen!!!
BECAUSE SHE KICKED ROSIE'S FAT ASS IN A BITCH FEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because I can turn the tv off and not have to listen to her.
She is her own person. Like Cassie said, because her opinions differ from yours …she's wrong? Talk about being close minded, thats what you are. By the way, none of those ladies from the view liked you! All you losers that don't like her for her conservative views , are no better. Everyone has a right to their own opinion. Besides , she makes the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATE THE BITCH…. SHE'S AN INMATURE JERK!!!
I like her better than Rose and that Ain't saying much. Herd Rose saying she did not get the Price is Right gig because they thought she would GAY IT UP TOO MUCH? Rose is a liberal IDIOT, Liz is a conservative. You can be liberal or conservative with out being an idiot. Perez is just an Idiot, "Elizabitch" how clever, NOT.
i hate her she talks too much and doesnt know wat she is talkin about bush is payin her to be on her side. she is a stupid blonde who needs to get off the view
She's a slut, I hate her guts. Hope she has another ugly baby.
No one can please Ann Coulter better than Elizabeth's Bush luv'in canker sore infested tounge! They would make a totally hot lezbo couple. Except not even the worst lesbians would have either of their bony asses around. They should both get a couple of new cocktail dresses from Dress Barn and start working the repubican conventions with the rest of the hookers.
i think shes fucking bush cause she always defends him she is a stupid bitch
Because everyone else on the view ignores her. There is no substance to her arguments. She was better suited to "the look for less".
she is an strong american woman who stands up for what she believes in. If it weren't for your commie mother fuckers who keep bashing our president (like him or not) in public maybe our country wouldn't look so vunerable and weak to the world!!!
I love Elisabeth Hasseleck because she is sweet, cute and CONSERVATIVE. That makes her smart. Perez, you're an idiot. Why can't you be more like TRENT from PINK IS THE NEW BLOG? At least he's not such a stupid dick. Thank you Elisabeth for getting rid of that fat ugly crazy bitch, Rosie O'Donnell.
She says what she believes in and doesn't give into peer pressure. Lay off her… you all need a life!!!
Because she kicked Rosie's crazy, fat, ugly ass off the View!!
Am I the only one who has noticed that the ones who hate her, are UNEDUCATED AND CAN'T SPELL??
at least she's not your typical zombie lib regurgitating the party line !
ummmmm……I can't think of one good thing to say. Occassionally she strays from the party line to have a thought of her own but it always goes by so fast I ofter forget she even did it before the show is over.
Way to go Perez! Whoo-hoo! FUCK THAT BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elizabitch is a joke, she needs to stay off the airwaves I hate her fucking guts
I love Elisabeth from the View because she is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She does not just hide behind a fluffy pink website and talk about people she doesn't know. She is on live T.V. and she has morals… if that's not breaking the norm I don't know what is.
…she's stupid and stupid people need to be loved, like puppies.
she is a whinny, stubborn, ridiculious bitch! I just wish you woulda used all that air time ripping her a new asshole…..
You are kidding me? You had your chance and were afraid to take it. Now you sit behind your computer and act tough. What a joke!
ELIZABETH IS THE BEST! YOU LOAD MOUTH, UNEDUCATED, REDNECKS, BLUE BLOODED JERKS HAVE SHOWN YOUR SELFS AS WHAT YOU ARE! UNEDUCATED HEATHRENS JUST SPENDING TIME TRASHING SOMEONE YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW! WHAT A WASTE OF ENERGY! GO TO SCHOOL AND WORK FOR A LIVING. BELIEVE IN A GREATER POWER THAT CAN PUT YOU ON THE RIGHT TRACK! GOD OR ANYTHING TO GIVE YOU A GOOD LIFE AND APPRECIATE THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD AND MAY PEACE ALWAYS BE IN CONTROL OF YOU.
You must be kidding me? You had your chance but were to afraid to take advantage of it. Now you sit behind your computer and act so tough. What a joke!
#646 Jan is cranky today! Come on this is a blog. We have a right to express our own opinions. So chill out! Just because we have opinion different than yours does not mean we are all uneducated, rednecks, and do not have a job. Please do not use caps it is really crass.
because of her I stopped watching that stupid show and made better use of my time.
THIS SAYS SO MUCH!!
HATE HER! She HAS to be on the Bush payroll.
There's something wrong with her. She cant think logically. How can she think killing a featus is wrong but killing an Iraqi is okay? She still thinks that all the Iraqis killed were responsible for 911.
OMG!! ….. this IS how we view her up north…… super crazy!!
I like her because she's a lady. She also has a high set of moral standards that I admire. It's ridiculous to me that she's vilified the way she is by so many.
she has a hollow screw on head… screw it off and fill it with fun stuff like iraqui blood or military "seamen"… get it?
She sits up so straight because the pole up her ass goes all the way through her brain!
I abhorrible disagree with her on her conservative beliefs, Bush and Iraq war. What I do not like is the fact she judges her beliefs basically on morality. Once she gets off her white horse and see life is not per se "black and white." There is so much more colors in life. She places her beliefs to the country. Asa celebrity on the show "The View". If you can dish it you need to know how to take it. Ms. Hasselbeck please ask President Bush how he handles it.
she's dumber than hell and has no idea what she's talking about
she is the most obvlivious, idiotic, narrow-mindedly, stupid person i have ever seen on television. i wish her all the worst!
She makes me hate the horrid repubfuckins even more..gee how many american soilders died today– 5 - 6?? geeee elizabitch and you support this pres- he wont support stem cell research to help save lives..but he has no problem killing innocent iraqis and american soilders-
and this dumb cuntbag defends him and his VIEWS- she is just another product of the GOP brainwashing! They tried to Impeach clinton cause he had SEX- ooo thats immoral..well what do you call KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE- STARTING a war on FALSE PRETENSES and then not taking responsiblitiy for it!! FUCK HER
she is singlehandedly making the view's ratings plummet… brainless bitch.
i dont get the comments from all the obvious Repubs..If you cant take the heat get the fuck off the web page.. I mean why you would even waste the time to type when you dick wads are soooooo out numbered is beyond stupid! Elizabeth is a Stupid bitch who Doesnt have a view of her own, she has the view of FOX news- She talks about being moral..well how does she explain supporting the killing of innocent iraqis, and the tourture at gitmo?? Oh I guess thats different- what a fucking retard- she makes me sick- so un informed and so one sided..
thanks to Elizabeth I've stopped watching the view. The only way to shut her up is by not watching. Once the ratings are down hopefully the execs at ABC will reconsider their chose of hosts.
BRAINLESS- DUMBSHIT- NARROW MINDED- IGNORANT-
HYPOCRITE- someone who “pretends to be better than he really is"
WOW those word define her, and mysteriously all REPUBLICANS!!!
I think lab rats have a higher IQ than this narrowminded bitch!
Lay off the fake tanner Liz the orange is making you kinda look like a pile of shit with blond hair- at least your color will match what spews out of your vile republican mouth..
Great pic of her perez, although i think a pile of bloody shit would have suited her likelyness a tad more accuratly- but still COOL- KEEP IT UP Maybe she will quit the view because she will see how many people actually HATE HER!!
Ok… look Perez… this obviously bothers this whore…. it is the only Perez piece with 664 comments. We know how she spent th rest of her day (on Perez's site with her friends fighting comments). Elizabeth– go make a difference in the world on an island somewhere… please. ELIZABIZITCH
GO HAVE AN ORGASM SO YOUR BABY CAN GET A JOLT.
ur funny perez. i like u
thanks to Elizabeth I’ve stopped watching the view.
you did the right thing. you behaved yourself on The View
smart people tell her off and call her a bitch on her own show!
1) she is not afraid to let people know how she feels
2) she is not typical hollywood scum
3) she is a family-oriented woman who loves and supports the country she lives in!
I LOVE YOU PEREZ— Elizabeth Hasselfuck is a dumb bitch-
Elizabitch I hope you read these and realize how very many people out here HATE YOU- I dont wish you bad, I just wish your tougne would fall off so we never had to hear your voice again…
your just too much and your views are quite mindless!
…….she's the cutest thing on morning TV.
Tacky puppet joke Perez. You had your chance to insult her to her face, and you choked. Ta-CkY!
one word to describe her—- C U N T
SuzieQ how do you figure she is the cutest thing on morning Tv..
GAG me.. she looks like a TURD with her fake tan and her fried dyed bleach blond hair..
what has she EVER done.. she was on a island..big freaking deal.. get her ass off TV- she is mindnumbing- not to mention stupid.. all prim and proper..with that nice big stick shoved up her ass
She is classy and opinionated..she can also back her shit up…rosie is a pig.
she's a passive aggressive bitch which makes her the worst kind of bitch. A bitch who doesn't think shes a bitch. haha
She is TRASH.. her claim to fame is getting married to some 3rd string football player..
i personally dont give 2 shits what she has to say- because she is a NOBODY- why should her opinion make any difference..it doesnt she is just so DUMB. I sort of feel bad for her when she goes off on one of her rants, because she not only looks stupid, she doesnt have facts to back up what she says- she just looks like an un educated moron- Good for you Perez, keep up the good work!!
wow i think i could go into a coma when that girl speaks.. get a hint elizabeth noone cares what your views are- you are a piece of crap- and most of the american public thinks your a cunty bitch.. sorry but its the truth..read these posts! s h u t t h e f u c k u p w e d o n t c a r e ! !
hate u biches supporting EB u don't deserve to be in this country. ur probebly happy our AMERICAN men and women are being killed in iraq. ur asses should lose a loved one. or better yet go urself. and take bush with u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid B I ITCHES!
because she's such a cunt.
To #186 I'm a moslem and dont kill non moslem, espc since my father is a catholic and many of my friends is cahtolic, budha, hindu etc (my country is not a moslem country but 80% of its people are), but i would prob kill you
because…. like she was totally on survivor and we should respect her for that, i mean the poor girl probably ate shit while stranded on the island so that must be why she spews nothing but shit when she opens her mouth every morning. Her 'views' may be different from my own, but that's only because my head isn't shoved up my own ass.
Because she makes me crazy with her idiotic, right-wing political bullshit diatribes. I love it when Barbara explains the facts to her and when Joy lets her have it with a dose of reality . How can anyone live in this world and not see that Bush and the Republicans have run this country into the ground? I wish she would crawl back under the rock she came from. She is beyond help!
I love EH cause she reminds me everyday that IM REALLY REALLY SMART!!! and she is one DUMB BITCH..with her head Shoved up her stank ass.
Wow gives hope to all the slow people out there…you too can become a mindless host of a stupid talk show..DREAM BIG– look what EH has accomplished..a whole new level of STUPIDITY..
She has zero brains. She doesn't actually think for herself; she just regurgitates what she hears. She does it loudly, but that doesn't make her right or smart or worthy of being in the public. But wait, that sounds just like Rush Limbaugh the lying druggie and all the other Republicans. Speak loudly and carry a big stick. But don't ever, ever use your brain or think about anyone else.
funny because on the View you said nothing. Takes a lot of guts to make fun of her on the INTErNET. you insecurely sat there on the view.
her mind is clearly clouded by all that fake tanner.. me thinks she is just a typical repbulican- hateful and ignorant.
she makes me sick when she opens her mouth and trys to justify this war!
PLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZE SHUT UP..
funny because on the View you said nothing. Takes a lot of guts to make fun of her on the INTErNET. you insecurely sat there like an idiot on the VIEW! come on man. and thats a shame because i cant stand her or you but i thought u should have at least said something witty to her or told her shes an idiot.
because she stood up to rosie the idiot and didnt take her crack and she did it with class all the way. she is the voice of reason on that stupid show
nice pic perez, you draw that?
She is the most ridiculous excuse for a human being along with all of her supporters. I hope she quits the view and gets the hell off of television because of this amazing image. I think it fits her perfectly!!! Thanks for posting this, that bitch needs to hear how much she f*cking sucks. Who made this? It is AMAZING!!! All you crazy right wing A**HOLES, go F*CK yourselves. Eat shit!
XOXOXOXO
P.S. You were great on the view.
she's a dumb whore that is only on tv to be a damn punching bag. what a dumb bitch!
I love liz, shes hot, book smart but street dumb-just how I likem'
This is awful.
I like her, and I'm a democrat.
Without an opposing viewpoint to the same ole "Bush Sucks, America is killing the Ozone, America is killing innocent people EVERYWHERE, our country is not doing enough to help the poor, Anti-american American-depricating CRAP" –
nobody would watch.
Dontcha know that most housewives that are at home watching that are republicans, Perez?
Hows that for stereotyping.
I think you should lay off her. It's making you look like a heartless piece of shit.
she isn't rosie!
man…usually im all up for a joke…but i cant even joke and say i like her. Eww. I don't mind people that have different views than mine…but shes a big, whiny baby about it. She makes Christians look bad.
she is a dumb blond who had George Bushe's dick stuck up her ass too many times. Sorry Elizabitch but someone, sometime, somewhere, had to spill the beans. Your ignorence is not so blissful anymore. Your worse than the terrorists because you'll slaughter your own people in the name of God and country. Bullshit. You suck.
I think she talks over people and doesn't allow anyone to get their two cents in before she starts going off on how amazing bush is.
but perez, this is a little shitty of you because you sucked on the View. Now I love you, but I love you because you don't take shit. I mean, yeah, you called her a bitch but you did it in a nice way. Fuck that, you should have went diva on their asses. Maybe even brought up the point that it doesn't matter what you say about kids because they're never going to read what you wrote. It's not like Courtney cox or tom cruise are putting your blogs in a baby book. so yeah, start standing up for yourself and these type of blogs will have a much better effect
Love You!
For all of you who are forging political conversations on this post…
If you want to push your views, take them to the polls. Don't use a celebrity gossip site because - trust me - no one is really listening, and you aren't swaying anyone's opinions. We all know that Rosie and Elizabeth are BOTH immature far beyond their years.
she is the reason i stopped watching the view!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she should get fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel bad for her kids!!!!!!!!!! she needs to get it thru her thick head that her views on the war and bush are RIDICULOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are morons!!! Elizabeth is a sweet and funny person. People get angry because she stands up for what she believes in, which most of the media ie Perez (gay) Hilton is against, so since "they" are against anything or anyone with values and morals, they will of course put them down and make fun of them. Nobody mentions how wacko Rosie is and her crazy beliefs, or the fact that Rosie is for what is the most popular. Try stand up for the other side people. You don't even know what's it's like to feel put down all the time, especially in the media. Stand for what you believe in, yeah right. Only if it's for the popular vote.