Making A Statement
Filed under: Madonna > Anglophilia
Madonna and her husband, Guy Ritchie, have something to prove.
Their marriage is great!
The pair made a very public outing in London on Tuesday night, the first time they had been seen together in months. Rumors began to swirl that their relationship is on the rocks.
Madge and Mr. Madge hit up Harry's bar, but our body language expert, Dr. Perezian, says it's not all as it seems.
"Look at them. Their bodies are not in unison," says Dr. P. "They are not holding hands, and Madonna is covering her mouth - as if she's trying to hide something. They are so over. I give their marriage another six months!"
Wow. And there you have it.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 19, 2008 at 1:31 am
Who is the woman in the photo? I was thinking it was a still of Bette Davis from WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?
If you look at close-up pics of her from the inductee ceremomy she is sporting some SERIOUS facial hair. For real. Yuck woman!
Whatever, They look fine to me. Now go shave your ass, homo.
The eyes say it all.
I would like to know who has guided this woman, who has actually said words like "you really look great like that" that make Madonna wear her hair parted in the middle! It is ridiculous and fondillo-ugly! What is she thinking?!!
LEAVE THEM ALONE LET THEM BREATHE!!!
NEW MADONNA SONG IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR RADIO
GOTTA HEAR IT OVER AND OVER SO ADDICTIVE!!!
LEAVE THEM ALONE LET THEM BREATHE!!!
NEW MADONNA SONG IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR RADIO
GOTTA HEAR IT OVER AND OVER SO ADDICTIVE!!!
LEAVE THEM ALONE LET THEM BREATHE!!!
NEW MADONNA SONG IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR RADIO
GOTTA HEAR IT OVER AND OVER SO ADDICTIVE!!!
LEAVE THEM ALONE LET THEM BREATHE!!!
NEW MADONNA SONG IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR RADIO
GOTTA HEAR IT OVER AND OVER SO ADDICTIVE!!!
LEAVE THEM ALONE LET THEM BREATHE!!!
NEW MADONNA SONG IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR RADIO
GOTTA HEAR IT OVER AND OVER SO ADDICTIVE!!!
LEAVE THEM ALONE LET THEM BREATHE!!!
NEW MADONNA SONG IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR RADIO
GOTTA HEAR IT OVER AND OVER SO ADDICTIVE!!!
LEAVE THEM ALONE LET THEM BREATHE!!!
NEW MADONNA SONG IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR RADIO
GOTTA HEAR IT OVER AND OVER SO ADDICTIVE!!!
LEAVE THEM ALONE LET THEM BREATHE!!!
NEW MADONNA SONG IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR RADIO
GOTTA HEAR IT OVER AND OVER SO ADDICTIVE!!!
PEREZ U R SLACKING! WWTDD.COM HAS NAKED PICS OF AUDRINA WHATS UPPP
Madonna go back to Usa , leave London ! I hate London !
you're funny Perez
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!!!
perez is fat arse. perez is a poor cow. perez is a poor cow. perez can't get a date for the prom because she's a poor, ugly cow. call in for some lipo, sweetie…
Body Language expert? Come on!!! Thats a load of shit!
so what, maybe their marriage is over, but you can't tell ANYTHING from that photo. Looks like they're laughing……….. and she's covering her mouth, because your cameras are all up in her face….. LOL.. Dr. P… listen fatass, you're no doctor………….
any husband that refuses to attend the biggest moment of a wife's career is making a statement, and it isn't pretty.
ENOUGH STOP HATING ON MADONNAAAA ALREADY!!!!!!! NO ONE WILL EVER BE MADONNA! YOURE PROBABLY PISSED SHE WOULDNT MEET U OR DO AN INTERVIEW WITH U OR SOMETHING!!!! CUZ SHES BETTER THAN THAT SHE NOT GONNA CHILL WITH UR FAT PIGG ASSSSSS
You know she drinks it.
http://mymonavie.com/boston
Body language while pushing through the idiot brigade otherwise known as the paparazzi. Well let's take an amateur shot at this. He has one hand out in front to make a whole through the morons. He has another hand protectively and gentlemanly behind her back which is rather sweet. As for Madonna, maybe she's taking a page out of the NFL's playbook and covering her mouth when she says something so nobody can read her lips!
Body language expert? Give me a break.
They're just drunk…get over yourself Dr. P…lol…Who the hell really knows anyway
Perez, did they not just renew their vows? Why would they b divorcing? Their body laungage says to me:
Guy: Hey Madonna
Madonna: What Guy?
Guy: Let's play with these assholes!
Madonna: OK, sounds like fun. I shit I have to cough
I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUY!
SHE MARRIED A CRAZY WOMAN. WHO THE HELL IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD CARRY AROUND NEEDLES AND SHOTS IN HER HANDBAG?
CRAZY, PATHETIC LOOSE CANON! SHE'S A HIT IN UK BEC. SHE'S THE BEST 'TALENT' THERE.
HERE IN THE STATES SHE'S CONSIDERED 'TALENTLESS, GIMMICK QUEEN!"
RETIRE PLEASE!!!! STOP SPREADING GARBAGE IN THE WORLD!
Lol! She's crazy! she drives everyone around her crazy as well!
she should be locked down in a mental facility.
Plus her song suckssss baddd!!!
she's the oldest talentless person in the world!
Crazy hag!!!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!'
MADOGNNA IS A CRAZY OLD HAG!!
Hahahaha!
I thought she's just a puppet!
She looked emotionless, she's a robot!
A VERY VERY OLD ROBOT!!!!
SHE'LL MELT ANYTIME UNDER THE SUN. LOL
TALENTLESS BITCH, SHE CAN'T MAKE A RECORD BY HERSELF.
SHE CAN'T SING! MADONNA FANS ARE MORONS, STUPID CRACK LIKE HER!
to me it seems as though they're trying not to laugh at something that's just happened. and sometimes couples take vacations apart, so i wouldn't worry too much.
Re: Dominique – You must have a sad life Dominique….
yes, cause your so called body language expert would know. you are such an idiot for printing this shit. you thrive on other peoples misery because you're fat, ugly and obviously can't get laid unless you pay for it. shame on you
Madonna is really cool but now you can be on TV too.
www.uploaded.tv
Perez, you are a fucking idot. Sure, you are making money from this site and congratulations on doing so. But come on. Your "relationship" expert is reviewing one photograph which depicts a single moment. Did that "expert" look at a tape or just this one shot? Does that "expert" know the circumstances that led up to that shot? Did she sneeze? Was there something else? Perhaps but that would not be worthy of your site. No, you like to create controversy sprinkled with innuendo. Personally I don't care if Madonna and Ritchie divorce, separate or stay together. But for crying out loud, have a little credibility. Or would that be too hard? You Perez, are a douche.
to think that you were”' it””, then along comes Amy Whinehouse and all the sudden you don't exist?
says to condemn the words, not the man.
HELLO,
THE WORDS IS THE MAN, GIVE ME A STUPID BREAK HERE.
CHECK EM OUT, FOR THE FREAKZ THAT DON'T REMEMBER
THE GOOD OLD DAYZ OF EAZY LIVING…
ITZ HILLARY BITCHEZ…IT HAZ 2/B 4 Y'R DAUGTERZ
[[[[[[[[[[[[[ GIRL=POWER ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]LUV PEREZ♥♥}}
my god can this woman get any hotter…..itz amazing that she still can create so much hype afetr almost three decades!!! love her new track
Hasn't the world SEEN enough of Madonna? Literally?
If Obama is really serious about bringing us together,
then he better make sure Florida&Michigan get their
votes counted or he's a hypocrite.
ok…i love dirty gossip as much as the next person, but just because they're not holding hands and her hand is covering her mouth doesn't mean they're getting a divorce, please! I don't hold my boyfriend's hand every waking moment we're together and every now and then your hand may make it's way to your mouth. Talk about over analyzing…seriouslllllly….
Wait a MINUTE
People actually think Dr. PEREZian
Is REAL!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is their sense of HUMOR??!!!!!!
Perezzie (an) you ALWAYS make me LAUGH
And don't forget, you silly people, Perezzie(an)'s whole basis on his meteoric rise to unprecedented success and fame is that he writes his Blog the way he would talk with a FRIEND!!!!
Besos.
Yeah, and the other series of pics you posted from the same night on Faded Youth DONT show them holding hands and looking like they always have. NOT. Go look at the pics you post before quoting some jack ass body language "expert" who wasn't there, has never had the paps chase him or be blinded by flashes. I know it's a slow news week…but how about striving for some ACCURACY when you report shit. Oh…I know…it wouldn't be fun.
Honey, go home and douche out the tired bung hole.
So let's see what we learned today, shall we?
PDAs caught on camera… or a one split-second photograph showing your posture in relation to your spouse is the way to tell whether the couple has a great marriage or are heading for divore court.
Who is this "expert" (read: media hungry moron) who is trying to get noticed?*eye roll*
you are hysterical! I love Dr P. he is such an expert in this subject
why does the media and fans want the marriage to fail? why can't people want them to be happy together, madonna deserves happiness and love. i think the people that want the marriage to fail have their own issues and as pathetic sad people and need to look at themselves and deal with why they love seeing celebrities fail.
maybe because he is a working director and they have 3 kids. — he could have been backstage. you dont know.
Who cares if they are on the rocks or not?
It's his and her life, let them do what the fuck they want.
We don't come and bullshit about your love lives.
Looser
Oh your a dr now, maybe we should call someone to check that out. If your not a dr, pretending to be one is illegal. How all the celebs would love to see your fat ass fall hard
GUY IS HOTTTTT T T T T T T !
that body language "expert" is an idiot! how can she tell the marriage is over just by a picture!!? and her argument sounds so dum,, ooh shes covering her mouth as if shes hiding something,, oh shut the fuck up! we have no idea why she's covering her mouth at that point in time. theres a million reasons why she could be covering her mouth
Re: sammi – the reason so many celebs divorce is because they marry other actors. whats the chance that they'll find their soulmate or watever working in the same industry? they have to look elsewhere
seriously? a body language expert? they are fucking walking through paps…i don't find it that odd that they aren't all cozy with one another. and the hand on the mouth could be so many things…rubbing her lip, perhaps? you're such an idiot for trying to stir the pot.
god. does dr. phil even have his doctor's license anymore? it's none of our business what his "diagnosis" of them is.
She sure looks like a zombie
Those Brit men like to fool around.
get better body language experts. if you're fighting off paparazzi the last thing you'd be doing is holding hands.
If she hadn't totally emasculated him before, she FOR CERTAIN did by directing her own disaster flick. Not to mention she's as muscular as a man, poor Guy probably thinks he's fucking a guy.
They look like two sisters, sorry, like two brothers.
Like you would know! When's the last time you were married? Oh that's right; you're gay…..my bad!
MADONNA IS TEN FREAKIN YEARS OLDER THAN HE IS AND SHE LOOKS IT!!! OF COURSE THEIR MARRIAGE IS OVER!!! HIS NEXT WIFE WILL BE TWENTY YEARS OLD!!!
Pity Guy Ritchie
Enjoyed his work in cinema
As for the 'bottle blonde' with all that ambition?
Stinky leotards!
While Pope John Paul II was dying, this idiot Ritchie thought it was a good idea to show up at a costume party dressed as the pope. Needless to say, he's been hitless and in decline since at least then. That's karma.
He was always a mediocrity, we can't even blame Madonna for his sub-par performance. He's garbage. Please stop displaying his photo, America has no use for this useless person/sperm donor.
it's over…it was just a matter of time - Guy, like most men in his situation, got tired of raising some idiot Puerto Rican's kids. It's emasculating and that harpy Madonna probably didn't help
That expert is so full of it!! They look good!! I have to say, Madonna looks SO MUCH BETTER with minimal make-up!!!!!!!!!! At the Hall of Fame she had on to much dam powder and sh*t. She looks more natural here.
She just doesn't look like a nice person to be with.. period! It's written in her soul, I am an ugly person inside, no matter how I try so hard to get the point of life.
Dr Perezian, is she supposed to be sucking his cock as she walks out the restaurant? I think she is.
DR.PEREZIAN?!? Where the hell did you get your degree, from a vending machine?!?! lol love ya Perez!
I love these 'body language experts' who can tell all sorts of things about people from a still PHOTOGRAPH!!!! "Madonna's covering her mouth, like she's hiding something" Well, yeah her hand covers her mouth….maybe for two seconds when that picture was taken!
Madonna - "Guy, I think that extra absinthe was too much,I'm going to be sick…"
Smirking Guy to Pap - "Stay RIGHT there…"
LOL so everytime I cough and wipe my mouth I must be hiding something and about to end my relationship….thats the funniest shit ever, who is this "body language" expert?? Madonna is beautiful in this pic and her new song is killer!
ok what kind of idiotic "expert" is this? they may have problems or whatever, i can't care less cause i hate madonna, but just because in ONE picture her hand is covering her mouth, it doesnt mean you have to go overanalyze it and say they're not in "unison". she could have been coughing for all we know. it's retards like these that cause all those celebrity rumors and whatnot. so if you want to go ahead and say that they have problems, at least get some real, substantial evidence.
Madonna looks good and i am glad to see them together. I can't wait for Madonna's new album 4 Minutes rocks!
Old lady Madonna is a real nut job. Listen to the way she talks like her life is more important than the rest. She is trying to be Angelina jolie and she is not! She does not have Angie's soul nor does she have her husband. Madonna and Guy are very boring and Madonna has 3 children from 3 different fathers. Her music is also really very boring as well and she is the worst actress in the history of cinema. She is kind of ugly too.
who cares? not i! madognuz sucks
Your body language can go uck himself…loser
madonna is so much prettier without all the shitty makeup that makes her look older.
Perez you make up so much shit it is pathetic how hard up you are for a story your site blows everything you print is made up and then you change your report because you know you look stupid you are not creditable at all . The only award you could get for reporting is rag award because that is all you report a rag I wipe my ass with.
I love how people jsut ter Madonna down all the time. Like we havnt heard that for 25 years already…meanwhile, 4 Minutes is in top 10 on Itunes everywhere its been released…after 2 days. Who gives a sh*t, when the chart says it all dingleberries.
They should be holding claws. The worlds most irrelevent bitch
Who is this old bag?, my mom says she used to like her music!! . I hate her, why doesnt she fuck off.
perez, for someone who's never had a relationship you sure do think you know it all, lol. it's so clear that you're not really in the entertainment business, since you have no idea how much time apart most working entertainment pros have to deal with. it takes months, sometimes even years to make a movie, so no shit he's not going to be seen doing useless photo ops all the time. perez, i sincerely don't understand why you insist on outing yourself as so entirely witless!
PEREZ, with all do respect to you and your talents, I hope you and the"Dr." are kidding. Projecting such wishful thinking into the world as you do can only lead to recieving the same. You seem like such a nice man, however, you also strike me as lonely. It is possible for you to have the same happiness the Ritchies have aswell. They plan on renewing their wedding vows for her birthday apparently. Will you personally ever be able to say the same? I hope so.
Perez,
Why do you want everyone to be miserable and fail? You make me want to believe in karma.
Ok I just go the joke.
LOL
Sheesh…You'd think I was blond or something!
Dr. Perezian! Love love LOVE that
UGH I hate these stupid "body language experts." For fuck's sake, this is a fucking moment captured in time when these two are being followed by the paparazzi. Just because she has her hand by her mouth doesn't mean she's "hiding something."
haha Dr.P = Perez.
Hmm anyone see the show Pop Fiction??? I'm just saying…
Let us give him the best!
He is a virgo, she is a leo. Virgos don't give a shit if leos are unhappy in a marrige, they think leos are just famewhores and want attention all the time. Its all a laugh to him, thats why he looks "happygolucky" and she looks reserved. Leos cant live under virgos strict rules forever.
they should only be friends at the most.
virgos despise celebrity, leos crave it. Im sure they both have the utmost respect for each other. Im sure thats why he didnt come rushing to her "hall of fame" gig. virgos dont like the spotlight. the combo cant work forever. But they will be VERY good friends forever. I would say they wont last more than a year. But I bet they have tried like hell. WHat more can you do. Specailly when you respect eachother so much.
Re: shuga – I agree Its ridiculous. Its one second of their lives.
I cant believe how mean some of you are to Madonna. She is a part of our generation without doubt! Hell all of us are going to get older, will YOU look as good? Will you still be in tune with the trends when you are almost 50? She has taken many punches to prove she is a true artist. Give her a break, we all have the right to get older. That is for sure that all of us have in common. She is just trying to contribute to the world to have a good time! I'm sure she has thought about hanging it up but her passion wont let her. She's not done and I bet her new album will be a hit! (ok, off soapbox)