Isn't She Pleasant????
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She really thinks she's holier than thou!
Note to Jessica Alba. The paparazzi are not gonna stop following you. Stop acting like such a DOUCHE.
The day they do stop following, you're gonna be crying for them to come back and snap your ugly soul!
"Don't Call Me Latina" pitched a shit fit as she made her way from the nail salon.
In case you're interested, Jessica got her nails done at Nails Design on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills. Hopefully next time she goes, there will be more paparazzi there.
Oh, and if you see Alba out and about, make sure you say hello! We're sure she LOVES her fans.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 19, 2008 at 9:40 am
definitely not a DOUCHE for not wanting her picture taken.
and im sure you wouldnt want to be called black if you were hispanic, or if you were white and called chinese or w/e.
go alba!
Jesus, the woman is pregnant, if she gets stressed out with the Paps, you can hardly blame her for THEM putting the stress indirectly onto her unborn baby. No matter how much of a bitch she is, I think giving her this much hate whilst preggers is horrific. Shame on you Perez, ya bitch.
She is a has been that got pregnant just to keep Cash Warren–who is a nobody. Her career is over and she will be a single parent. I don't look for her and Cash to be together forever.
I think she has a rotton attitude and is a total stuck up snob.
Damn, give a pg girl a break. I was enough of a beyotch when I was preggo without cameras in my bloated face! Come on Perez, I love you but surely there others more deserving of your venom right now.
Signed, Yummy Canadian Mummy who loves Perez!
god perez quit being such a bitch…she's pregnant…she probably didn't feel like having a camera in her face…youre just jealous that the paps dont follow you
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE HAS BEEN MISERABLE THROUGH OUT THIS PREGNANCY?!
Did you possibly consider the fact that she doesn't want to be spotted while swollen and pregnant/!?!? Your a moron PEREZ
I know that the media can be a pain in the ass but come on. I never see her smile and as mother I can say that you should be happy during your pregnancy. About her not wanting to be consider latina please honey it's in your blood. lol I was a fan of hers but I see now she is a stuck up bitch…..
Leave her alone. She's pregnant and doesnt need assh*les following her around!! Your so stupid Perez.
gee, if i were preggers would i want cameras following me everywhere? NO. and i'm pretty sure no one else would either. Perez bloggers are getting fucking lame and just malicious. You decide to hate people and pick on them because they don't enjoy having their pics taken? ya that makes A LOT of sense….
Find some other scapegoat to hate on for absolutley no good reason. Your hatred for her is just creepy. Go get laid.
She was moving her arms so the photogs could get a pic of her belly. I think thats nice
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Good God Perez, leave the girl alone. Fuck it! Its getting really fucking old with this crap about her. I don't give a rats ass what she said about not being latino, like everything else you say it was prob. brought out of context. I wouldnt want the damn greezy ass paps in my face either! Grow up Perez!
Nails 4 Jesus - Jesus don't approve of you. Straighten up, stand on you own too feets, get pregnant snd serve you purpose of serving man. You can do it cause God loves you and would help!! Me too if you is too ugly to attract cute human. I prego you for free!!!
ungrateful beyotch. it takes more effort to cover your face with your arm than to just crack a smile or simply walk past the paps. I can't wait for the day no one wants to take her goddamn picture. We can only dream that day will come soon!
Re: S. – Actually it's not bad to get your nails done while pregnant. You obviously are not a doctor or a mother. Just a mother fucker!
I love Jessica Alba. She is going through pregnancy in front of millions. i couldn't have handled that.
PEREZ i dunno why you hate alba so much maybe cuz her family is latino and she is richer and more famous than you. EVERYBODY gets depressed and emotional when they're pregnant, can you imagine what it would be like to have people FOLLOWING YOU AROUND ALLLLLL DAY EVERYDAY and taking pictures of you and your baby that is not even born?????
YOU ARE SO RACIST, AS I'VE SAID BEFORE NO ONE GIVES CRAP ABOUT CAMORON DIAZ BEING LATINA CUZ SHE'S WHITE BUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU GIVE JESSICA ALBA SO MUCH CRAP FOR NOT 'ADMITTING' THAT THEY'RE LATINA BECAUSE THEY'RE DARKER SKINNED. IS IT SO WRONG TO JUST SAY YOU'RE AMERICAN IF YOUR SKIN COLOR IS NOT WHITE??????!!!!!!!!!
YOU MAKE ME SICKKKK
No, she's not pleasant. One thing she is, is FAT!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH!!! And she has that pregnant nose/lips going on. I bet she can't wait to get out of this situation and NEVER have another child. Don't you think that's the way she is? Like…who cares.
Perez, I think maybe she's moody lately because she is pregnant and harmonal…? But, I understand why you have to hate on her.
FFS man leave her alone, she's a pregnant woman trying to go about her bizness. Get the goddamn cameras out of her face. She poses on the red carpet, she gives interviews, maybe she don't want her fucking picture taken in her free time. What makes anyone think we've got some God-given right to take her bloody picture???
She's seven months pregnant, leave her alone to let her get her nails done in peace. You shouldn't send paps after her, that's sick to do to an expectant mother!!!!!!!!
Isn't it funny that she claims to not be latina, and then poses for spanish-language magazines? Hmmm.
If she doesn't want to be photographed, then she should move out of LA or at least avoid all the hot spots where she knows paparazzi will be lurking. PS - I don't think manicures are good for pregnant women.
Who are you Perez, just a proud white boy? How is it any of your concern, the person Jessica sees herself as?
She's HUMAN! She is of the HUMAN race…nothing else matters, and maybe she wishes not to be put into a classification. What race she is has nothing to do with anything, unless you, PEREZ, are a racist who can't see past it.
Honestly, I don't get why this small little detail could make you loathe her, and publish your hatred onto your site. It's not like she locked herself in a bathroom with an infant, or hurt anyone…you should go be with Brittney–oh, but wait a sec, Britt's not racist!
Your only making yourself look bad. Maybe in 10 years you'll see that.
she's only covering her face..?
When the hell did pictures of Jessica Alba covering her face become interesting?
I'd be covering my face too if I was pregnant and maybe not as confident as usual.
dude, shes fucking pregnant. shes huge, shes tired she just wants to relax. how about people show her some fucking respect. id be a fucking bitch too the way people talk about her.
Jessica Alba the non-latina Mexican is just uggly inside as she is outside. too much for a Mexican girl to get pregnant outside marriage. her movies suck
I love her.
Haha, how is she mean?
No one likes to be followed aroung 24/7.
all of her movies are retched
what a NASTY bee-otch………..big forheaded cunt
love alba, she's a bitch but i love it! oh perez get over yourself since when u don't like bitches? oh yeah that's right since she diss ur ass. She gets under your skin and i love it!
oh perez, fuck off - the girl is pregnant and her hormones are raging, give her a break.
Wow… this board is now full of the "Don't call me latina" fan club, desperately trying to make Perez stop making comments about their idol.
Guess what? He won't do that!!! His true fans surely hope he doesn't!!!
She IS a DOUCHE, and NOT an actress. If she didn't want the attention, why couldn't she have the manicure at her home!! She sure can afford that!! And, that would've been better in her condition…
Go away, "Don't call me latina" lovers… GO AWAY
Why do you hate her so much? Oh, she has class. You hate the celebrities who have some integrity.
Perez - educate yourself!! Read something instead of flapping those lips. I suggest you pick up the latest Latina (with Jessica Alba on the cover). "Don't Call me Latina" is explained. Which by the way… HOW OFTEN DO YOU FLAUNT YOURSELF AS A LATINO BLOGGER?????
She's made her rebuttal and she has redeemed herself in an interview with Latina where she states "I hope my baby is brown." Yeah… the dumbo actually put it that way. But, what can you expect… she's new to the Latina way, afterall she was apparently only hurt by Latino media outlets for picking on her so much. Whatever, I would like to see her diss of the Mexican people burried away and filed under "Bitch who lost lots of money when she denied her full lips and bottom were of Latino descent, then has to apologize to millions of Hispanic-Americans when her movies flop and she becomes the stero-type she riddiculed by getting knocked up, accidently (just like those mexiCANS)"
She f***ing pregnant…..of course she is gonna be bitchy and emotional. give her a break.
yeah great she's pregnant… doesn't make or break her bitchiness;)
It's almost gotten to the point that when you pick on someone so much I start to like them as a reaction to your unfair biased opinions. One more thing: if you were born in this country, you are an American just like Jessica, so get over the whole divisive Latina/Latino thing - it's so last century.
if you don't like the cameras, get the fuck out LA.
She's lucky anyone gives a sh*t about her. She's barely an actress!
Honestly, I wish the paps would just stop photographing her altogether.
Who cares!
Re: S. –
SHE HATES HERSELF SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SHE WONT HATE THE PAPARAZZI… I STILL CANT BELIEVE HER MEXICAN ASS SAID THAT… BE PROUD OF WHO U R!!!
She needs to get a grip already - biotch can't even act. She's lucky they even want to take a picture of her.
Re: S. – so im a nail technition and no it does not harm the baby if you get ur nails done. i was worried about that when i was preggers and it turns out it doesnt. nail places are venilated and plus you would have to huffin that shit for it to do anything. so next time check your shit dumbass
has she smiled yet?? she really doesn't look happy to be having a child. i mean yay the paps can be annoying but if she looks this upset everyday than wtf is wrong with her?
I don't get your Alba hate, Perez. I understand you completely disagree with her on some comments she made regarding her heritage. Fine. Is that a reason to insult her constantly and cruelly? I'm no Alba fan (I think she's an awful actress who is overrated and is only famous because she's "hot") but geez, why don't you hate someone for a GOOD reason? For instance, your bitch homegirl Paris? She drove drunk, she is completely selfish and self-absorbed, and she refuses to leave the world alone. Hate someone like that!
Shameless whore. She covered her face and not her baby! At least be decently defiant of the papo and friggen place a purse in front of the bump.
U know perez!!!!! She asked for this fuckin business when she wanted to be a movie star!! I hate these damn celebrities who bitch about the damn paps when nobody put a damn gun to their head and forced them to be a "celebrity"!!! u asked for this shit, so quit bitching, ms. alba. Nobody even sees yer damn movies anyways!
Re: Mama – you know im tired of ppl saying shes fat and her thighs are gtting fat and shes gotten ugly since she got preggers you KNOW WHAT ALL YOU LAME ASS GIRLS OUT THERE THIS SHITS GONNA APPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU GET PREGNANT. YOULL GET STRETCH MARKS AND PIMPLES AND HEMRROIDS AND YOULL GAIN 30-75 POUNDS YOUR VAGINA WILL LOOK LIKE A BALLON. AND WHEN YOU HAVE THE BABY YOUR VAGINA WILL TEAR AND IT WONT BE "PRETTY" ANYMORE IF YOU HAVE C-SECTION YOULL HAVE SCAR FOREVER. YOULL NEVER BE ABLE TO WEAR A BIKINI B/C YOU DONT HAVE THE MONEY THEY DO TO MAKE THEM LOOK GOOD AGAIN. AND AFTER YOU HAVE THE BABY YOULL BE TO LAZY OR TO BUS WITH YOUR NEWBORN TO WORK OUT SO THE WEIGHT WILL STICK AND YOULL BE FAT AND NO ONE WILL WANT YOU. YOUR JUST FUCKING JEALOUS THAT SHE LOOKS GOOD PREGGERS YOU DIPSHITS
Re: note to Alba – THE FUMES DONT HURT THE BABY DIPSHIT
wow.. way to be an asshole, Perez. Talk about being a DOUCHE
Stop feeling sorry for her. She's a dumb ass. Prego or not, still dumb.
That doesn't even look like her…
When I lived in LA I saw her twice on the streets. Once at the Grove and once at a small store in Westwood. I said hello and asked if I could take a picture with her and she was really nice and said sure.
Perez you are such a dick to her. Most of america loves this girl. Makes us think you really dont know what the fuck you are talking about.
We should stop making her famous and rich and STOp going to her movies.
She really annoys me. I bet she's mean. Mean girl mean. GTF over yourself, DCML. aren't there about 80 million other starving actresses in HWood?
true on being knocked up by a loser who will not commit to her…also, her ass has gotten so gigantic, it will take her six months to get back in shape. All she has is her (formerly) hot body!!! Not like she has any acting talent
wtf is wrong with you people you only say shes a bitch becuz of wat perez says
omg a celebrity who doesnt want to shwo her face or be annoyed by papparatzi oh no!! good lord how dare a celebrity NOT want to be annoyed with pushy papparatzi especially considering shes pregnant
plenty of celebrities do that or have done that get over yourselves you would be the same way damn
She was a bi#@h to the paps and her fans before she was knocked up.
What fans? Are you talking about all the tween boys who get off on her? They probably don't even know what she sounds like.
Taco-Slinging cunt-face………..
she should be happy anybody is paying any attention to her. Please… she is such a bad actress. Come on people, she can not act, but I guess nobody notices because they are just looking at her, not paying attention to her acting . She ranks up there with Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson. I guess that is why they spend so much money on trying to keep their beauty because they have nothing else to offer, not even a personality
Hey Perez,
Did you ever read the article she recently did with Latina magazine? Maybe you wouldn't hate on her so much if you did… plus she looks more Latina than you'll ever be… nice hair Perez.
No shit she doesn't want to be snapped in the face by cameras. Her hormones are running like crazy cause she's PREGNANT! Idiots. You're such an idiot Perez.
perez fuck you FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PPOUR TOI PEREZZZZZZZZ
OH COME ON NOW….SHES PREGGERS AND NOT IN THE MOOD..JUST FUCK OFF…POOR GIRL …
Albuquerque hates Alba!
So you go from telling the paps to leave Brit alone to advertising where Jessica gets her nails done? Shame on you…what if something were to happen to her or her baby?
I used to love this chick and now I can't stand her. Maybe she doesn't want her picture taken because she looks so worn out…..and her ass is horrible!
um im pretty sure no one would want creepy men with cameras heckling you and stalking your every move, esp. when you are pregnant! i think she had every right to be pissed, yeah shes a celebrity, but that doesnt mean her ENTIRE LIFE needs to be caught on camera leave her the hell alone.
Re: jasmine –
the only way you would know if shes been miserable throughout her pregnancy is via you seeing only pics that paps take so OF COURSE she is not going to be glowing and thrilled with fucking loser ass men with cameras in her face
Snobby Bitch!
I can't stand this overrated bitch! If it were'nt for the paparazzi and all the HYPE surrounding her supposed hotness, she'd be nothing!
Fucking PUTA is a disgrace to all of us Latinas who once saw her as a role model and a Latin star to look up to among a mostly-anglo industry….. How wrong we were.
if shes so worried about being pregnant and having people follow her, she should just hire someone to come to her house to do her fucking nails…i mean obviously she has the money…shes such a talentless loser…just cuz she looks good in a bikini doesnt mean she should act…Good Luck Chuck sucked….
Re: CC –
You stupid bitch! You appearantly hate Perez yet you're fucking retarded ass takes time to read and reply to his posts! Man, you are LAME!!!!!!!!
Besides, this bitch is famous (for whatever reasons, I do NOT know, cause she sucks) being chased by paparazzi comes with that territory… If she doesn't like it, she should just quit showbussiness and be barefoot and pregnant.
I am so sick and tired of her talking about her having gotten knocked up…like she is the first woman on the planet to have gotten pregnant…she DOES act holier than thou.
Why do the paps even waste their time taking pics of this silly cow? I'm sure there's a place she could get her nails done where there aren't any photogs. What is she famous for again anyway? lol
she's is so ungrateful–she can go to the midwest and do dinner theater and no one will bother her.
I think Alba is a pathetic excuse for an actress and she is mediocre at best. She needs to take serious acting class or stop being in movies because no matter who her costar is the movies still suck balls. Oh and Perez, your right, the only reason she is pretty much famous is because of the paprazzi.
Hey all you pregnant ladies out there or doting mothers, can you get your nails done when your with child? I thought all the chemicals and crap in the salon is bad for the baby? I thought the same was true for dying your hair and all that stuff. Clarification?
You guys need to fuck off. Yes the papps suck because they follow you when you are preggers. But fucking get over it she makes millions if she doesn't want the papps to follow her move to OK and work at WALMART…. I mean you have to have something for something you can't make millions and be on the covers of mags and expect people not to follow you….. Holy you ass.
Like many have mentioned, it is fine to get your nails done during pregnancy. I've been pregnant and my mom is a nurse; and we've done all that stuff. I would say avoid it completely the first trimester but really, especially in Hollywood - most places are ventilated properly. Most decent places atleast… and to the one girl who said that you can do your toenails up til the last month; Please just speak for yourself.
Damn people, no one knows Alba, especially not Perez. WHY are you so invested? People are people but it' s the scary mofos who are soooo green with jealously that they feel they own the people the see on the screen and in print that scare the beejeezus outta me. Hello LYNCH MOB, you there?!! I mean how how would you like it if 30 pushy, rude a*holes waited for you outside of your work (KFC, Micky D's w/e), your low rent house, and the cheap nail salon you go to on th end of the block? Lemme guess, the money makes it better right? you'd probably sell your souls in exchange for her life.Must be awful lives you have
Um… Nail polish fumes aren't good for you, so getting your nails done while pregnant seems like an especially bad idea.
It's holier than thou… than holier than though? WTF…
you should learn how to spell. BITCH!
SHUT UP "PEREZ HILTON". WANNA PARIS HILTON. YOU WILL NEVER BE IN THE HILTON FAMILY. AND WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME?? AFRAID TO POST YOUR REAL NAME?? STOP BEING JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your a dick perez. why do you always talk shit on her. you really must be jealous of her cause you always seem to talk about her. she is pregnant and obviously she doesn't want you and all the other crazy paparazzi around her. just leave her alone
isnt getting your nails done bad for the baby, like to inhalf all of those fumes…. plus she was out getting coffee the other day, and that has caffine and thatssss bad for the baby too. shes gonna be a bad mom, i can feel it…. another britney?
seriously though, Perez, dont you think its time to give Jessica a break. Just because you didn't agree with her on some comments doesnt mean you have to put her down every chance you get.
OK Perez, you horrible little homo, I've had it with you!
Here's a portion of the quote that has bunched-up you panties:
"Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. Throughout my whole life, I've never felt connected to one particular race or heritage, nor did I feel accepted by any. If you break it down, I'm less Latina than Cameron Diaz, whose father is Cuban. But people don't call her Latina because she's blonde."
What the hell is wrong with this statement?!?
What your blood line is doesn't amount to a fucking thing! It means you parents had sex and made you.
If you call this country home, then you are an American–first and foremost.
Contrast this to Halle Berry, whose always, conveniently, clung to the "black actress" niche when, in fact, her mother is white and is the one that raised her.
People should be in awe of her for saying this.
Perez you are so lame get over the don't call me latina just because she doesn't call herself only latino doesn't mean she isnt proud of who she is ,she is proud of all the different backgrounds in her life she wants to embrace them all so shut up and stop acting like you are crazy cause its kind of creepy how you pick on her all the time . And if I was her I would hide from your photog's too after all the shit you say . you are such a Queer. Britney sue his ass for liable too.
I love how these untalented attention whores act all pissy when they are being snapped by the paps. lol!
I wish someone would smack that unappreciative sneer square off her face. guess she isn’t rich enough to have someone go to her house to do her nails.
Your baby is also breathing in those fumes, you conceited b*tch.
Ugh!..i hate her! hope her baby is proud of his/her latin roots! it'll send her into coma!…ha!
I hate jessica alba. She's an opportunist. As perez pointed out, the only time she acknowledges her latin roots is when she's getting paid to pose for latin magazines, any other time she doesn't want to be associated with latin americans. She's not a real actress, I wish the papparazi would leave her alone so she can fade into obscurity and become the no one she truly is.
shes such a bitch! we saw her a few months ago at mr chow and asked her for a picture for our 4 yr old who LOVES the fantastci four and her ass boyfriend who thinks he is hot shit said "no pictures tonight'. girlfriend if you dont want your picture taken perhaps go somewhere other than mr chow on a fricking saturday night!!!!!!!! these two are made for each other!!!
no dont piss her off…ok she gets on peoples nerves but the last thing we could want is for her to get soo pissed and loose her baby.
Funny how some people make excuses for this ungrateful slag.
For anybody who may say that we are jealous. We are in no way jealous of this two-faced, no talent, arrogant, twat who thinks her sh** don’t stink.
She’s so predictable.
*SMILE, KISS PAPS BUTTS, KISS LATINA MAGAZINE’S BUTT, PUT HAND ON TUMMY, KEEP SMILING. SELL MY CRAPPY MOVIES.
"GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION BUT DON’T EVER CALL ME SEXY! ALTHOUGH I WILL STILL DO PHOTO SPREADS IN MAXIM, GQ ETC. SO PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER WHO THE F*CK I AM.*
“I’ve got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out.”
B*tch needs to be slapped out of this country.
all i have to say is FUCK HER! it's her fans that made her popular. if i seen her, i would totally blow her off. she doesn't even acknowledge her heritage. What a FUCKEN BITCH!
PEREZ!! YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A LEPER.. YOU UGLY BITCH!!!!!!!