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Isn't She Pleasant????

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Jessica Alba

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She really thinks she's holier than thou!

Note to Jessica Alba. The paparazzi are not gonna stop following you. Stop acting like such a DOUCHE.

The day they do stop following, you're gonna be crying for them to come back and snap your ugly soul!

"Don't Call Me Latina" pitched a shit fit as she made her way from the nail salon.

In case you're interested, Jessica got her nails done at Nails Design on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills. Hopefully next time she goes, there will be more paparazzi there.

Oh, and if you see Alba out and about, make sure you say hello! We're sure she LOVES her fans.

[Image via WENN.]

341 comments to “Isn't She Pleasant????”

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  1. Lily says – reply to this


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    I used to date this guy who has a radio show and Jessica Alb was a guest on the show several times….he said she was such a boring person. No personality! It's a shame that she is not proud of who she is! I think she she has deep rooted issues! She is going to start losing alot of her fans and she's probably going to turn into a lard ass after she has her baby. Her man will prob end up leaving her ass to because if she is that boring in real life….can you just imagine how boring she is in the bedroom!!!!! She prob files her nails while her man is on top of her! Poor guy lolol Jussica Alba is right….she's not Latina she is a n asshole. Real Latinas don't act like her!

  2. Mar says – reply to this


    302

    And just who in the hell are you?

  3. nwklatina72 says – reply to this


    303

    if you are not "Latina" then what the hell are you? You sure as hell aren't white…..

  4. Sharon says – reply to this


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    Jessica Alba has the same rights to privacy, freedom to speak or not to speak and any God given and constitutional rights any one of us has. She has always been pleasant in any interview. She probably has no respect for the paparazzi which is understandable. They are sick predators who will do anything to make a dollar. What is important here is her and her unborn childs health. Hopefully she is smart enough not to read or listen to any of these jealous comments from 'unfamous underachievers' who having never met the girl have no right to comment on who she is.

  5. Rock Harders says – reply to this


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    Perez is jealous because nobody wants to take a picture of his Ms Piggy face. Paparazzi are scum, they step over the line, if people aren't at a celebrity event then stalking laws should be enforced. Perez looks like Ms Piggy only not as attractive.

  6. Neron says – reply to this


    306

    all those that say she should take the pictures are bastards!!
    how bout i shove a camera in your face 24-7-365 days a week
    then you can call names

    PS. Perez you shovenistic egotistical RACIST bastard! you SUCK hot sweaty balls!!!!!!!

  7. Paparazzi Hater says – reply to this


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    You're the bitch, dude. Leave her alone. She can't go anywhere without being bothered by somebody like you, and then you say crap like this, too?

    Who the hell cares, anyway? She's jsut a person

  8. Terra says – reply to this


    308

    leave the poor girl alone, the paps have turned her into this along with every other celeb, I dont blame them

  9. Jim says – reply to this


    309

    Why does Jessica Alba HAVE TO smile at them Isn't she entilted to any privacy? She seems nice to me.

  10. Chris says – reply to this


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    This is crazy she is pregnant back off. For those of oyu who haven't been it is not hte most comfortable of times in a womans life. Who the hell wants a bunch of pap. assholes taking your picture. Especially when all they want is worst picture of you possible so they can pull what they did with Lisa Marie Presley. Just because they were luky enough to become famous dose not mean that the public should have an all access pass in to thier lives.

  11. Erin says – reply to this


    311

    I never did like her to begin with. She's not attractive unless shes all dolled up and puts a load of make up on so anyone who THINKS she's remotely cute can suck one..and she's pregnant yes..but I still dont feel bad for her.

  12. Sandi says – reply to this


    312

    Jesus, what a pathetic parasite you are Perez, you even stole you fucking name. Can't have a life without leeching of others can you?

  13. N says – reply to this


    313

    Re: Nikkis

    Idiot, maybe people get into acting because they want to ACT, not be stalked relentlessly by self serving little leeches who expect kindness when all they give is a never ending stream of vicious and often dangerous treatment.

    Whining about how a pregnant woman doesn't want to be stalked is like a serial killer whining about how a victim tried to fight back. It's pathetic. Grow a brain and try using it to think about why celebrities might not look on paparazzi in friendly terms.

    Oh, and everyone pointing out her big stomach, what the hell do you expect? Go ask your mother about when she was pregnant with you, idiots.

  14. AF says – reply to this


    314

    The paparazzi need to learn to get a life and stop watching celebrities all day. I am so sick and tired of this crap, and stop harrassing people because they are far better than you.

  15. Saber says – reply to this


    315

    Com on man, she's pregnant and wants to go out without having a bunch of people with cameras insulting her to get a reaction, that'll get them paid for not having a real job and giving real photographers a bad man. I think this is a pretty unfair thing to say to her.

  16. Heather says – reply to this


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    shes such a whore lol i cant stand her lil skanky ass…its pretty obvious how much of a whore she is, she got knocked up and made the guy marry her…not just that shes a snotty lil prissy princess whos stuck up and spoiled beyond a care of anyone else but herself, she fucking took up a bathroom and closed it off for over 30 minutes all to herself..that was beyond retarded and selfish….i cant stand her!!!!!!

  17. HAWK says – reply to this


    317

    THE PAPARAZZI, ARE LOW LIFE SCUMBAGS, WHO LOVE TO SHOVE THEIR CAMERA'S IN PEOPLES FACES..I BET THE PAPARAZZI'S MOM AND DADS WISHED THEY HAD ABORTED BEFORE ONE OF THEIR OWN BECAME SUCH LOW LIFES..THEY ARE ABOUT 6 NOTCHES BELOW AMBULANCE CHASERS..

  18. JJ says – reply to this


    318

    Who cares is right. My wife would'nt be so calm if she was chased all the time….

  19. CLapere says – reply to this


    319

    I do know that the acting business needs the help of the media. But, come-on!, if you're not on or not an event, they have every right to privacy. Shame on you Mr or Ms. Perez, what if she got hurt over this? What if she lost her baby? While I know that Princess Diana had no freedom, poor thing, she may be alive today if not for people like you. I do not ususally look up someone by you, but this is the space that I got. While the acting business is a little more dependent on media, they should not be followed around constantly with their pictures taken constantly. Grow up you sick individual.

  20. perez hilton is a waste of life says – reply to this


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    why dont you worry about your own problems fatty instead of trying to invade the life of someone else and worrying about how they act. I think instead of worrying about how she acts to the scum..i mean paparazzi…you should worry about your weight and go on atkins or something and fix that stupid fucking lisp you have. At least one day i know you will die, and that gives me comfort.

  21. Bella Lv NYC says – reply to this


    321

    This is the life she has choose ……she better start getting use to the fact this is the real world . I can't imagine aslo being in the spot light but then again you asked for it and shouldn't be so rude because your fans are a big part of your career .

  22. Melissa says – reply to this


    322

    you stupid bitches leave her alone…
    you guys are just fukin jealous cuzz shes fukin gorgeous and hottt
    goddd haters these dayys have gone to the extreme
    stop fuking with her perez-stupid asssess
    jessica alba is gorgues and a great actor stop being a low-life and gett a life and stop talking shitt about actresses do you guys thing you guys are funny
    NEWS-FLASH UR NOTT
    SO STOPP IT=]]]

  23. Bella says – reply to this


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    Jessica, get over it! YOU ARE LATINA! YOUR MEXICAN on you Dad's side. Embrace that, there's nothing wrong with that in fact, it's very hip to be multi-racial. Your feeble mind grosses me out!

  24. Justin says – reply to this


    324

    You people are all ridiculous…who the hell cares, she's just a person, why does anyone even want to see a picture of her going to a nail salon anyways…what the hell is a Perez Hilton anyways?? If every star started covering up their faces when the paparazzi came around maybe all this idiocy could finally be put to rest…

  25. Keith says – reply to this


    325

    I'm sure she does loves her fans. I'm also sure that what she hates is douche bag assholes, such as you perez, who are unable to achieve anything similar to true stardom and so must instead ride the coattails of others by being a "gossip columnist." Coincedentially, I was not surprised to discover that gossip colmnist places lower than pond scum on the evolutionary scale.

  26. hello says – reply to this


    326

    Just because she's famous doesn't mean she needs the cameras in her face every waking minute. Isn't she entitled to a little bit of privacy. I'm tired of over exposed celebs like Britney,Paris, and Lindsay. Lets give people a break and let them do normal things without everyone knowing. Next thing we know we're going to get an update on when a celeb goes to the bathroom. And Perez Hilton give people a break, quit hating on people and stop being so bitchy. How old are you anyway? You can't be that mature to call someone a douche. I seriously doubt you have the nerve to say that to her face.

  27. ShirleyMay says – reply to this


    327

    i love jessica even if she dosn't like to represent the latina culture untill it's in her intrest. she's sweet and beautiful and i personally would have enough of cameras being in my face if i was a star like her. then having to deal with them in ur face while ur simply trying to get ur nails done or grocery shop. i think if paparazzi is close enough to get hit they should get the dog sh!t stoped out of them. ppl who use the famous to make a living are losers anyway. like this web site. get a life of ur own

  28. bella says – reply to this


    328

    Re: Oggie – How was the Latina comment taken out of context?

  29. bella says – reply to this


    329

    Re: ShirleyMay – You are what you are Miss Shirley Mae. She is Latina. Just like JLo, Cameron Diaz, Eva Longoria, Roselyn Sanchez, Sofia Vergaza, Christina Aguilera etc. They are all beautiful and talented females. So why should she hide her Heritage? It's not holding her back at all from playing any type of movie role. ALBA is a total Latin name.

  30. Whatever bitch!!! NEXT!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: its me bitches

    Then why go out and be seen??? Stay Home Ms. Alba if you don't feel good cause being a bitch will get you nothing in life and eventually nobody will go and see your stupid movies anyways. She's sad!Whatever on to the NEXT celebrity!!!

  31. Preggers says – reply to this


    331

    Oh, My Gosh! Leave her alone! She is pregnant for crying out loud, and let me says that sometimes being pregnant is miserable! Having cameras in your grill all the time would only make it worse. The paps should be ashamed of theirselves!

  32. STFU HATERS says – reply to this


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    HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT SHES MEAN?! DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW HER PERSONALLY!? I DONT THINK YOU DO! AND SHE IS BETTER THAN YOU OBVIOUSLY IF PAPPARAZZI'S WANNA TAKE HER PICTURE AND NOT YOU SO STFU AND STOP BEING JEALOUS. WOMEN HAVE THEIR GOOD DAYS AND BAD DAYS. I DOUBT YOU WOULD WANT PAPPARAZZI IN YOUR FACE 24/7. SNAPPING SOME CUTE PICS BUT THEN SOME FUCKING UGLY ONES AND POSTING THEM IN MAGAZINES AND ON THE INTERNET.

    IF YOU HATE HER SO MUCH THEN WHY DO YOU TAKE THE TIME TO COMMENT ON HER?

    I THOUGHT SHES NOT WORTH YOUR TIME?

    OBVIOUSLY SHE IS.

    DONT BAG ON JESSICA ALBA PEREZ BECAUSE SHES PREGNANT AND YOU'RE JUST FAT. SHE EXCERSICES AND OBVIOUSLY YOU DONT!

    STICK A FATASS DONUT IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU WANT TO BAG ON SOMEONE WHO GOT THEIR FAME BY NOT DISSING OTHER PEOPLE.

    HEY PEREZ YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER LIPOSUCTION AND PLASTIC SURGERY BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED IT.

    && I GUESS YOU DONT CARE ABOUT PAPPARAZZI TAKING PICS OF YOU BECAUSE THEY RARELY TAKE PICS OF YOU AND WHEN THEY DO YOURE FUCKING UGLY.

    AND STOP CALLING HER A FATASS! SHES FUCKING PREGNANT!
    GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING MIND PEOPLE!

    PEOPLE WHO ARE JEALOUS AND HATE HER NEED TO CRY HER AN OCEAN AND DROWN IN IT CAUSE SHE AND HER FUNS DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR OPINION. ATLEAST SHE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU.

  33. Elena says – reply to this


    333

    This entire post was completely puerile-like. It lacks any actual grounds for true foundation or any actual supporting evidence for such wild claims to be made–therefore it more or less pertains to that of statement made by a This entire post was completely puerile-like. It lacks any actual grounds for true foundation or any actual supporting evidence for such statements to be made–therefore it more or less pertains to that of a statement made by a over-jealous, horrendously inwardly-unattractive person.

    These 'Stars' are actual people who just do what they love and worked very hard for it. I am sure some have very little to no talent, but we all must not be so closed-minded and just assume such tripe.

    Perez, you're just jealous because Paparazzi run away when they see you. Do yourself a favor and actual do something productive of your time. This whole topic is ridiculous.

    Grow up.

  34. Silv says – reply to this


    334

    You jumped-up rat….you should be so lucky to be regarded a LATINA……Get a life and stop taking yourself sooooo seriously. By the way, how many oscars are sitting pretty on your mantlepiece today hun? Cheer up and a little word of advice for you - try and be a bit more humble. You're profession is a very fickle one and we the general public can make or break you - dumb ass…

  35. rik says – reply to this


    335

    perez hilton is a pig, asshole, cumdumpster. it takes a real pig like perez hilton to say that any celeb who doesn't want to be bothered by paparazzi suck. that they (celebs) are required to put on a show everytime they are out in public. they (celebs) want privacy. they don't want their unmade non-makeup face plastered all over the world. there should be a law against paparazzzi's and people like perez hilton. perez hilton (which i doubt is your real name) should be in jail for all the crap shovels at us (public). people who listen to this scum bag, this douche bag (perez hilton) should be ashamed of yourselves. perez hilton scum bag, douche bag. if i were rich i would have you destroyed. i would destroy your career. your credit, and any part of your life that made you happy. scum bag

  36. SHE'S A B*TCH IN INTERVIEWS says – reply to this


    336

    THAT'S HOW WE KNOW, #338.

  37. hollie-jay says – reply to this


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    why don't you just leave her alone i love jessica alba she is a bloody good actress what do most of you do apart from bitch about celebs its obviously that you are unhappy with your own life's you know what that say you only bitch about other people's life's when you are unhappy with your own. What she doe's is my dream my life and she got it and good on her she's work hard 4 that and as i said she's bloody good at it. I would do everythink and anythink to get my dream to get a brake for once in my life insted of geting told no and one day i just might but people like don't go far in life. Another thing i wouldn't want papps in my face if i was pregnant or at all so just back off and its obviously you don't get what she's about who she really is i've had to fight 4 the thing's i got and the thing's i want like my dream of becoming a actress and living in hollywood i have to do thing's the hard way and im sure she's has and doe's aswell now she has to put up with this aswell. Celebs aint monster's there people with feeling's just like us and its seem's to me she remember's where she come's from and thats good because not alot of celebs do remember because the money and fame go the there head.She's real to me and she don't need this so back off.

  38. DOn't trip says – reply to this


    338

    U need to shut the fuck up she is preegers she going to be like that your a fake bitch

  39. DOn't trip says – reply to this


    339

    U need to shut the fuck up she is preegers she going to be like that your a fake bitch suck a dick bitch what kind a guy sparypaints his hair pink?
    a GAY guy FAGGGGGG

  40. Tom says – reply to this


    340

    Get the fuck off her case all yall bitch ass people ….yall aint better than her and she way hotter than all of yall bitches .!!!!!!!!!!
    AND SHUT THE FUCK UP U FAT ASS TURKEY ,PEREZ!!!!

  41. cas says – reply to this


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    Re: Nails 4 Jesus

    Actually, I was told by my OBGYN that there's a muscle in the foot that triggers contractions, and thus all pregnant women should avoid pedicures and foot massages.

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