For All You Heteros
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw
Brazilian hoofer Adriana Lima sizzles on the cover of the new issue of men's mag GQ.
Which men's magazine would you rather buy this month???
- GQ with Adriana (81%)
- Details with Ryan Seacrest on the cover (19%)
Total Votes: 85,267
Posted: March 19, 2008 at 11:00 am




Oh, what I would love to do with her and to her. Please, bring her to me.
I also forgot to add: The US is a big country, much bigger than Brazil… all the hotties are spread out from Miami to Los Angeles…know why we have fat women? BECAUSE WE'RE RICHER THAN YOU. It happens.
A Brazilian woman will sleep with as many AIDS infested Johns as she has to, to pay for her ass and tit implants and rhinoplasty. They have the monopoly on being whores for money.
I'm a female and this is the hottest woman I've ever seen. I remember seeing her posters in the Guess stores back in 2001 and I was like "Wow" I do gay things with her. Alicia Keys look like her a little but AL is a lot hotter. She the exception to the rule imo.
She's gorgeous, but tan is so 2005. She'd look so better if she wasn't all burnt looking.
Re: Tony – If she is omg, there will never be a lesbian this hot in the world. she might be bi and I forgot she's a virgin she's dating a hockey player that sucks.
Re: Holly – Well, our plastic surgerys work, and we stay beautiful (:
but american women do plastic surgery and doesn't stay thaaaat gorgeous
sorry if i ofended you but i am commenting my opinion, everyone has their own opinions, like you, you just want every brazilian soul to burn in hell, and i just want to express my opinion, i don't want to send noone to hell, because i have no right of that ^^
Re: alice –
Right I agree this has to be one of the top 10 prettiest women in the world.
Re: Holly –
Actually we have one of the best anti-AIDS programs in the world….the disease is practically unexistent around here.
And we don't have tons of plastic surgery…we have the best surgeons but that doesn't mean that most women have procedures done all the time.
You're the ones who are addicted to boob jobs!!!!
We just have a more natural-no make-up-tanned-loose hair-sexy beauty!
Come to Rio,spend the day in Ipanema beach and try to deny that =)
see ya
Holly: I know you american people are richer than us, brazilian people (;
I'm glad to know that fat women are fat only beacuse they have money, not beacuse they can't control theirselves when they see hamburguers, but yes becasu the have enough money to buy chocolate everyday instead of using this money to do a brazilian plastic surgey.
Sorry, but my english isn't very good, beacuse how Holly just said "Brazil is a poor country" and this fact makes me be stupid ^^
Juliaa o/ *–*
ODEIO ESSAS AMERICANAS INVEJOSAS AAAAAH @_@
elas acham q a capital do braSil (com S sim, pq U.S. querem ficar mudando o nome dos paises u.ú) é argentina e que nó falamos espanhol u.ú
Adriana Lima is one of my favorite movdels in the world,she's hot as hell!!!!damn!!!!!!!!!!mwahaaaaaaaaaaa,Adriana i love u!!!!!damn,she looks fucking hot in that photo,and she's a virgin y'all!!!!!!!
Jessica, Ms. Lima is not tan artificially she is naturally that color and a biracial woman from Bahia Brazil. She is part Swiss, African and Indian.
AMERICAN WOMEN ARE FAT, LAZY DRUNKS AND DOPERS WHO ONLY MARRY RICH MEN FOR MONEY. EVEN BRITISH WOMEN LOOK BETTER THAN YOU! SO WHAT THAT YOUR ARE A RICH COUNTRY, YOU ARE ALSO PHYSICALLY UNHEALTHY AND SICK ALL THE TIME.
Holly you sound like a 400 pounder, so jealous, fat and unhappy. Your gay boyfriend would leave you in a minute for Adriana.
holy shit she is hot
Re: LUIS – you just said everything ^^
thank you for telling american women the truth LOL
I think that now they get it
of course, brazilian people are not perfect, there are ugly women also
and there are Beauty Goddes like Adriana, and 90% of the brazilian population =)
we may be poor, but we are honest and we don't want to rule the world or kill african people or even buy every country in the world (like most of american people)
Re: CC – amen to that, she sounds like a man… I'm a girl and even I would buy this cover over Ryan Seacrest's!
Re: Jessica also –
Well that's unfortunate for her then. Pale is so much prettier, in MY opinion.
**Goddess
Every year thousands of American men visit Brazil to escape their fat pasty nagging wives who are so unattractive after they have only one kid. Americans are the greediest, fattest, most selfish creatures who ever drew breath. They think the world belongs to them but now of course their empire is on the decline and I for one am happy. You are the second coming of Rome and like them you are crumbling into ruins! 5 years in Iraq killing innocent women and children! Shame!
Jessica you sound like an obese angry housewife whose husband is fucking his secretary, poor dear.
Re: jealous slob –
As if. I'm young, thin, unmarried, and hot.
Don't rag on the Brits! The Brits are a zillion times better than the Americans. The Brits are cultured, learned and don't think the world belongs to them as the warmongering Americans do. Invade countries and murder the civilians is what you do so well. Using up over half of the planets resources because of your insatiable greed and lazyness. The yen, Euro and pound is kicking the dollars ass, no one with a brain wants to be paid with useless greenbacks anymore!
The bigger they are the harder they fall. So long American tyranny around the world, say hello to your new Chinese masters!
Okay whatever you say Jessica moo cow. Americans age a thousand times faster than everybody else also.
Jessica would not be hot even if you set her clothes on fire.
TO:HOLLY#98
U R SO WRONG,NOT ALL BRAZILIANS HAVE HAD PLASTIC SURGERIES,WE,BRAZILIAN GIRLS R FOR SURE BETTER LOOKING THAT U AMERICAN GIRLS AND WE R ALL NATURAL,U GUYS R SO WHITE,CHUBBY AND AND WEAR TO MUCH MAKE UP,SO THERE IF SOME DAY U HAVE SOME $$GO TO BRAZIL TO SEE FOR UR SELF.FAT ASS!!!
You guys are so childish. You have absolutely no idea what I even look like. Ooooh, you called me fat. How is that going to hurt my feelings if I'm thin? And when did I ever say I was American? It's so IGNORANT to make assumptions.
odeio americanas,AMERICANS R SO IGNORANT!!!
TO:JESSICA
WE R NOT CALLING U FAT,ITS JUST THAT 95%OF AMERICAN GIRLS ARE FAT,AND IF THEY R NOT FAT WHEN THEY R TEEN THEY WILL TURN FAT AFTER THEY HAVE BABBIES.IT'S JUST A FACT.SORRY:=(
Fat or thin you should not be the typical jealous arrogant American.
TO:JESSICA
WE R NOT CALLING U FAT,ITS JUST THAT 95%OF AMERICAN GIRLS R FAT, AND IF THEY ARE NOT FAT WHEN THEY R TEENS THEY WILL BECAME FAT AFTER THEY HAVE BABBIES,IT'S JUST A FACT:=( I LOST MY BABY FAT AFTER MY DAUGHTER WAS 3 MONTHS AND SOME AMERCIANS STILL FAT 16 MONTHS LATER.IT'S JUST REALITY!!!!
brazilian girls are awesome /o/
soooooooooo much better than americans ^^
dude she look like a young brooke shields back in the days of blu lagoon..
ok yes she's beautiful but she looks super young, like in jr. high; no wonder the US is filled w/pedophiles and who the fuck stands like that? stupid.
TO:MARIBRAZIL
AONDE VC MORA??
Re: MariBrazil(= –
eeeeeeeee mari, melhor ainda é escrever em portugues e eles boiarem! hahahahahahaha depois me passa seu orkut, se vc tiver
hehehe beijinhosss (adorei encontrar um brasileiro no meio dos meu comentario hahaahahha)
I want to stick my head in her Vagina and stay there.
Eu, sou Brasileiro, com muito orgulho…so do pais do futebol!!! Bola pra frente Brasil! Hexa 2010!
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ANDRESSA VC TEM ORKUT?E MARI,VC TEM?
Re: Holly –
sorry dear, but you're completely wrong! the famous people here spend money having plastic surgery, but we're natural and beautiful people.
look at victoria's secret angels. most of them r from brazil. have they done any plastic surgery? i dont think so.
but, if you want to, come to my country and enjoy the beach, you're gonna see pretty ladies and gorgeous guys in every single place!
Adriana is SO FRICKEN HOT!!!! I LOVE her!!! She's my favorite model! Her, then Alessandra Ambrosio! GORGEOUS Brazilian women!
Ooi! *—*
Brasileirooos /o/
Orkut? nem tenho >.
Re: Holly –
oh, and by the way, you're talkin' bout BRAZIL, not South Africa. Learn about other countrys before saying bullshit!
looks tacky…
wowow seriously there are ugly women EVERYWHERE and of course there are beautiful women everywhere. No matter what country you visit you will see a mixture of both. You can't generalize all American women to be fat and white when America is a melting pot which a vast amount of cultures. Just like you cannot generalize all Brazilian people to be poor. Grow up this is why prejudice and racism still exists.
Yeah, B is right >.
Re: i love brazil –
eu to mandando o link do meu orkut pra vc, mas nao apareceu ate agora, nao sei se nao é permitido, enfim… qlqr coisa procura no orkut por Andressa Teixeira de JF/MG que vc me acha
não tenho orkut, mas msn é
x3marii
e dps tem o resto
msn: x3marii
I am a chick and i think she is GORGEOUS!
She looks like alessandra ambrosio here :S
UGLYYYYYYYY, god how shallow can you get ?
NOT SEXY
Perez, I have been begging you to feature Lima on your site for ages now, and you finally do it. KEEP FEATURING HER. She's hotter than manface Gisele.
PS. She needs to dump the fugly boyfriend Marko Jaric
She is a stunningly gorgeous girl. Why in the world would you ask viewer's of your site whether they would rather see a gorgeous woman or a geeky, overated, overextended annoying Ryan Seacrest?
In regards to "Brazilian" women being beautiful - it is true that some of the most stunning women in the world come from this region. Perhaps, there is even a greater emphasis on beauty and physical fitness in Brazil than in North America as evidenced when generalized comparisons are made between the svelte Brazilians and the "overweight" North Americans. The fact that there is an increasing population of obsese women and men in North America cannot be denied. We could in fact take some beauty pointers and health tips from the Brazilians and in reality we generally speaking cannot compare to the striking beauty and sexiness that Brazilian women have, this is because the Brazilian understands that sexiness definitely comes from within while North American women are still struggling with this idea.
Re: Vanessa –
all I can say is ”ditto”
very well said =)
Re: Advisor –
Uhh, but I never said I was American. Seriously, too many idiots on these forums.
Adriana has a weird harelip and buckteeth- i know as I've seen her in makeup ads before, so also has a revolting belly button. That leaf would look better wrapped firmly with hard-duty tape around her if you ask me. And no, I wouldn't buy this tasteless mag….
O damn, shes perefect
Could you add choice C like I wouldn't buy either………
Re: david – David, sure. You're either a gay man or a jealous fat woman.
Good body but an ugly face.
I LOVE her!!! Best model on the planet!!!
This is the only reason why I come on this site, to see beautiful boys and beautiful girls. hahaha Sorry but… that's all I care about.
And to all the people saying Adriana has ugly lips, or ugly face or ugly this and that… I would look at myself in the mirror first and then comment. She is much much hotter than ANY of you could be, so your talk is almost pointless. In fact, it shows ENVY. Which emphasizes the fact that Adriana is a beauty. I think what's hot about Brazilian women and men, is that some of them have western features mixed with Afro-Caribbean and Native American. For example in Adriana you see these LUSCIOUS Caribbean lips, glowing western blue eyes, and a beautiful Native American skin tone. It's like you get the best of each race mixed in. Yeah she may have had a boob job and nose job and hair extensions but she still surpasses any "California" girl's beauty with the same procedures and accessories like a million times.
ughh shes one of the hottest girls ever
id be SUPER suprised if she was a virgin…
What no neither option? Sorry guess I can't vote.
For all the heteros? Im a lez and I LOVE this pic!
why does everyone accuse women of getting lip injections if they have fuller lips and AREN'T black? you DO realize women are born with different sized pouts right? not all white women have little slivers.
BRAZILIANS ARE SOOO HOT!!
She can't be a virgin, no way in hell.
And those lips aren't fake, you jealous bitches. I have a pair of luscious lips as well..
WHERE'S THE ADRIANA LIMA SECTION?!!
Why does Adnan Ghalib has one and she doesn't? WTF?!!! :s
i loveeee lima!!! shes so beautiful.if i was a lesbian i would want her to be my gf!! hahaha
she looks like Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon circa 1990.
she looks identical to Brooke Shields when she was in "The Blue Lagoon" circa 1990. its incredible!
Damn…she is gorrrrrgeous!
Brazillian women cant speak well or spell so they try to make up for it by being 'sexy' that is how they are conditioned. To those Brazillo Barbies on here trashing american women and saying Brazillian women are the most beautiful in the world..I guess u dont get off the beach much..there are beautiful women everywhere in every country. Truly sexy women are the ones who dont 'try' and brazillian women are well known for showing their desperation in selling themselves to tourists..that is called prostitution in case you were not educated on that..they also have a higher rate of sexually transmitted diseases..and having seen alot of brazillian women on beaches I can assure you they have their share of flab and cellulite..so get over yourselves bitches!! There is a difference between being a sexy lady and being a money hungry slut..so many of you are gold diggers…you must be SO proud! I guess you can do nothing more than sell yourselves since education isnt really your strong point:)
For the last time, she is NOT a virgin…I know this 100% for a fact.
But she is flippin hot…and should sleep with whoever, whenever, because she can
Geez, Ade, lay off the lip collagen already! She's starting to look like living Japanese anime.
idk why people still arguing with that.
brazil gives us the most beautiful top models of the world..
And Andriana is successor of Gisele Bundchen, brazilian as well..
Re: autrement – UM WTF? That makes no sense. Alot of black women have big lips like Angelina and Adrian(and she is mixed with black, white, and Indian I can post the youtube video of her saying if you dont believe me) and they age MUCH gracefully than white women.
Re: Jessica also – EXACTLY!
BEST GQ COVER AND NEVER TO BE BEATEN WAS CHRISTIAN BALE!!!
Re: um – She's not white. She's mixed with African, white, and Indian. Giselle is a white(German) Brasilian.
She's alright, but nothing special. I don't think she's no where near as attractive as Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba. She reminds me of a man too.
She reminds me of a dude and she has crooked jacked up teeth. PASS!
This girl has no sex appeal at all. She has just beautiful. Angelina Jolie has sex appeal and beauty, making Angelina the hottest woman ever with the exception of Bollywood sensation Aishwarya Rai, who is without question, hotter than Adriana Lima.
Looks like the uglier version of Bipasha Basu with blue contacts. She's so overrated and exposed. I can also see she looks a bit like Susan Ward. Susan doesn't have jacked up teeth like Lima does. If you haven't seen her open your mouth, you obviously don't know how bad it is. She goes from a 9 to a 4-5 easily.
the sexiest virgin ever. ;D
Re: S –
r u fucking serious with this??? Let me tell u something, although I love my American friends none of them can't spell if their life depended on it… Yeah maybe brazilians have thick accents, or misspell occasionally, but that's bc we spend our whole lives learning a very fucking hard and complex language; Portuguese. And about Brazilian women being goldiggers, that's bc it's a poor country and just like u fuckers we would like to get a piece of the cake… We can't help it if the whole world bows at our NATURAL beauty while u have to spend ur money on plastic surgery, fake tans, fake nails, hair straightners, pounds of make up… It's okay, I'd be angry too, if I was taught to be so artificial and look like every other girl in school…;)
brazilians rock!
c'mon, we are the most beautiful people in the whole world!
(2votes)
but Giseli Bündchen is so much better
Re: fellipe –
yes brazillian rocks but nope adriana is definitely better and prettier and hotter than gisele the man.
Re: fellipe –
yes brazillian rocks but nope adriana is definitely better and prettier and hotter than gisele the man.
She has the body of an adolescent girl. She doesn't even have a curve anywhere! She does have a beautiful face.
Re: iapps –
VC TA TAO CERTA!!!
To the pompous Brazilians: This girl is attractive but as a woman I would still rather look like a pale Russian or eastern Euro blonde - exotic! Brown eyes and brown hair are very common……
Only I'm not straight, I'm a femme dyke.
Re: justina –
ADRIANA HAS BROWN HAIR AND "BLUE" EYES,AND SHE IS GORGEOUS.TAKE THAT U JELOUS AGLY AMERICAN OR WHATEVER U R.
Re: S –
EVERYDAY WHEN I GO OUT,I GET SICK TO MY STOMACH TO SEE SOOO MANY UGLY AND FAT AMERICAN GIRLS,SOME UF US DO HAVE CELLULITE BUT WE R NOT FAT LIKE U GUYS,AND U GUYS R ALL DRUGGIES,DESPERETE FOR ATTENTION AND UNHAPPY.I WOULD BE TOO IF I WAS AN AMERICAN,U GUYS SUCK!!!FAT ASS!!!
Re: Holly – Oh come on you are just jealous! And the Americans are not fat because they are rich, but they are stupid!