Headline of the Week Weak
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"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"
This is too good to be true! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.
Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
Posted: March 20, 2008 at 1:04 am
At least she has a tight hole now
Poopie Brett, read this, it's totes ridic.
I guess you could say that they wrecked her.
Yah, hilarious! Too good to be true… someone had horrible surgery by mistake. Wow, what a laugh. I saw Perez the other day and it took everything I had not to flip him off. What a tool…
CAUSE he got nothin better to use then fergie, and thinks its funny, only that he kisses her ass when he sees her in public. Perez sucks ass, and fucks ass so he should of used his own pic.
Why hate on Fergie and kiss up to that retarded no talent hillbilly Britney? Fergie is a sweet, nice caring person and is doing work for AIDS right now, but of course you can't ever give her credit for anything.
why is there a picture of fergie?
O my god lmao. Not good when you can't even go in for an operation and come out with a new sphincter instead lol.
HAHAHHAHA i love how attached to it is a picture of fergie
perez i think u are a pig.
and ugly.. first look at your self at the mirrow
look at fergie and look at you
love ya bitch
Are you implying that Fergie is a tight a@@? Or an old, loose sphincter? hehe
So there's hope for Perez! An answer to his sagging sphincter. Too many fists, household objects and gerbils can't be good.
shitty…
You should have put a picture of Lisa Rinna's lips.
Damn! That would suck. Hopefully they put the new anus where her old one was!! And what's up Perez, why the pic of Fergie? You should have used Chyna, seeing how you two are best buds now. How many times did she show you her va-jay-jay again?
What has Fergie's picture got to do with this headline?, doens't make sense to me.
So, u mean she has 2 of them now, or just one brand new one?
why don't you have the story of Audrina and how she has nude pics online?
well i dont like fergie which is why i put her picture, she's such an anus
fergie is an ugly piece of shit, trann, who pees hr pants and does not deserve Josh.
Re: Milk Man – Because the woman meant to receive the new anus was suffering from INCONTINENCE!! Fergie is the poster girl for incontinence!
ok stop talking shit about Fergie! I love her. She represents a strong female artist. wtf? I'm happy for her and Josh. She seems down to earth and classy!
What's it to do with Fergie?! LOL
Hahaha, was Fergie the woman?
shes on the cover because she has a incontinence problem
duhh
dont u people know anythng?
its sad that you used her photo with this story
,,,, if you don't cut this kind of crap out you will become a nobody again
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Well that stinks!!!!
Why Fergie's picture?
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Well, mi fofito Perez, it seems like I was the first to realize why is the pic of Fergaliciosa in this post.
Easy:
Fergie - pissed her pants twice - incontinence operation… You should put a link to the post with her wet pants pic! =)
mwwhahahahaaaaa *evil laugh*
God Fergie is one ugly chick :vomit:
Is this your best?
Not even funny…….
Stick to celebrity gossip. No one cares what you find funny. Did you find that story while searching for a surgery for yourself? Need an anus tightener?
I do not get why there is a fergie pic
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eh ? what's the pic for ??
Thank you for making the graveyard shift SOOOO much more enjoyable. There are no words for this. This is pretty much the only way I want to read my newz.
A brand new anus for FREE!? I heard Pete Wentz paid $150,000 for her's.
i adore the pic of fergie on the hedline
! well that sucks for the woman :O
this can't be true… i'f never heard something like that
poor lady
haha you put fergie for the picture. thats pretty funny.
ok I looked at google.. it's really true
the woman is 78 jears old and got a synthetical anus and they also removed a part of the intestine.. that's really awful
why Fergie? Like simon would say "I don't get it".
"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"
Why Fergie? Like Simon would say,"I didn't get it!"
So what does Fergie have to do with this grand piece of information? Are you saying she's an a$$?
Yeah right it was actually perez having his sphincter muscle redone so he gets that virginal feeling in his anus
umm…..holy shit??
um why is fergie there
It's so sad that you thought this was gossip worthy but not the fact that the Lopez twins are gracing the cover of People magazine. You're slipping.
Re: Charlotte – Actually… 60th bitch.
THERES NUDIE PICS OF AUDRINA.
this leg lady's not a celeb. YOU'RE SLIPPING.
…….too busy promoting yourself.
THERES NUDIE PICS OF AUDRINA.
this leg lady's not a celeb. YOU'RE SLIPPING.
…….too busy promoting yourself..
THERES NUDIE PICS OF AUDRINA!
this leg lady's not a celeb. YOU'RE SLIPPING.
…….too busy promoting yourself.
THERES NUDIE PICS OF AUDRINA.
this leg lady's not a celeb. YOU'RE SLIPPING.
……too busy promoting yourself.
THERES NUDIE PICS OF AUDRINA.
this leg lady's not a celeb. YOU'RE SLIPPING.
……..too busy promoting yourself.
Re: mjn – Re your question re how do you get a new sphincter?
They take skin from your lips and use it on your anus.
I just saw Fergie last night in Arizona, she was amazing. BTW the incontinence Fergie had was not from tha area. Too bad you need an anatomy lesson!
It's not funny, it's sad you still pick on her and kiss up to that pretend, pretensious fake wanna be Brit Madonna, who is as fug as can be without tons of make up.
OMG im such a trendsetter i got my eyebrow peirced now everybody is doing it
Okay, LISTEN 'sMART' readers.. The picture of FERGIE was to get your attention & interest..if not, U would have never CLICKED! 2 bad it really wasn't FERG!! It would have received more attention. Next time
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I BET THERE'S A LOT OF FREAKS ON THIS SITE WHO WISH THEY HAD TWO OR THREE ANUSES! HEE HEE! THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T FUNNY SO SHAME ON ME. THAT WAS BEYOND RUDE TO POST A PICTURE OF FERGIE ON THIS. I THINK YOU'RE DOING IT FOR REACTION. SAME WITH PUTTING BEYONCE'S NAME ON PATTI LABELLE'S PICTURE AND PUTTING CATHERINE ZETA JONE'S NAME ON JOAN COLLINS PICTURES. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE!
abd the picture of Fergie means what…..?
Ouch.
Looks like 12 donors have donated the millions that are needed for Michigan to vote over. One guy from Los Angelos, Chicago, NewYork..there are 3 lawyers also from three other states that gave the money, but guess who is trying to stop the Democrat's from getting their vote? …….OBAMA……..WHY?…..????????????
What does fergie have to do with anus?
What does fergie have to do with anus? if anything you should have put up your own pic.
Hahahhaa soooo funny New Zealand loves Perez
so….how actually did they suture you onto her old anus???
Fergie is hot. I really love her music to. Hospital's are really screwing up a lot lately. This one hospital cut off this woman's are and two legs and weren't suppose to. Better stay out of them, they are all on prescription drugs, no wonder they are fuckups.
Wow, now she can do double anal. Imagine all the money she can make on porn.
What does Fergie have to do with this?
jlo baby pics are out already and perez hasn't postedthem yet!!!!!!!!! you suck perezzzzz
You know dang well dat she don't look better me. Black is beautiful. Do's white cracka lice cracka mofos is nothin.
I's it. Shit, she prob needs a new ass ho.
YOU SWITCHED PHOTOS. OBVIOUSLY PEREZ YOUR PICTURE SHOULD HAVE APPEARED HERE!
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Lovely that you used my picture.
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol! fergies a mug tee hee x
Perez,
You should have posted a self portrait for this blurb.
"suffering from incontinence" and Fergie goes together like chocolate sause and vanilla ice cream.
Dumbasses!
my lumps, my lovely lady lumps. she sings a song about her ass. thats why her pic is here.
OMG Fergie is awesome! She performed at the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo last night and she puts on a great show. She did a really cool flip on one had. She whore three outfits throughout the show and she looked amazing…the crowd was going nuts! Fergie Ferg!!!!!!!
WoW new anus must look pretty ! virgin like lol
D-A-Y-U-M!!!!
What is this Pic supposed to represent?????? WTF?
Perez you love a bit of anus don't you???
……..DAMN, I didn't know Fergie was German….OR that she had retired!!!!
Guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little.
Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and music starts playing! "…On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again…" The guy really freaks out!
He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the poor guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again "…On the road again…"
The M.A. is totally unimpressed…"So what?" he says.
"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" the guy asked.
"Are you kidding?" says the M.A. "Any fucking asshole can sing country music!"
I am soooooo confused!!! WTF does that have to do with Fergie? I know this doesn't have to do with anything either but I wish she would get rid of that ugly eyebrow ring! Those are soooooo played out! I'm not trying to be a hater either, I just had to get that out b/c it bothers the heck out of me. Thanks for listening!!!!!!!!!
I guess Fergie is here because of all the ASSBOMBS she continues to produce.
I think a pic of Heather Mills would have been funnier. bahaha
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(All kidding aside, that's effed up.)
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The whole "I'm first" thing is really getting old. Come up with something different or perhaps more original, especially if you're the 100th person to post a comment and you still claim to be the first. First what? Idiot? But I digress. Putting the picture of Fergie with the anus story was great. I know I fell for it and clicked on the link to see just what the singer/flat faced former meth head had possibly done now.
WHy haven't you talked about Audrina from the HILLS, topless pics AT ALL…What's up w/ that Perez???
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