They've Hit An All-Time Low
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand
Poor girl!
Tickets for April Lavigne's tour are selling so poorly…..
You can buy a ticket in West Palm Beach, Florida, for just $9 dollar.
Less than the price of a movie!
And, even at $9, that's still $8 too many for April!
Posted: March 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm
how come its sooooooooooooo cheap in us and in the UK some dates have sold out. i really wanted to see the jonas brothers
Re: Emily – BARGAIN THAT IS..
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey morons -
April = Avril in french.
Read a book or something you imbeciles.
Not defending her, but if you look, they are the cheap seats located in the lawn/uncovered section of the venue. Most outdoor venues have seats at that price in the lawn section.
I don't know anything about tour.
But why doesn't she just cancel the tour, or move to things like House of Blues where they hold a little amount of people?
why are you calling her APRIL?
Eh well thats what you deserve when you're so far up your own colon that you can't even see what a fucking douche you are to your fans….it'll be a cold day in hell before i ever buy a ticket to her skank concert even if they lowered the price to a dollar. She's a shitty singer, a shitty performer, and her time's up. Time to bring someone else in…go back to your hole avril
I pay more than that to get into a bar on Friday night when there is no band!
9$ still expensive for a kids show.
bahahahahahahaha!!! LMAO!!!!! what a loser!!! ALSO, EVERYONE IN VANCOUVER, BC (my home yay!!) HATES AVRIL!!! HAHAHAHAHA
I wonder what AZIS is doing right now?
http://britneyjeanspears.no.sapo.pt/indexPT.htm
You guys are soo dumb!! Avril means April in French. It's just one of the nicknames he has for her like every other celeb Perez writes about!
And ya, even if it was free, I wouldn't waste my time! As if she's even trying to sell tickets at 9$. Pathetic.
Avril… not April
Re: pers – who cares for the fucking french!!! this is a USA website!!!!!!!
I offered to manage her career but she turned me down flat.
****damn****
I'm a nobody and I've played shows myself that have charged more for cover. Damn damn damn.
WHAT the F Perez
I love you but
WHERE R THE UPDATES GIRL!?
COME ON!!!!!!
Hey dumbass- Perez if your going to report something get the facts right…
Tickets are $45, $35 and if you want to sit out in the boon docks in an uncovered area of the amphitheater that will get you into the show….basically sit on the curb across the street.
PEREZ YOU SUCH A FUCKEN RETARD
ive payed more than that to go see local bands!
wow :/ x
i would go to the show if i was really bored on a friday night.
but just to see boys like girls.
thats such bullshit. i live in edmonton, alberta. i bought two tickets, which cost like over $130. so thats like what, $65 each? what a fucking joke! now their selling for $8.
my seat wasn't even a good one. so floor seats must've been atleast $100 a piece. that's fucking stupid.
Wouldn't give that Paris Hilton wannabe a dime.
Her and her midget husband should just go away!
She should do a free concert in Napanee for the soldier that was killed in Afganistan this week. Napanee, that's home Avril, not LA.
Dumb ass phoney bitch!
Most tickets are that price for lawn tickets fools, funny anyone would believe in everything that hilton brainwashes them to think, people really are sheep, besides it's a reflection that the music industry is dead, so goes artists like Avril (30 million albums) so goes record labels to invest that money into new artists, if she doesn't make a new album (the best damn thing was the third biggest album of 07) album sales will drop as already in 08 album sales have fallen 7% over last year.
I DONT GET THIS
in bolxie[closest to new orleans i could get]
THEY SOLD OUT IN LIKE A MINUTE
and the tickets were like $75.00
i was gunna go cause boys like girls are my obsession
but they sold out to quick
Re: Violet Clapp – He's kidding around, relax. Her name is Avril, which is French for April (Her family is clearly French w/ a last name like Lavigne!!!) So, he's just taking a stab at her name.
stop hatin' on avril! u know she's so much more, umm… "real"? than britney and that lindsayslutlohan, amycrackwhorewinehouse, whatever.. ok she shouldn't have done that whole "I like dresses now, and fashoin is really fun, stuff".. should've stayed true, dressed like a boy and shit, me likes… girl sold out, now she pays the price (wich ain't that expensive apparently) hehe… but come on!
Seriously, this article would be so much better if you SPELL CHECKED.
OUCH.
I tested it, to see if those WERE lawn seats (which woulda been low). And it brought up seats that were pretty much 3rd Section center, when I entered Best Available for $9.
Ouch. Not nice to highlight this Perez, though….how will you feel when we stop caring about you?
I can't stand her, but you can still get tix in the pit for $45 for that show. I just checked ticketmaster…
uh oh….this means she wont be making any house payments soon.
she needed that chip on her shoulder knocked off !
9 bucks….HOW HUMILIATING
Re: Taryn – nobody cares about "vancouver" your shithole couldn't even support a basketball team cracker and the stars of X-FILES wanted out of their quick, as Gillian Anderson threatened to quit if season 6 would continue to film in the hellhole.
I'd rather spend $10 dollars to watch paint dry then be forced to go see Abbey Dawn for free.
The convenience and facility charge is $9.85, more than the ticket.
ha ha ha Soon she will be payin people to come,poor girl!
Give it up Perez… I'm Canadian and love Avril. We saw her concert and it was great. Perez… it's time to let it go and stop slagging Avril!
who cares if she selled over 30 million albums?
what pays her bills is the money from the concerts.
i dont understand why her ticket is selling so poorly,she's very talented and her songs are amazing
hey guys..i went to her concert in regina, and it was amazing. it was a full crowd too just so you know. she doesn't lip synch, and i was so surprised how well she sang live. she did some acoustic versions and they were amazing. she played the piano, drums, and guitar. shes actually really talented. i used to think she was kinda snotty, but she was so happy and genuinely nice on stage, you could really tell she was doing what she loves(singing/performing). obviously you bashers of her(including you perez) take the time to lip her off, but really shes the one laughing at you guys for wasting your time on her. doesn't matter how bad of things you say about her, you took the time to think about her. in the end, shes the one laughing…all the way to bank.
She is a fucking CUNT! BITCH! WHORE!
apparently hilton doesn't like canadians, Avril is really the only canadian worth talking about as most canadians are as boring as cardboard.
Re: Violet Clapp – avril is french for april…geesh!
She's as interesting as wallpaper. Yawn.
dang you really do hate her huh? I think she is dumb to but lay off a bit eh? its getting almost obsessive. stop spelling her name wrong on purpose.
Re: fuck – arrogant pig
Re: fuck –
omg did i really read this?
Re: Violet Clapp – duh he calls her april on purpose
Re: taylor –
Avril, is that you?
Come on, we all know that.
Re: Violet Clapp –
I'm sure someone else has noticed this..but just in case:
Avril = April in french. Pretty sure he's doing it on purpose people. heavens.
BAHAHAHAHAA those are even cheaper than independent underground tickets…
i feel bad for boys like girls…
HAHAHAHAH. I love that you call her April. Stupid dumbass.
wow thats sad!! I used to love Avril Lavigne
lmfao!!!!!!!!
i'm going to see one of my favourite bands this sunday, and they're at least $12.
that's pretty pathetic for her……
yeah there back row seats you dumb ass fag!!!
Avril=THE SHIT
Funny, ticketmaster doesn't seem to be selling tickets for a show in West Palm Beach. I think you should lay off. So her career isn't doing well, I think she knows. She doesn't need people that don't have anything close to her talent putting her down. Hey Perez, can you sing??
I just saw on some ticketsite that they are also selling Avril tickets for prices up to $1113!! Why pay that kind of money to see a buttload of shit screaming like a cat on stage. Question: is there some loser out there who will actually pay that price?
tickets are still full price here in Atlanta Ga. WTF…i will go if its 9.00~shit
Re: taylor –
okay,thats weird
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Re: Violet Clapp – [re=1773918]Re: Violet Clapp[/re
AVRIL IS APRIL IN SPANISH DUMB ASS
Re: annn – who cares? let me give you a lesson in music finance's if your a artist who can sell millions, then your given substantial advancements, Avril's current deal ended and she reupped with Ronder music publishing (hilton hasn't reported) for millions (there's a reason why Avril was 6th on forbes top 20 under 25) so yeah selling albums is kinda important.
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HAHA. Nine bucks. I wouldn't go free!
She would have to Pay me to see or hear her. Dumb bitch-I glad her time has come…get a rope!!!!!
wait a second, Perez, you fucking hypocrite…. You were at her show last tour and seemed plenty enthused then. What the hell?
I googled tickets and the are all normally priced. I can't imagine buying nose bleed seats for anything more than $20. So $9 makes sense if they aren't sold by now. I use to like you but you are too into yourself now. Be more of a regular person stop pretending to be a celebrity.
Re: Steven – I don't know are there losers out there who make comment's on a gay fat guy with multicoloured hair website about little girls like avril.
Re: klm –
i bet he cant.
just like avril.
Re: D – You need more plastic surgery for your face (seriously).
It's sad to see how you manipulate information, and only show it partially. i am not an Avril fan, i am just an informed reader who takes the time to see both sides. Maybe you should also mention the prices of the other tickets. And it would be nice it there was an easier way to show the reader where you get that information from with a simple link to that webpage.
Thank You
Re: ED – ouch!
wtf thats so not koo…. I paid 70$$ 4 my tix in victoria bc. I WANT MY MONEY BACK! lol haha
Yeah, let's hope the little bitch is tankin'!
Go back to Canada and live under a bridge with your ugly troll of a boyfriend. You make a wonderful pair, both making music no one wants to hear. Bitch!
Re: Tara –
oh wow,i just learned so much with you about music finance's.
im so thankful you shared all your knowledge with me.
It was only a matter of time!
i put in at ticketmaster for that even for 10 of the $9 priced tickets and it gave me VIP seating in row AA just behind the floor seating. LMAO. wow. if i lived in florida i might shell out the $9 just to laugh at her. actually i'd go to see boys like girls open, then i'd leave before she came on.
HAHA April!! so funny
Re: ED –
are you kidding?
you are included on this group too,honey.
I live in West Palm Beach and I just checked and tickets for reserved seating are $35.00. Somebody didn't get their facts straight.
make the ticket's two for five buck's and throw in the gas money to get there and i'll say we have a deal
All that I can say is…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
American finally caught on that she has no talent and to be more blunt…she sucks. I guess tha's what happens when you fake the funk…eh Miss Avril?
Her name is AVril, you fat piece of shit. Have some respect toward people who are BETTER than you. Just because she's skinny and you're FAT doesn't mean that you have the right to hate her… LOSER.
everyone is gonna go for boys like girls cause they are ten times better than her.
she needs new songs & a new image . she likes a mess.
I heard that she will be opening for Sanjaya at the county fair in june.
Re: XXX –
actually…perez loves canadians. if you read his site you would know that. i'm canadian, don't even get me started on americans!
She is such a poser. Who ever heard of a "punk" band with back up dancers?
Re: staci – Boys like boys are better how so?! they were really critically panned for their live shows for singing off key and being compared to one of hiltons favorite bands simple plan, that's better?
Re: LEARN IT –
Okay, douche, so knowing that Avril is french for April means you're cultured? News to me. With all that purported culture that you possess I'm surprised you are posting at perez…I mean shouldn't all you cultured asshats be blogging at newyorker or smithsonian or something?
What kind of person takes pleasure in another's misfortune?
I know why hilton doesn't like Avril, its because Avril married Deryck and hilton wanted to bounce on his dick.
Re: XXX – That comment only serves to illustrate just how stupid YOU are. Nice work!
What a loser! The concert blows asshole and isn't even worth $9. Go away Avril, no one wants to see or hear you! Go spit on your tour manager and promoters for trying to hawk this crap on the public. Cunt.
The tickets have always been $9 for the last 5 rows and the lawn. The rest are 35 and 45.
Re: taylor – He pretends to like canadians because your being played, he says the same for any country who buy's his shit.
This is just another shining example of how NOONE is making classic music these days. Almost everyone is a one hit wonder, in the pop world that is.
yes, literally, that is sad. i can officially confirm that in west palm beach florida, it cost nearly double that to go see a movie. so you couldnt even pay for half of a movie with an avril ticket. oh wow that hilarious!
:)
Seriously are ALL you Perez readers RETARDED?!?!?! APRIL IS AVRIL IN ENGLISH!!! FUCKING RETARDS!! She has a french name!! HE IS JUST MAKING A JOKE, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON HERE AND FINISH YOUR GODDAMN HOMEWORK DOUCHEBAGS!
is her real name april or something?
can u clarify this bc i dont understand why u keep calling her that