They've Hit An All-Time Low
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand
Poor girl!
Tickets for April Lavigne's tour are selling so poorly…..
You can buy a ticket in West Palm Beach, Florida, for just $9 dollar.
Less than the price of a movie!
And, even at $9, that's still $8 too many for April!
Posted: March 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm
CHECK YOUR GODDAMN ENTRIES!
spelling/facts have been really bad (like 3 or more mistakes a day), and it sucks now.
Re: morgan –
avril is april in FRENCH.
not in spanish as another person said,in spanish is ABRIL.
so,if you went to france for example, and wanted to say APRIL (i dont know why you would do that,but anyway) you would say AVRIL.
I feel like all these "mistakes" on the pictures and "mispellings" are leading up to some sort of April Fools joke.
But either way Avril is french for April
i live in Canada and her tickets sales are doing very well a lot of shows are sold out or almost sold out
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
YOU CALLED HER APRIL
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
THE TICKETS COST A LOT HERE IN CANADA AND I READ IN
YESTERDAYS PAPER HER SHOW WAS NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL
RATED 2 STARS
IF SHE DID NOT TREAT HER FANS LIKE CRAP AND THINK THE SHIT
DID NOT SHINE OUT OF HER ASS MAYBE SHE WOULD DO A LOT BETTER
SHE IS A EMBARASSEMT TO CANADA
JUST CANCEL THE FUCKING SHOWS
Her show isn't the only one that's going to lower prices. With gas prices going over $4, people just aren't going to show up for these kinds of things anymore. So, they have to get drastic to put asses in the seats.
What is with you and your hate on for her? Is it because you are fat loser with a tiny dick and she has a real job and talent?
#98 - Betho says – reply to this
$9.00 is for lawn seating, which basically means no seat at all, general admission. The other tix are still $35 and $45. You always make things look worse than they are.
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It says reserved seating on the screenshot, sorry avril nice try.
Re: XXX – Perez was Cuban. He is more Canadian in his outlook than a U.S. Citizen, as he can be objective as an outsider. You, on the other hand, are not objective. Do your homework and look up Canadiana in the archives, because you're making yourself look very stupid. Everyone who knows Perez and his columns well knows he adores Canada, and Canadians. Do you just state bigoted things to try to make yourself feel better? You sound like a guy with short man syndrome.
why the fuck you keep putting APRIL? are you stupid?
and whats wit the 1st shizz? dumb asses
http://charlotteskauen.ipublish.no/
http://vic.ipublish.no/
Thats not real. She is sold out here in MN and i check it in FL, they are selling for $98 (The radio station special) - $200+
Re: Mandee Winger –
In respone to Mandee Winger…. no, WPB isn't full of all old farts… I live in the West Palm Beach area… I'm 23.
IN ANY CASE… I'm sure the $9 tickets are for lawn seats at our local ampitheater… Sound Advice @ the fairgrounds. But still, that's sad lol
I know you are supposed to supply gossip-but don't lie about it. OR at least check things out. These tickets haven't been lowered in price. Like the others said, lawn seating, uncovered. Most of the tickets for the concert are 35 and 45. Like in most areas. Your hate for most women shows thru. I see very few men you rag on constantly. Are you jealous of these women ….. or the men they are with?
Maybe it's the Americans that are "Canada" haters but I went to Avril's SOLD OUT concert in Calgary and had the time of my life. Why is everyone giving her such a bad review?
I'm 26 and still a big fan of Avril's, GIVE HER A BREAK!!!!!!
DAMN.
that's sad.
tee hee hee! karma's a bitch dear
Re: star – good, canada can keep her poser ass!
They're going for $10 in Texas… LOL!!!
Yo Idiots! Avril is April in French. Don't hate on Perez because he's smarter than you….
April Lavigne? Jesus Perez…get yer shit together man.
Re: to Mr. Green Eyed Monster – Let me repeat myself, have you ever heard of "propaganda" where you purposely kiss ass of people who pay for advertizing rates ie countries via canadian hit's etc.on his website to charge more for advertizing rates so he give's people what you want to here, believe me i've heard my fare of celebrities american and otherwise say completely different things when they have no vested interest in a marketplace, apparently being from cuba makes him understand canada better, which explains why he assumed that all canadians speak french in a previous post, as a individual thinker i'm not going to allow anyone to tell me how to think , if you believe in everything you read on gossip websites them I feel sorry for you, and if questioning authority makes people like me a "bigot" then FUCK YOU!
I like some of her songs but I honestly would rather catch a movie.
Re: Vanessa – word of advice sweets, SHUT UP, xoxo
Karma will be karma.
You know, honestly… It serves the arrogant little bitch right. She got a little tiny bit of success and instead of taking a road where you can be looked at as a killer person, she instead chose a road of bubble-my-head because Im the greatest thing since sliced bread road… which couldn't be further from the truth. Shit, what happened to modesty? Again, serves the snotty little bitch right! Guess what Avril, you're not as great as you fucking think you are, hopefully these actions will speak louder than words to you!
"Even at $9, that's still too many for Avril." That's so mean, Perez! I LOVE IT!!!
omg what a steal. . . boys like girls put on an awesome show so it would be more than worth it to go see them then leave. . . unless they bail on the tour
Okay, that is pretty sad, but it just goes to show you that we are in a RECESSION and that people just can't afford to shell out big bux deluxe on concert tix anymore.
Leave her alone Perez, she's probably feeling bad enough. You're a real asshole sometimes you know.
Re: to Mr. Green Eyed Monster – Perez is American. His parents are Cuban, but he was born in Miami.
u guys are morons, he calls her april because thats her real name and the ticket isnt nine dollars, it is set to 0 tickets so thats obviously the shipping charge. Fuck u guys are as stupid as he is.
Re: Sarah J – dumbass. if you look, it clearly states thats for reserve seating. get paid to hawk this retard much? sucks to be you.
feel so bad for her.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Re: whitt – So, it costs $9 to ship 0 tickets? I'm not paying shipping for some imaginary tickets.
boys like girls- subject to change?
if they drop out on her absoloutly NO-ONE would see her.
I would only buy a ticket just to see BLG
Avril is playing here in Michigan at the Palace of Auburn Hills on Saturday, and for some reason they are still charging $39.95 a ticket.
WOW, that's terrible. I feel bad for her because that's so true a movie where I live is like $9.50. I'd go see her for that much though she's okay.
I find it hilarious how badly the website butchered "Boys Like Girls".
Perez, look, we all know this chick couldnt sing her out of a paperbag if her life depended on it. Just stop bloggin about her, soon no one will remember her and we can move on to eliminate other tramps like Rumor from the scope of the media.
Does anyone actually like this bitch?
My son's kindergarten class is looking for an entertainer.
Perhaps Avril will jump at the chance to double her fee to $16.00.
Re: NINEDOUBLEOSEXNINE – answer yes
You do realize that hilton is a trend right? there are younger hipper bloggers coming down the pipe this year, and constantly changing your hair style won't be enough to keep people interested, you will become dated and obsolete overnight.
That price is for lawn seats where fat queens can suck each other off! the rest of the seats are selling well
Avril is a french word that means April in english. Do your homework people go back to school and learn something useful!
Okay so has your broke dumb ass ever been to that small arena in a bad section of town. The $9.00 seats are the real bleeder seats and the rest run up to $45.00 for the show per ticket. Your a douche bag. Shut up already. Stop lying to these people and calling them lambs. Again if anyone listens to you, they are stupid.
Wow.. that's cheaper then a ticket for a popular local band.
Wow REALLY!?
my tickets cost me 150 bucks each to go to that concert
and I live in Winnipeg!
Tickets ARE NOT $9…..Liar!!! They are a respectable $45, nice cut and paste job Perez!
well mario it looks like all your readers follow like sheep if you keep telling a lie long enough americans will beleve it sheep, sheep,
I don't like her but…
Am I the only one that noticed it looks funky? It looks photoshopped!
hahahaha i was at a bar two nights ago and they were giving out 3 free tickets to her concert…too bad no one wanted them
PEREZ WHAT IS YOUR BEEF WITH AVRIL??? IM NOT EVEN A HUGE FAN, BUT FEEL BAD FOR ALL THE BASHING FOR NO APPARENT REASON!
HA! THAT WAS WAY LESS THAN WHAT I PAYED FOR A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE TICKET!!! OH YEAH, THEY SOLD OUT ALREADY TOO!!!
$9?
i wanna goo!!
HAHAHA
she'll end up paying the $9 bucks to anyone who shows up
$10 if dressed as a punk
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
She deserves this, the egotistical bitch.
I'm glad.
i saw it and thought it was pretty good
hahahhahahaha miley cyrus tickets were wayyyy more than thatt.
Re: You – Cruzan ampatheatre is an amazing ampatheatre! no curb across the street. your an ass
i saw her live and LOVED her a few years back.. our tickets were free too but man, she throws an awesome show.. gob and swollen members opened
her pop/punk sucks
, They are referring to tickets in the outer grass areas for $9. I just looked up ticket prices for this is what is said for a tickets,4-20-08 7:00 PM Avril Lavigne 04 F 24 $35, Parking Fee $6, Convenience Fee $10 = $51 Delivery Fee $0, Order Fee $5.15, there was no option to aviod these fees online. Grand total for a ticket was $56.15
im from west palm beach and that's the price of lawn seating. her normal seating prices is $45. so stop turning it into a bad thing. that's typical for the crappy seats out in the lawn. you're not even covered if it rains so you pay for what you get!!
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I'M GONNA BUY CHER TICKETS AND SAY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! FUCK PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE IT. I SENT PIZZAS TO EVERYONE'S HOUSE IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO SNUBBED ME AND EVERY TIME THEY HAD A PARTY I SENT THE POLICE TO THEIR HOUSE!!!!!!!! HEE TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HEE BITCHES!!!! I'LL DO IT TODAY! I'LL WRECK THEIR PARTIES"!!!!!! I'LL CALL THE PO PO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THEY SAY PARTY? I SAY PO PO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave Avril alone. She has always been (and will always be) the best!
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Haha, $9 dollar ay Perez? Not $9? Or 9 dollars? It's $9 dollar apparently. Fucking illiterate bastard.
this is an outdoor venue. $9.00 is for a spot on the grass not an actual seat. the greass seats barely sell at all due to weather factors like it could rain etc. IUnless it is a top shelf band the grass seats sell for very litt.e Many tiems they give them away day of event as well.
Could somebody please go to this internet site and click '1' for the number of tickets? (instead of 0 on the screen-photo) I think it's intox and the 9 dollars are just the reservations costs…If true: NOT VERY NICE PEREZ…INTOX…(if the true price actually is 9 dollars, poor girl…but wouldn't go anyway…)
No West Palm isn't full of old farts. Violet Clapp is a fucking moron……."who is april lavigne? you have your own show and can't afford an editor?" hahahahhaaha I LOVE when people get angry when you translate her name. In Vegas the tix are going for 40 and you can get a 4 pack for 60.
That has to be photoshopped because "Boys likeS Girls" for support, really? Either it's made up or the seats are lawn seats. I'm pretty sure her tickets are still going for around $40, otherwise they would just cancel the tour altogether.
that sucks about the avil thing, but did anyone else find the thing above that funny? " Support: Boys like Girls (subject to change) " hehe- just thought that was amuzing.
The way she sounds on her album and the way she sounds in person are two totally different things SHE SUCKS IN PERSON studios can use magic to make n e one sound decent thats y her album sounds kinda not terrible
and Perez calls her April as a rip Violet u dumb muther F*** wake up
Re: Anna – Avril is french for april. :]
Well this sucks becuz I just spent $98 for 2 tickets in Boston. I will say Avril has gone down hill the past few years BUT her 1st album was amazing. How many 16 year olds can write lyrics so deep and meaningful? And then to produce too? And play instruments? When I was that age I was drunk getting felt up int he back of a camaro. Her first disk was true art.
i like her song but she can't sing live :S
she can't sing live
Love ya Perez! Just wanted to say that these $9 seats are the LAST 10 rows in the place and they are the only uncovered seats in the place. Most concerts at Cruzan do this because they are a gamble if it rains. the other tickets for her show are still $35 or $45 as they are everywhere else.
Can you say 14min…59seconds!!!
This concludes your flight, welcome back to planet earth….now get a job!…
hahahahahahh!
uhm, Perez.. the deal with that is.. you pick a price you're willing to pay and it lists the seats sutible for that price. So, under $9..it says..lawn seats or some seating in the back of the auditorium.. then when you move up to $45 for the ticket you will be in the middle section..or around that area.
That is so awful. Her last CD was actually really good. How sad.
I think mostly everyone in the industry is feeling the pinch right now. To put it all on Avril's shoulders is just loopy. She is a better role model than most singers out there right now. And has more talent than most out there right now. Until all of you step up and buy better music, they will still be news.
She's married..still married..no kids yet…and we don't see her at parties getting coked out of her mind every other weekend. And she hasn't flashed anyone her you know what either.
seriously perez you can't even write your own articles anymore whoever you pay to write this wrote avrils name wrong twice…… april livigne…. here's the peak of perezhilton.com starting to suck
This message is for page 2, comment #202, Kelly. The onli way uve posted a mssge is if ur a "FUCKING RETARD", and Perez isnt makin a jk there r typos on here all da time. So obviously were not da retards here, ITZ DAM OBVIOUS DAT Avril is french 4 april, but it dont mean u fkin change it!!! so y dnt u go finish UR hmwrk u fkin neeki spazheaded fucked up douchebag. Avril ROCKZ!
Re: kelly – This message is for page 2, comment #202, Kelly. The onli way uve posted a mssge is if ur a "FUCKING RETARD", and Perez isnt makin a jk there r typos on here all da time. So obviously were not da retards here, ITZ DAM OBVIOUS DAT Avril is french 4 april, but it dont mean u fkin change it!!! so y dnt u go finish UR hmwrk u fkin neeki spazheaded fucked up douchebag. Avril ROCKZ!
OMG seriously! get your facts together before you start talking shit.
im not a fan but this is redicuous!!!
the seats are 9$ because they are Lawn seating. The stadium where they are having the concert has a patch of grass after its reserved seating so that people can bring blankets and chill out at concerts. Its not just for Avril they usually have cheap tickets to all concerts.
Re: Dav –
"I would go see this bi#ch if she was in the back yard for free. If she was in my back yard I would send my dogs after her ass."
ahahahahahah BRUTAL!!!!
Commandment 1:Avril sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Vanessa – Avril is that you??????
I would pay $9 to go laugh at her.
When you use the $ sign, you don't need to write the word dollar(s). The typos are killing me.
Haha bitch deserves it.
and yes it's less than a movie ticket here in New York. They're like 11 bucks here
Re: XXX – Having visited Perez since it's inception, there is no way he was on the receiving end of Payola in the early days as he built up a following. He has visited many, many times, and has expressed a fondness over and over, unendingly in his posts regarding his affection for Canada. Did you even check his archived Canadiana? I know of what I speak. If he is receiving endorsement money now, then that would be understandable as he receives millions of web hits, and has worked toward earning this. Like you, though, I feel it would be less than honest and unfortunate should it color his journalistic objectivity, which could happen, now. Money talks. So we actually agree. As you congratulate yourself on 'questioning authority', your stance precludes the possibility that both could exist simultaneously. One, that he gets paid, but Two, that he loves Canada, both at the same time. Oh, and Three, he dislikes Avril for something personal that happened between them, but has of YET never fessed up to what it actually was, and not because she happens to be Canadian. Keep up the critical thinking, though, as it seems rare in the country world renowned for the last eight years for its propaganda.
At least Avril keeps her panties on. She did spit, tho, then apologized.
Perez has some kind of personal vendetta, and just picks at her rather than just say what happened and get it off his chest.
perez, your pathetic. your site is more about shit talking than actually gossiping. grow up and stop acting like a gay drag queen. your as fake as she is. have you ever thought about that?
Re: Julie – you wish you lived in vancouver.
I use to be such a fan of Avril until she became a hardcore bitch and so self absorbed, what really got me disliking her is the fact she was going to pay her dancers below the industry rate (as I am a dancer myself) that hit me hard. It's not like she can't afford it, she has become one of those up their own asses, "it" LA girls. I hate her!
P.S. To all you dumbasses Avril means April in French. He's trying to make more of a joke of her than she already is. Go back to school!