Milking Her Own Cow
Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker
Ahh…the things celebs do to promote their movies!
Seems like even SJPeePee will resort to some funny business to get our asses into the movie theater.
Remember that 'Unsexiest Woman Alive' poll that Maxim did last October? The one that placed SJP at the top of the list?
Well, looks like PeePee's peeps are using that poll result to get her some free press in this important time period before the Sex and the City movie release.
Here's the set up:
PeePee goes in for a scheduled media interview.
She blows up when the interviewer asks her about the Maxim poll.
Other media sources pick up the story that SJP 'lost' it when she was asked about the Maxim poll.
Yay! She just scored free press!
Case in point. This week, PeePee was interviewed by the British mag Grazia.
Here's how she responded to the OLD Maxim poll:
"Do I have fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest woman in the world? Wow! It's kind of shocking when men… It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger, so it was surprising to me that more people didn't talk about the providence of it, that it's coming from these men. […] It's condemnation, it's insane. I guess you can't please all people. But I played a lot of parts, women that are really interesting and attractive to me. Obviously someone thinks I'm palatable to some degree."
Her 'anger' was then reported by media outlets worldwide.
Funny thing is PeePee's publicist was sending out her Grazia magazine 'outburst' to people around town.
Gotta give her people props for squeezing all they can outta the 'outburst'. Ha.
As we sit here typing this post we accept that we've also been sucked into SJP's whoring game.
Slut!
We just received a comment from SJP's publicist. Here's what she had to say:
"I will look into it but I am sure you would want to report accurate information and not repeat inaccurate info. I have never spoken with anyone about the issue you are refering to and most certainly have not contacted anyone to proliferate it."
[Image via WENN.]
It is mean to look at someone and conclude they're ugly. You're sending out really bad energy when you do that and it leads to a society where women are afraid to leave the house without makeup, and where the # of women getting elective surgery is escalating year by year. It leads to climate of prejudice and exploitation. I really do think we can do better.
Actually, I'M the un-sexiest person alive. Sarah, you're safe!
the camera can make anyone look gorgeous or ugly depending on the lighting and pose…
SJP has charisma and talent beyond trendy actors they post on this site…
She's absolutely right. Maxim's poll is disgraceful.
I LOVE Sarah Jess! Stop hatin on her, she is out there trying to publicize her stuff just like you are Perez or any other actress. She is not the unsexiest women alive, she has done alot with her career and life, and I can't wait to see the new sex in the city movie!!
SJP is talented and chic. She has a great deal more class than many of the desperate-for-celebrity celebs out there.
Maxim mag is tasteless and extraordinarily superficial.
Her ‘outburst’ is completely justifiable.
She should be applauded for what she is - a forty-something in Hollywood who embraces who she is, quirks and all, who isn’t pumped full of botox and silicone.
ALSO:
I do not understand the basis for classifying SJP as a ‘slut’. She may not be everyone’s cup of tea, physically, but the claim seems totally unfounded.
SPJ is so beautiful!
and a wonderful body!
she is sexy!
What i notice Perez is that you're putting the same slant on the story as the Media Bistro writer whose article you linked. Lazy thinkers bore me…
SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE MANISTON SKANKNISTON!! ARE THEY SISTERS??
Perez honey you are always ragging on somebody. Baby you ain't too cute yourself!! You're fat, with no body shape, no ass, everytime I see you on TV or in print you always appear greasy or uncleansed just like Brandon Davis, so why all the mean spirited comments? I am so sorry your childhood was that bad that in order to make up for WHAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE, you have to now degrade those who DO HAVE! Think about it. It is really rather saddening.
poor horseface now her hubby wavy matthew questions his choices, was that before or after playing producers with nathan "let's lick ass water" lane.
horseface baby, take some of your money and loose the chin wart, can only get worse although you can fashionably braid the hairs that will sprout.
Men will screw anything…dogs, cats, chinchilla's. SJP is hot. I'd bang her. www.gaycause.com
YOU ARE AWFUL PEREZ
This is truly a bad picture of SJP. I think she usually looks like a young version of Ruth Buzzy. SJP is not ugly! She just looks very jewish. She has pretty hair and teeth and a cute figure. Leave her alone. I have seen waaaaaayyyy worse.
I bet most of you could be on the unsexiest list yourselves - thank goodness your not in the spotlight.
no matter what you READ in those rag mags and all the tv and movies you SEE of her (all scripted for her not by her). YOU DON"T KNOW HER at all. Stop saying how nice, smart, good mom etc…. you don't know shit about horse face and her chubby gay husband! You mentals really think you know someone, just like OJ Simpson the nice guy that he was……..
umm…..rrrrright.
it's a sure bet, that most of the guys who participated in that maxim poll all have girlfriends or wives that look far worse than SJP.
SJP is not one of those women who are not necessarily stunning from every angle…
however….SJP's body is hot as hell in a tight dress….and she looks damn good when she's all done up.
it's a given, that most of those guys who voted her the most unattractive female, all go home to dumpy fat women with stretch marks all over their asses and faces.
and not to a tight bodied chick like SJP.
sssssssssssssuckas.
Wow. Slutticah Cuntica Fucker is really looking BAAAAAAAD!!!!!
Well, not everyone can age like Joan Collins.
Who cares…she is Carrie effin Bradshaw!!
Society is going to hell in a hand basket when malicious and venomous 'polls' of UNsexiest people are even considered to be article/magazine worthy, let alone published. Such an 'article' should not even exist, as it is cruel, wreakful and merciless. What was Maxim thinking? How are things down in the journalistic sewer, Maxim? I guess Maxim has no concern for how such a thing might make a pretty, decent and well respected person (who obviously tries their best) feel. Did they publish an unsexiest male list? That, too, would be WRONG. I'm done with Maxim. Change the name to Minim.
I want to be on the unsexy list with Sandra Oh, Madonna, and SJP!!! Not bad company. Considering the cover 'art' of Maxim and its readrship, I wouldn't put too much weight in this poll. SJP can take her unsexy gigantic paycheck to the bank after the Sex & The City Movie drops. How many millions does it take to feel sexy??? Inquiring minds wanna know.
wow that was a little harsh…and a slut? really?
perez,
you're a fucking cow and a slut!!!!!
Slut??? That is such a horrible word to call her, when her response to something that horrible is pretty understandable
How can Perez of all people blame her for wanting some press, when Perez will do ANYTHING for press?
Sometimes this sight is funny, but this is just pathetic.
And to diane- her husband is a 'queer'? That's all you have to say? Pathetic.
That is typical BS to turn something real (like being unattractive by any standard) into being someone else's FAULT. Look, she's done everything she can to be pretty. And she can't tell me she hasn't changed her nose and teeth- the first season of SATC she was very different than she is now. All that aside, she is still very unattractive. Very. That is what we see on the outside. And from what her costars say, she may not be too cute on the inside either!
Dang Perez, did SJP slap you or something? Because you have got some kinda HATE on for her! You always put up the UGLIEST pics of her and call her terrible names. Seriously dude, did she spit in your coffee one day? I'm glad she stuck up for herself when someone asks her a stupid question about that damn Maxim poll and I hope to hell they DO use her frustration to get some press on it–and not just for the SATC flic–but, because I LOVE when people hold the mirror up and shove it in front of the "media" to say "Hello?! You frickin' idiots!" Good for her and her team! Ya jerk! You KNOW you'll be in the front row for the film and with you pulling crap like this you can forget about sitting anywhere NEAR any of the SATC gals!
I love SJP!!! She is not the most beautiful woman in the world but def. not the Fugliest … I love her style and her attitude
Perez you are a hypocrite. Bottomline…you rip on people who get "enhancements" and then rip on the ones who don't-Make up your mind bitch. I swear. I think SJP is awesome and I think Madonna is a skank…Sorry to burst your love for Mudge…SJP is funny and smart and does not have to team up with teens to gain fame…
I think she is BEAUTIFUL. All you people are crazy
Where does a grown man (and I use the term lightly) get off calling another woman a PeePee? GROW UP!
I don't think you're palatable. Never did
I really like SJP. She's a very good actress, and while she may not be conventionally beautiful, she has a unique look and she's proud of who she is. I can't believe a magazine would have an "unsexiest woman alive" poll anyway. It's very rude.
Really, Perez. Is she a slut?
Who the fuck do you think you are? Not only did she defend her self properly, she did it grace and poise.
And for you info.. I think she is a very attractive women.
Good luck on your diet, maybe when your skinny you'll stop with all the jealousy!!
I agree with her about men's magazines. However she IS butt ugly!!
don't bag on SJP, she's human like us all, guess who also made the list… MADONNA. dumb. why don't you talk about how you feel about that Perez?
She needs to stop smoking - it looks like she does - and eat something. She, and her skin, look like she's suffering from malnutrition. Also, the mole has never been attractive.
As my friend has always said of SJP: "How can anyone be considered pretty when their nose meets their chin?"
Because of society's obsession with beauty, i've read that there is an increase of people being diagnosed with body-dysmorphic disorder. it's like social anxiety disorder but individuals are obesessed with their looks and are afraid to even leave their house because they fear that they are "grotesque". this country is going to hell, i'm telling you
Wow - on the one hand, I wish SJP would read these comments to know how much support she has; on the other, I hope she doesn't - people are way too cruel and nasty. SJP is a nice person. She came from nothing and work really hard. No, she isn't the typical beauty, but watch her in SATC and she's terrific. She looks pretty - and REAL. I love that she hasn't gotten too much plastic surgery (she's had a mild nose recontouring, but only minor - she kept with the lines of her natural nose). She has a great figure and isn't full of plastic. She's well-spoken, and she choses interesting characters - she's more than 1 dimensional, and so many women assimilate with her. i am glad she made this comment, and if she had it further disseminated, then good for her - i like her more for getting this opinion across. Because, she's absolutely right, women who don't fit the ideal are condemned, and it is disgusting. Truly inhumane and vile. I didn't love sjp before (didn't have much of an opinion). i do now. I think that stupid magazine should issue her an apology for not only being wrong but cruel. They should also extend that apology to anyone offended by their idiotic, barbaric poll - which SHOULD be EVERYBODY!!!
I think she is very atractive. She is very thin but some people do get tendence to get thinner no matter what they eat. Nevermind what people say, Sarah. You're lovely.
what's with the gray hair? they're right when they say that the neck and the hand show your real age.
She looks like a tranny.
How big is her cock?
i like her. i liked her since 'girls just wanna have fun.' i like her laugh. it's genuine.
Re: kian – I've experienced this. Its true. I took hundreds of pictures of myself from every angle but something just wasn't right about my FACE!! I scheduled an appointment with a plastic surgeon the next day.
If I can't have a button nose I don't want to live
she is hideous and can't even act. slap her with your salami perez!
Re: Kaycee –
So f*ckin what? She's older than your mom! Should we kill every woman who has the gall to age?!! Jesus Christ…the ageism on this site is friggin ridiculous.
back off bitch! leave SJP alone
It hardly seems like an outburst. Seems more like good sense. She's dead right.
I've been afraid to leave my house for months because I fear looking like a lion. Where can I find help?
oh ya and is'nt this the same mag that named lindsey lohan the sexiest !!!! pshhhh please!!!
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Its so increibly sick and fucked-up that women pay any attention to men who make their livings scrutinizing their bodies and faces. who gives a shit what these (probably fat and "fugly") male writers think anyway? Go SJP - oh and yeah, you really should pick a side: make fun of people with too much botox and reconstructive surgery (donate that fucking money) or those who don't resort to the bullshit.
The only reason Maxim has this category is because some editor was pissed that his wife was watching Sex in the City and refusing to put out - SJP is about fashion. She's never been about looking like some some two bit whore whose resume is limited to modeling for NOPI car shows??? Maxim should use that negative energy to make fun of Tom Cruise or they could just go fuck themselves for being so lame.
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I would love to see pictures of all those men who voted, so I could judge just how pretty they are. Actors arn't here to have there apperances judged but theyr tallents. Belive it or not there are all kind of charackters out there who are to be potrayd by "diferent" kind of looking people. I bet the same people who complain about her "uglyness" is the same people who complain about people like paris, denise and pamela being famous. I'm not a fan of Sarah or sex and the city, but or socity is just so messed up and it makes me frusturated.
WHAT ABOUT UGLY ASS RENEE ZELLWEGER?! or whatver her name is..
now that biacth got a severe case of the uglies! permantnanettlsy
I love SJP! she is always fabulous
I love SJP!!!!! Everything about her alludes sexiness, class, style & grace!!! Sarah Jessica Parker is truly one of the most beautiful woman n Hollywood. Rock on..
Of course vapid losers with only dick consciousness would think her "unattractive"…She's much more than a "face" she's a phenomenal sensibility in motion… Losers wouldn't get that, though…
fuck she's ugly, looks like theres no blood in her body…
I love Sarah Jessica Parker! So she doesn't look her greatest in this picture, but there have been plenty of other times where she has looked great! And that ugliest woman in the world survey is a joke, it's probably just a bunch of dumb ass frat guys that took it anyways. They wouldn't know REAL beauty if it bit them in the ass. Good for her for staying true to herself and being a REAL woman!
she's fierce. you arent.
Furthermore, men despise her because she is so inner-directed, she's the absolute manifestation of the very feminist notion that a woman actually can cultivate some sort of self-concept outside of finding her fit in this fucking phallic society.
EAT SOME MOTHERFUCK MEAT!!! stupid hoes
I love Sex and The City but she really is not sexy. She is stylish but she has a weird body a big nose and a horse face. Of course no one is perfect and it's not right to judge but if you are going to place yourself in the public eye you need to be able to take it. I just know that when my husband saw her on TV he was like "eww she is really ugly- she looks like a horse" I think girls like her because she is Carrie Bradshaw but she is not appealing to men.
since when is giving an interview a publicity stunt? furthermore, that seems more like a good answer than a blow up…why wouldn't her publicist pass that around? maybe you're short on stories.
Don't you just love what cigs will do to your skin.
Hope she enjoys them.
OK?? THis is kinda rude… calling he a slut? What is this world coming to?? SJP is beautiful.. she has a great body.. and She is not Trying to be sexy so why are people going out of her way to be so mean????
The way he talks about her kind of pisses me off. Did he come up with that nickname???
Re: KKK –
Uh…..you're a douche.
Her boobs are sooooooooooooo fake. Has anyone seen Girls Just Wanna Have Fun? Tits don't grow after you're 18 unless you put on gobs of weight. And you can't blame it on the kid because she had him well into SATC. Her boobs defy gravity. It's ridic. She also claims she doesn't work out at all. Let's all admit some lies here, people.
She should just EAT SOMETHING.
she is so fucking ugly , she looks liek I witch, fucking whore
Perez, you very well may be SJP's media ho for posting info about the release.
Frankly, the question was rude as hell.
Can you imagine a magazine asking Madonna why, at 50, finds spreading her legs and exposing her crotch, is appropriate considering she's got kids at home who are probably embaressed as hell?
perez….
take a look in the mirror buddy….
and btw you know you will see s.i.t.c movie opening day.
who's the slut now?
Perez you fat and ugly inside but most importantly outside!! Like real talk! You should literally take your blog and bury it along with your body! Sounds like a grand idea = ) Or maybe just never show your face on an actual TV screen! Hope no one is eating when they see you on TV. All that food will most definitely not stay down! Haha!!
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She is not FUGLY Jane, you probably are though. I respect her because she has worked hard to get where she is compared to others. As for ugliest woman? I doubt it. I have seen worse. Versache is worse, Jesus I think it was rigged
mmm granny vagina!
Sarah Jessica is the best. That is an absolute load of horse shit that she's a press whore. Who, in their right mind, would want press on the fact that they had been labelled the Unsexiest woman when they are promoting a movie about being the sexiest women? Not to mention how embarrassing it must have been for her. The men at Maxim are obviously the boring, sleazy kind who aren't interested in interesting beautiful women. For these men to label her the Unsexiest, to me, is in fact an angry hateful act because of what SJP has made a career of. I think all celebrities should boycot that magazine. And let me tell you. Any real woman, would never be interested in any of the men who took part in it.
And finally to Perez. Haha. No seriously, how in god's name do you have the balls to insult ANYONE? Especially someone as beautiful as SJP. I mean. Look at you!
Really. Shut up.
Sarah Jessica, dear, I'm not a man and I do think you are rather unfortunate-looking. Within the society I keep, your type is best kept behind closed doors. Of course you will make yourself lots of money parading yourself on the telly. The telly is today's equivalent of the old circus scene, particularly the freak show.
Two words: Churchill Downs. Just sayin'.
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I think its funny when these people judge her expecting to be like pamela anderson, or something. It's kinda cool that we have at least a few celebs that dont have fake tits and sucked up looking faces from botox. I have respect for SJP for being a great actress. Plus maxim shouldn't judge, they use like 99% photoshop on all the girls that pose half naked just to please men that don't have the respect for women on the magazine. Don't listen to them sarah, keep up the good work!
Since when are we expecting men to be other than appearance driven troglodites? For that reason I agree with Maxim. This designation should include voice, sense of humor, and personality. SJP has a nasal squeaky voice; she is on the other hand very personable. I think somewhere she has lost her sense of humor. I would point out that the most beautiful, supposedly sexy women often are vacant, uneducated divas who couldn't apply a band-aid without assistance. SJP is now even less attractive for her ranting.
she always had that "cave bat" look since she was young. i always thought she was hag-looking. why is she fake mad, she knows what she looks like.
I think she is beautiful! So would it be better to get a nose job fake boobs and botox. That is what makes women horrible looking just look what Meg Ryan did to herself she was gorgeous and couldn't even see it. You go SJP you Rock.
Shut the crap up, Perez! She's a wonderful woman, a terrific actress, and a beautiful mom. Look at you for cripes sake!
She's right… just because she doesn't have a bunch of plastic surgery… she's naturally beautiful, and I think the stupid article is a piece of crap… just like you!
Like the Radiohead/NIN at Lollapalooza post last week, Perez shoots himself in the foot AGAIN! If anyone said something like this about your beloved Madonna, Cher, Kylie or that fat dyke from the Gossip, you'd have their head. And probably eat it. But anyone else is a "slut", "granny", "whore", etc etc. You are a stupid uneducated piece of shit Perez. And once again, people in glass houses….. You are one hideous cockroach. Inside and out.
As you age it is good to put a bit of weight on….this is especially true for women.
i think sjp is one of the most beautiful womem..she dresses great..has beautiful hair and has CLASS something you DO not have..i love her…perez i don't hate you but you are the fat fucking COW..look in the mirror..if it doesn't break…leave sjp ALONE
i never thought she was pretty. why does every1 make a big deal outta the foot lady anyway? ick!!!!!
How sad, as a GAY person, that you would cause other's so much pain.. you should have compassion. I imagine you have gone through much agony in your life with not ever fitting in. I hate how you put SJP down. She is smart, funny and a wonderful person. Please stop focusing so much on physical attributes.. have a heart.
I remember when that poll came out. I felt sick! How can people be so cruel. she is gorgeous and talented and I am so pleased she has said this. She makes a great point about the botox and fake boobs, it appears they are the only things the idiots at maxim look for in a woman. She is brave to say what she has said and to admit how this made her feel. Imagine every person in your life who has rejected you or gave you the once over and said no thanks - then multiply that feeling by 1 million, it is shameful and cruel. I feel for SJP, she is hot, talented, funny, stylish, smart and sexy and I know heaps of people who agree with me.
Well she WAS cute when she was younger….
She is not a great beauty, but she really sparkles on screen and looks fine for her age…..she seems to be a little classier that a lot of the people on these pages too….why are we always knocking people?
On Family Guy, Sex and the City is entitled "Three Old Whores and their Mother." Sarah would be the mother, right? I hope so.
SHUTUP
I love SJP!!!
SEX and the CITY forever
shame on you perez! i was working at a lounge in a certain 5 star resort on the las vegas strip i guess about a week ago and anywahoo- i was FLABBERGASTED when brendan frasier (omg- soooo smokin hot in person!)- grabs a table with his boys outside, and not 10 minutes pass when out strolls SJP and some theatre-fag types, to say hi to brendan, and i tell you, her natural beauty illuminated the entire joint. she was very down to earth and smiley, and was gracious to all her bevy of non-celeb admirers. she looked hot- and not at all like these morbidia meets ms. havisham photos you insist on posting! still love you, mean it. m
your a fucking idiot she is not doing it for publicity but to get her message heard ..because shes right so poo on you!
I think she is beautiful inside and out, she's a good mother, wife!!!! I think it's horrible that there is even a list. It really is disgusting. and ANDY27 you are really disgusting too. This is a post about SJP, go to a gay porn site or go maturbate. Sick!