Milking Her Own Cow
Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker
Ahh…the things celebs do to promote their movies!
Seems like even SJPeePee will resort to some funny business to get our asses into the movie theater.
Remember that 'Unsexiest Woman Alive' poll that Maxim did last October? The one that placed SJP at the top of the list?
Well, looks like PeePee's peeps are using that poll result to get her some free press in this important time period before the Sex and the City movie release.
Here's the set up:
PeePee goes in for a scheduled media interview.
She blows up when the interviewer asks her about the Maxim poll.
Other media sources pick up the story that SJP 'lost' it when she was asked about the Maxim poll.
Yay! She just scored free press!
Case in point. This week, PeePee was interviewed by the British mag Grazia.
Here's how she responded to the OLD Maxim poll:
"Do I have fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest woman in the world? Wow! It's kind of shocking when men… It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger, so it was surprising to me that more people didn't talk about the providence of it, that it's coming from these men. […] It's condemnation, it's insane. I guess you can't please all people. But I played a lot of parts, women that are really interesting and attractive to me. Obviously someone thinks I'm palatable to some degree."
Her 'anger' was then reported by media outlets worldwide.
Funny thing is PeePee's publicist was sending out her Grazia magazine 'outburst' to people around town.
Gotta give her people props for squeezing all they can outta the 'outburst'. Ha.
As we sit here typing this post we accept that we've also been sucked into SJP's whoring game.
Slut!
We just received a comment from SJP's publicist. Here's what she had to say:
"I will look into it but I am sure you would want to report accurate information and not repeat inaccurate info. I have never spoken with anyone about the issue you are refering to and most certainly have not contacted anyone to proliferate it."
[Image via WENN.]




She is not aging very well. She is too thin I think.
I think that's terrible that the media has made her feel this way and made her have to defend herself (and her personal appearance) like this. She is so talented and perhaps not a sex symbol like many others but still she is great. She's not a fake person, she's real and living her life. And she provided great entertainment to many of us during SATC. Why does she have to be slammed and criticized?
It sucks that everyone calls a man more handsome as he ages yet when a woman gets older people cut her down. I think it's great that she hasn't had botox and that she has her own unique style and identity. She shouldn't have to deal with polls calling her the most unsexy woman…that would make anyone angry!!
Oh please there is a lot worse.
SHe's BEAUTIFUL.
While I do not believe she is the worlds amzing beauty, I am not about to sit here and rip anyone apart. I believe that if anyone believes they have the room to talk, they should submit their pictures and allow everyone to take a poll. Game on!
The face, back of hands, face and chicken neck, tells it all. The years have not been good to her.
I think the fact that a magazine has a list of most "unnattractive people" is absolutely ridiculous. Regardless of how you measure attractiveness, slapping someone at the top of a list like that is ruthless and unhuman. Who gives a shit if she did it for "free press". I'd be pissed off, too.
look i love sjp and i loved her show sex and the city. i have the whole set and i watch it all the time. for some reason it always makes me feel better after a bad day. I think she is so cute and tiny. I can't tell u how many times i watched her on that show and thought damn i wish my body was like that. She is adorable and she can wear anything and pull it off. I just hope when i am her age i look as good not saying she is old but i'm 23 so ya and that pic of her is a bad pic it don't really even look like her she is glamorous and i love her
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SJP is a positive role model to all women. During the show Sex and the City she was the ONLY one that did not go topless for the camera. Not saying that it's wrong to do so, but it shows that she has self-respect and that she does not have to strip to have the main role on one of the most popular shows on tv. I do not think that she is the prettiest thing out there but her personality makes her beautiful person. And she IS like in her 40's!!! Give her a break. She has had no surgeries/botox and still looks better than the average 40-somethings out there!!!
Re: jessica – i totally agree with you!!! I always watch Sex and the City when I am feeling down. It makes me feel so much better!!! She is glamorous!!!
She's 43 years old…and hasn't lowered herself to plastic surgery like other women with acting careers have…I guess other people can't accept natural aging in the industry and that my friend is sad!
her face looks like a horse 'n a foot had sex. her body is nice… and she's a good actress.. how's that for an unbiased opinion??
perez why are you so mean to her? she is one of the nicest celebrities. pick on someone stupid…not one of the few respectable people left in hollywood.
she's really ugly here.and OLD !!!!!! she's trying toooo hard to look young and fresh or sexy…. she's NOT. She's a horse face.Ugly.stay home.retire.make perfumes or something else.
LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL, TALETED, NATURAL WOMEN. We are all responsible for the image issues women have. Look at her on Sex And The City, who did not love her. For once, stand up for another HUMAN. I am sure the magazines would have a MILLION things to say about ALL OF YOU! For one minute, stop and think about it.
yes! perez because your the most attractive person in the world right?
i mean come on, how can you hate SJP? and call her a slut ? because you sit behind your computer laptop and type insults about other people to make yourself feel less insecure. i mean its SJP ! gotta love her.
i think sarah jessica parker is on of the prettiest woman alive. I dont know what maxim is talking about. Just because she doesnt pose half naked and inject botax into her face regularly doesnt mean shes the worlds ugliest person. It means she likes who she is! it means shes comfortable with herself! it means she respects herself! i hope she doesnt let any of these horribly mean comments get to her head, because the girl is GORGEOUS, and i know at least 30 million woman who would kill to trade places with her, and 30 million men who would do her. Maxim is extremely rude. And she has every right in the world to get upset over that.
Gawd she looks older than my grandmother. Put on some weight for petesake - skeletal is not flattering.
Every woman ,girl, grandma,and big queen love SJP…NYC LOVES YOU!!!!! And so do those two men in your life who actually MATTER.. Husband and son..You have it all girl…Fuck um !!…….Big Kiss all over your beautiful face.. lisa
She is SO nasty…I just don't know what people like about her! She is right that looks are not everything…Thank God for that…but she acts like she believes she is beautiful! Maybe the beauty is within and we just don't get to see it!
Re: porodika – The woman is not all that! I watched Sex in the City for the OTHER 3 characters! Her head is so damn swollen with ego!
Carrie was a whiny bitch who NEEDED the Russian to slap her!
I think SJP is so damn skinny because Perez ate all her food!
Not only is her hubby Matt gay, did you know he is a murderer?!? Yuppers. Him & his gf at the time (think it was Jennifer Grey) were overseas and had a car wreck & killed a lady & her daughter - Matt got a broken leg, I think.
Google it…
I love her..she has a beautiful body…is so much better looking than those frozen face old women pictured at the parties for "charity" in the pages of Vogue, VF, etc….
I love her…Imagine yourself being put to those standards…and not to diss Shannon Elizabeth..but is she NEARLY that much better looking? She is nowhere as interesting!!!!
People…QUIT putting down everyone…yeah, maybe it makes YOU feel better, but does it??
I love you SJP…doubt you will read this, but you are an inspiration!!
Cheers, Kiley S Portland, OR
Perez,
You can eat it, snox it, beat it, and sit on it. Don't EVER talk about Miss SJP in that way!!!!! >:-/
i love her
shut up perez
it's not necessary to have a strong opinion one way or another about every news item that you report
I DONT THINK SHE IS THE BEST LOOKING FEMALE IN THE WORLD…BUT SHES DEFINTLY NOT THE WORST…I CANT BELIEVE THAT PEREZ IS DISSING HER SO MUCH…HER CHARACTER IN SEX IN THE CITY..IS THE BEST CHARACTER THAT TV HAS EVER SEEN…AND SHE DEFENITLY LOOKS GOOD ON THE SHOW…HER FILM WILL DO WELL NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE ITS SEX AND THE CITY….I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE FILM…LUV THE TV SHOW…AND I LOVE READING PEREZ…BUT I DISAGREE WITH U THIS TIME
There is Nothing Un Attractive about this women. SHe is a delight as Carrie and a real wife and a mother. You betta check uSelf Perez, whas w all th e hatin g? SJP YOU ARE GORGEOUS! But All this saying u ain't migh tbe a super ingenious stupid media thang>thanx Ashton now I don't believe w everything, and it used to b so much fun P
I wouldn't exactly call that an "Outburst", more like an answer.
This woman is so unbelievably unattractive, that with all the makeup available to her, all the stylists available to her, the guidance, every time there is a picture of her I can't quite make myself look at it straight on, I want to see it with my left eye half open, with my right eye half open, both eyes closed, looking to the left, then looking to the right. I mean: It's like I want to give the photo all the opportunities, and…the only thing comparable is when Rumer Willis used to look so incomprehensibly unattractive herself. You just don't want to look at the picture, period. (I should just about now take my mental health medicine.)
Actually I think women were her judges. Who does she think her audience is? Men? Women like her but also don't think she's attractive.
re; ANDY
GROW UP DEAR. WHY DO YOU THINK WE GIVE A FUCK????????
re LAURA
YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!
Like New York city… SARAH JESSICA PARKER, yesterday, today and tomorrow!
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Re: MamaSays – - Wow! Way to call it! You are awesome!
She's right- who gives a crap what a poll like that says? She looks like a normal woman her age who's not surgically enhanced all to hell. What about older beautiful women like Meryl Streep and Glenn Close? Stupid polls like that are one reason girls have low self esteem and feel they need to look like cookie-cutter mannequins to be attractive. Go Sarah!
P.S.- She is a down-to earth girl- I saw her on the subway twice!
Sorry, love, but did you even read that Grazia magazine? She did not 'blow up' or get angry in any way… in fact she was just a little upset about it, didn't say much, and the interview moved on.
When are they gonna do the ugliest, most overweight blogger in the world poll?
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she's sweet and talented, but unfortunately if she want to keep working in front of the camera she definitely needs to have some major work done. lighting and camera angles can only do so much.
… was faked or not, what she said was true and meaningful–for all women. Also, Perez, you of all people should know about "whoring game(s)", since you're the queen of that particular sport.
Calling her a 'slut' is pretty much in the exact same vein as the chauvinist 'Unsexiest Woman' poll. Why do boys waste so much energy expressing their dislike of SJP?? It's bewildering.
Love the Perez site, hate to see all of the base comments from uneducated, lonely, sad and negative people (and that includes Perez sometimes). SJP is a talented, hardworking, focused hollywood talent, and yes, a very beautiful woman. I think it is refreshing that the press she receives is based on her accomplishments and not based on re-hab stays like so many other celebrities. Maxim is a dying and useless piece of garbage and will be long gone when SJP is still being successful.
Don't you have a brain? She looks great for a woman of her age, and good for her for refusing to be a Barbie. How come if she points out how cruel people are to her, she's a whore or a slut? Maybe she's just intelligent. And you're not.
I think she's on the money. Who gives a rat's ass if most of the men in the world don't think she's attractive. She is who she is! It is brutal and mean that you're bitching on her. I mean if the woman grows old and doesn't "alter" herself then she's labeled ugly. JSP seems to be a very nice person - she used to be poor and she has been quoted as being very appreciative of her success. I don't think it's whoring for attention - I think her statements are true and have nothing to do with free press.
she just made one of the most insightful statements from a celebrity in a very long time, why shouldn't she take credit for actually having brains and an analytical view at the ideals of (chauvinist biased) media? at last somebody who doesn't cave to the pressure of the celebrity sickness.
Try actuelly thinking about something more than how people look and how all other medias are responding to "scandals".
she's ugly from head to toe………why would a woman with such horrible legs parade around in mini skirts? why would such a fugly female even want to be on film?
delusional…………..that's my guess………..or blind…..
There are tons of women out there who are more "unsexy" and repulsive than her, but they will never be in a movie so nobody can criticize them. I agree with her, she is palatable …but having said that,… she should at least have the mole
removed. It's not necessary to get implants or botox…but the mole should go !
Last time I checked she was an "actress" not a model….there is absolutely nothing wrong with her looks and she is an amazing talent
Yep of course men have to take a naturally beautiful women and put her down because she doesn't have fake ass big tits and big lips. i think its disgusting that men can acutally sit here and judge someone and say their the most unattractive women in the world….WHATEVER its bull shit SJP you are a naturally beautiful women and it don't matter what any man says your an awesome actress and your kindness and personallity shows through…..
Sorry, but I think you're an a-hole, Perez. Anyone who watched Sex and the City knows that SJP doesnt need any help getting press for the movie. She's not a media whore like you. Maxim sucks. Its basically a magazine for high school boys written by guys who havent grown out of their high school immaturity. Grow up losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not cool to rip women apart. It's really dumb.
Yeah, she's definitely heinous looking. And so's that old man who plays "Mr. Big". He's fucking ugly too.
She's not ugly! She's great!
Good for her! She should speak out about this. We have enough media pressure as is to look a certain way, making a poll is just juvenile.
PEREZ YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TYPICAL RUDE, CRUDE, WHITE-JEALOUS LATIN JA. GO BLOW A DOG.
Mabey if she ate something…….
SJP is a strong, unique, beautiful woman and so are the other women on that list- they defy traditional femininity, and that list is SEXIST like most media. Perez, stop being sexist! Shame on you for labeling her slut.
The same men who say things like this are the same men who cringe at George Clooney soundbites… They're jealous, meager men who feel so immensely threatened by another man's self-belief that they have to somehow compensate for this short-coming, their own weakness and lack of self-esteem, by lashing out at women, who they undoubtedly believe the weaker, inferior sex… Pronouncing SJP unsexy is the equivalent of ripping a George Clooney quote to shreds…The former just seems so tangible…And, so they lash out. SJP is MANY MANY things and yes, certainly SEXY too…but with such a brain and self-presentation, who even has to mention her physical attributes?
Why do you hate SJP so much?????? I think she's fabulous!! you just jealous
Well, don't want to be mean, but she really is very ugly. Cannot for the life of me understand why she doesn't have that damn wart removed off her chin. YUCK!!!!
Perez, I love you, but why do you have to be hating on Sarah Jessica? Sex and the City was AMAZING and ground breaking! The best show EVER! and I dont need a publicity stunt to watch it. Im going no matter what!
Who the h*ll are the frat boys who decided such a list was pertinent? Yeah.
Hey, Maxim, time to plan your annual toga party and Sadie Hawkins kegger.
That's obviously a terrible photo and completely unfair to her. It's the only one I've seen with that kind of look/lighting/facial expression. Find a few more shots comparable to those, like that unflattering, and then maybe I'll agree. For now I think she's great, and Maxim just likes stirring the pot, which it did well and successfully. I think she's beautiful, just not in the conventional, Botox/lip collagen/tanning bed obsessed Maxim covergirl way.
she is FABULOUS SATC was and still is the greatest show EVER she is amazing so i am really pissed about that article..
her face looks like a foot
sjp we love you! and perez had to put the most unflattering photo of you up just to be an asshole!!! i just so happen to find you refreshingly pretty and youthfull. every asshole writing these horrible comments is probably watching satc right now! i don't understand why any women in her right mind would even pose for maxim magezine! the way they objectify women! and women are pumping there faces full of chemicals because of these polls! and certain women are just as guilty of spreading such hate! shame on women who write for such disgusting magezines. i would rather my bf read playboy every week than maxim, or other similar magezines, once a year!
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I hear she is a racist white person too.
Re: chris –
Who told you she was a racist?
hey leave her alone i heart SJP.. loved SATC!! i would expet you would adore her as well! fun fashion sense and she actually is talented!!
She will be 43 tomorrow. Looking way too old for all the money she has, to keep herself up. What happened, too old, too soon…
SJP is a groundbreaking, exciting and exceptionally lovely artist.
how can you not LOVE her? she's the best.
I'd hardly call that an "outburst" - it's an honest and intelligent response to the question. Of course her publicist is going to spread her response, and kudos to her for not being apologetic about not fitting the mold.
she looks like gary oldham in that vampire movie
SJP looks like she's up for the JOAN CRAWFORD CRAZY BITCH awards. What is up with that 68 hairstyle….even crawford looked crazy with it!
Yeah, I've always thought the broad was ugly as shit. This why I refused to watch Sex in The City.
she's a butter face!
gash. she's so ugly
she has class and style…leave her alone
i believe that this is a very biased article on SJP. i admire and respect her for standing up for herself. it was righteous of her to break this standard that America sets for the women in the country, whether it be celebrities or not.
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OK that pic is yuck but i think she is beautiful and jesus don't the best looking bunch of us still look rough some days ? Stop the bitching