Jesus Would Not Approve!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
Police were just called to North Prong Cemetery Church in Baker County, Florida, to investigate a 'suspicious' person report.
When they arrived they found Crystal Ann Rowland, 24, hiding behind the pulpit. They also found Matthew Thomas Pearce, 28, hiding beneath a crawl space under the church. Both were naked.
The couple allegedly broke into the church so they could have sex on the altar!!
How sacrilegious!
When cops arrived, they found the church doors had been busted opened. When they entered, they found undergarments on the floor.
According to reports, Matthew told the cops that they had been drinking and it was Crystal who wanted a "spiritual and sexual experience."
Deputies reported that Crystal broke into the church, and both were charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and damage to property.
At least he didn't ejaculate on some random person in a store or on an airplane!
On a side note: while researching these two troublemakers, we happened to stumble across some interesting information regarding Matthew. Turns out he has a criminal record.
He's a CHILD MOLESTER!!!
According to the Florida Sexual Offender website, Matthew was arrested in 2002 for "Lewd or lascivious molestation victim 12-15 years old."
Eww. He should be sent back to jail! Like NOW.
#55 - Just Saying
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Add "Destiny," "Tiffany," and the freakin' heaven spelled backward "Neveah" to the list of drunken mama trailer trash names. As soon as you hear the names you can just imagine some skinny, yellow toothed, lanky blonde haired little trailer skank.
Don't even get me started on the ghetto LaShondas and Teniquas.
NAME THE KID MARY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
OMFG HE LOOKS LIKE KEVIN FEDERLINE!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This just made ma day lmfaooo
whats with all these crack heads from florida???
omfg he looks like kevin federline hahahaha
wow diz just made ma daii
thanks perezels!!
Holy crazy eye!
WHITE TRASH!!!!
I don't think the good lord would mind, she was calling his name the whole time!
YOU KNOW WHAT PEREZ???…YOU'RE FUNNY MOST OF THE TIME…BUT HOW YOU SENSATIONALIZED THIS POOR GUY'S PAST IS WAY OUT OF LINE. LISTEN UP YOU FAT FUCKTARD…FIRST OF ALL THE GUY WAS ALL OF 21 OR 22 AT THE TIME IN QUESTION AND THE MINOR GIRL…OR GUY….YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY…WAS IN THE 12 TO 15 YEAR OLD CATAGORY…AND YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF 12-15'S WHO LOOK 21-29. BACK WHEN YOU WERE A METH ADDICT, YOU ROTUND BLOB,…I'LL BET YOU PICKED UP SEVERAL STREET HUSTLERS IN THIS AGE BRACKET…SO I HOPE KARMA BITES YOUR GARGANTUAN ASS FOR WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE TO THIS POOR GUY…WHO SIMPLY WANTED TO FUCK IN A LOUSY PISSASS CHURCH !!!!
Re: I LOVE PEREZ – OH PLEASE…FUCK OFF YOU KRISTIAN ,BABY HAY SOOOS LOVIN, GOON…I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD GRAB THEIR SQUEEZES AND GO FUCK IN A KRISTIAN CHURCH…SHIT…WHY NOT…THOSE SO CALLED HOUSES OF WORSHIP…MORE LIKE HOUSES OF HATE…AREN'T GOOD FOR ANYTHING ELSE.
The flash only showing in one eye can be a fatal condition called retinal blastoma. He should get that checked. Comes from a tumor. Hmmm
Why do you care about this Perez ? Why are you judging these people? Law enforcement will do what needs to be done. And don't forget, you are Perez Hilton, cum-stain artist who would have splattered cum over a thousand altars to get attention in your early days. Maybe you are changing your attitude about things but sacreligious ? You don't really have the right to say that.
Re: RADICAL QUEEN – RADICAL QUEEN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??? IT JUST HASN'T BEEN THE SAME AROUND HERE. AS ALWAYS YOU'RE "SPOT ON" WITH YOUR ASTOUNDING ASSESSMENT OF THIS SITUATION. I MEAN, REALLY! IF MORE JIZZ SPOTS WERE LEFT IN CHURCH PEWS AND LESS PREACHING WENT ON, WELL AS DEAR MARTHA WOULD SAY IT WOULD BE "A GOOD THING!" OH YES, ONLY THEN WOULD THE SHEEPLE STAND A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE OF ACHIEVING TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT!!! HONEY THAT BOOK IS POISON! SERIOUSLY IF SOMEONE WANTS TO PICK IT UP AT THE LIBRARY IT SHOULD BE PLACED EITHER IN SCIENCE FICTION OR HORROR–OR BETTER YET, ONE SHOULD HAVE TO GO TO THE LIBRARIAN'S OFFICE TO CHECK OUT A COPY, TO PREVENT DEVELOPING MINDS FROM BEING CORRUPTED AND IN MOST CASES PERMANENTLY DAMAGED, AS WE CAN SEE FROM MANY OF THE RELIGIOUS VEGETABLE BINS WE FIND OURSELVES EXPOSED TO SO OFTEN ON PEREZ! TOODLES, DEAREST ONE!!!
Eww, but his eye is really sexy.
What IS this shit? I came here for celebrity gossip, and once again, you've posted some mugshots from the shallow end of the gene pool. You've got some twisted views on religion and sexuality, Mario.
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Judge not, lest you be judged, you cum funnel.
so?
Whats the deal with the eye???? I thought it was just the picture but its in the other one also!
um……seriously they look like they're related -they've the exact same nose - am i stupid to be surprised by this??????!!!
These fools are clearly on more than alcohol.
well judging by his photo…the guy needs to get his butt to a doctor pronto just based on how his one eye comes out in photographs. That is a tell tale sign of either cancer or a brain tumor.
he's so hot, and he's a child molester too
wish he could be here right now
12-15 is hardly a child these days. 12-15 year olds are having sex, don't be so naive. you don't know the facts of the case, all we know was that he was formally charged at age 22. so leave it at that and don't be so quick to label someone a child molester.
Re: MYRIAM C WEBSTER – WHY MYRIAM…SO GLAD TO FIND YOU HERE TOO…SORRY I'VE BEEN AWAY…BUT DUTY CALLED AND I RESPONDED, BUT I'M BACK AND READY TO RUMBLE SO TO SPEAK…AS TO THAT THIRD RATE HISTORICAL…MORE LIKE HYSTERICAL… NOVEL, THAT BABY HAY SOOOS LOVERS THINK IS THE DIRECT WORD OF GOD…(PLEASE !!! GOD IS DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS AND NOTHING MORE)…I HAVE FOUND A GOOD USE FOR THE COPIES THOSE PAPER WASTING IDIOTIC GIDION'S LEAVE IN HOTEL ROOMS…TEAR UM APART PAGE BY PAGE AND THEY'RE NOT BAD AS TOILET PAPER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who are these people and why the fuck are you writing about them? I bet Perez is a child molester or will be one when he's older, he's creepy and seems to like those boy bands a bit too much
Ok i have one question:
What the hell is up with his right eye?
he's cute, i'd totally do him in a church, give a new meaning to the "mile high club" he should have blown his load all over jesus!! lol that would be funny for the priest to find!! The priest would probably lick it up! most of them are child molesters themselves and would jump at the chance of a free cum lick
Re: RADICAL QUEEN –
OR HAVE YOU TRIED RECYCLING THEM INTO DURAFLAME LOGS FOR THOSE COLD WINTER NIGHTS?
SNAP,
CRACKLE,
POP,
DARLING!
lol omg you guys that think this guy has cancer cause his eye is red are fucking stupid! it's red eye dumb ass's , its from the flash on the camera, fuck you're dumb…
Re: melt – and your a CUNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
the people who are saying the flash in the eye could be cancer are not stupid- if you look at his picture in the sex offender registry, the flash is there too. and it is actually a sign of a tumor.
Re: javajunkie – LISTEN HERE JIZZ JUNKIE, I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER AND I'VE NEVER SEEN RED-EYE LIKE THAT!
i don't care WHAT folks are saying about the guy in the mugshot.
he is CUTE. even with that terminator eye he's sporting.
omg
im so sick of the bullshit that comes from florida…my state
grosses me out
ooooh he looks like hot white trash…..he can molest me anytime!
I had sex in a church for my first time. Bwhahaha. But we didn't get caught…suckers!
That is so hot!
ugh….why does florida have to have sooo many dumbasses in it..
i hate living here
I DON'T GET IT PEREZ….WHAT IS YOUR NEW FOUND FASCINATION WITH WHITE TRASH LAW BREAKERS? BESIDES THAT YOU SAID PATTI LABELLE WAS BEYONCE AND JOAN COLLINS WAS CATHERINE ZETA JONES! AS WANDA SYKES WOULD SAY…GET IT TOGETHER BABY!
Re: gabe –
and a bare back too
They are going to hell because they are some sick fucks
it's always in Florida… Central Florida. Always freaky, gross, weird things out of there… Midwest too. Not just some ”random” criminal things, but macob f**** up things. yuck.
Re: ROBERT – HEY SHITWAD…TELL IT TO YOUR PRIEST WHILE HE DIDDLES YOUR DICK…THERE IS NO HELL OR HEAVEN, JUST HELLACIOUSLY OBNOXIOUS SELF RIGHTEOUS TRASH LIKE YOU !!!!! HEY I'LL BET YOU JACKOFF TO NAKED PICTURES OF BABY HAY SOOOS !
Re: MYRIAM C WEBSTER – WHAT A YUMMY IDEA…TOO BAD IT'S TOO LATE FOR FIRES HERE IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS…I'D RUN OUT AND RAID A FEW HOTELS FOR FIREWOOD RIGHT NOW !
doesn't that guy look a little k-fed??..!…eyes, and chin
You realize he wouldn't have blogged about this at all had it been directed at Muslims.
That's the irony of this site.
Christians merely condemn the practice of same-sex sex, in Muslim nations they give homosexuals the death penalty…
Oh, you're ever so courageous, Perez…
wanna laugh?
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Re: GOD / DOG/ DOG/ GOD –
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"Tell it to your priest while he diddles your dick!"
PRICELESS!
ROTGDFLMGDAO!
WOOF WOOF, BITCHES!!!
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I fucked my boyfriend on an alter, it was fun. Did I meantion I'm a guy too
that's sick.
on a lighter note, i'm glad you spelled "sacrilegious" correctly
Re: Cheese – WHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAA! That was cooooolll!
Re: I LOVE PEREZ –
HaHaHa I really hope he does appear "to smite us all" then I could actually say he existed
Have a nice day
im not even christian but these people are repulsive
how can they disrespect a place of worship like that
That's disgusting. The guy needs to be checked for Retinoblastoma-an eye cancer.
Isn't that one glowing eye a sign of eye cancer? That's how Tylo Hunter found out her daughter had it. Something to do with a full glowing eye in pics.
Wow, this is why sex offender websites can be such a terrible thing. No one has any idea what the crime was that he committed, yet he's being called a child molester. In many states, including Florida, statutory rape is considered a sex offense for these websites. People who have sex with their underage significant others get caught, then are subjected to public humiliation for the rest of their lives. 2002, he was 21 or 22. That means he could have had a 15-year-old girlfriend whose parents didn't like the fact that their baby was sleeping with an older guy. Kind of gross? Yes. Child molester? No.
Maybe he is a pedophile and he committed some horrible crime. The point is that we don't know. We all should be sure to read up on the qualification necessary to be put on these websites before we go judging people for being on them.
And, to be clear, I am not on one of these websites nor have I ever known anyone who has been on one personally. I am, however, an informed adult who is committed to social justice for ALL people–not just those who keep their noses clean, as it were.
You can tell he's a child molester ’cause he's got the wonky eye. Special message for #2: You're a sphincter sucking douchebag.
Would do the same thing if he was banging my puss!!!
LOL, the sex offender site says he has tattoos of crosses, too.
Somethings just shouldn't be done. Sex in a church is one of them.
God bless AMUUUURKA!!!
omg perez, you have hit an all time low "reporting" on this things. you are just a gossip-hungry, pathetic excuse of a person and seem to get off in other people's wrongs, bc you are apparently so effin right yourself.
seriously, you disgust me. i am not reading your blog from this day forward.
nasty, but hilarious at the same time (NOT THE MOLESTING KIDS PART). he is super cute, ya i know besides the point!!
he IS american so what do you expect? child molesters are EVERYWHERE in the states. fucking dirty bastards.
It's JACK & DIANE!!!
you are basically chasing people out of town with burning torches and pitch-forks. insane insane bigotry. just blatant shaming.
This guy needs to be checked for a very rare but deadly form of eye cancer. It shows up due to the flash of the camera.
It proves once again, that all the NUTS roll down to Florida.
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Re: GOD IS NOTHING MORE THAN DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS – YOU DISGUST ME. ALL I CAN DO IS LAUGH AT YOUR COMMENT.. YOUR DAY WILL COME AND WHEN IT DOES YOULL BE THINKING OF THIS. I PRAY FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. YOU NEED THE PRAYERS
perez why would you even give people like this any type of publicity?!?!?! someone who would disgrace the Lord and His house like that does not deserve any publicity! you must be getting out of the "loop" of celebrity info. if you are having to post low life scum! but then again what are you?
I think he already is being punished…The photo of his eye catching the light is an indicator of eye cancer…..We can only wait and see…..
Perez is saying that sex in a church is sacreligous, but yet he's a fag and that's ok? The bible says not to lie with othermen Perez, ya fag.
ewwwwwwww
i can't believe they have sex in church!!!
OMG that MATTHEW got me to let him FUCK ME the SAME WAY! Damn, I am sooooo stupid sometimes. Gawd.
Re: I LOVE PEREZ – OMG that MATTHEW got me to let him FUCK ME the SAME WAY! Damn, I am sooooo stupid sometimes. Gawd. I know, I tink I see a reflection OF SATAN in his eye (or is that JOYCE DeWITT)
Did I mention the GLORY HOLE in the RECTUMory???
Dang..someone beat me to this idea. Ah well God doesn;t exist
OMG! he's so hot, is he coming out with a album, if so i'm buying it.
That seems only fair. Most churches are fucking their congregations big time anyway!
Re: ryry –
I agree Perez is a fag…but mabey that guy is Low life scum…if perez even got the right guy. I would fuck that chick in a church…i bet she's insane in bed.. Finger banging her while you fuck her in the ass kinda stuff…with a dildo on the wall for her to suck on. That kinda crazy BTW Ladies email mattr15@hotmail.com if you want some DP action!
SOUNDS LIKE JOHN HOCK!!
I didn't read the other comments, but, if he was in jail on 3/7 how did he get out to this absurd act? Get these sick people off of the streets please!
OMG I thought of you as soon as I read this!!!
Re: I LOVE PEREZ – GOD'S AN EMPTY PROMISE THAT'S NEVER GOING TO BE REALIZED! IT'S ALL A LOAD OF BULLSHIT!
Re: tony – IT'S NOT SACRILEGIOUS, IT'S NOT BLASPHEMOUS. A CHURCH IS A WHOREHOUSE WHERE THE CLERGY RAPES THE PARISHIONERS FOR CASH! AND GOD'S A FAKE PIECE OF DRIED UP ARCHAIC SHIT! TOO BAD IT STILL STINKS UP THE PLACE!
I've had sex behind a pulpit. And I'm a Christian. lol God doesn't care about that shit, IMHO. He cares about the killing and greed in this world. Sex is love, IMHO, He doesn't give a shit about that crap!
Who the hell are these people? Who cares, they are trash.
oh shit it's the fucken Terminator. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Red eye.
WOW, Dude has the terminator eye…
now he can get his ass pounded in prison
Please be careful of calling someone a child molester. It was statutory rape. The kid was his younger girlfriend and he wasn't much older then her. Hopefully you did not outrage a person that will end up murdering this guy. You may have blood on your hands. By the way real child molesters need to be shot.
Yeah, he should be sent immediately to jail cuz he looks like the devil with one red eye.
he's kind of hot. He need bail money? I could use him as a houseboy for a week.
Is he K-Fed or a picture of what britney spears baby will look like in twenty years.
Statutory rape is not child molestation, and the witch hunters who say it is, no exceptions, have issues of their own they're trying not to deal with. Easier to focus on the molesters who should burn eternally in a lake of fire. No matter what you've ever done, you can at least say you're not as bad as THAT guy, right?
Sex with a teenager may be illegal and ill-advised and even creepy, but it is not monstrous or unnatural. Hell, it's common.
Its always in Florida.
I should have slayed his ass a looong time ago. Ole' Belzebub. I:-(
"The wages of sin is death." IN my mercy, I still love you.
Pediatricians use special cameras with flashes to check children's eyes for abnormalities. When one eye is reflecting and the other one isn't, something is wrong. He needs to get that checked out pronto, he could have a tumor.
that's fucking digusting… she's an ugly dumb slag and he's a fucking child molestor… good going, wankers.. i hate some people…
IN FLORIDA GOOD LUCK. CORUPTION IN THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM AIMED AGAINST WOMEN. LEE COUNTY FLORIDA IS ONE OF THE TOP COUNTYS TO LIVE IN IF YOU WANT TO ENGAGE IN THIS BEHAVIOUR, OR BEAT THE HELL OUT OFF YOUR WOMEN(OR WOMAN LOL)…