Jesus Would Not Approve!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
Police were just called to North Prong Cemetery Church in Baker County, Florida, to investigate a 'suspicious' person report.
When they arrived they found Crystal Ann Rowland, 24, hiding behind the pulpit. They also found Matthew Thomas Pearce, 28, hiding beneath a crawl space under the church. Both were naked.
The couple allegedly broke into the church so they could have sex on the altar!!
How sacrilegious!
When cops arrived, they found the church doors had been busted opened. When they entered, they found undergarments on the floor.
According to reports, Matthew told the cops that they had been drinking and it was Crystal who wanted a "spiritual and sexual experience."
Deputies reported that Crystal broke into the church, and both were charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and damage to property.
At least he didn't ejaculate on some random person in a store or on an airplane!
On a side note: while researching these two troublemakers, we happened to stumble across some interesting information regarding Matthew. Turns out he has a criminal record.
He's a CHILD MOLESTER!!!
According to the Florida Sexual Offender website, Matthew was arrested in 2002 for "Lewd or lascivious molestation victim 12-15 years old."
Eww. He should be sent back to jail! Like NOW.
Looking at his picture I would suggest he sees a Doctor and quick. His right eye suggests he may have a tumor.
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Hmm….both were drunk, broke into a church because the girl wanted a "spiritual and sexual experience", have sex in the church, get caught, and OH! the boyfriend is a child molester.
…….and they say homosexuals are going to hell and aren't equipped to raise children.
Asswipes.
his eyeball is disgusting. they're such WT.
Once my best friend and her boyfrined had sex in a church when we were in high school. I'm not religious but for some reason I was deeply offended.
He's hot. And fuck the church. It's not like the priest hasn't fucked in there.
Arrested doesn't equal convicted, Perez. Pretty irresponsible to call this guy a child molester if he hasn't actually been convicted of anything to do with that.
HE SHOULD HAVE THAT EYE CHECKED OUT, IT COULD BE CANCEROUS
EWW! She was in my class! She's slimmed up a lot, but I think this will make the reunions a bit more fun!
WTF is up with that guys eye???
THANKS FOR OUTING CHILD MOLESTERS - THEY SHOULD ALL DIE! I'LL NOW FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING SO MEAN TO SJP. REALLY, THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER CELEBS MORE WORTHY OF YOUR IRE.
Perez, before you make comments about the fact he is a child molester you should consider you don't know the facts in the case. If he was 22 and she was 15 and they were both having consensual sex and someone found out, despite anything the woman says, he would still be charged and have an unjust criminal record for the rest of his life. And even worse be labled a sex offender. This is a serious issue that should be addressed. You would be suprised at the amount of 'sex offenders' there are that are actually having consensual sex while in a loving healthy relationship. Maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt until otherwise informed.
The idiot should have known that only Catholic priests are allowed to fuck on the altar!
THATS DANGEROUS WHAT IF A PRIEST WAS AROUND
THEY COULD HAVE BEEN VIOLATED
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holy cyber eyes on bof of em!
Good job Perez on getting the truth about this guy! Everyone should Know the truth about sick people like this guy! I hae a 15 year old daughter. The more of these people that put away, the better! I hope he gets his in jail!!!!!!!!
This is as sick and disturbing as the girl in the advertising (on the right of the screen) with the cow tits on her chest.
S_I_C_K and P_E_R_V_E_R_T_E_D !!!!
EWW!
My great grandmother and other family members are buried at North Prong .I hope they haunt them for the rest of their lives.
fucking sickos when you did do you want me to come and fuck in your church fucking sick and your a child molester burn in hell fucking trailer trash
oh my GOD! is all i have to say…………and fuck you white pride bullshit…you are ignorant and if I slice your chest open you look the same as everybody else….lets try it shall we????????Fucker!
Thats sounds like Baker County, alright.
These nasty hillbillies don't care about child molesting! 12-15 is old for them. That fugly female would never believe it! You should have checked out her criminal record also.
THATS HOT!!!
Sex offenders need love too asshole!
No.
Jesus would not approve of this shit!
What the hell has happened to the world?!?!
Dont worry about him going back to jail the camera appears to have picked up a retinablastoma - prob not long left in this world
back to jail? maybe- but actually, they should both go straight to Hell right now instead.
HAHAHAHAHA I love it when IGNORANT BREEDERS acts like they are so fucking pure and innocent ,like they can't do nothing wrong and their fucking lives are perferct and they are better than everybody else and things like this happen ,and usually breeders are the ones throwing fetus in the garbage or simply neglecting their own offspring,
so fucking PATHETIC. The only thing that I really find so funny about this is they disrespected the church also which they fucking deserved it too but ultimately they are TYPICAL ASSHOLE BREEDERS which I can't stand.
that's hot. I'd want to have sex at the altar too.
They tried to have a little sneak sex in a spiritual place, and got caught.
Bible belters should try a little forgiveness and a chuckle. Gawd.
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Perez, you can hardly confirm he's a "child" molester if he was arrested in 2002… he would have been about 22 years old, right? And if his "victim" was 15, well, back when I was 15 years old we just called that having a mature boyfriend. I'm a woman and I hate the thought of little kids being abused in any way, but I think our society has gone overboard on the sex crime thing. when i was 15, I used to make passes at men in their 30s. No one over the age of 19 ever accepted but if they had, I promise you I would not be in therapy for it thirty years later. Some teenage girls are just horndogs, like I was. And now we're putting 18 year old men in jail for sex with their 16 year old girlfriends, and listing them on the internet as child molesters and sex criminals! it's just stoopid.
I used to be an altar boy and me and my friend gave each other a blow job right in front of the altar .We made sure the priest didn't see us because he will be very upset and jealous . Everyone knows that he likes young boys and when he sees two boys being friendly to each other he punishes them and make the boys mop the whole entire convent and even the whole church .He was such a cunt of a priest . but me and my boy was always careful but we always fooled around in front of n altar while Jesus Christ statue are stating at us with such envy in his eyes. Oh good times ,I always knew I likes boys at a very young age, it felt so natural like the desire and attraction are so real .
I'D LET HIM DO ME… OOOO YEAH BABEY
I'd Do Him!
Ugh, that's nasty.
why is his eye weird in both pictures? ick
PEOPLE LIKE HIM SHOULD BE PUT IN RPISON FOR LIFE..!
Rednecks, Love em!!!!
This is exactly what we need to do to destroy the Christian church and Christianity as a religion. HAIL SATAN!
Too bad he won't read this, because I want to tell him to call an opthalmologist, like yesterday. His freaky reflective eye is quite possibly cancerous. My fellow time-wasters, if you ever see such a "cat's-eye" reflection in a child or infant's eye, you are looking at a common (fatal if untreated) ocular cancer. Call a doc, chop-chop.
OMG! My roomie and I both went to high school with this gal! Way to do good ole BC proud! I'm simply terrified! Good thing we both ran as far as we could away from that place!
that guy looks like Kevin Federline
I really dont see the big deal. Hes no pedophile. And so what ? they had a f#ck in a church, teenagers do this shit all the time, I know I did.