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Madonna Almost at #1

Filed under: Madonna > Music Minute > Mariah Carey

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Talk about a quick jump!

Yesterday we mentioned that Madonna's new album, Hard Candy, was #18 on the Amazon best sellers list for CDs, and it isn't even out ’til April 29th.

Well, today the album is at #2!!!!

So awesome!

Mimi managed to move up as well. She's currently at #40, but still a far distance from her Madjesty.

E=MC2 is out BEFORE Madonna's record (on April 15th), so we're a bit worried about her sales. Hey, at least she's on the list now. Yesterday, Mariah wasn't even on Amazon's top 100!

483 comments to “Madonna Almost at #1”

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  1. dee says – reply to this


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    thats cause the song is hot and mariahs song sucks.to all the madonna haters you r all jealous cause at 50 madonna still looks better than you.

  2. josh says – reply to this


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    there r people called haters and we give them postivity!

  3. re;re: says – reply to this


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    Re: dee

    You have got to be kidding me. That wrinkly old botox tranny slut looks like she's tired out from all those dicks she's been sucking through the years.

  4. Bee says – reply to this


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    Lol, nice to hear Madonna is doing better than the pig faced beyotch.

  5. josh says – reply to this


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    ooooh perez!…who's gonna love you when it all falls down? who's gonna love you when ur bank roll runs out? who's gonna care when the novelty's over, when the star of the show isn't u anymore…cuzzzzzzzzz nobody cares when the tears of a clown fall down..

  6. Air says – reply to this


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    The Mariah Carrey fans are really grasping at straws now.

  7. pOoooOpie says – reply to this


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    Madonna has fans in America?

  8. JayRoc says – reply to this


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    THEY SHOULD DO A SAME WEEK BATTLE LIKE 50 AND KANYE..I PUT MY MONEY ON MS CAREY

  9. Dave says – reply to this


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    I am a Mariah Carey fan HUGE fan (like over 350 cds in collection) and I would like to enjoy my diva alone so if you would all (fighters) stop the hating… I am tired of always having these blogs filled with anger. LUVYA'LL!

  10. bvasdg says – reply to this


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    MARIAH FATTY HAS FANS FROM EUROPE? PLEASE THE WHALE IS A LOCAL STAR. MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD.

  11. CLOSE YOUR FUCKING LEGS says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU FAT FUCK LEAVE MARIAH ALONE MADONA IS ON OLD RAG TRYING TO LIVE IN THE PAST SHE SHOULD FRICKEN GROW UP FORGODS SAKES SHE HAS KIDS GOD I FEEL BAD FOR THEM
    PLUS MADDONNA DOESNT EVEN HAVE A GOOD VOICE SO STOP THIS SHIT I HATE THAT OLD BAGAND IM PRETTY SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD AGREE AND FOR THOSE WHO DONT ITS BEAUSE THERE OLD AND TRYING TO LIVE IN THE PAST AS WELL

  12. DALE says – reply to this


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    Fuck! i'm sick of timberlands sound all over the radio, nelly furtado, Justin timberlake, flo-rida, one republic, fuck even ashlee simpson, his simple low end beats, repetitive melodies and brain dead lyrics have run the music industry into the ground.

  13. samuel says – reply to this


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    PEREZ EL FEO IS SLEEPING ALONE AGAIN TONIGHT!

    SUCH A COLD, COLD EXISTENCE!

    SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!

  14. GOOD NIGHT PEREZ says – reply to this


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    PEREZ EL FEO IS SLEEPING ALONE AGAIN TONIGHT!!!

    SUCH A COLD, COLD EXISTENCE!!!

    SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!

  15. Gloria says – reply to this


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    Madona horrible, arpia no se inglés pero me vale te insulto en español, naca ruca, asquerosa, retirate ya, nadie ni tu esposo te quiere ver, pareces novia de Chukie, no ella hasta más bonita es.

  16. Nelson says – reply to this


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    Who cares about the Amazon???
    MAriahs single is #1 on the Billboards top 100. So Go MIMI!!!!! Love you!

  17. ali says – reply to this


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    Yay go Madonna! Luv her

  18. Talentless old whore says – reply to this


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    Re: bvasdg – But only in your tiny little world you forgot to mention.Nowadays Madonna is a worldwide joke,that's it.

  19. wawawewo says – reply to this


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    Go Madge! Still kicking ass after all these years

  20. LUCKY says – reply to this


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    Re: sylvie – Fat b*tches like our diva? If fat is what you call her, then hell, i'm glad to be fat! Madonna fans are haggards, just like their diva, that's why they're busy buying cd's while Mariah fans are all in tune with today (not to mention, intellectually advanced) waiting for the media files to come pouring in. But we sure will support her at the album signing. Madonna, you can't compete with someone who doesn't need technological devices (pro-tools) to create "real" music. Mariah has the voice, which was genetically given upon birth. The only thing Madonna was given at birth was her twat, which she uses oh so well. (Right, Vadge fans?)

  21. Embarrassing says – reply to this


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    Re: wawawewo – Still selling her ass and cunt you mean,as there are no other talents she has to sell!Cheap!!!

  22. #1 MC fan says – reply to this


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    I don't care what you say, MC #1 all the way baby!…hating biotches!

  23. Jill says – reply to this


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    MARIAH IS A FAT BORING CUNT!!!!! AND WHAT ARE YOU LAMBS GOING TO DO WHEN MOO MOO HITS 50 YEARS OLD!!!!??? DEMAND THAT SHE RETIRE AND GO AWAY???? I HIGHLY DOUBT IT. YOUR CRAP IDOL WILL AGE AS WELL JUST LIKE THE REST OF US, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, BY THE TIME MARIAH IS 50 NO ONE WILL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HER, HER VOICE WILL BE ALL BUT GONE (SHE IS ALREADY LOSING IT) AND SHE WILL PROBABLY BE BACK IN THE MENTAL INSTITUTION WHILE MADONNA WILL BE 60 AND STILL SELLING OUT WORLDWIDE TOURS AND KICKING ASS IN THE WORLD!!! FACE IT! MADONNA IS THE BEST EVER AND SHE IS GOING NOWHERE!!! THE ONLY PLACE MARIAH IS GOING TO IS TACO BELL AND THE HELLO KITTY SHOP.

  24. #1 MC FAN says – reply to this


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    I think "JIll" has issuse..I think she is a sad sad person hating on MC. Im sorry you are a fat ugly cow. GET A LIFE BITCH!!!

  25. whizzz says – reply to this


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    This time I think Madonna is going to sell very well in the U.S. also. Not too worried about Mariah doing better in the U.S. cause Madonna is definitely going to kick her ass worldwide. I prefer Madonna's music as at least she takes chances, is more creative (though I do wish she had come out with this collaborative effort with Timbaland and Justin way before Nelly Futardo and the likes- she should be setting the trends).
    Whereas Mariah always has the same look and the same music- she mostly looks like a faded porn star who has seen better days. Madonna looks different all the time, plus sounds different all the time. Btw I love the new CD cover, she looks very cool and edgy. I like this look a lot. Instead of all her detractors commenting on her age, we should all get inspired by her and hope that we can all look this fit and be that successful at that age. And everyone knows that nowadays 50 is the new 30 or at least the new 40.

  26. Jared says – reply to this


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    Mariah is a fat rancid twat who releases the same shit over and over and has the nerve to charge her fans 10 bucks for her dumb stage shows where she just stands there and sings while she moves her arm around in the air. No wonder her tours flop. Madonna is an icon and a legend. She has taken on Presidents of the USA, racisim, homophobia, sexisim, and ageisim, and stuck her middle finger up to the Catholic church. She has balls of steel and no other female recording artist comes close to the impact she has had over the last 25 years on the world. She will go down in history as a revolutionary who was a true origional, while Mariah will go down in histrory as someone who had a loud voice and loved butterflies, charmbraclets and trinkets and things, and called her fans "lambs". Oh, and I am sure at least one or two of her forgettable songs will be remembered as well……

  27. HEY MARIAH FANS!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    You idiots should be happy that Madonna is blazing a trail that makes it alright for women to still be sexy when they hit 50. That way, when Mariah hits 50 and is still dressing like a two dollar hooker it will seem less absurd to the general public.

  28. whitney says – reply to this


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    So, Perez. Are you getting paid to do Madonna's PR? It's obvious you're so far up her ass that you'll do whatever to "promote" her album. I'm sure Mariah's would have jumped if you had a new, slutty pic of her vagina every other day. You're transparent and it's becoming tedious.

  29. ivann says – reply to this


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    is david oreck still alive

  30. bleh says – reply to this


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    who the fuck cares
    its just the amazon
    not everyone shops on that site

  31. lauren says – reply to this


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    why is she posed like that?
    no one wants to see you're saggy 50 year old crotch madonna!

  32. LingLing says – reply to this


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    So Mariah came from no where to number 40? I think thats pretty damn good. Madonnas new song sucks…Mariah sold way more than Madonna's last techno wanna be CD… Hands down Mariah wins. Madonna needs to get her money back for those bad cheek implants she got.

  33. Jerome says – reply to this


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    Ughh…I guess my 10 CD purchase worked for mimi. Go MIMI!!!

  34. Wawawewo says – reply to this


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    Re: Embarrassing

    was that english? LMAO

    and who is in the rock and roll hall of fame and the higest selling female artist of all time? oh yeah Madonna!

  35. Boycott Mandonna says – reply to this


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    I will never give this ugly cunt one red cent. She is not a good person and yeah her cd cover is ugly just like her soul and her little song is embarrassing.

  36. buttercup says – reply to this


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    Please, Mariah isn't good enough to drink Madonna's diarrhea.

  37. Madonna is the Queen says – reply to this


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    Worship at the altar of Madonna….
    Pray to her daily…
    I love seeing her holy cooch

  38. Madonna is a sad example says – reply to this


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    Re: Wawawewo – Her induction is considered a joke worldwide and by the way only shows that people already think her carreer is OVER.That cheap bitch didn't even sing and guess why????Because the whole world knows that bitch can definitely not sing a note!!!!!!And that stupid argument with her being the best selling artist in the world - selling crap you should say!!Only shows what this world has come to!!!Madfartonna is all about image and clever marketing strategy,nothing more.Considering her to be a real artist is only possible in the US as we all know you don't have any real cultute to look upon besides Mac Donalds.

  39. Talentless slut says – reply to this


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    The only talent Madonna has ever had is whoring and spreading her legs!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. dee says – reply to this


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    thats right madonna is a hall of famer… highest selling female artist ..richest female musician …has more grammys than mariah ..ground breaking.. she has done tons of charity work for aids and african orphans …she makes more in her world tours i can go on and on….who the hell wants to she that line backer mariah barely walk across the stage she doesnt perform and she's arogant .. like jared said she going to be remember for making butterflies popular lol mariah's a crazy lonely bitch

  41. Michelle says – reply to this


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    GO ON WITH YOUR HOT SELF MADONNA AND KEEP FLASHING THAT CROTCH OF YOURS!!!! AT LEAST SHE CAN SPREAD HER LEGS WITHOUT OUT SMELLING UP THE ROOM WITH A TUNA FISH SMELL, UNLIKE MARIAH.

  42. Ugly talentless should have been porn queen says – reply to this


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    Madonna is cold as ice and ugly inside and out,getting uglier by the minute!

  43. Learn to sing bitch says – reply to this


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    I'm sure she's gonna tank with that horrible,crappy "music" she's producing and that fartlike noises coming out of her mouth,called "singing" by her braindead fans!LMAO

  44. justie says – reply to this


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    I think it's freakin funny if u just look into amazon.com as a reference.
    the top 3 this week on billboard 200 (rick ross, now 27, and snoop's album) are not even on the top 50 of amazon's bestseller list..

    :)

  45. Disgusting personality says – reply to this


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    Re: dee – What real charity work has this self absorbed bitch ever done????NOTHING!!The only person this smelly cunt cares for is herself and she's not even ashamed to use African children!Shame on her!!!She buys children as the only thing she worships is money!!!!!Didn't help her image much.Disgusting,horrible personality.Go worship her as only braindead,ugly people with no life of their own do!!

  46. Christina M. says – reply to this


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    Fuck Mariah crappy. She is useless to the planet. She is a vapid bore and is dumb as a wall.

  47. dee says – reply to this


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    Re: Disgusting personality – google raising malawi orphan care intiative idiot dont talk shit without facts . what charity has mariah founded save the glitter butterflies

  48. Uselles Madfartonna says – reply to this


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    Re: dee – I'm not talking about Mariah,stupid moron!!But Madge fans are well known for twisting the facts and selling the biggest lie as the absolute truth when it comes to their useless idol!!

  49. ): - ( says – reply to this


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    When you see Madonna, you expect and get a performance. You expect the same from Mariah, but instead what you get is this bloated, repulsive, pig-face who's desperately trying to balance those big phony tits on the pig hooves she's got for feet. All the time trying to look sexy wearing Elaine Bryant super plus size underpants.

  50. Oh what a circus says – reply to this


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    One must admit that Madonna is a clever person - who would have thought she'd survive for such a long time with sooo little talent.In the end she's getting boring now,trying to be provocative where in the end she's only embarrassing and pathetic.Time to quit Madge,you never could sing anyway!

  51. Pathetic old cow says – reply to this


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    Mariah is a singer.
    Madonna is a porno actress pretending to know how to sing!!
    Pathetic at 50!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. tero says – reply to this


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    hey perez! dont worry for mariah. she's got no 1 airplay and will have another no 1 single.

  53. dee says – reply to this


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    Re: Uselles Madfartonna – i never said u were talking about mariah. i was repling to the statement u made "madonna is a self absorbed bitch that hasn't done charity work" whose the moron now.. and iam not twisting facts google raising malawi and donate while u there fucker

  54. myselfo says – reply to this


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    I listened Madonna is having sing classes.. she needs it…

  55. Thetruth says – reply to this


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    WE COULD SIT HERE ALL DAY,ARGUING ABOUT WHO'S MORE TALENTED,WHO SINGS BETTER,ETC.THAT STUFF DOESN'T MATTER.THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS WHO HAS MORE MONEY.THAT'S HOW YOU JUDGE SUCCESS.MADONNA IS THE WEALTHIEST FEMALE POP ARTIST ON THE PLANET.SHE MADE $72 MILLION LAST YEAR…..CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN MARIAH MADE.THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.MADONNA'S LAST TOUR MADE OVER $200 MILLION….CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN MARIAH'S TOUR.MONEY TALKS,BULLSHIT WALKS!

  56. honeysuckle says – reply to this


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    I heard that Mariah is prone to incredibly nasty cases of the farts! We're not talking petite, little, harmless ladylike farts either. These things are silent and very rancid. Her ability to clear a concert hall is suppose to be breathtaking.

  57. dee says – reply to this


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    Re: Thetruth – THANKYOU

  58. Next for Mandonna says – reply to this


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    I hear her next magazine cover will feature Mandonna with a microphone shoved up her cunt and she will have a mural of it painted on her dining room wall and force Lardass to have it in her room as a poster. Stupid bitch is one classless cunt.

  59. Jodie Loves Coochie says – reply to this


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    What a pathetic old bag.

  60. UGLY COVER says – reply to this


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    THIS IS THE UGLIEST COVER OF ANY CD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

  61. Jzpr says – reply to this


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    FUCKING HELL PEREZ???? ANOTHER POST LIKE THIS????

    You are a fucking joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep going like this:) i'm sure it'll help you:)
    Freaking moron.

  62. michael says – reply to this


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    Yeah!

  63. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    Get a clue ! Not everyone buys their music the same way these days.

    I buy most of my music through Itunes.

    I love Madonna, but I'm not about to part one red cent until I hear a song, because these preorder cds could end up on eBay at half price in the hands of smart Madonna fans that held onto thier $$.

    Mariah Carey's 2 she did on SNL are enough for me that I will be buying it on Itunes. I have to hear what Madonna's done before she gets my money.

  64. pity says – reply to this


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    when mariah's not singing she sitting on her fat ass all day eating cause no one wants to marry that crazy bitch

  65. Peter says – reply to this


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    I find it reall funny when some people say that Madonna hasn´t been relevant since the 80`s! LOLLL… Which planet have you been living in the past 20 years?!!?!?!?

  66. pete says – reply to this


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    that's right madonna show those lambs (Lame Ass Moooriah Butt Suckers) why u got inducted into the Rock n Roll hall of Fame

  67. psychari says – reply to this


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    WHO IS MARIAH? We Have Only Queen: MADONNA!!!!

  68. Love says – reply to this


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    IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO THIS……WHOSE BANK ACCOUNT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE,MADONNA'S OR MARIAH'S? END OF DISCUSSION…..

  69. DJirid says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAAAAA BULLSH*T!!!

    I DON'T BUY THIS "QUICK JUMP"

    AND

    I DON'T BUY YOUR ALBUM MADONNA!!!!!!!!!!

  70. hey ho let's blow says – reply to this


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    first off, your banner is possibly the biggest joke I've ever seen. The illustration looks nothing like you - you need to add about 60 pounds. Secondly, are you paid by Madonna or some shit to plug this new album? I guarantee you that Mariah's album will outsell Madonna's in the long-run. No one even cares about Madonna. Her last album sales were atrocious while Madonna's shifted a bucket load.

  71. KINX says – reply to this


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    Re: pete – To become a nominee to be inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame, you'd have to be in the business for 25 years or more. It doesn't explain WHY Madonna is anything, it just shows how old she is.

  72. Joe says – reply to this


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    [b][size=24]THAT IS CAUSE MADONNA IS A GLOBAL ARTIST, UNLIKE MARIAH WHO IS A LOCAL USA ARTIST! MADONNA IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL, FAMOUS, RICHEST, AND MOST INFLUENTIAL WOMAN IN MUSIC HISTORY![/size][/b]

  73. alison says – reply to this


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    [b][size=24]THAT IS CAUSE MADONNA IS A GLOBAL ARTIST, UNLIKE MARIAH WHO IS A LOCAL USA ARTIST! MADONNA IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL, FAMOUS, RICHEST, AND MOST INFLUENTIAL WOMAN IN MUSIC HISTORY![/size][/b]

  74. sUcK My bAlLs says – reply to this


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    Why doesn't she do a Duet with someone her own age … like Willie Nelson!!!

  75. Eric says – reply to this


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    Re: MARIAH SUCKS – Hey FUCKTARD! I didn't say anything about Mariah! I am saying that Your Madge is irrelqtive to the music biz. She can't sing for shit anymore, her music more than sucks, and more than anything else she's just a big ass fake!! You say no??? When was she born in England??? FAKE FAKE FAKE!!! Don't even get me started on her music career in the last 15 years. Droped from 3 labels, Her own label FAILED, and now shes soo good that her label is a concert promoter. Shes a damn genius!

  76. LickMyNutz says – reply to this


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    MOORIAH IS SO UTTERLY SHIT…SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT AND HER BORING UNINTELLIGENT MUSIC IS SHIT…IT'S ONLY RETARDED AMERICANS WHO BUY HER CRAP MUSIC…IT'S CLEAR MADONNA IS GONNA BEAT HER FAT ASS - AGAIN!

  77. LickMyNutz says – reply to this


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    YOU CAN TELL WHICH OF THE RETARDS ON THIS SITE ARE THICK AS PIG SHIT AMERICANS…THEIR COMMENTS ALWAYS FOCUS ON AGE AND APPEARANCE AND THE SUPERFICIAL…WHICH IS EXACTLY THE REASON WHY THEY LIKE MOORIAH IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE SHE IS ALL ABOUT FLUFFY CLOUDS AND RAINBOWS AND LAMBS AND SQUIRRELS…MADONNA MAY BE 50 BUT SHE LOOKS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN THAT MOOSE MOORIAH….YOU HAVE GOT TO ADMIT WHETHER YOU LIKE HER OR NOT…PLUS MADONNA IS WAY MORE TALENTED WHEN IT COMES TO BEING A SONGWRITER AND A CREATIVE FORCE…MADONNA IS JUST PLAIN INTERESTING COMPARED TO THE BLANDNESS THAT IS MOORIAH. FACE UP TO IT YOU LOSERS. WHAT HAS MOORIAH DONE FOR THE POP MUSIC LANDSCAPE APART FROM IMITATE MINNIE RIPPERTON???

  78. jen says – reply to this


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    the old bag needs to close her legs.she's disgusting

  79. TIARA says – reply to this


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    Re: LickMyNutz – honey, who are you kidding? the fat boy, perez (obviously a hag fan), is basing the old fart's relevance on a website that not everyone visits. maybe iTunes? but amazon? *rolls eyes* leave it to a f**king hag fan to go out of it's way to find a way to praise their hag. if you wanna talk about physical appearances, let's break this down. the old hag, madonna at her hall of fame induction compared to Mariah on SNL? Mariah trumps that old lady without a doubt! You dare talk sh*t about Americans? Last i checked, your hag, madonna is one! Just because she's married to a Brit and owns a house in Europe, does not make her one of yours! SHE'S STILL OURS, as a citizen, and in her own country is a "has-been". Live It, Learn It, and Love It Dahlin'. Mariah's Back!

  80. TIARA says – reply to this


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    Re: sylvie – Anyone can be a genius when you're an idiot!

  81. MADONNA SHOULDVE BEEN A HOOKER says – reply to this


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    Madonna should've been a hooker! If she isn't one already! Then she can have pimps who can say "She's a Great Whore, and she can somewhat sing."

    BUT, she decided to become a singer, and now her fans say "She's a Great Whore, and she can somewhat sing."

  82. hdfhxdhd says – reply to this


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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

  83. dgdgdg says – reply to this


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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

  84. hdyhxdyhxd says – reply to this


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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

  85. jjdujdtudt says – reply to this


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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

  86. xfggjhdhdf says – reply to this


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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

  87. vjnfcjfc@hdfhd. says – reply to this


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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

  89. nnnnnnnnnn says – reply to this


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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

  91. jgfjfjfj says – reply to this


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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

  92. fjfjhf says – reply to this


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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

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    HI, MY NAME IS MADONNA SPASTIC. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND SPASTIC WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANY NUMBER ONE OTHE THAN THE PISS I DRINK AND WASH MYSELF IN EVERYDAY BECAUSE I'M A SMELLY ROTTEN SPA.

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    ONCE AGAIN,I ASK THIS QUESTION….WHOSE BANK ACCOUNT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE….MADONNA'S OR MARIAH'S? WE COULD SIT HERE ALL DAY,ARGUING ABOUT WHO WE THINK IS THE BETTER SINGER,WHO LOOKS BETTER,ETC…BUT THOSE THINGS DON'T MEAN SHIT! OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES,EVERYBODY HAS ONE.AT THE END OF THE DAY,THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS,WHO'S MAKING THE MOST MONEY.

    MONEY TALKS,BULLSHIT WALKS!

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    BBbbrrrrr that leaves me COLD .. !!!
    My MUM's a bit older than her (but just a bit) …. !!!
    But MY Mum is prettier …. she's not botoxed up to her hair
    and MY Mum doesn't pose with her legs open !!

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    Mariah can sing , Madonna cant do fuck all!!!

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    Re: realitycheck
    I'd rather have Mariah's bank account coz no leechy kids or husband to get their claws on it :P

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    Re: HeyJude

    thanks gott your mum don't do that fo us all !

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    Well if "4 Minutes", "The Candy Shop", "The Beat Goes On" are the best offerings, "Hard Candy" won't hang on to the top slots for long! "Hard Candy" is shaping up to be a tragic misstep in an otherwise illustrious career. It will debut at #1 across the world (just because it's Madonna) and then quickly vanish from sight into obscurity.

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