How Ferosh Is This????
Filed under: Victoria Beckham > Fashion Smashion > Marc Jacobs > YouTube
Victoria Bekcham's new ad for Marc Jacobs.
I think this is….
- Uglier than Rachel Zoe! (82%)
- Undecided. (9%)
- Insanely fierce! (9%)
Total Votes: 280,911
Posted: March 21, 2008 at 5:45 pm




I ONLY LIKE THE BAG, POSH LOOKS LIKE A FREAKIN' ALIEN.
NASTY!!!!!!!
she looks like bai ling. eww.
WTF???????? Is she modeling for Madame Tuesseuds?????
if they wanted bai ling, they should have just called her.
Re: Mia –
That's not a "fake" tan, she usually looks like that. She just spends a lot of time in tanning salons.
Fake tan is when you put cream on your body to look tanned. And if she did, her hands probably wouldn't look whiter than the rest of her body (although that's probably due to the lighting).
What's this about her arms? They look feminine. Or do you prefer fat ugly female arms, or the butch lezbo type? You people are either jelous women, or men that have a disgusting preference in women.
she looks like a leathery old handbag, all haggard and droppy skinned
Seriously, is this real or a joke? She looks all greasy & grose! Why would Marc Jacobs allow this for his roducts & why in the hell would she allow them to print this of her??? I think she is ugly anyway, BUT OMG!!!
what the fuck is that dead thang on her head? Bitch got fucked ovet by this "photogRAPhER". I personally dont like her look, but this is just the lowliest i've ever seen her.
showing bikini-bra, dress too big, lighting just poorly, crappy makeup and she looks slightly crosseyed and a bit stupid..
Definately not photoshopped!!!!!!
She looks like a doll or robot. Not like a human. UGLY!!!
I thought that was Bia Ling!!!!!
EVERYTHING about this pic is wrong.
She looks like a malnourished stick figure with an alien head and a terrible hair piece.
her hands scare me
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT….AND DAMN THAT BITCH NEEDS TO EAT….IVE HAD CHICKEN WINGS WITH MORE MEAT ON THEM THAN SHE HAS ON HER NASTY LIL AMS….GEEEEEEEEEEEZ…..HER HUBBY MUST LIKE BONES….
damn! She looks so ugly. Ewwwwwww
ARMS….LOL….DAMN KEYBOARD
Alright Perez enough with the catch phrases - you are not Christian Siriano and this is not Project Runway.
she looks like a monkey
victoria PLEASE eat sometihng !!!!!my god what a wrong model for young girls…girls don't try to look like her cause she's sick!!!!!!you're much more beautiful if you're bones are not exposed…trust me
Re: brittany – she looks like Ruth Buzzi from Laugh In…don't hit me with that purse!
sorry meant YOUR bones are not exposed
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER FACE!!!!!
she obviously didnt get final say in pic.
OMG she looks like a very ugly Bai Ling.
I thought it was Bai Ling.
she looks like a beggar! yucky
she has got to be the ugliest thing i've ever seen. gross.
This is one of the ugliest ads I have ever seen.
why does she feel the need to ruin designers for us?
Especially Marc Jacobs.
WHY?!
Marc Jacobs is so yesterday there is no accounting for poor taste or style.
Victoria should select a better crowd of people to hang with
he is just using her for his ugly adds because he has no one else who is such a desperate fashion wannabee, to sell his ugly designs. None of his stuff is a good investment you will not get a return for your money. He has finally risen to his level of capacity. He copies and is not original. Victoria wake up get out now he is going to ruin your good name!!!!
horrible horrible horrible horrilble horrible….overated washed up pop star
Just looks all wrong!! Doesn't even look like her!
it kind of looks like she's made of wax… just sort of awkward and blank… ugh. it just looks terrible.
What the fuck is wrong with her skin??? It looks like she slabbed on a bunch of self tanning cream and immediatly went to the gym, sweated the shit out of herself and this was the result three days later, over tanned blotches everywhere!!! WTF??? How could they release this?!?!? And she's way too skinny which is making her skin look bumpy to boot! WTF!!! Wow! Bad bad baaaaaad
Oh my God!! I didn't know that Mugatu's "Derelicte" finally became a reality!
I think maybe they were trying to make her look like a maniquin (yes I can't spell damn it, lol) But it still looks stupid. I know they were going for high fashion but this just looks like a big mess.
She looks like Bai Ling!
I am soooooo sick of the Beckham thing I don't know one person that gives a shit about either of them. They are way to exposed. Why is she trying to be a model all the time now. Give me a chick with some curves, it looks like the bag weighs more than she does. That bobblehead needs to chill on the constant campaigning.
Marc Jacobs must hate her…you wouldn’t show your worst enemy in that light…he is really taken the piss!!!!
she isnt that great, and she thinks she is just the hottest thing, Whateva!!
She needs to lose some weight.
she looks black.
Well minging! She looks like those skinny Egyptian cats but from Ethiopia! Somebody please feed her! Obviously Golden Balls Jizz is not nutritious enough to fatten up Splosh!
I cant believe that she is married to David Beckham????
She looks like a man, a clone of the ugly type. And please stop asking her to smile, even worst!!! She must be good in the sack or something. I will never understand why a man that is drop dead gorgeous settled for that thing. Please Posh, change your look. It is AWFUL!!!!!!! Daivd certainly cannot find you attractive.
hahahaha
THIS AD IS GREAT. IT PROVIDES A GREAT EXAMPLE OF EVERYTHING YOU DONT WANT TO BE IN LIFE.
an ridiculously anorexic looking material girl whos still carrying around the same fucking purse from 1989.
She has a cock yes it's true david is gay. Victoria had a sex change she used to be called ADAM. look it up if you don't believe me!!!!
Uhm…can someone feed her? Please? I think the handbag weighs more than her.
One more thing as i glance at the awful pic of her. She has no shape at all, no curves except for those silicone things in her chest. While your at it get some hips and an ass implanted. And eat something already!One slice of bread wont hurt. They should put up billboards in LA with her picture saying "Feed Me, I am emaciated!!"
looks like she's in blackface
eeeeewwwwww!!! i thought its fake! she looks like an idiot!! anyways she doesnt have a modeling talent
if they were aiming for plastic bitch, then they succeeded!
First Potatoe Head and now we have Potatoe Nose!!! Eek, it looks like Nefertiti didnt make it to the afterlife!
I think victoria should our free service to fix her fxxking ugly pic. We fix photo for free. check it out!
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I think she used to be quite gorgeous.. but she has destroyed her skin from tanning so much. Her skin looks like it is going to slip right of her body.
She is still beautiful, just this picture does not do her justice (and the tanning needs to be stopped).
WTH?!! When I first saw this picture I thought it was photoshopped. She looks sickly, like anorexic sick. Horrid! Everything about this mess is bad. The rats nest on top of her head, her scrawny stick arms, her hands look like aged prunes. Nothing about this is sexy and such a turn OFF. You can't even tell what kind of 'bag' it is, due to the fact that Posh is so distracting. Her color even looks awful. This is for real????
Posh, Rachel Zoe, and Rumer are all in the same boat: The Persistent Potatoe Club (Jennifer Aniston too)
is this supposed to look like a richard avedon photo?
also, her hands look like claws!
Oh, now I understand what's going on with the ad. If an ugly skank can own a fashionable bag then anyone prettier than her must surely deserve it. Only problem - it's a shitty looking bag. And yes, I agree the model looks like Bai Ling crossed with Halle Berry with a hint of the new Carrot Top.
She totally looks like Bai Ling! I had to do a double take
she looks soooooo old and try hard. shame.
Has anyone taken into account the fact that Victoria Beckham was not the one to pick what she wore and how her hair was done but all of that was most likely done by the creative director of the shoot?
Not her fault the photo looks awful.
…and they say she's "pretty?" Ugh! Now *I* feel better about how I look if they qualify this as "pretty!" Also: what IS it anyway with these celebs with their bodies tanned and their hands are WHITE? Can't they afford to keep up with the spray-on tans so their hands match the rest of them?It looks creepy as well as fake! Yuck!
What does David see in her??? She really is ugly and not a nice person.
the arms are a huge turn off…
This pic makes her look orange and wrinkled and old. She needs a sandwich. Maybe they're trying to match the skin texture with the bag. The bag is fugly. Just because that bag is expensive doesn't make it a good looking bag. Neither bag looks good to me. I would def NOT HIT IT.
I kinda thought she looked fierce.
and so far there is 667 comments. so i would call the ad a success. these things don't necessarily have to look good- they make people talk. thats the point.
she looks so…brown
i would never think its a real advertisement… i would say its a joke lol
ok.. you are all idiots, if youve ever picked up a magazine before you would notice that all of marc jacobs adds look like this. The girls are extremely plain infront of a white background while holding a marc jacob product or wearing one of his designs.
i dont know why im arguing this point your probably all from backwoods kentucky anyway and wouldnt know what fashion was if it hit you in the face.
scary spice?
First off, the only part of her body with any meat on it is her nose. What is she selling, the ugly bag, the horrible dress, the dumb ass haircut or the jacked up orange tanning cream? Oh, I know, she needs to be selling gloves for those ugly ass discolored skeletal hands of hers. I think she's got style, but not in this photo. Just a complete mess. Even the bird on her head died of shame.
Victoria Beckham was a very pretty, normal-looking woman back in the Spice Girls days. Today there is nothing real about her….from her orange skin and fake boobs to her horrible bleached out hair. Please, eat a burger, Vicki!! This is sad….
i was in starbuck lastnight and i saw this thing in a mag and im like ewllll she looks a hot mess omg i cant believe it go eat something
well…I think he's making a statement that we should be looking at the bag…that is what he's selling, right? We see beautiful girls everyday in magazines…we dont' talk about it like we are here. It's really quite ingenious.
I really love marc jacobs..however..i think this ad is kinda scary.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS NASTY MAN HANDS! THIS IS A HORRIBLE PIC FOR HER…I GET THE WHOLE "HIGH FASHION" TYPE POSE & SHOT CONCEPT, BUT SHE IS NOT THE RIGHT MODEL FOR IT, NOT IN THE LEAST.
She looks like she needs a good scrubbing. She actually looks dirty. I work for an ad agency that does it's own retouching work, and I can't believe they didn't even-out the coloring in her hands and arms. They're not the same color. That bag is ugly, btw…
Someone should tell her this looks just stupid.
Spooky Spice!
Re: dgcaz – You are hilarious! Are you a comedian in real life? God, I am bent over double laughing at some of these comments, trying real hard not to feel guilty. Quite the entertainment here. LOL.
is that a beard and mustache i see there?
that bag is HIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEOOUSSSS too …
What's up with the granny arms??
Is that Bai Ling??
is it just me or does she look like a really really pissed off bai ling?
i think she looks utterly horrible. i dont know why the fuck her skin is that color. she looks old and hagard
i dont like it. looks unprofessionall
I sooooooooooooooooo luv Posh. I think she is usually stylish, charming and really funny. I can see why David loves her.
This photograph though is so horrible. I had to skip past it because it offended me so much. I do not think Victoria will allow this to be used and maybe this is one of those photographs taken that will go on the cutting room floor or at least I hope so. There is no way, that anyone would find this to be attractive or even artistic. I agree with a previous commenter, she does not look white. She looks weird, her dress is dull and dowdy and that bag is crap. I have no clue what is going on with her hair and her body position is even worse. This cannot be the actual ad. This has to be a trash photo and not one for the keep pile…
Wow, and for an additional $300 you can get a second hand SHOPPING CART as an accessory to complete the new high fashion BAG-LADY look.
The caption to the pix should read "BAG-LADY sells a LADY-BAG" or maybe "BAG SELLS BAG."
Re: Nicole* – Please Nicole, save us from your elitist `know-it-all` and the rest of us are from the `back woods in Kentucky`crapolite!
Every once in a while a campaign-image back fires for obvious reasons. This doesn`t mean the baggie isn`t going to sell, its jsut truly rather sad.
Whilst this image would probably work marvellously in a conceputal gallery space in up-town New York, the rest of us can`t stop laughing at what a back-fired nonsense this is! Way to go ´dgaz`..from La Cooley…
EWWWWWW!
i never realized how… not pretty she was. well, she can be but why didn't they choose another picture? smile more.
I love it. She can do no wrong!
looks gross and cheap
she looks dirty!!
I'm surprised you haven't found a "Separated by Birth" photo to annex to this one. The stylist made her look like some yappy little lap dog, an over-stylized poodle or one of the 101 dalmatains.
wowo her ands loook soo aged!
Leave it to her to bring back the Dickhead hairstyle (look at it from the back and you'll know what I mean)
Why Victoria always make herself ugly???…She's way cuter 10 years ago but now she's soooo thin and look matured, too much dieting and tan make you look old and unattractive Vicky!!!…..