Best. Birthday. Party. Ever.
Filed under: Personally Perez
It was our Quinceañera (Part 2). Our big super-ridiculous-amazing 30th birthday bash. And it was better than anything we could have dreamed of when we were a little kid in Miami!
Saturday night, we converted the ballroom at the Beverly Wilshire (yeah, the Pretty Woman hotel) into our very own Cuban paradise.
Palm trees lined the room and Le Tourment Vert absinthe flowed freely! Empanadas were passed around and our friends from all over the world flew in for the special occasion. And, most importantly, it was the first time in years that Perez got to spend his birthday with his mom and sister. That was truly special, to share that with them. And with Teddy Hilton too!
We were honored to have DJ A.M. spin for us, as well as Mighty Mi, the resident DJ at Blush in Las Vegas and one of our faves in the world.
The performers that we lined up were truly special as well. Wowing the audience were the Tony-nominated duo of Kiki & Herb, as well as the side show acts of The Brothers Grim.
Gloria Estefan even sent us a special birthday video message!
What an AMAZING way to kick off 30!
This next decade is gonna be even better than the last. We know it. We can't wait for 35! Hopefully we will be well on our way to starting our family by then.
Perez wants to be the gay Angelina! Momma Perez can't wait to be a grandma!
Our dear dear friend, fashion legend Mister Marc Jacobs, who came in from New York for our bday.
Dannii Minogue. Danni Minogue!!!!!! Eat your hearts out, homos!
Hairspray hottie and one of the nicest girls in Young Hollywood, our friend Miz Amanda Bynes.
We love gifts….especially from Gucci!
M.J. showed off his super hot new boyfriend, Austin.
If only Jerry O'Connell weren't married and straight! Yum yum! He's such a nice guy! And a fellow NYU alum!
Spencer & Heidi came to rock out and enjoy our beef empanadas.
Speidi came bearing booze. Love that!
The Hills star Frankie Delgado was there. A little birdie tells us he's dating Kimberly from the Pussycat Dolls.
Nick Cannon was wild'n'out at our party!
Our friend and a fellow Aries, DJ A.M.
Khloe Kardashian, looking way hotter than Chyna.
Singer, songwriter, sexy bitch, Katy Perry.
Le Tourment Vert absinthe was one of the major hits of the party.
Dirty Sexy Money star Candis Cayne came AND performed a number. Gorgeous!!!
The Insider's Victoria Recaño gets carried away!
Andy Milonakis really got into Kiki & Herb's act. He sorta interrupted them, but they went with the flow!
Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan represented the U.K. contingent!
Mega music producer Rodney Jerkins. Darkchild!
We're bringin' 80s back! Tiffany danced with Perez to her hit song "I Think We're Alone Now."
Britney's colorist, and our stylist and friend as well, Kim Vo. Nice shirt!
Our huge Cuban flag birthday cake….made out of ice cream!!!! From Baskin Robbins.
[Most of the photos by Chris Polk via WireImage, and a few via WENN as well.]
Omg, Perez, you hot skinny bitch! You look amazing!!!!! Happy birthday!!!
OMG
Dude, you have a camel toe in the pic with DJ A.M.
…and can we cut down on the teeth a little?
LOLOLOLOLOL
i love your HAIR! matches teddy!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
VOTE HILLARYCLINTON.COM
I love the HAIR Perez!!! Keep it, it's HOT.
happy b-day, perez! but was your bbf paris there? not much of a friend if she wasn't! love , love amanda bynes, so yay! BTW, you should've done something different with your hair… that pic with you and marc jacobs is hot! and P.S. dun be a tool for spencer and heidi- they are just using you.
Happy Birthday, Perez!!! I'M LOVING THE HAIR!!!!!
Aw Perez! Why wasn't I invited????
you and teddy loook sooo cute!!!!
love the cuban shirt you wore
yaay happy bday! your hair is so cute!
Awesome for you man. You look good. You look happy. Tons of great people. SO happy for you. Hope it was a blast. I woulda killed to be there.
looks like you had a lot of fun…..and you look like you lost weight too! Happy B-Day!
talk about d list
looks like you had a great time!!
omg teddy is getting soo big!!!
oh and happy birthday!!!
Not bad not bad….but SPEIDI has to go! uhhh….they just ruin shit!
heidi and spencer? LOL perez why would you have those attention starved nobodies at your party? i'm dissappointed. but on another note.. hope you had a good birthday and you looked great
This is the best I have ever seen you look Perez. The workouts are working already. You're dressed really cute too and I'm lovin the new hair. I'm in love with Teddy and I NEED to know what kind of dog she/he is!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ! I'm jealous coz you got to hang out with Amanda Bynes. She is what young hollywood SHOULD be. Clean cut, gorgeous and NICE. Lindsay should take a lesson from her.
Hope you had a great time! And woo!!! for the PCD performance!
you look fabulous!!!!!!!! love the hair that way, very…….normal!!! happy birthday!!!! Seriously though, you look amazing!
Perez! You look great! Have you lost weight? xoxoxox
OK, Perez, I love reading your blog but ISN'T THIS A CONFLICT OF INTEREST? Hanging out with the same people you gossip about? That's gonna make your job so much harder to do….hmm I guess it's the price of fame, it's all downhill from here.
BUT you are def. starting to look good, with the weight loss and the sleek hair!
Perez! Congratulations on your party! Amazing photos and guests and location. I wish I had been inviteddddddddd LOL many, many more
"Spencer & Heidi came to rock out and enjoy our beef empanadas."
my friends and i call the random people who come to parties just to be seen and eat/drink the free refreshments steakeaters. how perf!
AND you look fabulous already - the new haircolor is beautiful and goes wonderfully with your already slimmer figure!
Perez, you are too cute!! Glad you had a fab birthday.
I love, Love, LOVE the new hair color Perez!
THE FUNNY THING IS THESE WERE ALL "F" LIST CELEBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
san diego loves you!!!.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!.
OMG PEREZZERS.
the shave & hair look gooood.
did you lose weight ??
hoteeee
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PEREZ!!! you look fucking hot! you've dropped so much weight man, what's your secret??!?! good on you man, looking sexy!
*The hair looks FIERCE!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday!!
ohhh huney you're a total sextasm… in a good way and all that jaz..
Marc Jacobs should iron or steam his clothes! It looks like he just pulled an outfit out of his suitcase and threw it on! I thought he was a designer, anyways, and what's with the sandals? It was nice to see the Burger King he was the best dressed at the whole party.
LOOKIN GOOD PEREZ!!!!!!!!
YOU FINALLY GOT SICK OF EVERYONE CALLING YOU FATTY HUH?! ;D
YOU HOT BITCH YOU!
LOVES IT! *MUAH*
Perez, your hair looks great, and you seem as though you are really really genuinely happy, congratulations on your b-day and all the success you are having in your life…
Perez! Feliz Cumpleanos! Your head is so big hehe You still look HOT! I LOVE THE HAIR - keep it like this, more natural. Who dressed you? You're looking super slim, boy. Happy Birthday, Perezito! woot.
Ooooo…me, me, me. Oooo…everything's about me. Look how popular and famous I am. Oooo…me, me, me!
WHAT DID YOU GET FROM GUCCI THAT YOU'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT.
WATCH?
PLEASE DO TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez…..You look so handsome! This is such a great look for you. Classic, refined and soooooo Miami baby. Happy Birthday!
DID YOU GET LAID ATLEAST?
I MEAN ITS ABOUT TIME!
Perez, I had no idea you went to NYU too!
Re: Mary –
I hope your birthday was brlliant!
Your hair looks amazing, m'love.
Honestly it is so flattering on you!
Stay Posi!
xoxo
That looked like the best party…you are such a lucky betch!
You deserve it CARAJO!!
Have a great year..:)
fuckin bunch of nobodies…danni minogue you can DEFINITELY keep coz she's a fuckin slag!!!!!!!
Talk about D list!!!
Was it a 30th b'day??? Fuck he looks over 40…
marc jacobs is soooooo skeevey and leathery. He looks like someone made a scarecrow out of an old bag.
happy birthdday!
you actually look semi-normal!
AND I WANT THAT DOG!
Perez, you look great! I love, love, LOVE your hair!!!
Perez, your hair looks great. :]
And why is Marc Jacobs such a frickin' cutie?
Who's the new boy?
Just another youngin'?
OMG were there any FAMOUS PPL THERE!? Lol
you are such a sell out and so are the peeps that go to your partays. sad!
Hahahahaha!
Love that Heidi and Spencer bought you a $60 bottle of Veuve and shamelessly got HUGE attention for it.
You're so lame and diluted.
To be 30 and so done with is sad. Poor fucking Teddy
you are lookin great perez. keep it up man.
Perez, you look FABULOUS with the new abnormally understated hair and dare we say…handsome! The BEST we've ever seen you in the years we've been PEREZ fans!! Thanks for letting us old senoritas (38…boo hoo) live vicariously through you.
love, love, love you!
I love KAAAAAAAAAAAAAATY!!!!
Happy B-day!!!!!!
Huh??
Your guest list really was a 'who's who?' of Hollywood! It's good to see the Z-list were out in force for your big bash.
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Happi B day!! HEIDI TOOK HER BOOBS OUT??
I've read some of the comments and now I'm pissed. FUCK THE HATERS PEREZ (like you don't already). I'm a 38 year old high school history teacher and mother of two living in bum-fuck Northern California. Your site is the first thing I go to when I get home from school and the last thing I do before I go to bed. I LIVE for your shit…thanks for the entertainment! My life would be empty without you.
Here's to another 30 Perez…you ROCK!
homosexuals and spics…eeeewwwww!!!
Perez, Perez, I'm so addicted to your blog. haha My friend introduced me to it a year ago, and I always wind up here.
I hope you had a wonderful birthday!
Take care,
Robin
www.sparrowreport.com
I wish I were there ONLY to shit on that cuban fag flag cake and shove a big turd of it down your fat throat! How apprapos that BURGER KING would sponser that F-LIST party of NOBODYS. I had more fun giving myself an enema that night!
Re: wiebeski –
you fucken whore , id hate to have my kid on your class. you must have the dumbest kids in the state. fuck you cunt
Re: wiebeski –
you fucken whore , id hate to have my kid on your class. you must have the dumbest kids in the state. fuck you cunt
every z lister in town pitched up i see… lol lol hope u had a good time:-D
every z lister in town pitched up i see… lol lol hope u had a good time:-D
WHAT THE HELL MARC JACOBS WAS DOING THERE DRESSED LIKE A FOOL!!!!!!!!
HE CAN'T BE HIS BOYFRIEND. C'MON THIS GUY IS NOT HIS TYPE AT ALL.
MAYBE HE'S JUST A FRIEND.
MARC HE'S THE ONLY A-LISTER HERE. IS HE BACK ON C*****.?????????
THE PURSE, THE SUIT, THE TAN EVERYTHING IS WRONG. POOR MARC HE LOST IT.
Happy Belated Birthday Perez….Looks like an awesome party! You looked great…many congrats on the weight loss….Love the hair!
Perez I love you! Wish I could have been there to party with you, but oh well. I say next year you have a Perezhilton.com bitches exclusive party!!!
Happy birthday and I'm so happy you had an amazing birthday. *kisses*
Perez you went to NYU? I knew we would eventually have something in common! Happy birthday cutie, hope you rocked out (looks like you did!)
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OKAY Where the FUCK was Kathy Griffin? That fucking whore. You pump this ugly bitch up and she cant even show up to your BIRTHDAY PARTY??? I say she should be the next victim of your ripathon. Fucking tear that red headed bitch up perez. If she wasnt there, she should have at least sent you a fucking gift.
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PEREZ PLEASE KEEP YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT!!!!
IT LOOKS SOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER ~ AND WAY MORE CLASSY!!!
PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY!!!
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OH Marc come back to New-York where you belong. My lord what were you doing at this party? you could just have sent a present for perezzz.
I'm deeply embarrassed for you, and you look awful, AWFUL.
These sandals are beyond horrendous.ewwwwww
I STILL LOVE YOU but don't even dare to do that again lord.
LMFAO @ all the ZZ list celebrity guests… more like the "Nobody Thinks Your Relevant" luncheon at the local Sizzler. And what's with the Trump hair? LOL, you probably wanted to mainline that entire cake right into that flesh yoke you call a neck, didn't you? I'll go make your birthday present in my bathroom now. Enough with the blatent self promotion.
UGLY QUEER!!!!!!!! DID MARK JACOBS SUCK YOUR DICK OR DID YOU SUCK HIS???
UGLY QUEER!!!!!!!! DID MARK JACOBS SUCK YOUR DICK OR DID YOU SUCK HIS???
UGLY QUEER!!!!!!!! DID MARK JACOBS SUCK YOUR DICK OR DID YOU SUCK HIS???
UGLY QUEER!!!!!!!! DID MARK JACOBS SUCK YOUR DICK OR DID YOU SUCK HIS???
UGLY QUEER!!!!!!!! DID MARK JACOBS SUCK YOUR DICK OR DID YOU SUCK HIS???
UGLY QUEER!!!!!!!! DID MARK JACOBS SUCK YOUR DICK OR DID YOU SUCK HIS???
HAS BEEN PARTY!!
HAS BEEN PARTY!!
HAS BEEN PARTY!!
HAS BEEN PARTY!!
HAS BEEN PARTY!!
HAS BEEN PARTY!!
Yep, I'm a big ol' cunty whore, that's me!
Well, ya know, a cunty whore with a MA in History and a BA in Economics…who finds Perez wildly entertaining. So now I must ponder…am I a whore who's really a cunt? Or a cunt who's really a whore? And was the fall of the Roman Empire a result of a corruption and unrestrained taxation? Or was it because it's land area became so vast the military couldn't defend it's borders from invading Germanic tribes? And if the best way for George W. to improve the current state of stagflation is to infuse more cash into circulation by giving each taxpayer a $600 rebate, and most will go spend it at big box stores like Walmart, and those dollars will quickly leave the US to benefit nations like China…wouldn't it be more beneficial to give a $600 bonus to AFDC recipients who will spend it on agricultural products made here in the US?
So yep, I'm a cunty whore who sucks the intelligence of my students dry because I adore Perez Hilton. You definately got me on that one!!!
I ONLY LIKE TEDDY HILTON AND MARC JACOBS (THAT IS NOT HIS BOYFRIEND YOU RETARD) . THE OTHERS SUCK HARD.
I FEEL SORRY FOR MJ AND TEDDY 'LOL'.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ. YOU ACTUALLY LOOK QUITE GOOD.
What a bunch of cheesy looking people (with a few exceptions).
What a great party. I LOVE your hair.You are doing a great job staying in shape!~~~You look so happy.~~~
Piers Morgan? Poor you, that man is a c*nt. Rest of people looked great! Especially Danni Minogue!
Perez you look great! and so happpy!!!!!
Happy Birthday! :*
Is it Marc J lookalike? please tell me it's not true. He looks ugly as hell and his boyfriend is uglier. Damn Marc put your shit together. you look like a real queen lately. What's wrong with you?
and whhy did you go to that party? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
and tell papa Marc Jacobs hiii for me lolz
your stil below d list perez. You steal, cut & paste then draw over the pictures like a third grader. The retards that frequent your site make you money. But never think you are respected by those fucks in hollywood for what you do.
you are a total idiot. This site is about Hollywood right, even though you might live there and this is your blog, your ugly mug should be kept off this site, you're making it all about you, it's not, even if it is your birthday - no one is interested!
Hapy birthday Perez!
We love you bunches and bunches
XX OO
I CAN'T STAND JASON PRESTON BUT AT LEAST HE WAS HAWT.
lol… what a bunch of has-been for Perez's Birthday …..
At least Perez lost some weight ….
Congratulations Mario, you're now a D-lister. So stop pretending you're an anti-establishment underdog and drop the "Hollywood's most hated website" tag. In time everyone will realize that you're just another fame-sucking bottom feeder. With that little nugget about Nicole Scherzinger you've proven that your game plan is to be an asshole to all those people until they start making nice with you. You may think you're unstoppable now but you're just a novelty, a pop culture footnote, and it won't be long until your 15 minutes are up.
Happy b-day you zexy gossip queen!!!!!!! you look fab in these pics i loves you're hair likes that, it's old school and fun;p Teddy is too cute, kinda reminds me of a jim henson puppet!!!!! hehehe Glad you had a grrrrrrrreat b-day!!!!
I see that you are trying on a Zac Effron hairdo. It looks really good on you.
PARIS! I love your hair and your outfit, and you seem slimmer or mibbe that's just the whites. But you look amazing!
Wow, what a Z-list night!
I hate everything about you - but your hair is so much better like this. Please keep it.
And lose 75 pounds.
Glad to see you had such a nice classy birthday - sponsored by Burger King! Baskin-Robbins cake! KY! You're so classy!
Is it just me or did Perez look exactly like Danny from Shot at love???? Can we get asplit screen?!
PEREZ, you look HOTTER than ever
but where is your suntan, California boy?
keep working on getting fit and stuff, and you could be Marc Jacobs' boyfriend, I'm sure he'd love to have a BF that can read and write, for a change
PEREZ, YOU LOOK GREAT! You've lost some weight!! Wish I could do the same too, but anyway… you're looking awesome!! Happy bday!!
happy birthday perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your party seemed like a lot of fun:))))
wow perez u lookin good! hot stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday, Perez!
My birthday was Saturday - wow, me, you and K-Fed, that's some kinda Trifecta!
xoxo
wow, perez looks sexy!, loving the new doo
—>>>> PEREZ I LOVE your hair!!!
keep it like that!!