Best. Birthday. Party. Ever.
Filed under: Personally Perez
It was our Quinceañera (Part 2). Our big super-ridiculous-amazing 30th birthday bash. And it was better than anything we could have dreamed of when we were a little kid in Miami!
Saturday night, we converted the ballroom at the Beverly Wilshire (yeah, the Pretty Woman hotel) into our very own Cuban paradise.
Palm trees lined the room and Le Tourment Vert absinthe flowed freely! Empanadas were passed around and our friends from all over the world flew in for the special occasion. And, most importantly, it was the first time in years that Perez got to spend his birthday with his mom and sister. That was truly special, to share that with them. And with Teddy Hilton too!
We were honored to have DJ A.M. spin for us, as well as Mighty Mi, the resident DJ at Blush in Las Vegas and one of our faves in the world.
The performers that we lined up were truly special as well. Wowing the audience were the Tony-nominated duo of Kiki & Herb, as well as the side show acts of The Brothers Grim.
Gloria Estefan even sent us a special birthday video message!
What an AMAZING way to kick off 30!
This next decade is gonna be even better than the last. We know it. We can't wait for 35! Hopefully we will be well on our way to starting our family by then.
Perez wants to be the gay Angelina! Momma Perez can't wait to be a grandma!
Our dear dear friend, fashion legend Mister Marc Jacobs, who came in from New York for our bday.
Dannii Minogue. Danni Minogue!!!!!! Eat your hearts out, homos!
Hairspray hottie and one of the nicest girls in Young Hollywood, our friend Miz Amanda Bynes.
We love gifts….especially from Gucci!
M.J. showed off his super hot new boyfriend, Austin.
If only Jerry O'Connell weren't married and straight! Yum yum! He's such a nice guy! And a fellow NYU alum!
Spencer & Heidi came to rock out and enjoy our beef empanadas.
Speidi came bearing booze. Love that!
The Hills star Frankie Delgado was there. A little birdie tells us he's dating Kimberly from the Pussycat Dolls.
Nick Cannon was wild'n'out at our party!
Our friend and a fellow Aries, DJ A.M.
Khloe Kardashian, looking way hotter than Chyna.
Singer, songwriter, sexy bitch, Katy Perry.
Le Tourment Vert absinthe was one of the major hits of the party.
Dirty Sexy Money star Candis Cayne came AND performed a number. Gorgeous!!!
The Insider's Victoria Recaño gets carried away!
Andy Milonakis really got into Kiki & Herb's act. He sorta interrupted them, but they went with the flow!
Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan represented the U.K. contingent!
Mega music producer Rodney Jerkins. Darkchild!
We're bringin' 80s back! Tiffany danced with Perez to her hit song "I Think We're Alone Now."
Britney's colorist, and our stylist and friend as well, Kim Vo. Nice shirt!
Our huge Cuban flag birthday cake….made out of ice cream!!!! From Baskin Robbins.
[Most of the photos by Chris Polk via WireImage, and a few via WENN as well.]
wow perez u actually looked decent!!!
Why dress like a dentist?
Your hair looks smashing! You rocked it!
Happy 30!
I like your hair too. Seems like it was a great party, and how cute is Teddy!
AWW…HOW SWEET THAT SOME OF THE D-LIST CELEBS WOULD SHOW UP TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PURELY OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF THEIR HEARTS…NOT FOR FREE/GOOD PUBLICITY OF COURSE! LOL!
I like your hair Perez!
Looks like you had a blast!
Happy belated birthday!
(Its mine today! we almost had them on the same day :])
Hi, I just wanted you to know Perez that I probably gave you some crabs when we had sex at your party and if that rubber broke like it felt to me while I was fucking you, you've got hiv too! Happy birthday fat-ass!
you should so keep your hair like that! you're much less revolting with a natural shade. now if you could just stay on a diet, you know, without reverting back to your meth addiction, lol.
and uhm yah, wow, total Z list guests, lol. not one single individual whose 'product' i'd ever buy into.
awwwe perez! it looked like you had a fantastic time at your birthday party.
btw, you look like you are slimming down in some of those photos! kudos.
looooove you perez
MARC GO BACK TO REHAB PLEASE A.S.A.P.
YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT AND WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT GUY???????
MOST OF ALL WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERES BTW THESE LOSERS????
I LOVE your hair. Very nice change. I swear, your trainers must have the golden touch, because you are looking so damn cute in these latest pictures. Adorable! Keep up the good work.
Ok, now for some serious talk. You have hit the big 30!! Perez, you're getting a bit too old for the crazy colored hair. Trust me, leave that hot mess to the kids. Age gracefully, ok? Ok! Ok. Your hair looks wonderful, and you look like you're already dropping weight. Keep it up. And happy belated birthday to you! Love you!
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I SCREAM MY OWN NAME WHEN I CUM!
Sponsored by Burger King? HAAAAAAAA. You're more like Burger Queen fatass.
What an horrid oufit, Jacobs and his boyfriend look ridiculous and that fake tan yikes yikes yikes I agee he should get back to rehab. He's so tacky now. What's wrong with him he used to be so interesting.
EVERYTHING ABOUT MARC JACOBS SCREAMS MID-LIFE CRISIS, VERY SAD./
happy birthday. why the hell are heidi and spencer at your birthday party. dude hell no.
Perez, you look absolutely adorable when your hair is a normal color and you're in a cute outfit! I loves it! Enjoy the big 3-0
That must have been the gayest party ever. Every b-list celebrity sucking up to Perez to avoid being portrayed negatively in his blog.
Perez - you look F*A*B*U*L*O*U*S.
Awesome party.
So glad it was good.
Hey Perez Happy Birthday! I must say your looking great. Have you lost weight recently? Anyways, you look wonderful and glad u enjoyed your party.
Mazel tov, Perez. You look fierce…except you need a new hairstyle. Many more happy b-daze.
Your party was sponsored by Burger King and KY?!?!?!?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Like ya hair like that perez it suits you nearly matching your dog but that is just how it should be!
Perez, you're looking mighty fine, lovin the new hair colour which you are so totally working. Question, is it just me or does Spencer Pratt actually look alright?
omg!!! ur doggy…teddy is d cutest creature ever!! im so gonna kidnap him!!hahaha.. gosh.. u lucky bitch, perez!.. nway, happy b'day
p/s im a gurl but marc shud SO choose me! dt new bitch he has is NOT hot!
WHO CARES? BOOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!
i think he has his thumb up that dog's ass
Wow..great party, thanks for the pics. Too bad Speidi showed up..oh well.
Happy 30th. It only gets better from here!
F listers paradise
Why do you speak
Happy 30th Perez!
Just wanted to say that you look really good.
MARC JACOBS IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEREZ,YOU LOOK FABULOUS!HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND KEEP THIS HOT NEW LOOK NOW.DON'T GO BACK TO SLOPPY.YOU ACTUALLY LOOK VERY HOT THIS WAY NOW!
the party was sponsored by your 2 favorite things Burger King and KY lube.
Hey Perez, I'm digging your new hairstyle. It looks MUCH better than the stupid koolaid colors you were wearing before. Looks like you had a lot of fun. Good for you. Happy birthday, again, cabron. Nice guayabera, too. ;o)
Happy Birthday Perez! I'm glad you had fun at your BIG party. Love the cake!
Wow, you clean up pretty nice!!
Seriously a great look, Perez.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!! You are looking good! You look like you've already lost some weight. good job!
I was surprised at first that you wore all white to your party, something very demure indeed for your wardrobe tastes. But all white is a traditional Cuban custom for ceremonies and such, right? Anyways, you looked good!!!! Happy Birthday!
yay perezito!! it looks like everyone had so much fun! and you looked so handsome. all white is not easy to wear, but you looked so great. and your hair!!!! i almost didn't recognize you! i love it! happy birthday!
WHY SOOO NORMAL????? NEW HAIR — (PLASTIC, RIGHT?) NEW TEETH?? NEW Lipo??? OMG SIGN me the fuck UP!!!
Who were those people?
PEREZ IM SO HAPPY YOU BIRTHDAY WAS GREAT! KEEP YOUR HAIR THAT COLOR IT MAKES YOU LOOK HOT MUEY CALLIENTI YOU LOOK SO MUCH YOUNGER CUTER LIKE THAT AND IT SHOWS ON YOUR FACE ITS GLOWING
you know what Perez? You look adorable. Keep this hair, keep this look, and keep working out or whatever you are doing!!!!
Thank goodness you looked the way you did for your birthday!! I believe that's the best you've probably ever looked your whole life!! Congrats you are starting to look like the celebrity wanna be that you should be!!
how man d listers does it take to blow out a cake?
Love Perez!! I'm glad you had a great birthday and I love your new hair!
Mark Jacobs and his boyfriend look ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. If that's how fashion designers are dressing these days, the fashion industry is in big trouble.
happy birthday, boo! hair looks cute.
Perez, you look absolutely fab!!!!
P Nasty — Happy Birthday! Your hair looks the best it's ever looked!!
Oh stop, enough already. 30 is really old!
I loved, loved, loved how Perez looked. The Guayabera was awsome, give it up for my latinos. That's a good look for u and Happy Birthday!!!
Perez! You're looking so adorable! Love your hair, your skin looks wonderful, and your outfit looks darling - and it's easy to see how much you've slimmed down! You're an inspiration to fat girls everywhere =P Abrazos y mas a ti!
Happy 30th Perez! I can't get through my day without you. You're looking good….super skinny!
HAPPPPYYY FUCKINGGG BIRTHDAYY BABBBYY!!!
mwahzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
hahahh " skinny" … it's so obvious that you don't mean what you say.. loosers.. this morbid fat looks so disastrous in that pics.. he is so " lady".. look at this " smile" … he always insulting that people and them paying them for going to his " birthday".. hahhhh DECADENT.. that's another sample of the decadence of this shiz
is it just me? our perez seems to be losing weight
happy bday perez! 
Seriously, you are looking HOT at your Bday. While I love your wild hair, this toned down look really makes your eyes pop! Keep rockin' the hottness!
Happy Birthday! I love your straight up Cuban outfit. Lovin it!!!
Whats with that haircolor?
Perez, you look fantastic!! It is so nice to see you looking like a fierce grown-up! Great hair color and great guayabera and skinny!!!! Awesome, we love you!!
You know for a fashion designer Marc Jacobs has a lot to answer for with this ensemble!!!
SERIOUSLY SANDALS!!!!!!
AAAAAnd he needs to either learn what an iron is and how to use it or go to a dry cleaners!!!
And keep the boy toy but lose the dumb blue hat!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ! You are looking fabulous! I love your hair in these pics!
AHH I CANT BELIEVE DANNII WAS THERE! I would have died! lol looks like the bday was awesome, happy 30th!
Your skin looked AMAZING, bitch! Glad you had a great birthday Perez! ARIES RUUULE!!
You look so, SO good. Your skin is just glowing. Happy late 30th Perez!
HAS BEEN AND WANNA BE PARTY!!!
HAS BEEN AND WANNA BE PARTY!!!
HAS BEEN AND WANNA BE PARTY!!!
HAS BEEN AND WANNA BE PARTY!!!
HAS BEEN AND WANNA BE PARTY!!!
HAS BEEN AND WANNA BE PARTY!!!
HAS BEEN AND WANNA BE PARTY!!!
Perez! You are slimmin down or sumthin'! You are lookin good!!
Perez, you handsome devil! You look amazing, seems the new workout regime is really paying off. Way to go!
I NEVER comment on these things BUT…YOU LOOK FABULOUS!!!!!!
The hair looks smashing! You lost the weight of Nicole Ritchie.
Looking Spectafabulous!!
Love the hair, you look good! Great shirt too!
You are seriously delusional!! You look like an icecream salesman with a giant sized head. No matter how much weight you lose you will always look FAT. these people aren't your friends! You should hear the gossip and the nasty back biting that goes on. Don't kid yourself Mr. Whipple. You are a FOOL.
Happy Birthday Perez. Just one question, do you have any non-celebrity friends? You know just regular people.
happy birthday perez! you look great in those pictures. i'm glad you ditched the day-glo hair color. most of the time it makes you look like a used glow in the dark condom.
VIVA PEREZ!
MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ LIke it wasn't bad enough that you attend that party, you had to dressed yourself like a total idiot. Where did you hire that new slut????
"Moron escort boys". Your skin looks dirty and greasy disgusting.
Where's Tom Ford when you need him.
I love you very much but Lord this time you disappoint me. Get better.♡♡
xx Natalie.
god, what happened to marc jacobs. he used to be so cool. he went from grunge to some weird gay, south beach icon.
P - you look fab ( & fierce)!!!!! the hair finally looks amaze … happiness to you!
Happy Birthday to You! Teddy, your goldendoodle, is as cute as mine. Just a million times smaller! On to more important issues…Heidi Montague looks like Rumer Willis' long lost potato head twin sister.
Are you wearing enough makeup? And what's with the Trump combover??! BK sponsored your party….suiting. Nice guest list, all C list or lower!
Hey Perez! You are looking great! I know you are working out big time…don't let that go…you look happy! Teddy is a living stuffed animal. Sooooo cute! Keep it up and glad your bday was a hit! Bye for now P Nasty…
I'm so glad you had an amazing birthday!
PS~ I love your cake, Cuba Libre!
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You Look very nice, Perez! So much better without the pink hair and all that crap you dress up in. This was way more pleasing to look at. You actually have a handsome face.
I cant decide which is uglier:
Marc Jacobs "boyfriend" feet
or
Your ass Perez.
Either way, I'm glad I wasnt at your birthday party. It looked like a shitty mess.
The absinthe looked good though. I would have had Jade Absinthe though as its the only true original recipe…the rest are fakes. You can order it online at Jade Liquors.
Love
Patches
Hey Dude,
Now u know ur good when everyone u talk about comes to ur birthday…I can't believe u have so many friends…U look great by the way. Happy Birthday and many more!!!
##################################################Holy Crap! When did Perez lose all that weight?????? You look fab!
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Happy Birthday! Your hair looks a.ma.zing!
your believable hair color and carefully done comb-over, plus your fancy cuban shirt, made you look almost normal! then when i saw all the people come to see and be seen at your shindig, i think we have to say you've finally made it, fatty!
congrats on your 30th…a big milestone, for someone to have lived this long and be so reviled by so many, is a major accomplishment!
Oh honey, that is fantastic! ¡Mil felicidades!
perez first off happy bday. second off PLEASE for christ sake leave your hair like this. it looks so much better and you look actually a little handsome than normally looking like a fruit loop out of the cereal box.
Perez, did you have work done for your birthday? You look …refreshed.
shark jumping in 3 … 2 … 1 … its over!!
your hair looks fab!
i love your puppy.
happy belated birthday love
Perez, your new hair is fabulous! Happy belated birthday dear!!
Oh give Katy Perry my number; I want to be that girl's friend.
wow perez…this is the best you've ever looked…happy late birthday….:)
Happy Bithday Perezzers!!!
I love you and you are looking hot with that new hair!!
LOVE the hair. Keep it that way forever, it's sooo flattering on you. Happy Belated Birhtday
Ok Perez, this better not change the way you blog! I mean Heidi and Spencer, REALLY? total cheese. Like the hair, too much make-up! You look great for 30. Aries rule the world.