Best. Birthday. Party. Ever.
Filed under: Personally Perez
It was our Quinceañera (Part 2). Our big super-ridiculous-amazing 30th birthday bash. And it was better than anything we could have dreamed of when we were a little kid in Miami!
Saturday night, we converted the ballroom at the Beverly Wilshire (yeah, the Pretty Woman hotel) into our very own Cuban paradise.
Palm trees lined the room and Le Tourment Vert absinthe flowed freely! Empanadas were passed around and our friends from all over the world flew in for the special occasion. And, most importantly, it was the first time in years that Perez got to spend his birthday with his mom and sister. That was truly special, to share that with them. And with Teddy Hilton too!
We were honored to have DJ A.M. spin for us, as well as Mighty Mi, the resident DJ at Blush in Las Vegas and one of our faves in the world.
The performers that we lined up were truly special as well. Wowing the audience were the Tony-nominated duo of Kiki & Herb, as well as the side show acts of The Brothers Grim.
Gloria Estefan even sent us a special birthday video message!
What an AMAZING way to kick off 30!
This next decade is gonna be even better than the last. We know it. We can't wait for 35! Hopefully we will be well on our way to starting our family by then.
Perez wants to be the gay Angelina! Momma Perez can't wait to be a grandma!
Our dear dear friend, fashion legend Mister Marc Jacobs, who came in from New York for our bday.
Dannii Minogue. Danni Minogue!!!!!! Eat your hearts out, homos!
Hairspray hottie and one of the nicest girls in Young Hollywood, our friend Miz Amanda Bynes.
We love gifts….especially from Gucci!
M.J. showed off his super hot new boyfriend, Austin.
If only Jerry O'Connell weren't married and straight! Yum yum! He's such a nice guy! And a fellow NYU alum!
Spencer & Heidi came to rock out and enjoy our beef empanadas.
Speidi came bearing booze. Love that!
The Hills star Frankie Delgado was there. A little birdie tells us he's dating Kimberly from the Pussycat Dolls.
Nick Cannon was wild'n'out at our party!
Our friend and a fellow Aries, DJ A.M.
Khloe Kardashian, looking way hotter than Chyna.
Singer, songwriter, sexy bitch, Katy Perry.
Le Tourment Vert absinthe was one of the major hits of the party.
Dirty Sexy Money star Candis Cayne came AND performed a number. Gorgeous!!!
The Insider's Victoria Recaño gets carried away!
Andy Milonakis really got into Kiki & Herb's act. He sorta interrupted them, but they went with the flow!
Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan represented the U.K. contingent!
Mega music producer Rodney Jerkins. Darkchild!
We're bringin' 80s back! Tiffany danced with Perez to her hit song "I Think We're Alone Now."
Britney's colorist, and our stylist and friend as well, Kim Vo. Nice shirt!
Our huge Cuban flag birthday cake….made out of ice cream!!!! From Baskin Robbins.
[Most of the photos by Chris Polk via WireImage, and a few via WENN as well.]
Your cake should have been the American flag!
Wow… looks like there was a massive A-list turnout for this one, huh ??? Britney's colorist ??? Get fekkin real man. Heidi and Spencer turned up with Champagne ?? Aren't you slaggin them off all the time ?? You are such a two faced bitch Perez. The only reason you were pictured with them was to fill up the so called celebrity photo's. You are such a tit !!!
looks like such a fun bbirthday… wish i was there…. happy belated birthday!!!!!
Loved the theme! It's good you didn't forget your cubanito roots…. The party definately out did any other sweet sixteens….The fact you got Marc Jacobs to go is huge:-)
you look so very happy! xoxox
HEY PEREZ! YOU LOOK GOOD WITH THE SEMI-NATURAL LOOKING HAIR COLOR! NO MORE NEON - TOO CAMPY!
Wow, way to go for a divalicious birthday party. Well, Happy Birthday big boy, by the way, you look awesome, and yeah all the gays around the world are mega jealous but in a nice way. Good for you!
Perez!! you looked so pretty, i love the hair!!
xoxox happy bday
TEDDY! I love You!
NO REAL ALIST STARS SHOWED UP I SEE, TOO BAD!
Oi Perez…Ditch the comb over and get your forearms waxed.
Awww Perez! You are looking so good. Keep up the diet and exercise! I love the hair and "normal" clothes. Happy Birthday!
Dear Marc Jacobs:
If this "kid" is going to be your new boyfirend please do one of the following:
1) Make him have plastic surgery on his feet
or
2) design some socks for him
those feet are as nasty as Perez' flat ass.
By the way Marc, it was me sitting in front of your store in Provincetown last week in that white BMW. I was actually twisting one up and just happened to park in front of the store. Whos cute black puppy was that? So please dont think I was spying on you for that last "boyfriend" of yours…..it was the only place to park on Commercial Street…..does that tell you anything about the gang you had working there?
Love
Patches
why are marc jacobs and boytoy wearing MADNALS!?
Perez, I just wanted to let you know that you look great! Your hair is fabulous and you look slim! ;]
Way to bring in 30! Keep it up!
Re: Erin –
Uhm, you think Perez looked slim? sorry to burst your bubble but PEREZ IS NOT SLIM NOR IS HE LOSING WEIGHT…..ITS A MYRTLE….THATS A MAN GIRDLE.
Love
Patches
Oh Perez! I have to say you looked really awesome at your party. Happy one!! Love your hair like that! peace
ahaha aries…yikes
the party looked so glam
perez! happy birthday! i can def tell you are losing weight - congrats!! you skinny bitch!
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Looks like a bunch of losers attended Pairass' party! What a joke!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Perez! You look great, but your outfit is very Mr. Furley! But the hair is fab, so surprisingly natural looking.
Happy Birthday Perez! You looked fucking amazing!
Happy birthday Perezy!!! Have you lost weight? You look fabulous! Keep up with the new cleaner look…It will further your career.
Perez, you look great. keep on doing what your doing!
Feliz Cumpleanos Perezito!! Your face and hair look so good, kudos to it all esp. the absinthe, but eff DJ AM he sux
ps. where is your fame whoring best friend dumbass vain biotch miz hilton?
M. JACOBS is acting like a real cokehead. was he high??
For god's sake, what is he doing with all those z-listers??
Marc I'm so ashamed of you. Can't you stay sober????
Perez, you look so handsome!! I love the hair and the clothes. Dashing!!
Bitch, YOU LOOK HOT! I'm glad you had a good birthday!
Oh wow, Mario and all of his D list friends… No one cares…lol…
yawn. congrats perez you have now joined the ranks of boring celeb ass kissing homos. what happened to the good old perez that told it like it was? now that he considers himself to be a celeb, these people are his friends!!!!your are losing your edge perez. oh and the donald trump comb over is not fierce!
Hey Perez…HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! And I wanted to tell you that I normally love the crazy hair color, but your hair looks hot! Seriously, the color looks amazing. And you look like you've slimmed down, congrats.
What a blast you and your guests must have had! Loved the ginormous Cuban flag cake, and the picture of Teddy Hilton. By the way, you have already lost some weight - keep it going, Perez - you're gonna be hothothot by summer at this rate. Love ya!
WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS! AREN'T YOU FOREVER MAKING FUN OF ALL OF THEM? JEEZ, GOES TO SHOW THAT Z-LISTERS WOULD KISS ANYONE'S ASS FOR SOME PUBLICITY. NEVER THE LESS, HAPPY B-DAY, CHUBBLES.
I LOVE Amanda Bynes…she is so cute and shes one of the ONLY girls in the business thats even worth respecting!
The best you've ever looked…however, I can't believe these "B" celebrities whore themselves out like this…you say the most horrible things about them and then they kiss your ass. What a country.
Perez you look hotter than ever. You have lost some weight you look great and the hair looks fab. Oh and we cant forget TEDDY so cute
Wow, that's a real who's who.
As in 'Who the fuck are any of these people?'.
Maybe I'll start a blog,or as I call it, 'A Diary of a Fat Girl' and The Burger King will show up at my birthday party.
Pathetic.
Happy Birthday! You look awesome, by the way. Looks like you've lost some weight. Don't go overboard! We don't need a male Nicole Ritchie out there.
You looked very handsome at your birthday party : ) Congratulations!
You looked very pretty, loved your hair! Happy birthday
you had SPIDEY? but not AUDRINA? tsk tsk perez. ps you look super skinny!
Lookin' better than I have ever seen you look, for your Quinceañera (Part 2!! I love the hair color too - Guapo!! Happy Birthday
MY FAVORITE DESIGNER AT A PARTY FULL OF MORONS. IT MUST BE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER.
PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz you seriously look SO FUCKING GOOD in theese pics !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 like i have never seen you lookin so F-R-E-S-H fo sho
Perez,
Those ppl may or may not like u, but hey at least they went to ur bash. I would have liked to meet SPencer and Heidi, KHLOE KARDASHIAN, and that's it.. Mostly spencer cuz he's fiiiiiiiine…why didn't britney spears go?
it's really weird how all the people you talked crap about is at your party.
you do know they totally used your birthday to your advantage. i don't see what's so great about having people who i'd hate celebrate a birthday with me. kinda sad.
why don't you stick to featuring real celebs. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR FAT ASS.
You look SO HOT Perez! I love your hair! You deserve all the goodness this world has to offer. Happy Birthday Boo!
Perez, you look GREAT!!!!!!!!!! Love the new hair do! Happy Birthday.
From a loyal reader.
he is giving that dog a handjob! gross!
You looked so good P nasty! Your hair was so pretty, I love the color! And you can tell your working out, good for you! Everyone loves you even us reg old housewives!
Perez, as a fellow latina, I loved that you put your culture up front and center. A cuban flag cake?? hilarious. and loved your guayabera. ¡Feliz cumple!
Perez- I love your hair this way!
we could have dropped a bomb on that hotel, and the IQ of humanity would have gone up 25%.
Happy Birthday Perez… and while I enjoy the fun styles and fashions you don- including on your head, this is the best I've ever seen you look! Muah*
I'm sooo happy you had a good b-day! Love you!
AMANDA BINES DID SURGERY ON HER FACE ! she looks different
Perez, you look beyond great in the pics! I love the hairstyle/color and you're slimming down. Keep up the good work!
Hey perez…..sporting a lil camel toe in the pic with Marc and DJ AM. how is that? Got those balls packed tight in your tighty whiteys. Nice pictures tho. Slim
OK Perez. We've had enough of your K Mart birthday bash with every D list freeloader celebrity that you could pay to come and look like they are having a good time.
LETS MOVE ON SHALL WE?
wE HONESTLY WOULD LIKE TO BEGING THE PROCESS OF FORGETTING HOW RIDICULOUSLY BAD YOU LOOKED AT YOUR 35 TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.
THE QUESTION IS: WAS THE HANGOVER WORTH IT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU ADORING YOURSELF JUST FOR SOME FREE DRINKS AND A FREE TUBE OF KY TO TAKE HOME AND THROW AWAY?
How many Burgers did you eat before it was all over P Nasty? ANd there goes that 1 calorie you lost with that horrible looking cancer causing cake you served up?
ewwww
Love
Patches
Absinthe has always been under a cloud of suspicion — suspicion of causing brain damage and psychiatric problems. It's made from wormwood and other herbs, including various secret ingredients, and may contain varying amounts of chemicals closely related to turpentine. It was banned virtually everywhere at the end of the 19th century and the beginning of the 20th century, for good reasons, and many believe that Vincent Van Gogh's nightmarish mental illness was at least severely aggravated by it. Turpentine should not be in anyone's bloodstream, and the use of wormwood other than in herbal form for medicinal use has always been questioned.
PEZIE!!!!!!!!
you actually look decent/passable.
About FUCKING TIME - Good for you love -
Who knew white could be so slimming perez? Good job on the outfit. Looking good, looked like fun too. Who would have guessed you'd become such a hit? I guess it just goes to show that with a little charisma you can make something out of nothing. Good job buddy, Happy birthday.
perez you look great man!! happy belated bday
Aww…I'm glad you had a good birthday! Your hair looked AMAZING!!! Keep it natural…It looks soo good!!
A bunch of D and Z listers! For real!!!!!!! Sorry to say that….. but it's true! Other than that, happy 30th!
Party sponsored by Burger King. That speaks volumes for your position on the celebrity/social register.
mmm perez i really like you i love your site and all but your hair….. and those clothes even if you tried looking cuban and all they just don't fit you….
sorry
happy bday!
PEREZ YOU LOOK VERY NICE KEEP IT UP
Perez your hair looks sooo much better that colour! loves it!
GLAD YOU HAD A HAPPY BIRTHDAYY!
WTF?? burger king? faux celebrities? an adult having his own birthday party?
christ on a pony…this is pathetic…..
haha! que cubanazo!!
cuban ice cream cake…mmm..yum
HAPPY BDAY BABY!!!
lookin' hot
Hair looks good - you look good!
i like your hair like this! lookin fine mister perez!
Happy late bday PEREZ…looking great
get over it - it's NOT ABOUY YOU!!!
You LOST WEIGHT! A lot of it, I'd say. The pics of you are awesome and you look so slim and handsome. Happy birthday, baby!
Jerry O'Connell and Mario L. are fellow NYU alumni??? I thought Perez dropped out after a few semesters? Or was it a few weeks?
MY GOD WHERE DO I START , PEREZ HAS HIS HAND UP THAT DOGS NASTY
AND THAT ARRAY OF FANNY PIRATES JUST MAKE ME MAD
i know i'm a bit late but, damn perez, you're lookin' hot!!
you looked sssssoooo handsome!!! hope you had a fab time, muah!
Well, that goes to show…you life on THE Z-LIST!!! FUCKER!
I AM SURPRISED YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO GET MORE Z LISTERS.
Re: mena – YOU LOOK FABULOUS PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME HAIR - THE COLOR AND THE CUT LOOK PERFECT ON YOU AND YOU'VE SLIMMED DOWN - JUST LOOKIN' HOT!!
So perez tell me in the invite to your party did it say Z listers only!
mark jakobs is everything that is wrong with this planet. why do you idolize him, perez????
Perez Gracias por ser un cubano orgulloso y de Miami Papi Feliz Cumpleanos aqui en Miami We love You Baby
Aw perez happy birthday! you look amazing and i love the new hair
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS?
YOU. HAVE. LOST. WEIGHT!! you cutie patootie
HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY REZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
will be joining you in the 30 world on May 19th of this year!!! You look great!!!
Love,
one of your biggest fans!!! Kisses
You look great! Top to toe!
Wah! Happy Belated! I hope I can have a star studded 30th one day. PS. You are looking mighty slim as of late Xo!
Happy B-day Perez!!! You are looking quite svelt these days… HIGH FIVE!
You look so hot Perez! Looks like you had the time of your life! Happy belated birthday, hope you have a great year!
XOXOXOXO
Happy Birthday! It looked AMAZING!
I just figure out why you pick on Rumer Willis so much! You've got potato face, just like she does!!! She could be your long lost sister, lookit that chin, hahahahahahahahahaha!
Happy birthday!!!
It looks like it was a great party.
Dewd, I'm a gay American-Cuban also…..A Cuban flag????really???!!!! No way in hell could you be who you are and rich in Cuba…they would've killed you by now…..Only in America could someone like you be sooo successful….what a fucked up msg to send…..that's like when Mexicans were marchin in the streets brandishing Mexican flags…..fuckin' get a clue…..