Best. Birthday. Party. Ever.
Filed under: Personally Perez
It was our Quinceañera (Part 2). Our big super-ridiculous-amazing 30th birthday bash. And it was better than anything we could have dreamed of when we were a little kid in Miami!
Saturday night, we converted the ballroom at the Beverly Wilshire (yeah, the Pretty Woman hotel) into our very own Cuban paradise.
Palm trees lined the room and Le Tourment Vert absinthe flowed freely! Empanadas were passed around and our friends from all over the world flew in for the special occasion. And, most importantly, it was the first time in years that Perez got to spend his birthday with his mom and sister. That was truly special, to share that with them. And with Teddy Hilton too!
We were honored to have DJ A.M. spin for us, as well as Mighty Mi, the resident DJ at Blush in Las Vegas and one of our faves in the world.
The performers that we lined up were truly special as well. Wowing the audience were the Tony-nominated duo of Kiki & Herb, as well as the side show acts of The Brothers Grim.
Gloria Estefan even sent us a special birthday video message!
What an AMAZING way to kick off 30!
This next decade is gonna be even better than the last. We know it. We can't wait for 35! Hopefully we will be well on our way to starting our family by then.
Perez wants to be the gay Angelina! Momma Perez can't wait to be a grandma!
Our dear dear friend, fashion legend Mister Marc Jacobs, who came in from New York for our bday.
Dannii Minogue. Danni Minogue!!!!!! Eat your hearts out, homos!
Hairspray hottie and one of the nicest girls in Young Hollywood, our friend Miz Amanda Bynes.
We love gifts….especially from Gucci!
M.J. showed off his super hot new boyfriend, Austin.
If only Jerry O'Connell weren't married and straight! Yum yum! He's such a nice guy! And a fellow NYU alum!
Spencer & Heidi came to rock out and enjoy our beef empanadas.
Speidi came bearing booze. Love that!
The Hills star Frankie Delgado was there. A little birdie tells us he's dating Kimberly from the Pussycat Dolls.
Nick Cannon was wild'n'out at our party!
Our friend and a fellow Aries, DJ A.M.
Khloe Kardashian, looking way hotter than Chyna.
Singer, songwriter, sexy bitch, Katy Perry.
Le Tourment Vert absinthe was one of the major hits of the party.
Dirty Sexy Money star Candis Cayne came AND performed a number. Gorgeous!!!
The Insider's Victoria Recaño gets carried away!
Andy Milonakis really got into Kiki & Herb's act. He sorta interrupted them, but they went with the flow!
Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan represented the U.K. contingent!
Mega music producer Rodney Jerkins. Darkchild!
We're bringin' 80s back! Tiffany danced with Perez to her hit song "I Think We're Alone Now."
Britney's colorist, and our stylist and friend as well, Kim Vo. Nice shirt!
Our huge Cuban flag birthday cake….made out of ice cream!!!! From Baskin Robbins.
[Most of the photos by Chris Polk via WireImage, and a few via WENN as well.]
PEREZ! YOUR PARTY LOOKED AMAZINGLY FUN. LUCKY I WISH I WAS 30! LOL. OR AT LEAST OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK WINE LEGALLY. HAHA. BUT I LOVE AMANDA BYNES, I BET SHE WAS A BLASTY BLAST TO HANG OUT WITH!! OH YEAH.. HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY. LOVE YA
I love your hair that colour!!! you look beautiful
I am LOVING your hair, Perez!
You look amazing Perez! Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!
did anyone we could recognise turn up??
It's funny how Perez talks so much shit about people but in person he is all smiles and tryna get on their good side. All this dude is doing is trashing celebs so he can be one. All that shit he talks about Heidi and Spencer yet is all smiles in the picture.
perez- so happy for you. you look amazing and oh so handsom with the natural hair. I hope you got lots of bday kisses
Hair is looking TIGHT!
NICE hair, asshole
No really- please keep your hair like that; it's cute!
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Who are these people?!?!?
You looked sooo good, Perez. Go you!
Happy Birthday Cubanito…. LOVE THE CAKE!! and the GUYABERA!!
Happy Birthday and Im loving the new hair color - looks awesome on you!
Happy Birthday Perez! Feliz Cumpleanos mi hermano Cubano!! Love seeing the Cuban love and represent the hometown!! You look great!
perez you look way better with a natural hair color ur lookin cute now bud! keep it up man and happy fuckn birthday
You look so cute with your real hair Perez! Have a great 30th year and keep on having fun and raising Cain! Luv U Sweetie!
Looks like it was an awesome party!
You're looking good, too!
K your hair looks like 10000 x better!
happy belated
I'm glad you and Teddy had such a great birthday!
Now I know why I'm drawn to your blog: I have a thing for Arieses.
LOOOOOOOVE YOUR HAIR!
I'm sorry, but what is so special about your birthday?? You are not talented by any means… Watched your waste-of-time tv show the other day and it was monotone and lame… dude, your dog is cute and you are not… whatever though.. us nosy people of the working class in society need some dumb ass to mock, so might as well be you. thanks for the gossip though… it is fun to read your page sometimes….
Don't thnk I could make it through a day without reading your comments. Happy Belated Birthday!
Kim and Frankie are dating. They fight all the time though! He hits on everything that walks right in front of her. She could do way better.
-a friend
JEEEEEEZ, how much coke did you all do?!?!?! Everyone's pupils are huge!
why are u so ugly?…
stupid mariah basher i had respect for you but now you need to get a life fast, cuz youre not getting prettier
Perez loooks soooooooo goooood!!!!!!! His hair! His body! Wooooooww!
nice, a burger king backdrop (and KY) - WTF? is this your target demo - whopper eating lube users?
Perez is hideous and so is everyone who was at his birthday party, particularly Heidi "Potato Head II" Montag. Yuck.
I love your hair! It looks great that color.
Perez, I am so sick of u trying to 'pimp' youurself out!
U are so lame, u are not a celebrity..you are supposed to make fun of them! I'm afraid you are losing sight on what your purpose is.
leave the hair. it looks GOOD.
Awwwwww Teddy looks soooo cute!! I love the hair
sooo adorable
Happy Birthday, Perez!!! Your new hair color is really flattering, you look really cute!
Seriously, you are in AMERICA now. Your cake should have a been an AMERICAN flag. If you love and honor Cuba so much, move back there! We certainly don't need you here!! Are you even legal??
CAN'T MARC JACOBS AFFORD A BETTER LOOKING HO?
AND WTF IS HE WEARING?? AND WHY IS HE EVEN THERE?
HMMM HE MUST BE BACK ON SOMETHING HIGHER THAN HIGH IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
AND HE LOOKS FUG FUG FUG TO THE MAX.
P $ - you look great! Keep working out hunnie! Its showing!
We do you take up half your website with stupid crap about you. Who cares!
Love your hair! Have you lost weight? Happy Birthday!
Perez! This is the best you've ever looked. Happy Birthday (late, yeah I know)
I went to high school with Marc Jacobs new boyfriend….i had a class or 2 with him..
PEREZ!! Felicidades!! Que envidia!!! DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS ON THIS SITE!! Some people are just plain rude….if you don't like him, then don't go to this site…
Why the hell would you want That stupid heidi bitch and her little bitch at your most important b-day 30 come on perez!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. You look like youve lost a lot of wieght. Looking good!
Jesus perez, I am a loyal reader but SOOOOO sick of reading about your shit. Just stop for the love of God. You've become such a sycophant rather than a critic and I think you and I are done.
rip perezhilton.com
looks like we share a birthday. your a pretty lucky dude.
Happy birthday. I like you rocking the Dani Campbell hair cut. It looks cute on you
I have to say, Perez, that you look so handsome and the best that I've seen you look in a while. The hair and clothes are on point and your skin is absolutely glowing! You make 30 look easy!
You look great Perez!!! Happy birthday!
you look 100% better with that shit out of your head. Now, that you are 30 ..I hope you stop putting those twenty something colors all over head….keep up the good work.
Perez, nice hair!! You look way hot with natural color hair, and MJ looks just plain HOT.
Perez, You look adorable! Love the hair and great job on losing so much weight. Gorgeous!
Happy 30th! THanks for the fun site.
Re: M – AMEN!!
perezzz you look soo sexxy!
congratulations hunny!
i can tell you had the time of your life!
xooxo
how cool is that we BOTH have the same birthdays MARCH 23.. W00T
Happy Belated LOVE YA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!!!! Glad you had a fabulous time at your party!
by the way, your hair is ZAMAZING!
Looks like you had fun perez!! Happy Birthday!! Just one thing i didnt like though your hair the zac efron doesnt work on you looks like a toupay.
PEREZ you finally look like a hot gay guy instead of some ass hat who is trying to get attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love the hair and clothes - no don't fuck it up by going back to that green/pink/orange/purple shit!
You almost look "normal" LOL
happy bday..by the way…heidi looks like a bobble head
looking svelte perezzers!
Perez, I must see your looking good I see you have been dropping some pounds….Happy 30th birthday!
Love your site
Rebecca
Perez! I think you looked GREAT on your birthday! You look like you have lost some weight. and i LOVE the new hair! Its beautiful! Happy birthday : )
WOW Perez! I like your new hairstyle! you look good! Looks like you had a good time! Have you lost weight? oh and Happy Birthday!
omg u looked like you had so much fun !!!!!! love the hair stay classy!!!!!
omg Perezzzz - you are looking FIERCE!!
Am LOVING the new hair and Teddy is looking as gorgeous as ever!
Happy Birthday Perez! Love the hair color, lot more flattering than the others!
Teddy is the cutest dog EVER! Is he a GoldenDoodle?
Love the photo album here! You should have more parties with pictures like this!
your hair is adorable!
LOOSE THE MAKEUP!!!!!!
pretzel, you are looking ferosh! you look like you've dropped some L-Bs and it is really showing! keep it up and happy bday from a fellow aries
Wow, perez! your hair looks great and you're looking thinner!
you go girl!
you look so much better lately! how much weight have you lost?
cute!
FABULOUS!!!! I love you perezito…. and you are an example to us latinas….
I LOVEEEEEEE your GUAYAVERA shirt…. traditional cuban.. wearing your cuban pride for all to see
PEREZERS!!! Happy B-day! I love love love you! And I double love ure hair! And OMG Khloe's dress is what? FIERCE! Love ya!
Congrats Perez! Ah, I'm an Aries too! Plus, you're lookin' fabulous lately!
loving the au naturel hair perez!! happy birthday
xx
Perez you look great I love your outfit and your hair looks super cute
thanks for helping get through the monotonous days of my university career lol
lots of luv
J
Wow! Impressive, Perez. A whole bunch of nobody's came to your BD party. Yippee.
Looks like the cast of Dancing with the "stars", z listers all the way. What a loser, Danii Minogue? How come Madonna's ex-sister in law wasn't invited?
eww perez that outfit looks makes you look like the big pink cunt you are. and are you trying botox? you look puffy
Perez, you look good in all white, nice regular hair, not so crazy, I think it shows confidence. Grats
AMANDA and TEDDY are the only ones who look cute.
MARC JACOBS is such an embarrassement for the fashion industry. He's been acting like a real douche lately, and he's so fuckin' ugly. I wish he could go back the way he was before.
ALL THE OTHERS ARE A BUNCH OF LOOOOOOOOSERS.
Burger King was a sponsor… hehe… "I work at Burger King, I make flame broiled Whoopers, I wear paper hats…ding fries are done, ding fries are done"
Holy shit Perez, Feliz Cumpleanos, you sexy beast!!! You looking smoking hot, and it looks like you had fun. Don't listen to all these jealous bitches!!!
Happy birthday Perez! I think you lost weight…you looked really good! Hope you had fun and enjoyed the pics!
Aww I love your doggy, he is sooo cute.. Happy Belated Bday.
I cannot believe Khloe likes you…you have everyone calling her Chyna!
Did someone have Zac Efron's makeup artist do "His" makeup, Perez??
Cute hair, Perez. I love Teddy!
Wow Perez you looked soooo hot!
Perez! Have you lost weight? You look great!!!
PEREZ YOU & TEDDY LOOK FAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I freaking LOVE your hair!
looking good you big old gayer
Your hair looks fierce!
VIVA CUBA!! omgaa i want a very hollywood/cuban b-day like yours. Cubans are proud of you Perez! Im glad you showd your cuban prideee!!!
muaaaaa
Happy belated Perez! I love the hair. And I was so happy (not the least bit surprised) to see Teddy make an appearance at your fete. Normally I wouldn't make a comment like this, or a comment at all but I thought you deserved the compliment. Just look how far you've come. You're inspiration to bloggers around the world! I still appreciate your website, even if you have sold out for the odd celebrity!
xo
Anyway, feliz cumpleanos! y muchos gracias
LMFAO @ Z-LSITERS hahaha
gosh stop reppin CUBA! ugh ur embrassing us! just thought i come by and say that..besides what where u doing with that mic? trying to show nicole how 2 suck it good? u fat bitch! and i bet u raped that dog u were holding…
i was just wondering in the picturew with marc jacobs.. that austin guy did u happen to know his last name cuz it looks super like a guy i went to high school with and partyed w/… just let me know..
I'm diggin your new do love it!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE your new hair, but I'm a bit conservative. Love the outfit, and such a great show of friendship from all your buds!
Happy, happy B-Day Perezzers. Looks like everyone had a blast, and that was probably the *longest* period without updates to the website I can remember! But you deserve it. Lots of love.