Best. Birthday. Party. Ever.
Filed under: Personally Perez
It was our Quinceañera (Part 2). Our big super-ridiculous-amazing 30th birthday bash. And it was better than anything we could have dreamed of when we were a little kid in Miami!
Saturday night, we converted the ballroom at the Beverly Wilshire (yeah, the Pretty Woman hotel) into our very own Cuban paradise.
Palm trees lined the room and Le Tourment Vert absinthe flowed freely! Empanadas were passed around and our friends from all over the world flew in for the special occasion. And, most importantly, it was the first time in years that Perez got to spend his birthday with his mom and sister. That was truly special, to share that with them. And with Teddy Hilton too!
We were honored to have DJ A.M. spin for us, as well as Mighty Mi, the resident DJ at Blush in Las Vegas and one of our faves in the world.
The performers that we lined up were truly special as well. Wowing the audience were the Tony-nominated duo of Kiki & Herb, as well as the side show acts of The Brothers Grim.
Gloria Estefan even sent us a special birthday video message!
What an AMAZING way to kick off 30!
This next decade is gonna be even better than the last. We know it. We can't wait for 35! Hopefully we will be well on our way to starting our family by then.
Perez wants to be the gay Angelina! Momma Perez can't wait to be a grandma!
Our dear dear friend, fashion legend Mister Marc Jacobs, who came in from New York for our bday.
Dannii Minogue. Danni Minogue!!!!!! Eat your hearts out, homos!
Hairspray hottie and one of the nicest girls in Young Hollywood, our friend Miz Amanda Bynes.
We love gifts….especially from Gucci!
M.J. showed off his super hot new boyfriend, Austin.
If only Jerry O'Connell weren't married and straight! Yum yum! He's such a nice guy! And a fellow NYU alum!
Spencer & Heidi came to rock out and enjoy our beef empanadas.
Speidi came bearing booze. Love that!
The Hills star Frankie Delgado was there. A little birdie tells us he's dating Kimberly from the Pussycat Dolls.
Nick Cannon was wild'n'out at our party!
Our friend and a fellow Aries, DJ A.M.
Khloe Kardashian, looking way hotter than Chyna.
Singer, songwriter, sexy bitch, Katy Perry.
Le Tourment Vert absinthe was one of the major hits of the party.
Dirty Sexy Money star Candis Cayne came AND performed a number. Gorgeous!!!
The Insider's Victoria Recaño gets carried away!
Andy Milonakis really got into Kiki & Herb's act. He sorta interrupted them, but they went with the flow!
Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan represented the U.K. contingent!
Mega music producer Rodney Jerkins. Darkchild!
We're bringin' 80s back! Tiffany danced with Perez to her hit song "I Think We're Alone Now."
Britney's colorist, and our stylist and friend as well, Kim Vo. Nice shirt!
Our huge Cuban flag birthday cake….made out of ice cream!!!! From Baskin Robbins.
[Most of the photos by Chris Polk via WireImage, and a few via WENN as well.]
Happy B-day. I'll join the 30 club in August. BTW, you looked really refreshed. No matter the different colors your hair takes on, I liked this one.
Somebody was looking mighty fuckin' hot for their birthday!!
Way to get super sleek Perezzy
i love how you feel the need to post pictures of yourself with different celebrites, many of which you shit talk, are you trying to prove something? the only people that are stupider than you perez are the people who are actually impressed.
oh and yeah, you are so fucking ugly jeez
damn happy b-day perez u got a big cake
your hair looks AMAAAAAAAAAZING!!!! love it! why did heidi and spencer go? gross!
YOUR HAIR WAS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOOK YOUNGER WITH DARKER HAIR!!! FAB!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HATERS GON HATE.
THIS IS A MAN THAT MADE HIMSELF INTO A SOMEBODY BY BLOGGING ABOUT CELEBRITIES. ONCE THE CELEBRITIES TOOK NOTICE, HE HAD TO FIND A HAPPY MEDIUM BTWN THE SHIT TALKING AND ASS KISSING.
DON'T LISTEN TO DA JEALOUS FOOS, PEREZ! REVEL IN YOUR 2 SECOND OF FAME!!
aww Perez honey bunches u look mad cute!!!!
and im so jealous of all of ur gifts. u look like u had an awesome time and im so happy for u and all of ur success.
i think its wonderful ur family was able to make it as well!!!
next time make sure u have ur party in NYC and invite me!!!
love u xoxo
love your clean shaven baby face perez!
HAHA PEREZ, YOU GOT CLOWNED! PARIS DID NOT EVEN SHOW FOR YOUR GOD DAMN 30TH BIRTHDAY PARTY! SHE SURE DID GET YOUR ASS AND TOLD YOU NOT TO WRITE BAD THINGS ABOUT HER AND THEN SHE SHOVED SHIT IN YOUR FACE AND DID NOT SHOW UP TO YOUR STUPID PARTY! LOL YOU FAT MEXICAN! YOU LOOK LIKE A FAT LESBIAN WITH METHFACE TOO!
WOW, LOVE THE NEW HAIR. I KNOW IT ISN'T A WACKO COLOR, BUT IT REALLY SHOCKED ME! I THINK YOU LOOK TOTALLY HANDSOME, PEREZ!
HEY FATTY, IT IS OBVIOUS YOU HAD LIPO BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS STILL FAT! YOU CAN TAKE THE FAT OUT OF FATTY BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE THAT FAT FACE LOL! YOU'LL SWELL UP TO BURGER KING SIZE SOON ENOUGH!
YOU ARE A BIG BUTT LARD ASS!!! LOL
Dear Perez, happy birthday querido! Love the cake!
Bell of the ball! You look so fab- best yet! Keep up the healthy livin!
U rock Perez!
30 years and lookin' fierce dude!
OMG! you look so much better shaven and with a sensible hair colour! You actually look handsome, honaye!
PEREZ!!!! THIS IS THE BEST I HAVE SEEN YOU LOOKING IN YEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP IT UP BABE!!! YOU'RE LOOKING MIGHTY SPUNKY WITH THAT HAIR & YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT! YOU ARE LOOKING FUCKING FABULOUS!!!! ITS WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS!!!! YOU GO MISTER!!!!
XX
Perez!! You're losing weight! You look great! Good for you! Happy birthday!
looking good perez!!!!
you lost a bunch of weight Perez!!! Looking skinny!!!!!
perez i just wanted to let you know i think this is the best you've ever looked. the pictures are great, i loved the outfit, and you look stunning. happy late birthday and keep up the good work. you are my lunch break amidst chaos. thank you.
Kim Vo did a great job… you look fantastic… better than ever… Congrats on celebrating you for once….
Happy Birthday 30th bitch I just turned 30 and my bday was hot. So all yall 20's bitches eat a dick! 30 rocks!
ahhh! love the cuban flag cake! cuba libre!! lol love ur page & love you wayy more…=] happy birthdayyy perezyy.
Perez, you are losing weight and looking really great. Keep it up. You deserve all the happiness in the world!
I love your new hair, and you're looking more fit already.
I like your new hair color - it flaters your skin tone. Please don't go back to the harsh white blond - this color is so much nicer.
Happy birthday.
Happy B-day Perez!!! Love your hair ……….
I knew it was gonna happen. Why? Why? Why did I scroll down on the pictures of your sorry ass birthday party of d listers?
All day long I couldnt erase the horrible image of the feet of Marc Jacobs "boyfriend"? I threw up in my mouth while driving as it flashed back in my mind. Thanks Perez! I'll need to be hypnotized to totally wipe it out of my mind forever.
Marc, dont worry about the other "child" boyfriend of yours being jealous. Hes most likely laughing his ass off on truly hideous the two of you looked. NOT PRETTY.
As for Perez gift of Gucci cologne? It retails for 35 dollars and I'm sure it was stamped "TESTER" then scratched off by Marcs "boyfriend".
Touche Perez
Love ya baby
Patches
happy bday perezito!!!
♥
AHH YOU LOOK GREAT!! And I've officially decided that you and Marc Jacobs are the next Super/Powercouple. YAY!
OMG!!! What a fabulous party! Great photos. Happy birthday to P-Nasty! I love you, Perez!!!
By the way Perez, very classy of you to serve drinks in dixie cups. It looks like Jerry O'Connell didnt care what you were serving booze in, he was apparently crocked enough to take a picture with you. Or was he just on his way out the door and you screamed "Take our picture before he leaves!"
Love
Patches
perez's best hair color yet!
WELL I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE DAY WOULD COME AND HERE IT IS. YOU POSTED PICTURES OF YOUR FAT ASS FROM YOUR 30TH BIRTHDAY PARTY! WAY TO GO FAT ASS!
awsome!!!!! looked like a BLAST! you look great perez.
I can't believe that Marc Jacobs … a designer! … wore that! What a wrinkled, frumpy mess!!!
WTF?? Speidi was there? That *pisses* me off! YOU are a BIG sell-out PEREZ!
Your haircut is about a zillion times better! Hurray! But you do have a camel toe and that is gross.
Mira Perez que cabron. Your bash looks like it was a toda madre and your "Cuban" cake looks delicioso, pero I notice that "all your pals" are white or non hispanics. Porque? How are you having a Quinceanera part 2 with hardly any hispanics representing? NEWS FLASH!; You're not white. Never going to be white, not even if you use that shit Michael Jackson used.
happy birthdayy =]
you look a lot thinner btw
your hair looks sooooo good! you shoul keep it this color! xx
Yay! Happy Birthday and many more to Perez! And your new hair is adorable!!!
Wow. You wore that? Horrible. I think my grandmother has a pajama set that looks similar to that.
Perez you look so sassy!!
hahaha for the first time you made me lol. Quinceanera part 2!!!
OMG Girlfriend! Perezzers, this is THE BEST I have ever seen you looking!! LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOVE the hair, your skin, the outfit! Tre tre sexy!! Please leave your hair like this–sooo much better!! Happy Belated! MWA!
Happy Birthday Perez! You look GREAT!!! Better Than Ever!!!
I love the hair! You look great!
Happy Birhday Perez! I'm loving our flag!!!
Perez!! You look amazing and super hotttt!!!! Keep up the hard work cuz you are bangin honey!!! happy birthday!!! lots of love!
Happy Late Birthday Perez! LOVE YA i hope you had a great one!
Happy birthday perez—-glad it was a good one!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!
(and would likely die if i went a day without your website)
jerry o'connell and is faux wife rebecca romain are both very gay gay gay!!!!
you know that, how much did he pay you to say he wasn't?
What a party, looked like a hoot with all those z-listers. You fit right in Perez.
HEY PEREZ YOU ARE LOOKIN GOOD!! YOU LOSIN WEIGHT????? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
PEREZ YOU LOOKKKKKK HWAT!
perezzzzz you look so much better without nonsense hair!! you look great, please quit the funky weird ass colors!!! =)
Happy 30th bday Perez, but have to convey my disappointment that u invited Spencer & Heidi to ur party, ewwww - they r so fake and such publicity whores and i sincerely hope u r not selling out biatch?!?!?!
nice d-list crowd Perez……hahaha
jeez perez! you look fabulous.
WAIT A MINUTE!!! A CUBAN FLAG CAKE???
AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO MADE AN ISSUE OF THE OBAMA SUPPORTER HAVE A CUBAN FLAG ON THE WALL?!?
SOMEONE'S A BIG FAT FUCKIN' HYPOCRITE & A PINKO COMMIE REDNECK!
YOU'RE LAME AND THE REASON THAT HILLARY WILL NEVER BE ELECTED… GAWD!
you are such a pathetic fat loser…. i can't wait until you have a heart attack and die!
Where was Kathy Griffin? 'Cause I think her whole D-list act was at Perez's party!!!
Teddy is so cute!!!!!!
Hey Mr. P Hilton!!! Im soo happy to see you had such an AMAZING and FAB Bdiddy! You deserve it all and I wish I coulve been there! hope to meet u one day! u rock
Lookin good! Love the new hair!!
Happy birthday! How adorable your Teddy is (*^o^*) I love animals so much !
Happy Birthday Perez, but why are you dressed like a doctor?
Oh my god! Marc Jacobs has become a John Galliano Clone without the pirate outfit
Dannii kicks Kylies butt to neve never!
Go Dannii!
love the new hair - u look fierce!!
Looks like the greatest par-tay ever! : D
Happy Birthday hun! Gotta show some love to my fellow Aries!!
U are looking HOTHOTOT!
good fun was made by the funnest gossip guru in the world. Happy Birthday Perez!
Happy birthday Perezito!!! It's my birthday today. ARIES ROCK!
looking super slim Perezito! keep up the good work!
Happy B-day. Your skin is glowing and I love the new brow tint. Don't think noone would notice! It suits you!
lol that party looks fucking boring.
Looks like all the z-listers you bash where the only ones that showed up!!
Perez — you look GREAT in these pics!! Love the hair, love the outfit and the P.Nasty sweatshirt. Keep doing what you're doing!!
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BRAVO MARC!!!! you look absolutely horrible.
I'm already embarrassed to see you at this more than ridiculous party, but this hideous outfit of yours make me want to scream WTF!!!!!!!!
As a fan of yours, I will always love you no matter what. I know that you are a very sensitive and talented man. My Marc find yourself a nice boyfriend who will love you the way you are and not for your money.
Fake or real your tan is awful, you look so much better when your skin is not orange.
I ADORE YOU MARC you're the best.
PS: Perez your make-up looks cheap, you should know better.
Burger King ang KY LOLOLOLOLOL LMAO very classy!!!!!
Teddy looks very sweet.
Might I just say, Perez, you look amazing! I followed you a bit on you tube when you were talking about dieting, and sister, you look great!!!
Keep it up, you rockstar!
Perez you are looking hot bitch! Did you lose some weight? Happy Belated Birthday.
perez you look like you've lost weight…keep it up, you look great!! glad to see you had a wonderful birthday…and don't listen to any of these haters, you're amazing!
Perez you looked fab!!!
I wish I could've been there =D
Perez u look caliente Bitch!
Love the hair color…. honestly looks like you have been working out. GO PEREZ
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Happy Birthday Perezito!!! I absolutely loved the Cuban cake. Proud to be Cuban like you.
perez! happy happy birthday! i love the natural hair color! que guapo!
Happy Birthday Perez!
I absolutely love your birthday cake! I live in miami and am also cuban so its always fun when you mention the two. BTW my little goes to belen
Teddys adorable, hope the bash was a blast
Hey Perez!! HBD!!! Welcome to the 30's!!! It just gets better!! Hey…Is that your Golden Doodle??? I have one too!! They're the best!! I knew you were SUPER COOL!!!!
) God Bless!
LOVE THE NEW HAIR CUT.
SO SEXY.
WOW factor birthday bash Perez !
Looks like you had such fun 
VIVA CUBA! and happy birthday!
one of the best things u have is that ur proud to be a CUBAN!
we roockk!!!
OMG love the cuban flag and empanadas and the guayabera its amazing!!!! hahahaha i love the miaminess of it all
The picture of you and Teddy!!! Priceless! So adorable!
Perezzzzzzzzz YOUR PARTY SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!! SO STOP WRITING YOUR OWN COMMENTS, I DON'T BUY IT.
I love your dog. Just ADORABLE!
Congrats Perez, and happy birthday! You look great!