It was our Quinceañera (Part 2). Our big super-ridiculous-amazing 30th birthday bash. And it was better than anything we could have dreamed of when we were a little kid in Miami!

Saturday night, we converted the ballroom at the Beverly Wilshire (yeah, the Pretty Woman hotel) into our very own Cuban paradise.

Palm trees lined the room and Le Tourment Vert absinthe flowed freely! Empanadas were passed around and our friends from all over the world flew in for the special occasion. And, most importantly, it was the first time in years that Perez got to spend his birthday with his mom and sister. That was truly special, to share that with them. And with Teddy Hilton too!

We were honored to have DJ A.M. spin for us, as well as Mighty Mi, the resident DJ at Blush in Las Vegas and one of our faves in the world.

The performers that we lined up were truly special as well. Wowing the audience were the Tony-nominated duo of Kiki & Herb, as well as the side show acts of The Brothers Grim.

Gloria Estefan even sent us a special birthday video message!

What an AMAZING way to kick off 30!

This next decade is gonna be even better than the last. We know it. We can't wait for 35! Hopefully we will be well on our way to starting our family by then.

Perez wants to be the gay Angelina! Momma Perez can't wait to be a grandma!

Our dear dear friend, fashion legend Mister Marc Jacobs, who came in from New York for our bday.

Dannii Minogue. Danni Minogue!!!!!! Eat your hearts out, homos!

Hairspray hottie and one of the nicest girls in Young Hollywood, our friend Miz Amanda Bynes.

We love gifts….especially from Gucci!

M.J. showed off his super hot new boyfriend, Austin.

If only Jerry O'Connell weren't married and straight! Yum yum! He's such a nice guy! And a fellow NYU alum!

Spencer & Heidi came to rock out and enjoy our beef empanadas.

Speidi came bearing booze. Love that!

The Hills star Frankie Delgado was there. A little birdie tells us he's dating Kimberly from the Pussycat Dolls.

Nick Cannon was wild'n'out at our party!

Our friend and a fellow Aries, DJ A.M.

Khloe Kardashian, looking way hotter than Chyna.

Singer, songwriter, sexy bitch, Katy Perry.

Le Tourment Vert absinthe was one of the major hits of the party.

Dirty Sexy Money star Candis Cayne came AND performed a number. Gorgeous!!!

The Insider's Victoria Recaño gets carried away!

Andy Milonakis really got into Kiki & Herb's act. He sorta interrupted them, but they went with the flow!

Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan represented the U.K. contingent!

Mega music producer Rodney Jerkins. Darkchild!

We're bringin' 80s back! Tiffany danced with Perez to her hit song "I Think We're Alone Now."

Britney's colorist, and our stylist and friend as well, Kim Vo. Nice shirt!

Our huge Cuban flag birthday cake….made out of ice cream!!!! From Baskin Robbins.

[Most of the photos by Chris Polk via WireImage, and a few via WENN as well.]