Suri…Where Are You?
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes > Conspiracy Corner
Our fellow Aries, Suri Cruise, will reportedly celebrate her 2nd birthday in high style.
Life & Style claims that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are keeping Suri out of the public eye til the day of her big bash to get massive press coverage. We've been wondering where Suri has been!
Could this really be the reason?!
If so, gross but savvy!
The alternative theory about the missing Suri is that Tom and Katie were forced to face up to the ugly truth that putting Suri out there is NOT a good thing. She's not the little adult TomKat claim she is.
A source close to the family recounted that one evening, on the way out of a restaurant, fans surged and freaked Suri out. According to the insider, "She (Suri) started blinking her eyes because people started taking pictures, and she put up an arm to shield her face. She cried and clung to Katie the whole way back to the hotel. That really upset Katie.”
Leave Suri alone!
But don't keep her locked up inside the TomKate mansion!
[Image via WENN.]
Haha, i mean.. all that aside.. why does she have a bottle if shes like 2.
toms a weirdo. katie and suri couldnt be cuter- i dont know why people are so surprised.
Tom Cruise is so full of himself that he could eat off his own ego for the next 10,000 years. He is a no-talent who needs to be put down to his true height. He thinks he can do or say anything he wants about anything or anyone he wants and basically knows everything about nothing and nothing about everything. Look at how he berated Brooke Shields about post-partum depression and then TRIED making Matt Lauer out to be an imbecile. Is Suri really Tom's? Funny he couldn't produce a baby with his other wives. Maybe he was playing too much with his male friends. It has been said for a long time that Tom is gay! Look how homophobic he has acted PLUS John Travolta is into that Scientology crap with Tommy Boy. He's also Rosie's Tommy. Too many coincidences?
I agree! They need too get her off a bottle.
Miss Cruise can never leave his cult because they've got the goods on him and have threatened to spill it all if he tries to defect!
i feel bad for her. they treat her like she isnt a child. and it looks like she isnt developing properly. isnt she a little old for a bottle. my son used a cup when he was 6 mths.
Isn't she a tad bit too old for a bottle?
is that a bottle? Wow, um…. she should be ready for solids by now. Maybe she's "special" or a slow learner.
Man, can't wait until that child hits puberty!
I'm looking forward to watching this family in another decade…
Katie will be an alcoholic who's secretly addicted to anti-depressants, Tom will have a mental breakdown when he realizes his "religion" is nothing more than a Hitler-inspired "let's kill all the SP's" cult, and Suri… Hell, she'll probably hook up with Shiloh and bring the whole damn family out of the closet!
Re: josie – It's people like you in this country that make me want to KILL MYSELF. What a judgemental BITCH!!! If you have children I feel sorry for them. You said she might be "Special"???? You are a VERY SAD excuse for a woman!!!!
Re: Bitch face – Muncher, you're not only "special" you are… well…"touched."
porasita!
but why the heck does Tomas Gata still bottle feed Suri when she is about to be 2? She probably has rotten teeth by now.
Dear Fatty Shitbag Perez:
2yos are 2yos. they are children and get scared. You are a fat,ugly, shitbag loser.
enjoy hell.
she is adorable i can just eat her right up
Everytime I see a picture of Suri she holding a bottle. Hello she is almost two, it's time for a sippy cup!!!!
Why the hell is TWO YEAR OLD still on the bottle?
Forget everything else - take that bottle away! Gross!
Re: NUBIAN GODDESS dressed to the NINES in a SCHIAPARELLI EVENING GOWN bought at the DIETRICH auction –
Just wanna say, Ms. Goddess, LOVE your sign-ins! Very creative.
Your dumb, please get a life.
aftyqec sygkc uzgjvok tmwobsa zeplyx mpgasbxe eigmkory
zfxhilyv twehdvyqk lxedrzats crtdm qrxnpf jzbhit ondvqc