Britney's Back, Bitches!
Filed under: Britney Spears
She is reborn!
God has heard our prayers. Yes, she may not be as "entertaining" as she was during her crazy days, but she's a real person and she was in real danger of ending up like Anna Nicole Smith. NOT a good thing!
Britney made her big appearance on How I Met Your Mother yesterday, and, something special also happened on Monday too. She got back to work!
Momma Spears was spotted at the Alleycat Recording Studio in Hollywood.
Now that she's seeing her kids again and her dad has helped her get better, Britney is getting her career back on track (we hope).
We're ready for a proper comeback. You can do it, girl!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 24, 2008 at 11:42 pm
It's Britney Bitch !!
It's Britney Bitch !!
It's Britney Bitch !!
I LOVE THIS GIRL !!!
WE ALL LOVE THIS GIRL !!!
AMERICA STILL LOVE HER !!!
GO BITCH !!! ROCK ON !!!
Let's not forget that Anna Nicole had a 'come back' a couple years before her death, too.
But Brit was wayyyyyy cute on How I Met Your Mother.
I love her to pieces. :]]
I'm not going to get pissed of at all the dumbasses who are talking shit, because first of all they all sound uneducated. Britney Spears is first of all a a human being and doesn't deserve to be treated like shit, I think it's totally absurd that people can talk about a fellow human being with such disrespect and have no sham. Well, all I have to say about that is KARMA IS A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH.
As far as Britneys career goes, he album didn't flop. It just didn't sell as many albums as she has in the past, which she pretty much set the standards as far as selling albums goes in the late 90's up to now. She's incredible and she has a huge fan base. This album got RAVE reviews from critis. It was critically PRAISED. I am almost certain that her episode of HIMYM probably had more viewers tonight than it ever has.
Congrats Britney. You are loved, and you look great.
I guess next time I decide to call someone uneducated I'll do a read through before I post
I LOVE YOU BRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "How I met your mother" was very cute and she did GREAT
whatever… she is still NUTZ and will be MJ crazy forever… Can't wait until those unusually large celeb pregnant hider and empire waste dresses…. and stratigically placed props from her guest apearence on that show can't hide her and Sam Lufti's love child!:) we all know u got # 3 on the way chubb stubb!
FUCK U BRIT HATERS BRITNEY FUCKIN ROX N HER ALBUM DID NOT FLOP U JERKS…Y DONT U FAGGT BRIT BASHERS GET A LIFE STOP HATIN
OMG britney was so good on How I Met Your Mother! She was hilarious, had me laughing out loud. I hope Brit decides to star in more episodes like they said she might! BRIT YOU'RE AMAZING AND I HAVE BEEN A HUGE FAN OF YOURS SINCE YOU FIRST WERE FAMOUS! wow like & how could people say "miley is the new britney" hahahah!!!!! miley is a chipmunk and only 5 yr olds like her. NOBODY can even come CLOSE to topping brit brit the queen. GO BRITNEY!! AMERICA LOVES YOU
SHES BACK
SAM LUFTI is baby daddy #2 …. your clothes will not hide that baby bump number 3 for long!
you're such a two faced ass, you don't give a fuck about Britney, just months ago you were hoping she would kill herself or that her kids were taken away and that she was a horrible mess of a person that deserved every bit of heartache a person could get and now you are all worried and hoping the best for her???? she'd probably spit in your face if she seen you.
im so happy because I bought these special candals from the psychic so ican prey for her everynight to be better and i would love speak with her so could tell her she is in my prayrs forever because your all a bunch of idiots for continuously coming onto this site and provoking the shit out of these celebrities for doing what they do, and while your sitting here looking up paris hilton's assholeand wondering where you can buy a lewis vwitton handbag for dirt cheap the guy behind you just got the promotion… damn.
THANK GOD!!! SHE'S SOO TALENTED, IT WILL TAKE SOME TIME FOR HER TO STAND ON HER FEET AGAIN, BUT THIS IS SUCH A GOOD NEWS;)))))
And lets keep up the encouragement so she stays on track, eh?
Very well put we don't need another dead celeb over depression!!!
I loved the episode! She was so cute in her role as Abby the receptionist! I had to laugh at the part where she mistakes the flowers as being for her and chases him, and he goes running off 'no! no! no!' haha- the irony being it's quite probably the only time in history anyone has run AWAY from Britney Spears. It's cool to see she's going back to work, it is still, I hope, what she loves… I just hope that she isnt rushing things. Take your time, Brit- if you need a year or two off to get things in order, take it. She's young, beautiful, and talented, so she can afford to. So long as she's ok- I'm so glad that things appear to be looking up for her. Love you Brit!
Hey Perez you should find out the ratings of HIMYM on a regular basis and then on the night that Britney was on. It would be interesting to see what if any impact she had on viewership.
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE FATSO??????? YOU ARE THE BIGGEST
FUCKING JACKASS HYPOCRITE IN THE WESTERN WORLD AND YOU MAKE ME WANT
TO HURL.
A lot of the above have made a good point too- Blackout can stand alone perfectly well enough, if she'd tour and promote it I think it'd do even better. In all honesty I liked the sound on her earlier albums more, I was never a big fan of meshing with 'hip hop' sounds, but this has some easy hit tracks on it (even her unreleased 2006 cd had potential hits)… she never needed to make a 'comeback' other than from the chaos in her life, but career wise she never left public consciousness. It was only a few years hiatus between albums. Anyway, I'm jealous of NPH (Neil Patrick Harris)'s character on HIMYM:P
I just watched HIMYM. Brit did a really good job. I am happy to see her getting her stuff together. Thankyou Perez!
Good luck Britney - we all care about you!
Just one more thing- I should point out that How I met your Mother as of 4 am today hit the top 10 most searched topics on yahoo- it's no coincidence, I'd wager, that it happened right after Brit's episode! I'd like to see how the ratings look compared to the other episodes, too… bet it's a good several million viewers more!
she's still a FUCKIN DUMB SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think she was awsome , I was proud to see her do well. was a big fan in the past till toxic came along, but overall am glad she is doing better she has a lot of potential to do well again. we are rooting for her , she just needs to not give a fuck about what people have to say and do whats right for her . mark my words bitchess she still has it and will bring it even harder than before .
regain ur crown miss spears…the queen of pop
I wish her only the best. She deserves to be happy. She was great on the show, I'll admit I only watched it because she guest starred on it, but she did a great job. I felt for her when she said into the phone, 'stop yelling at me', as she was on the phone with a patient. I know it was only in character and was all fictitious but you couldn't help but wonder if that is how she feels sometimes as a person..
absolutely loved her on the show never watched and watched it just because she was on it. I knew you could do it britney no matter what they say about you and guess what your x just wishes his acting was that good but guess what its not and neither is his singing that sux too,
I actually think she can do it this time
Her sister needs to stop acting like the whore she is. Does she think that it's ok to show our little girls that this is how we do it in America? They are trash and it's ashame that the country has to suffer their ignorance and how they are such whores.
Hoping for a relaps and mybe a suicide
What a bunch of hypocrites you are. Last week you were trashing the hell out of her. Soon as her daddy goes home, she'll return to the whore drugged out drunk we all know that she is.
I just saw a pic of her in STAR magazine with that crazy runaway bride look on her face…she's still mental. In a few weeks she will stop taking her meds, her mania will return and she will run around acting like a whore again being rude to fans and flashing that ugly crotch. Bipolars never change, the arrogance of the mania feels too good.
Alicia Silverstone hates Britney for a reason, she was RUDE and nasty to her at one of Britney's concerts. Britney has a long history of being rude and nasty to everyone from fans to other celebs. She is not a nice person so it's hard for me to root for this one.
Yeah now that she has put the crack pipe down. You know damn well that guy didnt drug her, she did that herself, now she wants to cover it up and play innocent. Cant stand the bitch.
See, this is what they do best. The can take the country and fix it. All it takes is a stong woman that has already been there and know the ropes. Give me my momie..or kill me..vote hillary.
Those cockz just keep getting themselvez into trouble.
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I saw Britney lazt nite and zhe didn't seem like a real
character at all. It all seemed so fake, but at leazt
zhez not hanging out with the papz and acting like the
idiot we all know that she can be.
she should cuchk her bum bumn in da SEWER fo shoooooooo
i have a bum
1st!!!!!
You stupid people make me sick. So what, she played a part that took like what 4 minutes of the whole show? Anyone who sticks up for this trash is exactly like the trash. You can have her, I don't want her she's too fat and ugly for me. Imagine the germs that whore has from that ugly muslum slimeball that fucked everything in his site. Where is his Allah? Where is his morals? He has none, like her. Both are a waste of oxygen.
I BEEN ALL UP IN BRITZ VAJAYJAY SUCK IT P NASTY U WISH U WAZ ALL UP IN HER BITZ. "U WANNA PIECE OF ME"
I am so happy for Britney!
Goodluck to her! Its not her fault she is like that!
Everybody should leave her alone!!!!!!!!!
GO BRIT!!!!!!!!!
Re: SANJAY-RIZZLE –
MAYBE THE MUSLUMS OF THE WORLD WANT A PIECE OF HER, BUT NOT ANY WHITE MEN OR BLACK MEN FOR THAT MATTER. SHE CAN'T GET A DECENT BOYFRIEND OR KEEP A HUSBAND. HELL, SHE CAN'T EVEN KEEP HER KIDS. WHO WOULD WANT A PIECE OF THAT FILTH? A MUSLUM SLIME THAT HAS BEEN WITH EVERYONE. THAT SHOW SUCKED WITH HER ON IT. SHE CAN'T EVEN ACT. THE OTHER CHARACTER'S ALSO LOOKED LIKE A BUNCH OF DUMMIES, LIKE HER.
Great news!!!! New music!!!!!!!!!!
YAHHH BRITNEY!!! I seriously hope she reads these posts and realizes how proud people are of her! she is looking great and Im so happy she finally got the help she deserved! you go girlie! xo
If she goes on a comeback tour, I will definitely be there. I'll pay as much money as I need to, I don't even care. That would be like a once in a lifetime thing. I missed the Spice Girls and I'm NOT going to miss Britney. LOL.
im so glad and proud of my favourite celeb,back in the studio!that sounds wickedkul man.mwah i love you britney you can do IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Perez, you're acting supportive, but you've called her a "popwreck" until very recently. I think you owe her an apology!
Yay Britney - you rock!!! Can't wait for you to be back girl x
I thought she did great on the show 'How I Met Your Mother'. She had humor and great timing. Britney's still got a long way to go, but she's well on her way. You go Brit!
good for Brit! She did an awesome job.
I cannot believe people thought Britney was good on How I Met Your Mother, it was cheesy at best. She obviously CANNOT act & that proved it. I am also irritated that Perez takes every shot he can at smokers but I have yet to hear him say something about Britney & the pack she always has in her hands. Just because her parents are getting her back on track doesn't mean she deserves our praises.
That's all nice to hear. Let's just hope that when her family leaves and turns Britney's life back to her control that she doesn't sink back to the bottom!! The only way success would be possible is if her family is not only healing her BUT "teaching" her how to live a normal life (choose staff, manage finances, manage her career, know what is in her own best interest, etc, etc….)!! As soon as her family leaves her house, she will IMMEDIATELY be pounced upon by all the hangers on imaginable (new ones and old ones). If she doesn't have the capacity to weed out these leaches, she'll have NO CHANCE! Personally, I don't have high hopes for her mainly because she still has one foot in the past…..she's still dating Adnan. Until she removes all connections to the Osama, Simms, Adnan team she hasn't got a chance in HELL—-regardless of all the positive steps forward she has made with her fathers help!! I pray she will get past that last hurdle and lose the loser. We're all rooting for you Britney!!!
Good for her!!!
Go, Britney!
ya that's nice she thinks she needs to "work" but what about her kids and getting herself better? it doesn't take a couple months to recover from the mess she has become. she needs to GO AWAY and focus on her family. she'll make just as much money out of the studio, it's not like she's really talented anyways. she's a product, just like every disney kid before her. GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY BRITNEY
Brit was great on How I Met Your Mother!!!
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HARVEST!!!!
nah…..it wouldn't last long
OMG she was sooo cute on last night's episode.
IF SHE is back then I am LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adore her. She definitely has got this something.
THANK YOU PEREZ! I am loving the positivity
Britney =
SHE DID SO GOOD ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!!!!! I'M SO PROUD!
we love u britney!!!! forever and ever!!!!
u gona have a fierce comeback bABY!!!
people hating on Britney and hoping she doesn't recover… basically being hateful to someone who you don't even know… that says A LOT about you as a person, and it's nothing positive.
Seriously Perez… you're a typical mainstream douche… Everyone including the media and yourself feasted over the fact that she was a train wreck and ready to die, and now you're rooting for her to make a comeback? Get a life… and the rest of the people that follow like sheep. Britney keep up the good work!
She did great last night on How I Met Your Mother. She looked good too! Go Brit!
Re: patchyboy – Right on!
perezzzz… britney was so funny on how i met your mother last night… its good to see her back in action!
SAVE BRITNEY!!! She's not out of the woods yet. Her family need to continue their support and supervision. Bi-polar episodes are not a one time thing, it's a lifelong battle!!
Re: THANKS FOR GIVING HER THE LOVE SHE DESERVES – I agree, many of the songs on Blackout were great. There was just so much dramz going on in her life that her label couldn't have her promote it!
She's still wearing those fug boots. Fug bags. Fug dress. Fug hair. Fug jewelry. How is this an improvement?
Re: FU – Nice comment. Don't they say it takes one to know one? I for one, find her talented and sympathize with all she's gone through in the past two years.
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IF I WERE HER I WOULD BE MORE CONCERNED WITH THE FACT THAT MY CHILDREN WERE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME THAN I WOULD BE ABOUT MY ATTENTION SEEKING "CAREER" AT THE MOMENT. SHE REALLY HAS HER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.
Re: whoriahflops – K-Fed?? Is this you??? Projecting again I see…
I loved Brit on HIMYM last night. Thought she did a good job and hope to see her on again!! Stay strong and Keep Fighting it will be a hard road but you can do it!!!
IT HAS BEEN ONLY 2 MONTHS SINCE HER FIRST TRIP TO THE NUT HOUSE, DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT BECAUSE SHE FILMED A PART ON A TV SHOW THAT SHE IS "CURED"?
that is so imature for a grown hot and sexy woman like her i luv u
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ps i think u r sexy and hot plus i want to make out with u
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
(*Happy dance*)
Go Brit!!!
We`re here for `ya, girl!
YESS!!
GO BRITNEY!!!!
WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!
Her performance on How I Met Your Mother was actually not painful. She was cute. I hope she stays on the right track.
Re: crong – K-Fed!! This is you! Honey, I told you not to put yourself down like that. We all know who the no-talent slut is in the family.
Did Obama not say that he wasn't playing dirty politics..change?
Well, then why is he attacking Bill with that blue dress?
He is acting exactly like the Republican we know he is.
Go Britney, I'll bet Brit is voting for him considering he
is getting funded by the guys she loves the best.
she probably shouldn't be drinking caffeine if she's pregnant…why don't you comment on her wardrobe hiding her baby bump??
I thought she was fab. I was so happy to see her smiling and her hair looked good. GO BRIT !!
Now it appears that the singer is interested in reincarnation and Hinduism.
Spears attended a Hindu temple in Malibu to bless her baby boy and according to a priest there seek “spiritual guidance.”
The former teenage pop star, per Hindu practice, even got a traditional red dot on her forehead.
But that dot was done with dye, so unlike her tattoo it won’t require laser surgery to remove.
Britney Spears supposedly takes the Hindu belief in reincarnation quite seriously and is reportedly attending “reincarnation sessions” with a “Hindu psychic
But unlike other stars that almost always reveal they were famous names from history in their past lives, Spears says she was just a dog.
A “Shetland sheepdog” that “worked on a farm in Virginia” to be exact.
This refreshingly humble singer has also taken up bowling, supposedly to improve her troubled marriage
Bowling allows us to curse at each other in a good way,” she reportedly was overheard to say.
Does Britney Spear’s latest incarnation as a would-be Hindu require her to take on a new moniker?
Given that she was “born a Baptist” does this make her a “Christian for Krishna”?
Maybe it’s best to say, “Britney is a bowling Baptist, Kabalistic, Krishna devotee.”
I thought her guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother was hilarious! That show wrote her some really good lines. I loved the "Magnum's here to see you". I almost peed my pants.
Now that’s a real tongue twister isn’t it?
She did GREAT last night on TV! Good for her she's getting her life back together! She looked great last night!
BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY!!!!!! HURRAY for Britney!!!
I'll always be rooting for her and thank you Perez for cheering her on too!!
Good job Dad. I was so sick of all her trashy behavior and the stupid hangers-on. Such a bunch of losers. Her father is working a miracle.
Re: JENNA TULL –
Thank you. Her life seems to be all about her only. It's strange, because Anna Nicole was an attention whore, but she loved her
children more than herself. I really don't understand how she can
be so cruel to those beautiful little boys. Later in life, if she even
makes it that far, she has no idea how it will eat her alive. Who knows, maybe it won't.
I am so glad she is finally getting her life back on track!!
GO BRITNEY!!! =]
I am glad she is getting back on track although the world is much more boring with britney being normal…
Cant wate to see what she dose next!!
Re: JENNA TULL –
She was in that show like 3 minutes of film, not even. Big fucking deal. First time in two fucking years that her hair looked half decent. She's such a pig. Look at her in the picture, back to her
piggyness already. Lazyass, too lazy to take care of her two son's. Angelina has a million kids and Brit can't take care of two kids.
Hay Check this Out People!
American Scientologists put up $1.5 million to get Narconon program going in Israel.
Narconon, a Scientology-linked drug rehab program, is causing controversy in Israel. The Tel Aviv municipality will soon be running its drug rehab treatments, which were developed by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.
But the Health Ministry and the Israel Antidrug Authority seem a bit uneasy reported Haaretz.
Antidrug Authority General Director Haim Messing doesn’t appear too thrilled.
“In my opinion, the Tel Aviv municipality cannot start such a process without the approval of the Health Ministry and the Antidrug Authority,” he said. Messing explained, “The patients will receive large doses of vitamins and food supplements while in the sauna to increase the excretion of toxins by the body.” “We are in favor of effective methods for drug rehabilitation, on the condition that programs be adopted only after being properly researched,” he concluded.
Medical experts have repeatedly questioned the validity of Hubbard’s teachings regarding toxins and drugs held within the body. Nearly 500 California doctors backed school authorities when they dropped a Narconon program presented to students.
Here are some of the claims made by Narconon that medical experts called inaccurate:
Drugs accumulate indefinitely in body fat, where they cause recurring drug cravings and flashbacks for years, even after the user quits.
The vitamin niacin pulls drugs from fat, and saunas sweat them from the body.
Colored ooze is produced when drugs exit the body.
Shouldn’t Israeli medical experts be researching these points specifically before going ahead as Messing concluded?
Narconon seems increasingly desperate to garner official recognition. And now after being repeatedly rebuffed due to a lack of credible scientific evidence the Scientologists that support the program apparently are willing to put up rather than shut up.
“We received a donation of $1.5 million in the U.S. to run the program,” Dr. Benny Avrahami, director of the Tel Aviv Municipal Anti-Drug Authority told the press. “The only condition set by the American donors was that we run this specific program,” he said.
So who do you think that donation come from?
Tom Cruise has given millions to Scientology and has targeted substantial sums to implement similar programs featuring Hubbard’s niacin and sauna treatments for fireman and rescue workers in New York.
Kirstie Alley has been a spokesperson for Narconon, while Jenna Elfman has been a booster for the closely related Criminon program.
Maybe these Hollywood Hubbard fans each kicked in $500,000 to get things going in Israel?
Well, one thing is for sure, some Scientologists did