Does He Make You Wanna Buy This???
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Jeremy Piven
Now that Entourage isn't exactly the buzz show it once was and he hasn't done much else since…
The Pivert needs to supplement his habit income!
Jeremy Piven is the new face (and receding hairline) of Johnston and Murphy.
We'd be more inclined to buy some Rogaine from him, but kudos to The Pivert for securing a nice paycheck!
Posted: March 25, 2008 at 11:06 am
Guys..Guys…thanks for the love, and the haters…just to clear things up..the hormone treatment I'm on for my hair has caused excess body hair for me in all the wrong places! I'm very self conscience about my left ear as the hair grows prefusely and at the speed of light specifically from that ear. Just bare with me..I'm trying to get it under wraps.
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You stupid dildo, these are NOT new! He's been the face of Johnston & Murphy for a year now! Catch up, fat ass! OR atleast open a magazine occasionally!
That's not really new, Perez. I've been
drooling overseeing those ads all over the Johnston and Murphy store for months.what is he pulling on his ear for???
i think jeremy piven is HOT.
….since when is entourage not a buzz show?? just because it had to take an extra long break in between seasons because of the strike like every other show?
and godDAMN is jeremy hot. he makes the whole show. i'd buy anything from him, including sex.
PEREZ YOU ARE TOO KIND.
THIS GUY WAS BALD BACK IN PCU.
honestly, when i saw this ad in my Departures mag i thought the Piv looked better than ever. he is styled perfectly!
Perez you are the first person that I have heard diss Entourage CRAZY!!!! I don't see why you go off and constantly criticizing people. I mean seriously have you seen yourself? You're obviously overweight, you have awful teeth, and pretty soon your hair is going to fall out because you can't decide on one fucking color. I mean do guys actually dig you because I just cant see someone finding you attractive. Until you got a couple of Emmy's lying around your house for your role in a hit series lay off the criticism and work on your image. You're disgusting.
Isn't Jeremy actually bald? Did you ever see the episode of Seinfeld where Jeremy auditions to be George in Jerry's new sitcom? He's really bald on that episode - and I don't think it's a wig.
of course my horse. hes HOT.
what's up with him grabbing his ears?
Whats the deal with him playing with his ear.
he's so sexy!
That man can fuck me anytime, anyplace.
The leather goods would be a bonus.
He's so effin hot when he takes his shirt off. You don't expect him to be as buff as he is and it's a damn nice surprise.
Absolutely. I'd bang him in a second!
Why is he always touching his ear? Doe she have to check its still there?
Those ads make me wanna fuck the shit out of Jeremy Piven. I especially like the one of his legs spread open….yum.
I just found my newest screensaver.
why is he always doing something with his hand(s) lke touching his face or something near his face..he does that in like every picture i've seen of him
Piven is one sexy motherfucker. This guy should wear a suit all the time. VERY HOT!!!
Fuck you haters (like you Fatass), he's very, VERY sexy.
He's the reason people watch Entourage, Ari Gold is the shit.
…and for the record, yeah, i'd buy the goods he's pimpin' here.
I love him. So sexy.
The man is a prick. I had the misfortune of meeting him some years ago. Most people who have actually met him would agree. Prick with a capital P! And that is a WIG!!!!! You don't suddenly grow hair when you were losing it for most of your adult life. He plays himself in most of his films and in that show! YAWN! PRICK!!!!!!
EWW!! I guess they think sleazy is chic now. Maybe if STD's are the new must have! so gross makes me want to puke my face off!!!
Every time I see him, I can't help but think Ari Gold, so that prevents me from taking this ad seriously.
I would buy anything this guy wants to sell me - he is hot and sexy and just a real catch.
A) He is soooo fucking sexy… I love him.
but…
B) WTF is with the ear scratching? Work on a new pose, Piven,…
It makes me want to toss his ass in the shower with some very strong soap and shampoo. This guy looks so dirty he should maybe advertise for Wal Mart or some other trailer trash store.
i love the pivot his acting is actually amazing on entourage.
and to #3 - funny how you find time to bother reading perezhilton.com when it is abundantly clear you dislike the writer. just fucking leave, yeah? fucking munter
Hell yes I would. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jeremy Piven
he is touching his ear in both shots
I'd hit it
whatev perez jeremy piven is HOT and you know it!!
i wouldn't call him a good looking man. he's average..short, big nose, big ego…nope. this ad does not make me want to buy the product. they need someone with a better look..nicer face at least. he has the face of a jerk and i've been told he stands up to that title well.
Jeremy Piven can eat crackers in my bed any day. He is so hot!
What is with the ear tugging?
i absolutely love jpivs &entourageee, so lets leave him alone. ;]
oh man so sexy, love him
I LOVE JP! He is soo funny and cool. I'd buy his sheet if I was a guy!
Re: bonnieann –
You're spot on, Bonnieann. Pivert's been wearing the hairskin rug for years. No plugs or combovers for this guy–just ear-to-ear carpeting.
Ah! I love Jeremy Piven. He's why I started watching Entourage. I'd buy anything from him!
He is hot, hOT, HOT. Sorry God was so bad to you, looks-wise, Perez. Eat your heart out.
Sexy? Are you kidding? I can't see past his fake hair and ear-caressing fetish. Maybe he should stop spending out of his league and then he wouldn't have to whore himself out…he's such a snot. If he dropped the attitude he would almost be attractive.
Tool time…tool time….fucking TOOL TIME!
I THINK HE'S SEXY, BUT I'M NOT FELLIN THE MAN-BAG.
why do you have to hate?!
piven is hot.
If I were a guy, I'd buy it. Jeremy is smokin aces (ha, get it?!)
He used to be cool for being a dick, but now he's just a dick. Also, the head-turned-pose is weird…and twice??
Nooooo. I loathe his pretentious ass!
no, BUT HES SOOOOOOO SEXY!
I think he looks great…yumm he gets better with age…no sorry HAIR…yeahI ment he looks better with hair…sorry my mix-up…WHat is wrong with his ear tho?
lol he looks pretty girly!!!!!!hahaha.
and I think he should shave his head! I hate it when guys get hair implants…its just gross and unnatural!
No, I can't stand him!
why is always touching his ear…
This is old news, Perez. Jeremy signed with Johnston & Murphy in August of 2007. So he's not exactly the "new face," as you say, trying to "supplement his income."
I still love you, though.
Oh Yeah…I'm buyin what he's sellin.
COULDNT THEY AT LEAST FIND AN ATTRACTIVE MAN FOR THE ADS?
EWW.
Jeremy Piven generally makes me want to buy room freshener. But he looks good in these ads.
He's hot!! I'd buy him…
why is he pulling on his ear in every photo?
why?
Too bad he's been the face of Johnston and Murphy for a long time.
If I were a man, I would buy this…he's so hott. Hug it out, Jer
stopp hating this man! get a life.. stop being morally presumptuous!!!
Shut it, Perez. Jeremy is looking good in this ad.
I LOVE Jeremy Piven!!!
Tell me this Perez….you would know. Is that a dildo holder on the second purse…err….manbag?
Jeremy Piven is HOT. He could sell me anything!!
Nevermind, I see it is a shoe. But if you squint it looks like a tan dildo.
He is a tool! And always will be.
His Playboy interview was a riot though. He claims he always gets to play a tool/asshole because he is a good actor!
Uh no bub…. it is because you ooze asshole…even when you are trying to hit people over the head with your enlightenment.
I am in LOVE with Ari!! LOL Entourage is the BEST show ever! JP forever!!
Honey, I'd buy a bag of air from Jeremy Piven…
Prick
No. It's a man with a purse.
I love Perry Hilton's friend, Jeremy Piven.
I love him……..love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummm…..
HELL YES HE DOES!!! HE IS SO FUCKING SEXY!
omfg I want to do him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGAIN, old news Perez. i saw this ad months ago.
does he have an ear infection? Why does he keep tugging at his left ear?
i want to buy HIM, he's one of the sexiest guys in showbizz. for real!!!!
Can't stand this guy…ass.
Rogaine? No way, thats gotta be a piece. Remember him in PCU? Whats with the ear tugging poses? Still think he's hot though
Why is he always pulling his ear??
yes, he is hot.
I Think he Looks super Hot! Everyone else is whore-ing themselves out for fashion, why can't he!
New face? Definitely been the face of Johnston and Murphy since last summer
he is so gross and cocky. i can just picture him as the short, obnoxious, balding, over-40 drunk guy who tries to pick up all the 21 year olds at the bar. and you know he is hung like my pinkie……….only my pinkie is much bigger……….and i have TINY HANDS. HAAAA
Re: Really? – OMG thank you for the laugh. i just laughed so loud that i scared my dog. you're right, the second PURSE does look like it has a tan dildo on it! omg, omg, i have the giggles now. thank you!
He's gorgeous. He could endorse rolaids and I would still love him!
P.S Entourage will be a hit once again! Best show ever made!
I wouldn't buy anything this douchenozzle pushes.
I would let that man do anything and everything he would want to! He is so fucking sexy. I want him so bad!!
I think hes hott! In an older man way…
yo, your mad ugly and i feel as though u need to continuously make fun of people to feel better about yourself… maybe you are the one that needs to be on some sort of meds to boost your self-esteem…look at YOUR job, its absolutely pathetic. u rip on people for no reason and consume your life with the lives of others, i wish someone had a website that ripped on you because THAT would be hilarious
c'mon.. you know you'd tap that ass P-CubeZ
Perez - The one and major off putting thing about your blog is your piss and vitriol… it's lazy and predictive…smarten up big boy, i wanna keep watching.
Why hire the most irritating, annoying, rude, and completely fugly person around to hawk expensive goods to the public?! Makes no sense.
Oh, wait, I forgot talentless.
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