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Filed under: Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham > Fill In The Blank

Posh at David's soccer match in Paris on Wednesday. England lost, sadly.

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Victoria is praying ____________.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

332 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. Breanna says – reply to this


    101

    She's praying for…..A BIG MACK!

  2. midwest housewife says – reply to this


    102

    she is praying that Marc Jacobs dumps her sorry little ass so she don;t em bar ass herself no longer with those ugly adds
    she is picking her nose with her thumbs so as not to disgust anyone
    she is hiding her face because it was an international break out session with one zit bigger than krackatoa ready to explode like the volcano
    her hands need that porcelaina for those age spots

  3. what did bathog say? says – reply to this


    103

    check out the post at number 1.

  4. Melissa says – reply to this


    104

    or just about to sneeze?

  5. Joel says – reply to this


    105

    "Hunger pains pass, but beauty is forever!!"

  6. Buffy says – reply to this


    106

    that his team wins cuz otherwise she isn't going to get the Becks boner tonight. I would be praying too. Gotta have me some of that….

  7. Jamieh says – reply to this


    107

    That her modeling career doesn't go the same way as the match did for england

  8. eric says – reply to this


    108

    she looks fabulous

  9. Posh Sux says – reply to this


    109

    That skank is not praying!
    She is covering that PIG SNOUT she calls a nose!

  10. lizzy-liz says – reply to this


    110

    posh is praying that david will still fuck her tonight even though england lost

  11. Claire Randall says – reply to this


    111

    that the annoying paps would for once just get the f— away from her.

  12. erin emphasisss says – reply to this


    112

    that david wont beat her tonight
    haha

  13. What a FAT bitch! says – reply to this


    113

    She's not praying, she's trying the new "Exhale, don't inhale" -diet that is supposed to make her look skinnier.

  14. hot mess says – reply to this


    114

    … for a smile.

  15. whoreaux says – reply to this


    115

    that she doesn't accidentally smile again….

  16. Pumpkin says – reply to this


    116

    She is praying that no one notices the fart she just blew turned out to be a super-duper sloppy wet dump that is running down her legs and filling up her high heels.

  17. lbgordie says – reply to this


    117

    praying that someday her titties will soften up a little

  18. lori Bravo says – reply to this


    118

    is praying….that her nose doesn't melt and ooze down her face!

  19. cassie says – reply to this


    119

    that she doesn't gain an inch in her waistline from breathing in the concession stand smells!

  20. susie says – reply to this


    120

    Dear ZEUS, please let me look less shriveled and ematiated. sexy is what i am going for

  21. randy. says – reply to this


    121

    shes praying he dosent get hurt.
    she needs more shopping money.

  22. JLF Mama says – reply to this


    122

    "Oh my Nose"…very Marcia Brady.

  23. shayla says – reply to this


    123

    that this game could be over already so she can go buy a new pair of heels

  24. smiff says – reply to this


    124

    the woman in front of her is also covering her mouth so I believe Vicky cut the cheese

  25. jessica says – reply to this


    125

    for a brain

  26. kimpossibly says – reply to this


    126

    praying…that her next spray tan will be more EVEN…

  27. uhmmm says – reply to this


    127

    that her laundry will take care of her beloved roland mouret dress

  28. Rachel says – reply to this


    128

    for the ability to smile

  29. Sarah says – reply to this


    129

    Hopefully David does not start sucking cause there goes her shopping habit!!!

  30. Mariah says – reply to this


    130

    That no one sees David's underwear padding.

    That no one saw her shove those three burgers into her mouth.

  31. Kena says – reply to this


    131

    Is it just me, or do others think that Posh has a little black in her not so removed ancestry?

  32. jeff says – reply to this


    132

    ….for me to do her

  33. N00 says – reply to this


    133

    praying david will win so she can get more $$$$$$

  34. Envy says – reply to this


    134

    No one sees her new nose job lol jk but maybe!

  35. canadakate says – reply to this


    135

    or sniffing her vag………………

  36. saniya says – reply to this


    136

    Everybody needs to calm down!
    I don`t think she`s praying, she just looks disappointed.

    She`s fierce.

  37. Fran says – reply to this


    137

    Just to be a good wife and mother. Her hair looks bad, her clothes look bad, and the breast look bad. She is a beautiful lady, but looks like a W !

  38. nome says – reply to this


    138

    that all the cocaine she just snorted isn't going to cause a massive nosebleed on her designer duds!

  39. grace says – reply to this


    139

    she's not praying ,she's thinking 'fuck david got booked…why does he get booked evrytime he plays for england…he is going to sulk sooooo bad on the flight home now'

  40. kristie says – reply to this


    140

    to god that her totally hot hubby doesn't get hurt.

  41. anonymoose. says – reply to this


    141

    yaahTRICKyaaah

  42. sean says – reply to this


    142

    a "Feeding Tube"

  43. julie says – reply to this


    143

    that david will take his shirt off-hopefully it will distract the players and david will score!!

  44. Kate says – reply to this


    144

    that the mall is still open

  45. chance6868 says – reply to this


    145

    …for better clothes…she looks like hell.

  46. PK says – reply to this


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    she's praying her husbands junk doesn't get damaged. and secondly all you bitches hating on Victoria are fucking jealous! She's fucking hot and you know it. You're the queen Vic! I don't care if she does get botox or had surgery the bitch is hot and you know it!

  47. chickie says – reply to this


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    please let me pick my nose in private!!For Gods sake its just a booger, I should be able to pick it without it making front news headlines but Noooo If anybody sees me picking my nose it'll be spread all over the internet. It'll be everywhere…pick pick…..pray pray…pick pick…

  48. lil_star says – reply to this


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    shes prayin nobody doesn't catch her checkin out rio ferdinand and j cole's cute ass's :) :) .. seriously the england squad has some really fit players, woop woop

  49. Amber in NZ! says – reply to this


    149

    For a new face, that doesn't look like an alien! hehe

  50. Debbie28 says – reply to this


    150

    She is praying that god will someday make her look less like an alien…

  51. lil_star says – reply to this


    151

    also perez england didnt lose.. they drew 2-2 against sweden silly.. lol :)

  52. AnsaBansa says – reply to this


    152

    praying that he still gets paid

  53. Mr SG says – reply to this


    153

    Victoria is praying the woman infront of here is really not going to be sick into her black Gucci bag

  54. Maloney says – reply to this


    154

    praying that her new botched nose job was just a dream

  55. bee says – reply to this


    155

    praying that this won't effect the hubby's salary.

  56. Megan says – reply to this


    156

    Victoria is praying that she never has to go to a soccer game ever again.

  57. Sammy B says – reply to this


    157

    her hair looks great!!! love you vicky!

  58. hahah says – reply to this


    158

    she is praying for poo cause she's constipated

  59. daveyisgreat says – reply to this


    159

    that some one will by her denim (dVb) jeans, sales suck right now.

  60. Mike says – reply to this


    160

    OMG! BATS!

  61. sha says – reply to this


    161

    Re: Stephanie – lol !

  62. Christine says – reply to this


    162

    England? A little irrelevant, don'tcha think? David plays for L.A.

  63. siti maspupah says – reply to this


    163

    oh, bollock. this is no good for my new jeans for men promotion

  64. lokie says – reply to this


    164

    "Damn, I hope I didn't just get my period!"

  65. Ken says – reply to this


    165

    That the lifesaver she just ate doesnt go to her hips

  66. Pd says – reply to this


    166

    praying for a big Mac!!

  67. xandra says – reply to this


    167

    they are rich who even wathces soccer

  68. smorf says – reply to this


    168

    she just touched some food and is now smelling her hands (that is the closest she gets to eating)

  69. ModernDayHollyGolightly says – reply to this


    169

    That the next time she looks in the mirror she'll be beautiful.

  70. poshisnuts says – reply to this


    170

    Praying she won't be hungry before her 75th birthday. Stick insect doofus.

  71. Gemma says – reply to this


    171

    I'm confused I thought He played for LA and they left England? I thought England didn't want him anymore and he was 'washed up' there.

  72. chica says – reply to this


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    that we won't see the fresh collagen injection she's hiding behind her hands.

  73. Pish Posh says – reply to this


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    That no-one sees the hideous 'smile' she is hiding under her hands.

  74. Kayla says – reply to this


    174

    Praying..she will gain some weight and look normal?

  75. Megan says – reply to this


    175

    to be thinner

  76. teacher says – reply to this


    176

    for some french fries and a hamburger.

  77. Brit. says – reply to this


    177

    That i dont steal her sexyy man!! hahahaha i wishh

  78. Ashleigh says – reply to this


    178

    praying no one see her whatever the f*** she is wearing!!!

  79. Michelle says – reply to this


    179

    ….that her skeletal frame does not collapse into a pile of rubble.

  80. wassim says – reply to this


    180

    shes sad DIPSHITS!!!!!!

  81. who cares? says – reply to this


    181

    that she will find her smile thats been lost all these years

  82. amber says – reply to this


    182

    Re: bluenosed bastard – Im sure perez knows that. your dumb for not knowing it is just a game

  83. sadi. says – reply to this


    183

    uhm…probably for david to win…

    i think she should be Queen of the World :P

    LOL.

    sadi.x

  84. Alexis says – reply to this


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    that the girl infront of her will stop smelling her clothes

  85. angela says – reply to this


    185

    Victoria is praying:England please score or else I'm gonna have to swallow as as a treat to cheer Day-vid up.

  86. heya says – reply to this


    186

    Please God, take all the calories out of chocolate.

  87. Elena says – reply to this


    187

    She's praying her esophagus will hold up for *just* one more binge/purge session…

  88. Michael says – reply to this


    188

    I guess I am out of the fag loop. What does "first" mean? And if it means what I think it does (Being the first to comment on some lame story by this big-headed uber-fag Perez), then why not actually POST a comment instead of just typing "First"? You fags sure have some real issues about being "first"! And how many times are you NOT first!?? Would somebody please explain the big deal?

  89. Audrey says – reply to this


    189

    To take Good Picture for Marc Jacobs!:O

  90. shardy says – reply to this


    190

    perhaps her nose popped off from doing such a looooooong a rail of coke,
    and she doesn't want to be photographed with an incomplete face….?

  91. Dave says – reply to this


    191

    that David will still want her vajaja tonite & didn't get a BJ in the locker room before the game

  92. SAxlerod says – reply to this


    192

    "Please don't hurt my money train….."

  93. Kelly says – reply to this


    193

    that marc jacob's doesn't come into reality and realize that she looks hideous in his recent ads.

  94. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


    194

    That her tampon doesn't split her open.

  95. bec says – reply to this


    195

    that she is still some sort of celebrity!

  96. Micaela says – reply to this


    196

    she didn't gain a half an ounce when she ate a carrot at lunch

  97. May of Teck says – reply to this


    197

    Re: a – Excellent. My favorite post.

  98. Persian Boy says – reply to this


    198

    Re: jimmyjazz – Quit cruising the locker room, Yimmy.

  99. pepper says – reply to this


    199

    Victoria is praying to lose that last 10 lbs.

  100. Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this


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    Re: Michael – I'll explain it while you're looking up at me with my dick in your mouth.

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