Mrs. Johnny Depp
Filed under: Listen To This > Johnny DeppClick here to check out the new music video from Vanessa Paradis.
We really like the song!
It's in French and has a sweet indie/pop/folk/quirky vibe to it.
Johnny makes a cameo in the vid and he is rumored to have directed it as well!
Posted: March 27, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Re: jon –
song is called "l'incendie" (i told you Perez in my mail when i gave you yesterday the news about johnny directing the video !!!) , it means "the fire"
Lol. She can't sing. It's horrible. I suppose I'm going to get a lot of harsh comebacks from the teenagers out there.
her teeth bug me so much…in relation to the rest of her features they make her look vaguely retarded. the song was cute tho.
This is kinda just overall….bad.
The singing, the dancing, the video direction and everything, it looked like something a 16 year old with a video camera would come up with. I couldn't give 2 cares about her gap tooth, and total lack of beauty, blah, blah, blah, I just think the whole thing is tragically, horribly, BAD.
PEREZ, JUST A LIITLE EDIFICATION:
VANNESSA HAS BEEN A SUPER STAR IN EUROPE SINCE SHE WAS 13 YEARS OLD, SHE HAD A HUGE CAREER. LENNY KRAVITZ PRODUCED A RECORD FOR HER IN 1993 WHEN HE WAS HER BOYFRIEND. SINCE BEING WITH DEPP SHES RELAXED TO BE A MOM.
THE VIDEO IS A TAKE OFF OF THE VANESSA REDGRAVE MOVIE ABOUT ISADORA DUNCAN (ONE OF THE FOUNDERS OF MODERN DANCE). VANESSA P. IS NOT MRS JONNY DEPP SHE IS VANESSA PERADIS!
love it! so much better than the heidi directed by spencer video… which couple has what it takes? the answer has been clear for ages…
Guillaume, Del..You folks can come to my house for dinner anytime..You're the voice or reason here.. And yes G most Americans have not travelled to France. But then there are a lot of other people from other countries who have not travelled anywhere either. It is an eye opening experience. Cordelia, do not believe that all French are Anti American. We had friends from France who came to visit and were stunned by the Anti Bush rhetoric everywhere. Their media feeds them just as much crap as ours.
Oy vey. What crap!
She's gorgeous! I've always wanted to hear her music. Thanks, Perez!
Is it just me, or does she look a bit like Kate Moss… especially in shot where she's looking up at him.
I thought it was hot. She is so unique and the gap doesn't bother me as much as it did some people apparently. Hell, Madonna has one…
see the gap? Thats a woman who knows beauty has nothing to do with looking like everyone else. Its about being natural! NATURAL! does america understand that anymore. She is georgeous and france is an awesome place.
Re: COKATE & WINONA RYDER – See your Doc please
The sequence does a spectacular job of creating just the right mood - nunaced, sexy and quite subtle — and the playfulness of the lyrics represent quite well the french take on life.
It is well done.
It's too bad some of these people must focus on her appearance — this seems all to shallow and immature.
She looks like a hot tranny mess.
LOVES IT!!
And I friggin' love the gap in her teeth. Very Lauren Hutton. Do we all have to look the SAME?!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
I wonder if she can do tricks with that gap tooth hmmm johnny only knows
this video sucks
Best STAR in france from 80's, 90's and … NOW !
She just get new award BEST SINGER OF THE YEAR and BEST ALBUM
She don't use artifice or surgery : is that a problem for Jealous here ?
She s pretty like that… do not change Vanessa : you re WONDERFULL
je l'adore!!!!! Love the song et elle est très belle : )
very cool video too!!
whats the NAME of the song?
i like it too but as much money as they both have you think they would go to the dentist and do something about their teeth attractive people in the profession should have a attractive smile with nice teeth that are cared for.
some whiting and get rid of that space between her front teeth or close it up some she is beautiful till you she shows her teeth, he too.
now I know why he loves her..I love her….love the vid…sounds like he played the guitar in that one…sounds like his style…he is an amazing guitarist.
Magnifique! J'adore les deux, Johnny et Vanessa!!
I like it, the gap in her teeth is probably what attracted JD to her, it makes her unique and different from the "norm"
You people are fools.
Vanessa likes the gap in her teeth, she doesn't want to change it.
And JOHNNY has said that perfectly straight teeth gross him out!! So shush.
Also she is an amazing singer and this is a beautiful song.
How did she ever get him? Is he blind? You could park a school bus inbetween her fron teeth!!!! He's WAYY too hot for her!
I like it. It's a little a dark but I don't expect anything less from the Depps. Vanessa really looks like a vampire. She sort of has the evil but sweet look in her eye which is why I could totally understand why Johnny adores
what a beautiful song about love and life
EW!!!!!!!!!! He married THAT??!!!?!?!?!?!!!!! She'd be ok but her GAP!! How could you not stare at it!!!??!?!?!?!!!!
Someone needs to learn how to lipsync!
I can't believe how narrow-minded some people are here, making comments like "she could afford to fix her teeth" and whatnot. There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with having a gap between your teeth, it's even consider quite sexy by lots and lots of people! And anyway who says celebrities have an obligation to look perfect? Personally, I would loose respect for her if she had her body fixed, she's great just as she is. She is comfortable with who she is and THAT makes her beautiful.
i dont think she's THAT attractive. i kinda think her gap makes her who she is but que la, girl, cant you get it fixed with all that money from your pretty boy hubby?
i actually kinda like the song though…
although i only watched the whole vid for johnny….otherwise i would have turned it off.
I had a gap between my teeth when I was a teenager. My dentist managed to convince my parents that I needed to get it fixed because I just couldn't "go out in public like that". Now the gap is gone. Noone asked about my opinion. I loved my gap and I wish I could get it back, it looks so nice on other people and I'd rather have a gap than the "rabbit" front teeth I have right now. Hopefully my future kids will get gaps and I'll make sure they'll get to keep it. Gap-teethed people of the world, unite!
she makes me sick
Re: Christina –
you are such an idiot, how about before you comment do some research.. she was famous long before johnny depp.. i think for like 20 years.. she doesn't need to try- she already is.. there is life outside the states.
she is beautiful! and i loved the song! good job perez!
why does she has to fix that gap if she likes it?? if Johnny likes it.. not because most of hollywood has fake ass teeth means that the whole world needs to do the same…
AND THEY ARE NOT MARRIED!!
I think she is beautiful. Anyone who says otherwise is positively jealous….and genuinely pathetic
Ive always liked her. She's beautiful and doesnt need her gap fixed or Botox or giant fake boobs. She's ADORABLE!!! Love the Vid. too. Very classy.
I love it and she is perfect how she is.
the video was cute but the Jack O'Lantern's song is beyond SHITEOUS!!!!
in France ( and in many other cultures ) her teeth are beautiful and lucky.
just because isnt the thypical artificial American starlet doesent mean that she is not talented or beautiful.
vive la difference !
jaime bien cette chanson elle est belle est unique !!!
i hate her! she sucks! why the fuck do you like her?! stop putting these assholes on your site!
C'est pas mal du tout. En tout cas, j'aime mieux que Joe le Taxi!
I'm french and all I can say is that her new album's so GREAT !
She worked with famous french musicians and writers, and the full album is so cool.
… sorry for my poor english ^_^
The song sucks and she is butt ugly!!!
I think it was fantastic and her gap doesn't bother me - in fact my 7 year old has one similiar and I called her in to show her how beautiful Vanessa is.
Her spastic dancing is almost as bad as the gap in her teeth!!
he could have any woman in the world…and he picked that thing…..wow. he must really be a great guy.
She needs to keep her mouth shut TIGHT!
i love it!!!!very fresh and soft
she is SOOOO lucky to be fucking johnny depp. this video is definitely him–he seems to be fascinated by the old hollywood scene. pretty decent!
why does no one ever mention the fact she looks crazy amounts like kate moss his former gf…talk about replacement…tho i like Vanesssa P alot more than old cunny chops kate moss.
ps.pretty song..pretty lady
Thanks for posting, great video (loved the cheeky allusion to Johnny Depp, I think it would have been MUCH worse had he actually appeared in the video), and great song. Vanessa looks gorgeous - especially in the short black wig - and her teeth are her trademark. She will never get them "fixed", despite the many helpful suggestions from my fellow Perezhilton.com readers.
Why the eff can't she get her front teeth fixed…I can't stop looking at them
A MINOR GAP IS ONE THING, BUT SHE HAS SUCH A BIG GAP SHE PROBABLY FLOSSES WITH ROPE. A MINOR GAP IS ONE THING, BUT SHE HAS SUCH A BIG GAP SHE PROBABLY FLOSSES WITH ROPE. A MINOR GAP IS ONE THING, BUT SHE HAS SUCH A BIG GAP SHE PROBABLY FLOSSES WITH ROPE. A MINOR GAP IS ONE THING, BUT SHE HAS SUCH A BIG GAP SHE PROBABLY FLOSSES WITH ROPE. A MINOR GAP IS ONE THING, BUT SHE HAS SUCH A BIG GAP SHE PROBABLY FLOSSES WITH ROPE. A MINOR GAP IS ONE THING, BUT SHE HAS SUCH A BIG GAP SHE PROBABLY FLOSSES WITH ROPE.
If Johnny Depp did direct this music video, this is much better than the Speidi collaboration.
very nice song, i like it,if she would fix her teeth she would be beautiful
i was so fixated on her sweet gap. she had the money get it fixeeddd.
To all of the girls attacking Vanessa because of her gap…
Did you realize that Johnny left America because he's too embarrassed to stay and be associated with people like you? Do you know what the rest of the world thinks of the blonde, bimbo types that you all aspire to be like? I know it isn't something you are acquainted with but if Vanessa stinks of anything it's class.
Here's your dedication tonight…sexy sexy!!!
Why is everyone so critical of the gap in her teeth. why should everyone in the lime light be so called perfect??? the perfect image is whats fu88ing up all the normal non celebs. EVERYONE is beautiful in there own way. so many people are just so freakin shallow. if johnnys with her im sure shes a really cool chic gap in teeth and all.
Who gives a shit if the French hate us? We're the United States of America, France is full of smelly greasy faux snobs and Muslims. It quit being a "standard" years ago. If Johnny Depp wants to live there with his picket fence no talent wife, all the better for America.
I was less offended by her teeth than I was by her emaciated appearence and the completely asexual air about her. It seems like she would just blow away…
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Also, the song was not bad, but the video was just awful. The 60's "trails" left by her arms are really cheesy. Not to mention the fact that her performance seems forced and awkward. She has no coordination or natural finesse. Her baby voice and lack of cordination makes her seem mentally…erm…slow.
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Honestly, I don't know what he sees in her.
Perfect video and my new favorite song. THANKS SO MUCH PEREZ!!!! I really wish these dumb ass people would stop hating on her.
it is not a rumor.. he DID directed the video!
the rumor is that the man on the video is him… need to research more before posting news Perez!
besides, if my memory doesn't fail, you were the one who strongly critized Vanessa a few moths ago, don't you??!
wow you would think she would get her teeth fixed…odd
LOVE IT! Ummmmm I was expecting the worst and i LOVED IT. too sweet and cute….
i love the video, it was enchanting.. he did a great job directing it
Re: april – another brainless idiot… Why don't you go waste your time and slurr your idiotic remarks someplace where we can't see it, and maybe use you time TO LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE? or, better yet, STEP OUTSIDE YOUR BOX AND GO SEE THE WORLD!!! Maybe then you realise what an ignorant, morronic, brinless idiot you are… Have you been living under a rock all your life?? Oh, and by the way, Vanessa Paradis is defdinitly not in her 20's anymore. Not that it matters… I don't even believe you're still reading this at this point. Probably lost you on the second word…lol…idiot! It's actually sad to see such ignorance..
I do like this…….she's got the chanteuse thing down. Excellent stuff!
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DONT YOU ALL REALIZE THAT johnny married vanessa ONLY cuz shes KATE MOSS' fricken twin????????
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L'Iincendie
L'un sans l'autre c`est un incendie
Un incident bien senti
L'un se dit pret[accent mark above the e in pret]a[accent mark above the a]mourir pour l'autre, l'autre aussi
L'un sans l'autre c`est un incendie
Qui n's'eteint[accent mark above the first e in eteint]pas de la vie
L'un soleil, l'autre lune
L'un soleil et l'autre lune
L'incendie
C`est l'un sans l'autre
L'incendie
C'est l'un sans l'autre
L'un sans l'autre c'est un incendie
de foret[accent mark above the e in foret]ou d'euphorie
L'un declare[accent mark above the first e in declare]sa flamme au 102L'autre au 201 le feu
L'un sans l'autre c`est un incendie
aussi doue[accent mark above the e in doue]que la pluie
Tous les oui qu'ils se sont dits
Tous les oui qu'ils se sont dits
L'incendie
Vous avez saisi c'est fusionnel
L'un a ses idées et l'autre ses ailes
Alors les séparer devient criminel
A se faire incendier sur la grande échelle
L'incendie
She was great in "Girl on a Bridge". I
L'incendie translation:
One without the other it is a fire
An incident/(A feeling) strongly felt
One says it's ready to die for the other, the other also
One without the other it is a fire that is not extinguished by life
One the sun, the other moon
One the sun and the other moon
The fire
It’s one without the other
The fire
It’s one without the other
One without the other it is a fire
A forest of euphoria
One declares its flame is 102 (degrees)
The other fire is at 201 (degrees)
One without the other it is a fire
It's as gifted as the rain
All the “yeses” that they said to each other
All the “yeses” that they said to each other
The fire
It’s one without the other
The fire
It's one without the other
You understand that it's a merger
One has ideas and the other has wings
Then to separate them it becomes criminal
To be made a fire on a grand scale
The fire
It’s one without the other
KATE MOSS TWIN
THATS WHY JOHHNY MARRIED HER
KATE MOSS TWIN
THATS WHY JOHHNY MARRIED HER
KATE MOSS TWIN
THATS WHY JOHHNY MARRIED HER
KATE MOSS TWIN
THATS WHY JOHHNY MARRIED HER
i'm pissed that that mediocre skank gets to fuck him whenever she wants. IT'S NOT FAIR!!
LOVE IT! SHE IS GORGEOUS!
The bad thing: When her teeth were visible and her voice sounding like a baby.
The interesting thing: The way this video was made and it made me think of Phantom of the Opera. :]
The reason Perez dumped on her award-show performance is because it was atrociously bad. It truly was like a bad joke.
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He likes her video. He hated her "live" (I can't say that without laughing…) performance. Sounds fair to me.
i like it too.
Good God Woman! - get those dang teeth fixed.
Re: Big Deal, France – lol… I completely agree! Just as these people that "love her gap!" want everyone to respect their opinion that she is perfect as she is, they should also respect the opinions of those who think her gap is whack. Hating on someone who thinks HUGE gaps aren't sexy is the same ignorance and intolerance these gap-lovers preach…. people also have the right to think the gap is atrocious (which it is), just as others have the right to think it is endearing and cute.
i couldnt see JOHNNY DEPPS face ??? =(
For of you out there so rudely criticizing her teeth, I'm absolutely POSITIVE you're all gorgeous, perfect, rich and in a long term relationship with a hot movie star.
Wait, what? None of you are? You're just sitting in your double-wides hating out of jealously? Ohhhhhhhhh. Right. So sad.
artsy french fucking fartsy. She is all french arthouse. not able to crossover because, 1. she doesn't have enough talent and 2. she is not attractive by american standards. however, i can see how the ever so quirkey Depp was attracted to that gap toothed french muff. he likes to be origional.
It figures that Americans are focused solely on her teeth.
That whole fucking country seems big on teeth.
Just look at all the Americans who have BIG TEETH!
The Kennedy's all have big teeth, and Americans love the Kennedy's
Hurray for BIG TEETH!!!
HEEEEEHHAWWWWW!!!!! (Insert Horse Snort here)
Beoch can't dance or sing, but wears tranny clothes well. WTF is wrong with her teeth? And get some sun beotch! Must be a good lay, because wtf does Johnny see in her????
What's with her teeth? you can fit like five quarters between the space of her two front teeth.
For the love of God, fix those damn teeth!
Loved the song and the vid. Just hated that giant gap between her teeth, WTF, is massive, bigger than Madonna's!!! And that's pretty much to say…
Anyway, lucky bitch, good to be her!
The video isn't bad, her voice is pretty good but those damn teeth… I will NEVER for the life of me understand the "type" of women johnny Depp goes for, it baffles the mind.
very fantastic —
yeah, a gap, like Madonna.
*sigh* What is it with this American obsession with teeth? The girl is incredibly talented but the only thing you can think to mention are her teeth?! JD is way more attractive to me simply because he DOES choose a quirky, original, talented and very beautiful woman to be the mother of his children. He's clearly not your typical cookie-cutter-plastic-blonde-loving American, and props to him for that!
freddy krugger stars in the vid as well!
V. Paradis =Overrated, lazy, dorky looking, dumb b*tch.
God i just think she is not cute JOHNNY I COULD LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH BETTER!
Re: Clare – i'm sure that cost is why she has never got her teeth "fixed". LOL
Tell me, are you American? Or just shallow ?
where the fuck is the cameo perez, sometimes i wonder about the info you post