Paris Attempts To Belly Dance
Filed under: Paris Hilton > PerezTVParis is in Istanbul!
On Thursday night, Miz Hilton was one of the judges on the Miss Turkey beauty pageant. Random!
When she was invited on stage to belly dance with a trained pro….see what happened above.
HIGHlarious!
Posted: March 27, 2008 at 6:49 pm
This is the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen in my entire life. When in doubt, throw your hands over your head like a hoe is that it?
how cuuuuuuuuute
seriously I want to hate her but I can't
stupid girl! this is the bad publicity of America in all world… Paris u can be the next president of America…
yeh i just watched that on tv i was cracking up laughing.LOL. I actually live in istanbul!!! Maybe i'll see her around….
She is so fucking stupid. She was not even looking at the belly dancer. She was trying to make up her own moves and just made a total fool out of herself.
Corporate whore of the year: Perez Hilton
omg ppl give her a break, she's NOT a belly dancer
i would like to see you people do that!
love paris, but what a mess, so silly. that was the opposite of belly dancing. her 'belly' was not moving at all… it was the only thing remaining stable as she flailed her arms and runway walked around the stage occasionally, awkwardly wiggling her hips.
She knows she's lame.
hoooly shit! OMFG! WTF!!! hahaha thats the cripyest thing that my eyes had ever seen!
LMAO MY GOD PARIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? SHE CANT DANCE AT ALL! WELL SHE CANT REALLY DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SHOP AND MAKE SEX TAPES LOL
when will she die?
I still wouldn't kick her out of any bed I had a chance of getting into her with… She still does it for me… Sorry for all you haters in your rooms out there…
awkward.
she's so stiffff!
she can't dance.
she definitely a white girl.
la loca.
DUMB ASS!!!
My God how friggenin embarressing!!! She was terrible and what were her arms doin wavin em around like a looney!! She wasn't even keepin the beat - so lame! I bet she gave the Turks a good laugh LOL
She looks like a giraffe on crack
CUNT FACE IF ISTANBUL KNEW WHAT SHE HAS DONE WITH THAT PORN VIDEO THEY WOULD HAVE HUNG THE BITCH IN PUBLIC
AWKWARD!! You gotta have hip control to bellydance.
I wouldn't have done much better
… well maybe be just a little bit better
she such a stupid bitch, she looked like she was posing for the paparazzi because lets face it thats all she knows how to do and at least she works that "talent"
She's such an idiot.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
YOU IDIOT.
Same as before… Would be a cvery happy man to have her be my GF… To bad all you haters are, well in you rooms with lives taht leave you hatting all.
wow, that was pathetic.
WHY WHY WHY Well, we all know that we white people cant dance. I dont think you can learn rythem and she wasnt born with it. But you would think with as much time as she spends in the clubs that she would pick some up at some point!
Wow, I am a guy and can move better than her, that is pretty sad Paris!
She doesn't have hips…or rthym for that matter. Is it sooo much of a shock that she can't dance? The hips truly don't lie.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT WAS GREAT, SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING WASTE OF SKIN. I WONDER IF SHE LEARNED THOSE MOVES IN JAIL???
she's 100% gringa/blond/stupid
:)
poor girl probably can't understand them, they probably weren't speaking english. they were probably like "come learn how to belly dance" and she was probably like "ummm k she's pulling me on stage i guess i'll just dance?"
Oh Mah God! You'd think with as much as she sleeps around she *might* be able to fucking move her hips, but from what that video showed, she has to just LIE there! Oh wait, you also have to HAVE hips!
how do you spell retard
She can't dance for shittttt
Shakira's belly dance is NOT REAL belly dance the belly dance teacher try to show her that it's all about the belly but Paris didn't seem to understand.
this girl CAN'T do ANYTHING!!!! what an idiot
thats hot.. lol funnnyyyy.. GO PEREZ HILTON..p.s How long does it take you to do this… KEEP IT UP!
you'd think someone who made it her job to sit in the spotlight all day would have figured out by now how to laugh something off.
whenever something unusual or challenging comes up she's so fucking AWKWARD. remember letterman?
Re: kelley –
People from Istanbul are usually fluent in English lovely city by the way.
EPIC FAIL!
Larry Ellison is a parasite. It was his choice to build the home in the style of his choice. He should pay regardless of its alleged functional deficits. I hope the IRS checks out those on the property tax board who felt Ellison "deserved" such special dispensation. LARRY ELLISON, YOU ARE A BASTARD !!!!!!!!!!!
CALIFORNIA s School Kids Pay & Pay & Pay !!!!!!
awkward is an understatement. a sack of bones with no brains
All that hoe can do is spin and pose..it's the extent of her dancing, unless there's a pole around.
bimbo
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH i think this is the first time i have actually seen her embarassed!! typical boring white girl with no rhythm!! HEHHEHEHHEH… looks like shes having spasms all the while trying to look sexy! SHE IS LAME! GUERA DESABRIDA
god what a skinny stilted white girl. Who would you rather have sex with? Some frigid blonde barbie doll with no connection to her body and her sexuality or the voluptuous earthy fully connected creature next to her….THAT is what is wrong with America…let anyone who thinks Paris Hilton is a sexual icon view that childlike embarrassed frigid display and you will know why America is so confused about its sexuality…my god her trunk to her knees moves as one unit!
omg! wtf was this bitch doing?!?!?!? she's such a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!
I know that belly dance is harder than we think but she didn't even tried to dance properly… the real belly dancer tried to get her focus many times but she didn't tried to learn few moves and just poses like an idiot!!!
How much does rhythm cost? She needs to buy some!!! Oh yeah, maybe she should pick up a little dignity and self-respect while she's at it!!!
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE KILL THIS SKANK AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!
She seemed kind of confused about what they wanted her to do….
What the hell? She looks like she was dancing in a club!
STICK A FUCKING DICK IN HER MOUTH, THEN SHE'LL DANCE FOR YOU!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT WAS GREAT, SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING WASTE OF SKIN. I WONDER IF SHE LEARNED THOSE MOVES IN JAIL???
Haha
That was funny.
Why was she spinning around in circles with her arms over her head?
I didn't see the pro belly dancer doing that!
Paris can't even follow instructions. Silly girl!
That was nothing close to belly dancing! All she did was shake her ass, no belly involved! But did anyone ever notice that Paris has no rhythem at all what so ever? I hope I spelled that right it looks odd! Anyway she cant dance! But somehow she thinks she can and always ends up on tables and stages.
I agree she looked classy for once.
Homegirl does NOT know how to shake dem hips!!@! LOL!!!
holy fuck look at the size of her feet.
Maybe she just needed a drink to relax….
SHE CAN'T DO IT, BECAUSE SHE HAS NO CURVES. HER BOOBS & BUTT ARE TOO DINKY. AND THE CONSTANT HAIR FLIPPING AND GIGGLING LOOKED SO FUCKING STUPID. GOD, I HATE THIS BITCH. SHE IS SO DUMB AND ANNOYING. DIE, ALREADY!!!
JAJA she's more stupid than i thought
UHM, THAT WAS FUCKING PAINFUL. SERIOUSLY. IM EMBARRESSED..I JUST…I DON'T KNOW WHY IM EMBARRESSED BUT IAM…WHAT THE HELL? IF THERE WAS EVER A MOMENT IN TIME WHEN I COULD HONESTLY SAY SOMEONE LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL BIMBO, IT WAS RIGHT THEN AND THERE. THOSE TURKS IN THE BACKGROUND WERE LAUGHING AT HER!!! AHAHA OH GOD…
I want to shoot her in the head and then shoot myself! She makes me homicidal/suicidal
How was that even remotely entertaining? Good belly dancing requires small feet so Paris will never be any good.
I'm convinced she gotta be the worst lay ever…..Like fucking the dead only worse.
Dancer she is not
hahaha paris….wheres borat?
UTTER Fail!
The problem is that she's got nothing to shake!
Belly dancing is NOT hard…you just have to move like a woman…too hard for Paris. Besides, she's afraid she'll trip over her big nasty feet… And WHO let her leave the country??? She doesn't represent any Americans, except maybe trannies. Keep her in the borders like a bad dog…
Paris is not hilarious. In a world where so many people outright starve to death, Paris is a walking atrocity.
FIRSTLY
shut up guys. this is probably her 1st time doing it…
SECONDLY
i'd like to see you TRY to do that on national t.v
THIRDLY
i dont really like paris hilton but stop making fun on celebrities..
when they make a mistake its like the world has come to an endd… everyone makes mistakes… shut the hell up.
kthanx.
she has no curves eat a sandwich girl.
and istanbul is great.
Oh huh-uuuhh!! LMAO!!
That poor woman is trying so hard to get Paris to move correctly…..I hope with enough classes I'll be able to dance like that. My abs look great now because of belly dancing! Everyone needs to try it at least once.
THIS IS BELLY DANCING ,, she spouse to have a belly first ,, it's not a skeleton dancing !!
retard
Ellison destroyed a priceless Julia Morgan home to build the piece of crap that sits on the proerty now. He should give the $3M back as an apology for being as a#%hole! Hey Larry, PAY YOUR TAXES …. JUST LIKE US– THE LITTLE PEOPLE. STEALING FROM SCHOOL KIDS .. MAN THATs LOW !!!!
wow… embarassing
Wow, that was just awkward. Now I feel gross.
Is it weird that I feel embarrassed for her? Ewww.
you know, I HATE Paris, she is the most annoying and fake celebrity out there and her baby voice makes me want to choke her, BUT
Ive noticed that she IS pretty. In pictures, not so much. In fact, RARELY does she look pretty in pictures, unless they are the 126th pic she's taken for that pose to be achieved. Her still shot really brings out her nose and lazy eye, it gives her an awkwardness pictures.
But she is pretty in person, and moving shots hahaha
Paris has no rhythm…but I'd still kill a baby panda to have that body! Who needs to dance when you can just stand…and be incredibly wealthy?!!
Damn, she is just soooooo talentless at everything!!!! Its a good thing she was born into money, otherwise shed be a meth addict hooker. Im not joking either.
thats the most awkward thing i've ever seen in my life…
get a rope
She's so fuckin stupid…. she should slap herself a few times..so much fame and for what? So she can make an ass of herself…
Paris needs to go to SHAKIRA and get some Belly Dnace lessons seriously she sucks ass.
I WANT TO SEE REP SALLY KERN R-OK IN A LEATHER JOCKSTRAP
umm…she def doesnt have a belly to do any belly dancing!!!!!!! i really dont know what she was doining on that stage!!!!!
This is pathetic. She looks worst than Britney did on stage last year.
I've never understood why no matter what she does she always looks like she's "vogue-ing" or posing. Ha, even in the sex tape….MOVE NATURALLY PARIS!
Trust me, dancing in high heels is HARD!!
Good for her that she tried though…
Larry Ellison destroyed a priceless Julia Morgan home to build the piece of crap that sits on the proerty now. He should give the $3M back as an apology for being as a#%hole!LARRY ELLISONs IS STEALING FROM SCHOOL KIDS & Dude, THATs LOW !!!!
dumbass.
BAHAHAHAHA
World Autism Awareness Day is April 2.
THE GIRL SERIOUSLY HAS NO RITMO! Can't even hit the beat!
DUMBARSE