Introducing…Granny Hohan!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan
How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.
But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!
Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.
Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.
Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!
How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????
[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: March 28, 2008 at 12:09 am
This is hilarious. Ali Lohan? Parenting gone wrong. Hell is patiently waiting for all of them,.
Perez, this is terrible. Respect your elders. That woman is more of a Queen then you ever will be
perez, you have crossed the line with this sad, sad post. The grandmother is NOT in the business, and your absolute crassness about this elderly woman is showing that you are below standards that even YOU should adhere to. You are a disgrace to be saying the things that you have said, and you owe that lady an apology. She has done nothing to you personally, and she is not in the public life. Redeem yourself if you can. Your life is spinning out of control, if you have to stoop to such depths to add stories to your blog. This is a sad commentary on life in America, right now, you are seeing it live here folks.
Let's get our act together and move on…PerezHilton, blog of the breakdown of the Babylon Empire America….
Ewwww perez, that's dirty, poor granny… but if that's what you're into…
this was too vulgar–even for you. I mean, truly vicious.
I ASSUME THAT THIS POST IS BECAUSE THE REJECTION U HAD BY YOUR GRANDMA AND YOUR MOTHER WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE BEAST, COMMON TRY SOME THERAPY THIS WAS A LONG TIME AGO, AND THEY WERE RIGHT U WERE AN AWFUL CHILD…..ASSHOLE!!!
OK REP SALLY KERN IS GONNA SHAKE HER CRUNCHY ASS IN MY FACE!!!!
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SALLY KERN IS GONNA ROCK HER TITTIES IN MY FACE WHILE SHE'S WEARING A LEATHER JOCKSTRAP AND GRINDING HER DICK TO 'SEXY BACK"
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SALLY KERN WANTS ME TO SUCK HER SUCK…BUT I SAY NO NO NO!!!!!
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THAT BITCH IS GONNA SHAKE HER CRUNCHY ASS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur a fukin disgusting pig perez. i hope someone punches u in the crotch so hard u develop a vagina
hahahaha you're ridiculous
I can't stand Lindsay Lohan, but it is not right to talk about her grandmother like this. Very trashy, Perez. Dina may not be a perfect mother, but I do not think you should talk because you are not a parent. Also, how did you turn out? Nobody is perfect. You wouldn't want anybody to badmouth your mother because of your shortcomings.
Okay you're being kinda vicious. She looks like a sweet old lady. Leave the elderly and babies alone.
I agree with you about the Lohans, but leave the poor grandmother out of it!
Perez, you're a fat bitch who needs to be whipped. You're just a fat fuck that has no life. How would you feel if someone blogs shit about your grandma? Shut your fucking mouth your tramp.
Y BORRAS MIS ENTRDAS MARRANO BALSERO……………PUTO!!!
Re: KBB –
It's a fair point
Fuck you Perez, I'd take her dentures out and shove them up your fat ass you lowly lonely dity pig. We all know you kiss the skinny-flat-non-existant ass of Paris any chance you get but fuck, come on and get a grip you douche!
cmonnn get off the grandma's back…i highly doubts she condones her daughter's let alone her grand daughters' behavior. the whores probably told her they hired a cameraman to commemorate her while she is still alive…and she actually believed it…she probably doesnt even know that lindsay has been to rehab…or that dina has visited a tanning bed…or that ali isnt la lohan's much older sister….
Not cool. To everyone out there who thinks Perez has sunk to a new low, picking on someone's grandma… who, btw, is probably delighted to be spending the day with the grandkid… don't pop onto this site for a few days. Bitching doesn't do anything. Stop making the guy money and maybe he'll get a clue.
Re: tak – then dont read his fucking blog LAN ugh
BALSERO JODIDO!!!!! TEN RESPETO
don't lash out at grandma just b/c linds is a filthy ho.
Wow, seriously, the Lohan's aren't America's golden family, but don't go talking dirty about an old lady… that's just bad taste.
LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY LOOK TO GET THEIR PICTURE TAKEN ITS LIKE OMG THEY FINALLY ARE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME, THE GRANDPA LOOKS FREAKED OUT THO WHO IS ACTUALLY GONA WATCH THE SHOW ABOUT THE LOHANS? I WUDNT BOTHER TOO MUCH EFFORT TO TURN THE TV ON.
Is this Perez blogging????? I kinda have the feeling he isn't writing these most recent blogs. . . . Cubans are big on family, and he wouldn't talk about anyone's grandma, no matter whose grandma she is. . . .
i know that's pretty fucked up that you're dissing her grandmother like that. what did she do to u? nothing fat ass.
Why are you raggin' on a grandma? You are a disgusting pig. Just b/c you're so hideous doesn't mean you should make fun of the elderly. Eat a cock.
what???
perez…..have some respect please.
i think this is your lowest.
AND you did this because you have recently been rightfully called out, in my opinion.
maybe it is time for a change.
just sayin.
despite what a lot of people think, there IS some beauty and truth in REAL you, maybe you should show it more often!
oh my god you are such a fucking asshole. seriously. i may have to consider not reading your blog anymore cuz yer such a dirty little piece of shit. i'm sock you if you talked about my family like this. i fucking hate the lohans and i'll still offended
Damn why are you so disrpectful to a eldery woman that has nothing to do w/all of this nonsense. She's a grandmother….didn't your stupid mother teach you any manners and to respect the elderly? Oh wait, that's right your cuban–you pple have no manners (or a country) what if someone said that about your abuelita you fat cuban slob…you need to get bitch slapped. I used to like you but you're lazy, late on the news and just not even funny anymore…
Perez u fuckhead….if someone spoke about your abuelita this way you'd probably sue them….have some respect you fucking fat fag…..
Perez, your a dumb cunt. From Australia.
Mario, I suggest you look in the mirror… and stare at the disgusting person you've become… you're a Hollywood cliché…. soulless and without morals… Making fun of celebrities is one thing… but saying such crass stuff about an elderly lady who hasn't done anything? That's beyond low… I don't predict good things for your future… it's gonna be a downward spiral for you… you'll probably end up dead in a crack den in a few years… and we'll see it all on E! True Hollywood Story…
Awww, this stuff is usually funny… but insulting someone's Grandma is taking it too far! =[
hehehehehehehehehehe
ohh i love u perez .. i get the humor
i love lindsay's grandma! she is always so cute in the interview shows on e. fuck you, mario!!! go roll some dough with luigi!
Hope they are getting a family rate on all those hair extensions…..
You are a filthy, disgusting human being. Look in the mirror and see how despicable you are before rippin an old lady.
SERIOUSLY….IS IT TOO LATE FOR YOU TO DELETE THIS ENTIRE POST BEFORE YOU ALIENATE ANYONE ELSE? JUST READ YOUR FEEDBACK. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ME TRYING TO CAUSE A DISTRACTION BY MAKING REDICULOUS COMMENTS ABOUT HOMOPHOBE SALLY KERN DANCING FOR ME WHILE WEARING A MAN'S COMMENT…..ALL OF THE OTHER POSTS ARE CONDEMNING YOU FOR TRASHING SOMEONE'S GRANDMOTHER.
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IF SOMEONE LIKE ME IS PUT OFF….WITH MY LANGUAGE AND MY DAILY OUTRAGEOUS POSTS …THINK HOW THIS WILL FLY IN MIDDLE AMERICA. IT GIVES YOUR ENEMIES SOMETHING TO POINT OUT. IF I WERE AN ENEMY I WOULD TOTALLY HARP ON THIS TO HELL AND BACK. IF I WERE HER GRANDSON…WELL…………………………ANYWAY….I WOULD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER TAKING THIS DOWN. THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO COME DOWN AFTER A FABULOUS BIRTHDAY PARTY.
thats just mean Perez - every word was fucking mean - why you gotta be like that?
What the fuck is wrong with Perez? He's crossed the line this time! I usually don't get offended at nothing but this wasn't funny! I just read this and was shaking my head in shock! Go fuck your momma, Mario, how'd you like somebody saying that?!
So with your theory… your old man takes it in the ass as well??? if everything runs in the family he musT!
SERIOUSLY I AM MAKING MYSELF NEVER READ YOUR SITE AGAIN. YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGUSTING FAT PIECE OF SHIT THAT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THE WORLD. GO FUCKING DIE.
You sure must be jelous to be so nasty to and elderly women and a kid.
Her granny looks like DR RUTH!!!!!
Her granny looks like DR RUTH!!!!!
Her granny looks like DR RUTH!!!!!
Her granny looks like DR RUTH!!!!!
Her granny looks like DR RUTH!!!!!
Her granny looks like DR RUTH!!!!!
Her granny looks like DR RUTH!!!!!
Her granny looks like DR RUTH!!!!!
usually your dirty-low-blow jokes are funny, because they're based on some truth, ironically. But, this isn't even funny, why you disrespecting the grandma? what did she do to you? she's merely hanging out with her family. Come on Perez, don't be such an idiot!
aw, c'mon low blow. it's just her grandma.
I really enjoyed your site til today…picking on old ladies is not cool and I'm not coming back to your site again. Too low & mean for me.
lindsay looks so old here. she was warned about too much partying.
you are so fucking disrespectful its sad.
AY PEREZ! poor viejita!
and ew look at ali lohan or whatever her name.
low!
And the poor lady's husband has cancer….have you no humanity Perez??
If the old saying is true that a society can be judged based on their treatment of the elderly then clearly America must be on her way down the drain… anyone who thinks that being cruel to a sweet, little old lady is funny is really not right.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks you went too far with this one. At least people still have some level of morality here… unlike you.
I can't wait for the day to turn on the news to learn that someone beat the shit out of you for saying something bad about them
You should be talking about the smallest hohan. Since when does a 14 dress like shes 26. That's sick, children should be staying children.
I actually really hope someone hacked into your site and wrote this…
otherwise you can count me out of reading off of this side. It's always a little cloudy and obnoxious, but this is way to far.
u should be shot and pissed on fat boy!
88, 58, and 38, sad sad sad. $30 for the three of them for an hour, an extra $20 for the famous one to join in.
THIS ISN'T HIM TALKING!!!!
LOOK AT THE PHOTO-CRED'S …
HE GAVE THE ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHER THE CREDITS AND HE NEVER DOES THAT!!!
HE ONLY GIVES CREDIT TO THE COMPANY … NEVER THE PAPARAZZO!!!
You were not raised to disrespect Grandmothers. She surely did not make her offspring that way, Hollywood did. Apologize to her, your Mama & Grandmere, may they rest in peace.
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks this post was in bad taste. Perez, please do the right thing: apologize and take it down. This one has already offended so many of your loyal readers.
Perez,
I am completely disgusted with you. LEAVE THE GRAMMA AND THE KID ALONE. I (am/was) a very loyal follower of you but WHY would you go that low and dirty at LL's family…..Do you really need the money and fame to build your ego up that much, that your are willing to lose your integrity….Are you sure that your evil cousin didn't hack into this blog and say that??? These people have a right to make a living….just like you.
TAKE IT WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, YA DUMB FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEREZ SAYS THIS SHIT JUST TO GET A RISE AND SO FAR ITS WORKING ON ABOUT 98% OF YOU FUCKING M-O-R-O-N-S-S-S-S-S-S-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL SUCK IT DINA, ALLI TSK TSK THAT YOUR 14 AND LOOK 21, THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING. GMA–KEEP BANGIN YA OLD HAG!!!!
I just think that in this case, you should delete this comment and apologize… about 90% of the people are sort of disgusted/angry at you because of this comment…be smart. Hugs.
did you really need to bring the grandmother into this? have some shame
you owe it to yourself to have some class, decency, and self-respect.
be a human. nothing more, nothing less. lately, it seems like youre holding yourself at the level of a God while behaving like an animal.
it happens to everyone on different levels; if things get to this level, something extremely negative happening is probable.
Perez, I love you, but you crossed the line by insulting and disrespecting the poor old lady. Pobersita viejita!
Those Slow Coloreds
I just don't understand why African Americans take so long when they're in line @ SUBWAY. They spend so much time debating which toppings they want on their sub that you'd think that they were choosing options on a home they were building.
If Obama wins in the fall, I hope that he'll address this issue. My time is precious, and frankly, I just hate to wait ! !
P…this was NASTY! ewww, i'm so going to have "gilf" nightmares 2nite.
Wow, you have taken your douchebaggery to a new awful level, this is just totally disrespectful and you should really feel bad about it. Although I doubt you will, you lack a conscience and only care about the $$$$'s. Get some class, Perez.
leave grandma alone.
ARE YOU PEOPLE RETATRDED? HES NOT TALKING ABOUT THE GRANDMA, HE IS TALKING ABOUT ALIANA LOHAN , HER LITTLE SISTER. HE'S MAKING FUN OF THE FACT THAT SHES ONLY LIKE 13 YEARS OLD AND SHE LOOKS MUCH OLDER.
"How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan."
HE WROTE IT FOR ONE TO AT FIRST THINK PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GRANDMOTHER, AND THEN TWIST IT AND SAY ITS ABOUT ALIANA.. LEARN HOW TO UNDERSTAND HUMOR, DUMBASSES.
Why would you do this? You're finally getting to a place where you're being taken seriously, and then you go and post something like this. If you had any sense, you'd take it down. NOW. Or maybe you're just into self-sabotage. Or maybe you're really drunk tonight. Either way, shame on you.
I hope it is not…but I have to say, this does not actually sound like something Perez would write. On his lowest day he has never gone this low. Something seems fishy.
You're a vile piece of shit, Perez. Does it make you feel like you don't have a microdick when you bag on seniors??
**SHAMEFUL** some things are sacred, grandmas being one of them. I'm done with your site Perez. You have sunk to an unforgivable and classless low. You have no credibility now.**BOYCOTT**
it;s so not cool 2 tlk bout an old lady like dat especially when she didnt do anything 2 u. dat not funny at all. u cud hate on lindsay and her mom but leave granny alone. ur jus an insecure fat shit dat jus pickin on her cuz u think it's cool but it's not.
Thats really offensive to people who have herpes asshole…
and you insulted a grandmother
Wow Perez, you grandma hater you. That was too harsh. Were you drinking and posting?? Go to bed! No posting under the influence.
you disgusting vile piece of trash. This is an old lady!!! Some of us could say a number of things about your mother and grandmother based on the scum human being you turned out. Mayeb thats why you keep them out of ythe pubic eye while hunting down everyone else's family !!! fucking retard .. Honey, you might do grandma, but I'm sure grandma has much more class and respect than you have … i cannot emphasize enough on the words VILE DISGUSTING CREEP!!!
Hey, just because Lidnsey is messed up is no reason to say such things about her grandmother. Seriously, most of the time you hit the nail on the head, but this is low, even for you Perez.
isn't linlo's grandfather in the hospital? maybe they're taking his wife out to cheer her up because the love of her life is dying…
I tho I was the only one who found this absolutely rude.
I love your site perez, but this is too much…
Perez, Is Ashton Kutcher sitting next to you? Did he make you write this nasty stuff to get a reaction? Is this for his new show Pop Fiction? It has to be… this nastiness can't be for real….
Hey Perez this is just disrespectful, wait until she at least does something to deserve it.
Perez, you're awful. Here I am ALL the time trying to defend and tell people that you're really not that bad, but then you go and say shit like this about an old woman that you know nothing about? You're going too far. Seriously, Perez.
I was coming to tell you how fucked up this is but I've been beat by about 200 people. Take this sit down you low life fuck that's not even cool.
I'm not a big fan of Linds, but it seems really wrong to call an old lady a "hobag". Love your site Perez, but if I were Lindsay, I'd punch you in the mouth for saying stuff like that about my granny. Shame….
Pick on someone your own age.
Perezcious!!! Obviously very few ppl have experienced a wicked gum job ~ Yummy~
That was mean Perez, I love you but that one was too harsh. Play nice!!! Love you P
Ohhhhhh… Here's a defamation of character lawsuit waiting to happen…. wow… Perez is going down….
Perez, the reason we love you is that you know when it is ok to cross the line. I have never commented before, but felt I had to do so in this case because criticizing the grandma is going too far. One of the reasons I respect you is because I though you respected the older generation!
Re: natasha –
this is perez , ur really a nasty cunt , i fuck ur grandma put a dildo in her ass i'll take it out and then force you to suck on it BITCH
this doesn't look like Perez's work he is not that funny
"Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it."
is not something he would say someone maybe hacked into his site and made him look bad adding the "abuelita!" part is more suspicious
Perez, please PLEASE leave the grannies alone. Remember 'you can't choose your relatives'.
Do you get off on slamming poor babies and grandmas? your mother must be disgusted with you…. You horny, slimy, gratuitous, sweaty, bloated, annoying, classless, selfish, piece of shit, Cuban scum. ,
Wow. I am an avid reader of your site, but you pushed it too far with this entry! It is one thing to laugh about LiLo and the obviously dumb choices the girl has made, but Grandma Lohan has done nothing wrong, and for you to say such crude, sexual, and vile things, thats just pushing it. She has done nothing to you, and she is just having lunch with her family.
I wish you could learn to have SOME respect, and not cross a line like you clearly did with this one. The Lohan's deserve to despise you now. You're a sick person to even write such a mean thing.
I am very dissapointed with you, Perez!
Good work Mario!!
LMAO LOLOLOL
Perez, you are one sick motherfucker… you think Britney has issues? Look at yourself bud… get some help… quick… before it's too late…