Introducing…Granny Hohan!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan
How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.
But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!
Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.
Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.
Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!
How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????
[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: March 28, 2008 at 12:09 am
Later mario, youre a mean bore. Lost me on this one.
yeah,she looks old and useless
YOU GUYS READ THE WHOLE POST WRONG IT SAYS
*How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.
*Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.(duh he is talking about Ali Lohan)
(Ali Lohan thinks fame is nothing but a chicken wang so he sarcasticly said)
*Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!
Not ok Perez. If this WAS you, I'm out.
perez, i was a fan and i always laughed at your comments but that's a very low blow…stick to the celebrities, and please dont touch the grannies!!!! your comment was just disgusting…you just lost a fan
Chill Perez, you're awfully mean to an old lady. I think you 'stardom' is going to your pink head.
awwww lindsays grannys cute!!!! i love grandmas they rock!!!!
this post was aimed at Ali Lohan he was calling her the granny this is what kind of things celebrities read about themselves once they get fame and i'd like to know how many of you have never made fun of someones relatives including grannies
Herpes? I don't see Paris Hilton in this picture!
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I just want to see your reaction Perez when someone says that about your Grandmother, Mother and Sister and let's see if you like it.
Attacking Grandma? Come on Perez. What's up with that?
THIS ISN'T HIM TALKING!!!!
LOOK AT THE PHOTO-CRED'S …
HE GAVE THE ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHER THE CREDITS AND HE NEVER DOES THAT!!!
HE ONLY GIVES CREDIT TO THE COMPANY … NEVER THE PAPARAZZO!!!
Re: did yall pass the FCAT??? –
duh, you're the one who lost it!!! sure, he was talking about ali in "How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan."
but he moved on and talked about granny!! duh,read it again, you ass!!
perez, i never bothered to comment on any of your posts before, but this one is just terrible!!!
TAKE DOWN THIS PIC OR APOLOGIZE TO GRANNY!!!!!
how would you feel if that was grandma?or you mother.
Perez… You just pissed a lot of people off… You shouldnt have went there. You must feel bad. Just say sorry!!!
Your disgusting, Perez. Can't wait for someone to talk about your mother like that. Karma's a bitch.
Leave grandma alone!!! Thats just down right mean!!!
easy on the granny perez, at first i didnt like ya but then ya grew on me and i love you! but the granny thing really is too far, she looks like a nice lil lady. LINDSAYS SISTER ON THE OTHER HAND…whatever the hell her name is, looks like a friggin hooker!
Read AGAIN
It says …'BUT gradma's a sexy piece of ass too' that means he is not referring to Ali Lohan anymore.
It is sick and no excuses for it..how do u even come up with ideas like this perez
OMG!!! Perez, are you serious? Why pick on the poor old lady? I can't believe that you even printed that. Harsh. Is grandma not allowed to see her family without being humiliated? Crazy. You are really digging for something to print. And I did respect you, but not so much now. Go smoke another buddy…
perez is heavy-set and has ugly hairy arms like a gorilla ew ew ah ah! I'm gay and I wouldn't screw him unless he makes enough money not to live in an apartment with..carpeting! ah ha! He has nice teef tho.
there's absolutely NO NEED to be that horrible about anyone's grandmother. How would you feel? Lindsey- yes she deserves it, she's an idiot. Her mom's an even bigger idiot. But the GRANDMA?? Get a soul, Perez.
I don't usually comment but this is just plain RUDE. Perez… are you really so desperate that you have to sexualize and insult an eldelry lady to keep your blog 'juicy'. Perez you are a disgrace to the Gays and Latinos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, that's disrespectful. please get some taste.
I hear that they are building a new site called hipandluxurious.com which is supposed to be fabulosity soon. maybe that'll be better than hearing this mean and disparaging rant on elderly ladies.
Your grandma must have done a real number on you….hey mario?
Poor Abuelita!! don't be mean to her Perez!!
btw, for those who said that he wasn't talking about the grandma. he specifically said "the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it."
that's pretty crude.
Dude - that's just mean - attacking a nanna like that.
Jesus Christ, Perez! She's a grandmother. Shame on you!
Yeah…Grandma hatin' is crossing the line.
"old bitch" and "sexy piece ass"….i love the sexist comments. i wait for your whiny post tomorrow morning, about how some politician or some guy somewhere said something ignorant about homosexuals. you're free to make misguided and inflammatory comments, but it's SO wrong when someone says something about you. next time you post a picture of yourself on this site, i hope you have the guts to write "dickhead" across the picture, although "herpes" would be more fitting for your own picture, than this one of a grandmother.
You are WAY the fuck outta line. Who the hell do you think you are talking about someones grandma and little sister like that? I don't care what imaginary problems you have with Linsey, you just stepped way over the line. Attitudes like your are the reason gay men are detested. You are wrong and you need to check yourself
Mario, I don't understand you. Why on earth do you give the Lohan family any 'air time' at all? Every time you put one or all of their faces on your site, you are giving them free publicity which is exactly what they want. As for name calling anyone, never mind an old lady, name calling anyone, just for the sake of it is in really in bad taste. Give us stories, but don't give us your bad energy.
hey stop being mean to Grandma - Lohan. You are not cutie cutie at the moment
I think that's a pretty low blow. If crude remarks about an innocent elderly woman are all you can surmise, then you truly are the idiot douche that everyone thinks you are. Remember, every woman is SOMEONE's mother, grandmother, sister, daughter, etc…I'm sure you'd be bitching and moaning all over your little blog the second anyone took a hit at your family.
OMG Perez, learn to respect the elderly.. You've never fucking met her or prolly even heard of her. I used to like you but you've become a greedy, mean little bitch. Please just go away.
wow that was really low of you. she's just a grandma. so disrespectful
jeeze, everyone is beating up on you.
i must admit, i laughed
If you haven't figured it out by now, you seriously fucked up. Now be a man instead of a granny bashing piece of shit. Apologize and take it down.
No?
Your site, your choice, but no way am I going to play in a sandbox full of dog shit. I'm outta here. Give me a call if you ever grow up. Maybe I'll even remember who you are.
Wow. That was really low and pathetic. You need to apologize! Look past your ego for one minute and be a decent human being.
Honestly, Perez, she looks like she could knock your fuckin' teeth out if you gave her good reason to…which of course, you are…
Please don't talk about the granny…
Talk about the fact that Ali Lohan looks the same age as her mom!!!
perez you are so fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously she is a fucking grandma you asshole
It's a sure bet the grandmother wasn't seeking papparazzi attention, as you are suggesting. That nonsense was doubtless very scary for her, and now she has her picture her along with vile, tasteless, unwarranted comments.
I'm with most of the rest of you. Move along folks-nothing to see here.
why are you being mean to someone's Grandmother?
3 generations of garbage. BLECK!
moron. do you really think dina and ali would take out michael's mother? that granny's last name is not lohan. it is whatever dina's maiden name was. figure it out.
SHAME ON YOU PEREZ. IMAGINE IF SOMEONE WROTE THAT FILTH ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA.
You have sunk to new lows. SOOOOooo much hatred! I'm over this site. You are so obsessed about everyone having Herpes - maybe that suggests YOU DO!!!
PEREZ, U ARE SO RUDE! I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU PICK ON THE ELDERLY? DON'T YOU HAVE ANY OLD PIPZ IN UR FAMILY? ITS JUST REFLECT HO U RAE! I USE TO THINK UR FUNNY BUT KNOW I SEE U AS LITTLE AS UR PEA BRAIN…
omg your so mean the poor little old lady. Leave the old lady alone Perez. Pick on someone your own age.
so pathetic to see a little old lady spoken of like this … meanwhile the relentless worship of Madonna & Paris continues…BORING
your a huge mean-o! what did the granny do to you?? you should be picking on someone your own size. like kingkong for example.
perez, that's someones GRANDMA…… your comments were uncalled for, really rude, unclever, not funny and offensive…. It made me sad really. Really really rude.
i love the perezhilton.com,
but i feel you have gone too far talking about someones grandma
not nice…=[
Thats mean and not funny. I hope your mom gets herpes and does.
Perez, that is going way too far. I love your website, I love the fact you have a social conscience, but that's really really rude.
But then again, we all know fags are bitches! (Now that's just me being rude)
Sorry Perez but this was just too much to handle. I had great love and respect for my grandparents when they lived, and I'm sure you feel/felt the same way about yours. Lindsay's grandma has never made any scandals, she hasnt done anything to upset you at all Perez. This is the worst kind of mean there is and I'm surprised that you'd sink this low.
You should probably undergo a psychiatric evaluation and let someone tell you what is wrong with you, this is not something that a normal person would do. I am not a christian or even politically correct - I did grow up to be a good person tho. You fking turned 30 last weekend and you're still a child.
Grow the fuck up you douche. I used to like you alot but consider me a lost fan from now on Mario.
Thats mean and not funny. I hope your mom gets herpes and dies.
such hatred, for an old granny!!!!
wow
Good lord you are harsh!
Very Unnecessary.
I almost feel Perez didnt write this.
And spare a though for who you're fucking with Perez, Lindsay could smash the shit out of you any day!
I just don't understand why African Americans take so long when they're in line @ SUBWAY. They spend so much time debating which toppings they want on their sub that you'd think that they were choosing options on a home they were building.
If Obama wins in the fall, I hope that he'll address this issue. My time is precious, and frankly, I just hate to wait ! ! Really, my time so limited.
Cmon Perez…that's just low. What's next? Making fun of disabled people, the mentally-ill, cancer patients, what?? Please don't go there or you will lose fans. Trust me on this because you've almost lost me
this is really sad Perez. her husband is dying in the hospital .. show some respect. you wouldnt want someone talkin shit about your family
aww don't be mean to grandma, perez…
Trailer Patrol! Gramma excepted. Those media hoes should be whipped for using grams for a photo op. The Lohoes all look the same.
Re: Nita Naldi-Feingold –
ahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
your a dick. that poor old woman.
I"m glad to see most everyone is up in arms over this horribly offensive post. People have a lot off love and respect for Grandparents. I hope you read these comments and apologize to all the people who have made you a success by visiting your site. But….I don't think you are a decent or classy enough of a human being to do that. You seem to have a very dark soul.
I've been reading you for years Perez and usually enjoy your celeb bashings and rants but I have to say you just lost me as a reader by this stupid and baseless post today. Pathetic really.
Wow, "Perez", us, the readers, made you and we can also break you and it seems like u've struck a cord with many many of ur readers. It is extremely sad that you had to pick on someone not even involved in the business for views. I guess John Mayer was right, is there something wrong sweety? Maybe you should do some self confidence exercises, come on, together. "I love myself, I have self worth"
READ YOUR COMMENTS PEREZ!
your losing fans, this shit is fucked up.
Re: did yall pass the FCAT??? – and did you somehow look over the dentures comment? he was clearly talking about her. i come here and sometimes think he crosses lines, but this is completely inappropriate. karma is a bitch though!
I'd hit that.
Ahaha.
I'd say around 15 times..and she's sharing her shit with lindsay..
Ahaha.
This post is absolutely horrible and way over the line Perez. You need to chill out.
She's a GRANDMOTHER.
F*** you Perez, her grandma is completely underserving of your rude comments and this was uncalled for. I hope someone beats your ass someday…
WOW WOW WOW this post is sooooooooo unbelievable. You have really sunken to the depths of hell with this one! A sweet old Grandmother who is not even in the entertainment buisness does not need to have horrible things written like that about her. I would sue you if I was her. If your mother or your grandmother are still alive I hope they get a chance to read this and realize what a little fame and fortune has done to you. Truly Foul Perez.
That was a little too much Perez. Make fun of the fucked up ones, not the one that had (has) to put up with all their shit…
F*** you Perez. Her grandma was completley underserving of your comments and this was uncalled for. I hope someone beats your ass someday…
F*** you Perez. Her grandma is completely underserving of your comments and that was uncalled for. I hope someone beats your ass someday…
You are a low, disgusting prick. You should take this fucking post out now. Have some respect! The grandmother didn't do anything wrong.
ALI LOHAN LOOKS LIKE SHES 40. SHE NEEDS TO TONE DOWN THAT MAKEUP & HAIR. ISN'T SHE ONLY 13??? WATCH OUT OR YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE A TRANNY AT 15.
Ali should go easy on the hair extensions, it looks bad.
ur such an ass
WHAT A LACK OF RESPECT PEREZ! SHE IS AN ELDER LADY AND DESERVES RESPECT! YOU TOTALLY CROSSED THE LINE WITH THIS POST AND R U D E COMMENTS! PEREZ, YOU ARE A HUGE A S S H O L E!!!!
You are disgusting and rude Perez. Have some respect for the elderly. You are a pig and I can't believe anyone takes anything you say seriously you disgusting arsehole.
perezzz…. i luv ya babe bt ura big fat bitchface! for all uno, this lovely old lady has nothing to do with lilo's skanki-ness! Bet u have herpies u hello-kitty whore
Perez, this web site has sunk to a NEW LOW. You have made some very rude, crude, classless remarks about the Lohan Grandmother. The remarks about her are uncalled for. If you have someone working for you who wrote this, fire them!! If you personally wrote this, apologize in writing in this web-site to Grandmother Lohan.
that so wrong that you would fucking trash a granny…like she deserves it just fr being blood! gmme a break have some respect
Wow! That was rude! Talk about the other Lohans all you want but leave granny Lohan alone! Usually I enjoy your comments but I think you went too far on this one…
attention, table for 1
THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS POSTING MARIO….IF ONE OF YOUR HELPERS WROTE THIS WITHOUT YOUR APPROVAL YOU NEED TO FIRE THEM RIGHT AWAY!!!
Re: Dana – well, now thanks to you, we all know all about Westchester trash too. thanks for that.
I think everyone is overreacting a bit. Calm down idiots.
I used to respect you Perez Hilton but really have sunk to an all time low. It's not even funny - just nasty vile bullying.
I for one shall not be visiting this site anymore.
Good luck. Good bye.
You've just been removed from my myspace list and i'm never visiting this trashed out site again. YOU'VE SUNK TO AN ALL NEW LEVEL OF LOW. IT'S DISGUSTING. I HOPE YOUR SPONSERS PULL OUT!!