Introducing…Granny Hohan!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan
How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.
But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!
Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.
Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.
Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!
How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????
[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: March 28, 2008 at 12:09 am
What a cute grandmother!! I love her!
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo RUDE Perez!! How would you like someone spewing about YOUR Grandma?
No respect Perez, shame on you, and I consider myself to be open minded.. You knoe Perez that you should never attack people's beauty unless you are at least somewhat attrative yourself. That being said grandmas are special and so is family. I really wonder how you were raised, you really lack dignity and respect…
maybe perez's workers wrote this cuz i dont think perez is THAT mean..his workers suck sometimes
PEREZ YOU OWE AN APOLOGY..THIS WAS TO FAR…HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR. I AM SURE THAT IT IS HARD FOR YOU TO BE WITTY AND FUNNY BECAUSE YOU LACK INTTELIGENCE. SO YOU MUST RESORT TO DISRESPECTING SOMEONE'S GRANDMA. I WILL NOT READ YOUR SITE ANYMORE ….POPSUGAR.COM INSAINLY ADDICTIVE
why you such a granny hater? How do you sleep at night? That was so disrespectful. This is supposed to be a gossip site..DONE WITH YOU PEREZ…..
POPSUGAR.COM or any other suggestions…thanks
why you such a granny hater? How do you sleep at night? That was so disrespectful. This is supposed to be a gossip site..DONE WITH YOU PEREZ…..
POPSUGAR.COM or any other suggestions…thanks
why you such a granny hater? How do you sleep at night? That was so disrespectful. This is supposed to be a gossip site..DONE WITH YOU PEREZ…..
POPSUGAR.COM or any other suggestions…thanks
why you such a granny hater? How do you sleep at night? That was so disrespectful. This is supposed to be a gossip site..DONE WITH YOU PEREZ…..
POPSUGAR.COM or any other suggestions…thanks
why you such a granny hater? How do you sleep at night? That was so disrespectful. This is supposed to be a gossip site..DONE WITH YOU PEREZ…..
POPSUGAR.COM or any other suggestions…thanks
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shame on you perez
This sort of trash that you come out with, Perez, is going to loose fans. I for one have lost a lot of respect for you now. This is someone's grandmother. You obviously (or should have) your tail between your legs if all of the comments are anything to go by. An article appologizing is most definately in order…..and you know it. We are waiting….
As much as I can't stand Mama Lohan, you're a real dick Perez. You've seriously become demented lately.
Yeah, Rachel is right - lately you have been a bit of a wanker - perhaps the success of your site is going to your head - could have been your birthday party where actual stars showed up. Dont forget where you came from Perez, and that the ONLY reason you are a success is because of people like us LIKING you, and from what I can read, not many of us like you at the moment. BE CAREFUL……
perez…ur grandma probably has herpes!
I would definitely cram it in dina!
that is really, really mean. grandmas deserve respect. period.
IF I WERE ON A DESERT ISLAND AND I COULD ONLY PHUCK ONE OF THOSE BITCHES I WOULD PICK THE GRANDMA CAUSE LINDSEY AND DINA HAVE WAAAAY TO MANY DISEASES!!!!!
Slow day Perez? That woman hasn't done anything to warrant your insults. Show a little respect.
Jeez Perez got a bee in yer bonnet or sumtin'???
This could be the beginning of the end for perez….
piece of shit….lay off the booze….and show some respect you queef nugget! thats just not necessary….seriously
You should be ashamed Perez *APOLOGIZE*
PEREZ IS SUCH AN UNRESPECTFUL HARASSING WEIRDO, HE IS MENTALLY ILL
THESE ARE SOME NASTY THINGS YOU'RE SAYING. I THINK YOU SHOULD TEMPER YOUR MOUTH.
It think it's about time YOUR grandma kicks you in the ass. This post is really mean!
hey that granny lohan is smokin hot i,d do her hard
THIS COMES RIGHT ON THE HEELS OF POSTING ALL THOSE VIDEOS OF THAT RETARDED TINA GIRL. WAY TO GO, GOOSE! I WISH I HAD SOME ADVICE ON DAMAGE CONTROL FOR THIS ONE.
What is the matter with you? This is below the belt, x17 type stuff you're doing Perez. Disgusting. Orange Oprah & her spawn ask for it, ’cause they're out there in the media. Fair Game. Granny didn't. That is NOT COOL. Leave non-celebs alone. They don't deserve it.
I think it's time for company's to pull ad space from this site.
These losers would be money ahead if they SUE the wigmaker who sold that horror to the youngest Lohan in the picture. I haven't seen anything like that since the 60s! Take that thing off your head!!!!
Jeez, your so mean.. I dont think Ive ever read anything this hostile on your site, shes a grandmother…so RUDE Perez.
You made me feel ashamed of even reading this today! How old are you? This comes from the same man who wants people to donate their money to good causes? Instead of being somekind of rolemodel you are now making a fool of yourself. Think twice before you write something down here.
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Lindsay's new movie just released here in New York…..
One STAR….. hope this news sent her back to rehab.
Re: MORONS – - DOUCHE!
perez you absolute idiot - your time is up now after that all time low. good ridance.
Cheap shot Perez, even for you…
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The poor women's husband and is dying. You crossed the line on this one Perez. You really need to make this right. Really, you went to far on this one. Remember, the people who made you are the same people that can take it all away. Karma is a bitch.
wow perez…that was pretty harsh about the grandma. i mean, just because dina is pretty corrupted, and ali is a little fame hungry, doesnt mean that its an open invitation to be fucked up about the grandma. sunk at an all-time low…RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DUDE!
you're a disrespectful piece of shit. i wonder if you have ever spoken to your grandmother in such a way?
Shit, I'd fuck grandma before I'd do those other two diseased infested whore's.
[p]PEREZ HILTON IS A FUCKIN' FAG!!![/p]
PEREZ
Your just a nasty bitchy homo. What made you so unhappy??
This post is disgusting. I think you've reached an all time low. I don't know where you grew up, Perez, but I was always taught to respect older people. As a devoted fan to your site, I must say that I've just lost a huge amount of respect for you.
Seriously Perez there is no need for that. Show some respect!! 1 day you will be that age. I am ashamed of you
Shame on you Perez, for making fun of an old lady like this. You've crossed the line.
Re: Mortified –
Perez just made granny famous. Big deal, grandma's are tuff as hell. I'm sure she won't mind.
This has really hurt me Perez. I am so dissapointed. It used to annoy me when people slated you, i thought you were a good person. How wrong i was.
One day you will be this age i hope some one rips the piss out of you, you deserve it.
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Not Dina's Mom - is this great grandma or is this someone Dina hired
Inappropriate.
it's so classless talking so rude about an old lady.
every grandma is a lady, no matter what you say, she has more experience of life than you.
nether thought my first comment would be like this.
fuck u perez!
This post is revolting. How would you like someone to say something so disrespectful about your grandmother? It's bad enough that you post mean things about young children, but now you are targeting grandmas?!! I think maybe someone should post a picture of your grandma and call her a drunken dried-up old crab factory.
The old slut hag just WISHES that she could bounce her arthritic old bones up and down on Perez's huge power pole! Of course, Perez would probably need to use a power drill just to remove the years on encrusted granny-slime oozing out of the old hag's horror-hoochie!!!!!
you're too funny perez. thanks for the laugh.
THAT WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL HAVE SOME RESPECT JERK………….
YOur grand-ma is a slut Perez!
C'mmon! Not the granny…how would you feel if someone says something about your grandma? She is not in the public eye, she does not deserve those comments.. I love you Perez, but sometimes you cross the line..
Ay, that language was rancid. That abuelita didn't deserve it.
That was really over the top - leave Granny alone.
have some respect
you are hilarious, but you should really stick to slamming the celebs and leaves their families out of it. this old woman did not ask to be in the spotlight, and your attitude towards her in this post is both disrespectful and childish. stick to slamming the ones who asked for it by pursuing a career in the public eye.
[You're going too far Perez and you should apologize for this…This is not fun, this is just…mean.
ali looks like a hooker. seriously, she's what…14?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? they need to do something will her…how about put her in some normal clothes and fix her goddamn hair!!!!!!1
Wow, this site is at a new low….you will just pull anyone in and talk shit. This sucks…now it makes me feel bad. Bad deep inside my stomach. No longer fun. I won't be back.
This entire post was way over the line. You shouldn't talk about the elderly like that. She's never done anything, her husband is dying, and she recently got into a pretty nasty car wreck. Leave her alone, ASSHOLE. GOD you make me so mad sometimes.
There are so many gossip web sites to go too..and everyone here knows we can go over there to hear about celebrities and without this garbage you posted…
Perez you are the best!!! Really FUNNYYYY !!!
LOVE U!!
YOU REALLY ARE A NASTY PIECE OF WORK. TAKE THIS POST DOWN YOU FAT FUCKING FREAK
You have crossed the line Perez.
You have no class or upbringing.
How dare you attack someone's grandmother.
Unless you apologize to the Lohans and their grandmother I am done with your site.
… just don't say, Perez. Maybe you talk about your grandmother like that, but you have a lot of nerve doing the same about theirs. So disrespectful, crass and low. What comes around goes around, Perez. Just remember that.
HOLY SHIT, Perez - that's incredibly harsh, even for you. Respect your elders. Seriously, dude - talking like this about someone's grandma just makes YOU look bad. You're 30 years old now, try for funny and clever without talking shit like some punk ass kid.
Shame on you Perez - not funny, not smart, just rude and lame.
You know what? I actually have serious doubts about the stability of you mental health with a comment like that? What in this world could have you so bitter? i think you need to do a stint in rehab buddy, get you head sorted out.!
he will never stop beein' rude,cuz he q0t all ya attenti0n
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perez, even for you,your comments about Demi and Bruce's children we're humilating and discusting and you should be ashamed to make comments about the youngest child, do you have any idea how hurtful they must have been to the little girl, you should be ashamed of yourself, disgusting
You're funny but there needs to be some restraint, it's not the extended family members fault that their relatives are skanks, have some class leave granny alone!!!!!
Didn't grandma Lohan just have an accident or get hurt or something like that, she got a bit of press, right? Well now the mom is putting her infront of the paps? Is this for her stupid reality show? My GOD!
Don't hate! Mommy's gotta make some money to pay for Ali's nose job and boob job!
That's so rude, Lindsays grandma is the cutest grandma ever. Don't diss on her just because you don't like Lindsay, that's just low.
THE POST WAS SO MEAN THAT AFTER I READ THE COMMENTS IT WAS KINDA FUNNY LOL
Introducing…Granny Hohan!
it's mean but lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
That is just mean Perez… why would you pick on an old lady, who has done no wrong like that? How low will you go?
Give the lady some respect, my god how rude you are! What have she ever done to you???????
Dont be so rude Perez. Show some respect. If you talked like that about anyones grandparent face to face you would end up getting ur ass kicked. Its disgusting. And i know we arent keen on the lohans but continuously using the term bitch as a replacement for the term woman is getting kind of disrespectful for all women.
Okay, seriously, leave the Granny alone Perez.
Have you NO shame? Why can't you leave innocents alone? You're so disrespectful yet you throw a hissy if anyone says ANYTHING that might be thought to be a slight on homos. Show some respect for the elderly, for minor children, and for those who deserve respect. You are nothing but a pitiful disgrace to the human race.
This post has just lose any respect I had for you Perez
Hey Pigez, lets see a pic of your old hosebag grandma? Wheres a picture of your old wrinkled ass fucking ugly grandma huh?
k guys can you RELAX! He is JUST JOKING. Take a friggen joke. So many of you are so bitter and why? Because Perez has made success off of something you'd love to do? Just relax, and take this for what it is..a blog!
Nonetheless, Perez is obviously getting lazy, and I don't know if this site is going to last much longer.. he seems to be getting tired of it.
that really wasn't funny in the least. what's wrong with you?
she looks very sweet.
Perez, everyone makes mistakes, and I think (as well as many others) you went too far this time. Why don't you redeem yourself, and apologize.
I always liked your site, because you are always update on the latest hollywood gossip. But, you always say stuff based on rumours or facts, AND if you ever say something that ends up isn't true, you always clear it up later.
THIS isn't even gossip, these are rude comments, that are based on nothing. REDEEM YOURSELF PEREZ, apologize. Your loyal fans are outraged, and surprised by your comments about a grandmother, who not only did nothing to deserve it, but is going through a hard time, with her husband having cancer…. please, apologize. You're better than this! xo
Shyme man, the poor granny cant be held accountable for her DNA I mean really she survived WW1, probably the radiation that caused HOHAN's DNA to be soooo outta wack!!!
can you please stop being so hateful in your speech. Why did you just call that little old lady a female dog.
WAY too far on the grandma comments, Perez. you owe her and your readers an apology.