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Introducing…Granny Hohan!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan

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How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.

But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!

Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.

Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.

Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!

How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????

[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]

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688 comments to “Introducing…Granny Hohan!”

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  1. kim says – reply to this


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    What a cute grandmother!! I love her!

  2. Me says – reply to this


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    soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo RUDE Perez!! How would you like someone spewing about YOUR Grandma?

  3. Leeanne says – reply to this


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    No respect Perez, shame on you, and I consider myself to be open minded.. You knoe Perez that you should never attack people's beauty unless you are at least somewhat attrative yourself. That being said grandmas are special and so is family. I really wonder how you were raised, you really lack dignity and respect…

  4. very rude blog!! says – reply to this


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    maybe perez's workers wrote this cuz i dont think perez is THAT mean..his workers suck sometimes

  5. Leeanne says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU OWE AN APOLOGY..THIS WAS TO FAR…HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR. I AM SURE THAT IT IS HARD FOR YOU TO BE WITTY AND FUNNY BECAUSE YOU LACK INTTELIGENCE. SO YOU MUST RESORT TO DISRESPECTING SOMEONE'S GRANDMA. I WILL NOT READ YOUR SITE ANYMORE ….POPSUGAR.COM INSAINLY ADDICTIVE

  6. no more Perez says – reply to this


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    why you such a granny hater? How do you sleep at night? That was so disrespectful. This is supposed to be a gossip site..DONE WITH YOU PEREZ…..
    POPSUGAR.COM or any other suggestions…thanks

  7. no more Perez says – reply to this


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    why you such a granny hater? How do you sleep at night? That was so disrespectful. This is supposed to be a gossip site..DONE WITH YOU PEREZ…..
    POPSUGAR.COM or any other suggestions…thanks

  8. no more Perez says – reply to this


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    why you such a granny hater? How do you sleep at night? That was so disrespectful. This is supposed to be a gossip site..DONE WITH YOU PEREZ…..
    POPSUGAR.COM or any other suggestions…thanks

  9. no more Perez says – reply to this


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    why you such a granny hater? How do you sleep at night? That was so disrespectful. This is supposed to be a gossip site..DONE WITH YOU PEREZ…..
    POPSUGAR.COM or any other suggestions…thanks

  10. no more Perez says – reply to this


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    why you such a granny hater? How do you sleep at night? That was so disrespectful. This is supposed to be a gossip site..DONE WITH YOU PEREZ…..
    POPSUGAR.COM or any other suggestions…thanks

  11. James says – reply to this


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    Wanna see more BEAUTY among the general crowd?

    http://faceworthy.com

    It's where BEAUTIFUL people hang out.

  12. bluefairy says – reply to this


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    shame on you perez

  13. ChezCat says – reply to this


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    This sort of trash that you come out with, Perez, is going to loose fans. I for one have lost a lot of respect for you now. This is someone's grandmother. You obviously (or should have) your tail between your legs if all of the comments are anything to go by. An article appologizing is most definately in order…..and you know it. We are waiting….

  14. Rachel says – reply to this


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    As much as I can't stand Mama Lohan, you're a real dick Perez. You've seriously become demented lately.

  15. ChezCat says – reply to this


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    Yeah, Rachel is right - lately you have been a bit of a wanker - perhaps the success of your site is going to your head - could have been your birthday party where actual stars showed up. Dont forget where you came from Perez, and that the ONLY reason you are a success is because of people like us LIKING you, and from what I can read, not many of us like you at the moment. BE CAREFUL……

  16. dude says – reply to this


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    perez…ur grandma probably has herpes!

  17. Larry says – reply to this


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    I would definitely cram it in dina!

  18. mwah says – reply to this


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    that is really, really mean. grandmas deserve respect. period.

  19. MiguelHilton says – reply to this


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    IF I WERE ON A DESERT ISLAND AND I COULD ONLY PHUCK ONE OF THOSE BITCHES I WOULD PICK THE GRANDMA CAUSE LINDSEY AND DINA HAVE WAAAAY TO MANY DISEASES!!!!!

  20. twelve says – reply to this


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    Slow day Perez? That woman hasn't done anything to warrant your insults. Show a little respect.

  21. Tulip says – reply to this


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    Jeez Perez got a bee in yer bonnet or sumtin'???

  22. Michelle says – reply to this


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    This could be the beginning of the end for perez….

  23. boooooooooo says – reply to this


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    piece of shit….lay off the booze….and show some respect you queef nugget! thats just not necessary….seriously

  24. misskylie says – reply to this


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    You should be ashamed Perez *APOLOGIZE*

  25. get help fatty says – reply to this


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    PEREZ IS SUCH AN UNRESPECTFUL HARASSING WEIRDO, HE IS MENTALLY ILL

  26. luiza says – reply to this


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    THESE ARE SOME NASTY THINGS YOU'RE SAYING. I THINK YOU SHOULD TEMPER YOUR MOUTH.

  27. Kim says – reply to this


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    It think it's about time YOUR grandma kicks you in the ass. This post is really mean!

  28. smarty pants says – reply to this


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    hey that granny lohan is smokin hot i,d do her hard

  29. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    THIS COMES RIGHT ON THE HEELS OF POSTING ALL THOSE VIDEOS OF THAT RETARDED TINA GIRL. WAY TO GO, GOOSE! I WISH I HAD SOME ADVICE ON DAMAGE CONTROL FOR THIS ONE.

  30. Jake says – reply to this


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    What is the matter with you? This is below the belt, x17 type stuff you're doing Perez. Disgusting. Orange Oprah & her spawn ask for it, ’cause they're out there in the media. Fair Game. Granny didn't. That is NOT COOL. Leave non-celebs alone. They don't deserve it.

  31. Yank Adspace says – reply to this


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    I think it's time for company's to pull ad space from this site.

  32. becky says – reply to this


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    These losers would be money ahead if they SUE the wigmaker who sold that horror to the youngest Lohan in the picture. I haven't seen anything like that since the 60s! Take that thing off your head!!!!

  33. Jen Jen says – reply to this


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    Jeez, your so mean.. I dont think Ive ever read anything this hostile on your site, shes a grandmother…so RUDE Perez.

  34. valentine says – reply to this


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    You made me feel ashamed of even reading this today! How old are you? This comes from the same man who wants people to donate their money to good causes? Instead of being somekind of rolemodel you are now making a fool of yourself. Think twice before you write something down here.

  35. Tu Madre says – reply to this


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    ÂżComo te atreves, Puto Infeliz?

    Eres un maricĂłn y un comemierda, un infeliz gusano y un culo gordo.

    ¿Te gustaría que tomáramos fotos de tu madre y dijeramos que es una PUTA ASQUEROSA? Vives en una casa con paredes de cristal. No te extrañe que un día te agarren a pedradas, ¡PUTO!

  36. Phillip says – reply to this


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    Lindsay's new movie just released here in New York…..
    One STAR….. hope this news sent her back to rehab.

  37. Eat Me! says – reply to this


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    Re: MORONS – - DOUCHE!

  38. Wohie says – reply to this


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    perez you absolute idiot - your time is up now after that all time low. good ridance.

  39. PM says – reply to this


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    Cheap shot Perez, even for you…

  40. {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}} says – reply to this


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    [[[[[[[[[[[[[[ grand ma iz cute ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

    zzzzzzzzzzz nice 2 know Lindzay will look like her zzzzzzzzzzzz

    [[[[[[[[[[[[ no , juzt kidding…perez rokz…u people zuckazzholez…

  41. its me again says – reply to this


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    The poor women's husband and is dying. You crossed the line on this one Perez. You really need to make this right. Really, you went to far on this one. Remember, the people who made you are the same people that can take it all away. Karma is a bitch.

  42. bee says – reply to this


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    wow perez…that was pretty harsh about the grandma. i mean, just because dina is pretty corrupted, and ali is a little fame hungry, doesnt mean that its an open invitation to be fucked up about the grandma. sunk at an all-time low…RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DUDE!

  43. disrespectful says – reply to this


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    you're a disrespectful piece of shit. i wonder if you have ever spoken to your grandmother in such a way?

  44. Peterdick says – reply to this


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    Shit, I'd fuck grandma before I'd do those other two diseased infested whore's.

  45. ddd says – reply to this


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    [p]PEREZ HILTON IS A FUCKIN' FAG!!![/p]

  46. PEREZ says – reply to this


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    PEREZ

  47. whatever says – reply to this


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    Your just a nasty bitchy homo. What made you so unhappy??

  48. Joce says – reply to this


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    This post is disgusting. I think you've reached an all time low. I don't know where you grew up, Perez, but I was always taught to respect older people. As a devoted fan to your site, I must say that I've just lost a huge amount of respect for you.

  49. sami says – reply to this


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    Seriously Perez there is no need for that. Show some respect!! 1 day you will be that age. I am ashamed of you :(

  50. Deb says – reply to this


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    Shame on you Perez, for making fun of an old lady like this. You've crossed the line.

  51. yea, like that will happen says – reply to this


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    Re: Mortified
    Perez just made granny famous. Big deal, grandma's are tuff as hell. I'm sure she won't mind.

  52. sami says – reply to this


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    This has really hurt me Perez. I am so dissapointed. It used to annoy me when people slated you, i thought you were a good person. How wrong i was.

    One day you will be this age i hope some one rips the piss out of you, you deserve it.

  53. {if itz not hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz says – reply to this


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    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ♥♥
    ♥♥ I'm zure granny can handle it/old bitchez r tuff ♥
    ♥ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥♥♥♥♥
    ♥♥♥ one time I waz zleeping over with grandma
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    and zhe heard zomething out on her porch
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    zhe took the 38 zpecial zhe had hanging
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    on the wall and went outzide looking
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    4 the noize..I waz like..grandma,
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    don't..go out there..zhez like
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    I'll zhoot them and drag
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    them in the houze,
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    after..I waz like
    zzzzzzzzzzzzz
    no grandma
    zzzzzzzzzzzmy grandpap had a million gunz..it waz hiz pazzion.
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzo grandmaz r alot tuffer than mozt people
    they'll zhoot y'r azzhole off in a freakin minute..R.I.P. grandma♥
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    LEAVE MY PEREZ ALONE
    BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    ZHE CAN TAKE IT
    ZZZZZZZZZZ ]♥♥[

  54. pando says – reply to this


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    Not Dina's Mom - is this great grandma or is this someone Dina hired

  55. Inappropriate says – reply to this


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    Inappropriate.

  56. gorona says – reply to this


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    it's so classless talking so rude about an old lady.
    every grandma is a lady, no matter what you say, she has more experience of life than you.

    nether thought my first comment would be like this.

  57. dick says – reply to this


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    fuck u perez!

  58. Terri says – reply to this


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    This post is revolting. How would you like someone to say something so disrespectful about your grandmother? It's bad enough that you post mean things about young children, but now you are targeting grandmas?!! I think maybe someone should post a picture of your grandma and call her a drunken dried-up old crab factory.

  59. I Luv Old Twat says – reply to this


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    The old slut hag just WISHES that she could bounce her arthritic old bones up and down on Perez's huge power pole! Of course, Perez would probably need to use a power drill just to remove the years on encrusted granny-slime oozing out of the old hag's horror-hoochie!!!!!

  60. LMAO !!! says – reply to this


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    you're too funny perez. thanks for the laugh.

  61. Bitch says – reply to this


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    THAT WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL HAVE SOME RESPECT JERK………….

  62. ggg says – reply to this


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    YOur grand-ma is a slut Perez!

  63. ni says – reply to this


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    C'mmon! Not the granny…how would you feel if someone says something about your grandma? She is not in the public eye, she does not deserve those comments.. I love you Perez, but sometimes you cross the line..

  64. Zzzz says – reply to this


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    Ay, that language was rancid. That abuelita didn't deserve it.

  65. olive says – reply to this


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    That was really over the top - leave Granny alone.

  66. caitlin says – reply to this


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    have some respect

  67. shannon says – reply to this


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    you are hilarious, but you should really stick to slamming the celebs and leaves their families out of it. this old woman did not ask to be in the spotlight, and your attitude towards her in this post is both disrespectful and childish. stick to slamming the ones who asked for it by pursuing a career in the public eye.

  68. perrine says – reply to this


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    [You're going too far Perez and you should apologize for this…This is not fun, this is just…mean.

  69. what says – reply to this


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    ali looks like a hooker. seriously, she's what…14?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? they need to do something will her…how about put her in some normal clothes and fix her goddamn hair!!!!!!1

  70. Monstergirl says – reply to this


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    Wow, this site is at a new low….you will just pull anyone in and talk shit. This sucks…now it makes me feel bad. Bad deep inside my stomach. No longer fun. I won't be back.

  71. YUCK says – reply to this


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    This entire post was way over the line. You shouldn't talk about the elderly like that. She's never done anything, her husband is dying, and she recently got into a pretty nasty car wreck. Leave her alone, ASSHOLE. GOD you make me so mad sometimes.

  72. Amy says – reply to this


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    There are so many gossip web sites to go too..and everyone here knows we can go over there to hear about celebrities and without this garbage you posted…

  73. Istanbulita says – reply to this


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    Perez you are the best!!! Really FUNNYYYY !!!
    LOVE U!!

  74. whatever says – reply to this


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    YOU REALLY ARE A NASTY PIECE OF WORK. TAKE THIS POST DOWN YOU FAT FUCKING FREAK

  75. Venom says – reply to this


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    You have crossed the line Perez.
    You have no class or upbringing.
    How dare you attack someone's grandmother.
    Unless you apologize to the Lohans and their grandmother I am done with your site.

  76. Some things you ... says – reply to this


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    … just don't say, Perez. Maybe you talk about your grandmother like that, but you have a lot of nerve doing the same about theirs. So disrespectful, crass and low. What comes around goes around, Perez. Just remember that.

  77. BB says – reply to this


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    HOLY SHIT, Perez - that's incredibly harsh, even for you. Respect your elders. Seriously, dude - talking like this about someone's grandma just makes YOU look bad. You're 30 years old now, try for funny and clever without talking shit like some punk ass kid.

  78. shame on you says – reply to this


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    Shame on you Perez - not funny, not smart, just rude and lame.

  79. Reba says – reply to this


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    You know what? I actually have serious doubts about the stability of you mental health with a comment like that? What in this world could have you so bitter? i think you need to do a stint in rehab buddy, get you head sorted out.!

  80. PrinCeZza says – reply to this


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    he will never stop beein' rude,cuz he q0t all ya attenti0n ;) !

  81. traci bariexca says – reply to this


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    perez, even for you,your comments about Demi and Bruce's children we're humilating and discusting and you should be ashamed to make comments about the youngest child, do you have any idea how hurtful they must have been to the little girl, you should be ashamed of yourself, disgusting

  82. Samantha says – reply to this


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    You're funny but there needs to be some restraint, it's not the extended family members fault that their relatives are skanks, have some class leave granny alone!!!!!

  83. sarah wall says – reply to this


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    Didn't grandma Lohan just have an accident or get hurt or something like that, she got a bit of press, right? Well now the mom is putting her infront of the paps? Is this for her stupid reality show? My GOD!

  84. tinkerbell says – reply to this


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    Don't hate! Mommy's gotta make some money to pay for Ali's nose job and boob job!

  85. Perez is fat says – reply to this


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    That's so rude, Lindsays grandma is the cutest grandma ever. Don't diss on her just because you don't like Lindsay, that's just low.

  86. LOL!!!! says – reply to this


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    THE POST WAS SO MEAN THAT AFTER I READ THE COMMENTS IT WAS KINDA FUNNY LOL

  87. omg this might be the end says – reply to this


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    Introducing…Granny Hohan!
    it's mean but lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  88. That is mean! says – reply to this


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    That is just mean Perez… why would you pick on an old lady, who has done no wrong like that? How low will you go?

  89. Petra says – reply to this


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    Give the lady some respect, my god how rude you are! What have she ever done to you???????

  90. che says – reply to this


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    Dont be so rude Perez. Show some respect. If you talked like that about anyones grandparent face to face you would end up getting ur ass kicked. Its disgusting. And i know we arent keen on the lohans but continuously using the term bitch as a replacement for the term woman is getting kind of disrespectful for all women.

  91. krista says – reply to this


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    Okay, seriously, leave the Granny alone Perez.

  92. AJ says – reply to this


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    Have you NO shame? Why can't you leave innocents alone? You're so disrespectful yet you throw a hissy if anyone says ANYTHING that might be thought to be a slight on homos. Show some respect for the elderly, for minor children, and for those who deserve respect. You are nothing but a pitiful disgrace to the human race.

  93. Eleanor says – reply to this


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    This post has just lose any respect I had for you Perez

  94. reality says – reply to this


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    Hey Pigez, lets see a pic of your old hosebag grandma? Wheres a picture of your old wrinkled ass fucking ugly grandma huh?

  95. Lisa says – reply to this


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    k guys can you RELAX! He is JUST JOKING. Take a friggen joke. So many of you are so bitter and why? Because Perez has made success off of something you'd love to do? Just relax, and take this for what it is..a blog!

    Nonetheless, Perez is obviously getting lazy, and I don't know if this site is going to last much longer.. he seems to be getting tired of it.

  96. vm says – reply to this


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    that really wasn't funny in the least. what's wrong with you?
    she looks very sweet.

  97. Apologize! says – reply to this


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    Perez, everyone makes mistakes, and I think (as well as many others) you went too far this time. Why don't you redeem yourself, and apologize.
    I always liked your site, because you are always update on the latest hollywood gossip. But, you always say stuff based on rumours or facts, AND if you ever say something that ends up isn't true, you always clear it up later.
    THIS isn't even gossip, these are rude comments, that are based on nothing. REDEEM YOURSELF PEREZ, apologize. Your loyal fans are outraged, and surprised by your comments about a grandmother, who not only did nothing to deserve it, but is going through a hard time, with her husband having cancer…. please, apologize. You're better than this! xo

  98. M!M says – reply to this


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    Shyme man, the poor granny cant be held accountable for her DNA I mean really she survived WW1, probably the radiation that caused HOHAN's DNA to be soooo outta wack!!!

  99. why says – reply to this


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    can you please stop being so hateful in your speech. Why did you just call that little old lady a female dog.

  100. Liz says – reply to this


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    WAY too far on the grandma comments, Perez. you owe her and your readers an apology.

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