Introducing…Granny Hohan!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan
How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.
But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!
Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.
Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.
Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!
How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????
[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: March 28, 2008 at 12:09 am
What the hell is your problem, fat slob? What has "abuelita" done to deserve your bashing?
That's not funny at all. It's just plain mean and stupid. You suck fat chorizo, Mario.
I don't ever post anything, EVER, but I just wanted to say that Perez you're hilarious, but I know I would be heartbroken to have my grandma talked about like that. I understand that grandma may have had a choice to put herself in to the public eye like that, but seeing how this family operates she may not have known what she was getting herself in to and to just bag on her like that is hurtful. Now if we start seeing her out in the clubs dancing topless on bars, we can talk.
Hey Mr. Perez, you went a tad too far regarding Lohan's gran. Have some respect for elderly people.
At least she doesn't look like a pig, like a certain Perez!
Re: Ivan Bass –
fuck no, we don't care.
Perez, are you crabby today? Ha
Oh for christ sake Perez. Leave the old lady alone! Usually I love getting the low down from you, but this is just plain STUPID. Sheesh..what were you smoking when you thought it up???
whats wrong with you thats so messed up stick to the actual celebrities instead of picking on the elderly
when you're only 14 and you look older (not in a good way) than your mother, something is seriously wrong…
I guess since you started into your 15 min. of fame, you have become swell headed enough to pass judgement on an older woman because of her family. When I first read this, I had to reread it again, just to make sure you were really that hateful and full of yourself.
APOLOGIZE. You went far to far Perez. I thought you were a nice enough bloke that HAD SOME HEART. I didn't know this kind of hatred was inside you. If I don't see an apology soon then I think, like many others, I will not be checking this site again. It was a waste of time anyway, but it atleast felt honest and kind(er than most).. and I think this just put the nail in the coffin.
You're disgusting, Perez.
Perez- were you high when you did your website this am? Your comments are hardcore disgusting on almost every topic. I will never let my son look at your site again. I look forward to your site almost every morning- today you disgusted me. You are always telling other people when they are losing it- well you sounded like an angry train wreck in all of your cmments today.
Perez, usually I find everythung you say very amusing but it is NOT COOL to talk about an old woman like that. I understand that you need to be outspoken to keep up with the game but you need to learn LIMITS! Shame on you!
I dont think bringing the grandmother into the story was such a great idea. Respect the elders I believe is the rule here.
She cant help who she is related to.
Cant believe you disrespected a lil old lady like that.
you are disgusting
i can tell when you start running out of material. you begin to get so mean. how would you like someone to talk about the ladies in your life like that. how can you be so cruel, and then you show love to your dog and loved ones. please take a look at yourself in the mirror and get a real life. you will never be happy until you get right with the LORD.
I have herpes, that is why i feel the need to rag on old ladies who have done nothing to me.
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To NBC/FOX: stop treating Obama better than Hillary. Have respect for woman. Is that how you treat you Mother/Wife?
Stop it NOW!
I don't even understand why this is considered celebrity gossip? Why are paparrazi even wasting their time with this shit?
Are you crazy? Why would you write something so awful regarding this older lady? Really, perez, this is low even for you. You need to removed this and now. If it were my grandmother, I would find you and slap the taste buds out of your mouth.
I'm a fan, but this is just wrong, I think you should try and scrape up some class and apologize for this remark…
omg perez!!! that is so MEAN!!
That's just wrong, perez!
WHERE'S THE SEX TAPE? I HEARD THERE'S A SEX TAPE OF JOHN McCAIN DOING THE OLD LADY DOGGIE STYLE!!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF WHINY ASS BITCHES. YOU KNOW YOU'VE ALL SAID WORSE SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTHS YOU STUPID WHINY ASS BITCHES? I WANNA SEE GRANDMA LOHAN HAVING LESBIAN SEX WITH THAT FUCKING RETARD TINA YOUTUBE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's missing her matching hair-do..
I'm so sorry to see this as I have always been amused and embarrassed by the fact I read your site… but honestly this is too much. I will delete you from my bookmark and NEVER read this site again. Thank you for waking me up. After Diana died I never bought a rag magazine again. I was slipping into this shit world again. Thank you again for this before I became part of the problem once again in hurting people and humiliating them. It is disgusting and yippee I won't be responsible for it anymore. I hope you sleep well at night , I'm sorry that your life has been so hurtful to you that this is what you have been reduced to.
PEREZ I LOVE YOU BUT THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE GRANDMOTHER LIKE THAT HAVE SOME RESPECT!!!
OK THIS REALLY UPSET ME I THINK YOU ARE SUCH A PIG TO TALK ABOUT A GRANDMOTHER LIKE THAT!!!! HOW ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER WHERE SHE AT SUCKING DICK DIRTY BASTARD
Wtf D: D: D:
Poor grandma.
GRANDMAS AND KIDS ARE OFF LIMITS PEREZ!
Aw, jeez, Perez. Too far with this. Louella Parsons would kick your mfing ass for stooping this low. You go stand in the corner with your nose on the wall for an hour and think about what you did.
not cool
Re: Ayme –
#303 - Nobody is over-reacting Ayme you twit. It's right there in print written by the hand of Perez Hilton. If it was your mother or grandmother, what would your reaction be?
ah are they sighning up for the new family feud
Perez:
YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!
She's a cute old lady! Why are you so mean? Don't talk like that about an innocent granny!
Man, if you ever participated in a 12-step program, the 9th step would send you directly to Granny Lohan to apologize for this one. Badly done, Perez, very badly done.
Perez……do you ever read the comments that people leave on this site? If you have people, do they ever bring anything that is written on this site to your attention?……….There was nothing witty, funny, informative, creative or necessary about anything that you wrote about this woman or the rest of the Lohans. Have you no respect? This woman has undoubtedly worked harder than you ever will and forgotten more than you will ever know. If I thought that you were capable of being ashamed of anything that you have said I'd tell you that you should be.
I saw a photo of your mother taken at your birthday bash. The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. She's not missing any meals, either!! My first thought when I saw her bloated, doughy, smiling face was, "Wow. I can definitely see why Mario is uglier than home made sin."
Not so nice, is it Perez? Some things are just off limits. You'll learn that after you've lost many of the pending and future lawsuits against you and this site. This pathological need you have for being the most brazen, scandalous and limit crushing gossip site on the Internet will be your undoing. The phone will stop ringing, the invitations to events will dry up to nothing, all of these celebrities and clothes designers who tolerate you now will ignore you and have nothing to do with you because they'll be too busy making calls and tolerating The Next Big Thing while you sit at home alone, drowning in legal fees and debt. Enjoy all of this while you still can. You've had a phenomenal ride. I wouldn't want your karma for all of the money in the world.
Not funny Perez. I usually enjoy even your more outrageous posts but that is not acceptable. She is an elderly lady and is of an era where this kind of garbage would be unheard of. Grandmothers are definitely in the no-go zone. A celebrity Grandma maybe but she is not a celebrity, her granddaughter is. She is a private citizen AND a elderly woman. Shame on you. You kiss your grandma with that mouth? or your dear mom? I hope your mom reads this and gives you the smack in the back of the head you deserve.
You know what Perez? You should show some respect for older people. Busting on Hollywood is one thing. Leave grandma alone–it's not even the least bit funny. Maybe with all that cash you're making you can go buy yourself some class.
don't be such an asshole. have some respect. 3 generations of family spendin time together should be appreciated, not subject to violent sexual attrocities.
OK Perez… on this one you definitely went OVER THE LINE… .This is plain disgusting… I can't be lieve you just talked about an old lady like that…
You're disgusting.
The granny seems sweet, and she looks as if she's annoyed being there.
Ali Lohan on the other hand…. isn't she like, 13 or something? She looks older than my sister, who is 25 by the way.
Hey Perez, tha's low. Why don't you leave her grandmother alone. I wonder how many diseases your grandmother has? And how many she has given you? Doesn't feel too good does it ? Well, I guess for you it would.
Perez..you are so effing heartless. You have finally crossed the line for this blogger! An all time low on that lady. You seem to want to test bloggers apathy, well many of us are sickened by your filth!
dont be hating on Grandma she hasnt done anything worth all that! Now orange Oprah trying to make money off all her kids is disgusting! Lindsay is a fucking whore and her momma is too!!! She needs to realize no one likes her and isnt going to see any more of her shitty ass movies so just go away and take your orange ass momma with you skank!!!!
wtf how can u talk like that… what the fuck did she ever do to u shes a granny… the lohan family is weak as fuck but leave out the grandma
fuck u prez
Leave Grandma out of your game to fame . Either you are gonna get really bad karma from all the F*cked up shit you say about people , or you gonna get hit by a bus and be mentally retarded all your life ..and the entire world will forget about your sick brain..which is sad , cause I kinda like you - its never too late to say sorry , and be good gay boy and go hide that pig face of yours in a cave with Bin Laden!!
Perez..you are so effing heartless. You have finally crossed the line for this blogger! An all time low on that lady. You seem to want to test bloggers apathy, well many of us are sickened by your filth! You are a disgrace to gays all over the world! You have really blighted gay people and given straits more reason to hate gays!
You are inexcusably rude and disrespectful. It is not amusing or useful. SO, why?
You're a hoot, Perez - you're killing me!
aw, its not nice to rip into the Gran. she hasn't done anything to deserve it.
PEREZ I LOVE YOU BUT THIS IS REALLY MEAN, BUDDY! GRANDMAS ARE OFF LIMITS!
u really are a horrible person
Perez didn't your momma ever tell u not to behave like this? What did this sweet granny do to you? We know by know that you hate Lindsay, but come on man this is just mean, i'd beat the shit out of you if i was that granny and you talked about me like this. Asshole! And i liked you… whats wrong with u man?!?! Have some respect!
Dude, Perez, I love your site and all, but that post offended me, and I am not easily offended. You need to take a step back and remember what you are writing about and why. The dentures and bend over comments are way out of line, and I was cringing through the whole post. Post a retraction and an apology.
Damn Perez!! Ur dislike for the Lohans is fine, but to drag somenes grandmother into it, WOW!! I mean that is someones grandmother, I know Ur not exactly known for Ur class, but dude get some!!
your brand of venom has reached an unprecedented low. the lohans are fair game, but to a ttack an innocent elder is beyond contempt.
set your watch….your 15 minutes have begun.
You hit an all-time low when you start name calling the elderly. Show some respect, Perez. Would you like someone calling your grandmother those kinds of rotten things?
Perez, you can be such a bitter bitch when it comes to some celebs (the Lohans, Kiki Dunst, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Aniston, etc…) but ooze sweetness when it comes to Paris, Brad & Anjolina, Mariah, the Jonas idiots, Madonna, or some of other celebs you love or are being paid by or want to meet - because you're such a "fan".
now come on, dont rag on the grandmother. i will take you ragging on the mother or the daughters, but there is a limit when it comes to grannys.
OMG!! How Old is that girl she looks older than her mother!!! WTF
Hey P.
Avid reader, first post, low blow. Is it really true that nothing is sacred? Grammas are just grammas, thats all. While the loss of one reader may not affect you that much, I will feel better about myself for no longer visiting this site.
Perez, I always accepted that you were an asshole–a self-conscious, insecure, really unattractive fat asshole. So I always took your nasty comments about others with a grain of salt. But today, when I read that shit you wrote about a private woman–someone's freakin' grandma–that was it for me.
Eff off, fatass. Enjoy the ride to obscurity!
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Perez, what is the point of comments like this? You're a funny guy but this is just viscious and rude. THINK!
Pretty low blow, and being the piece of shit you are, you won't have the balls to issue any kind of an apology. I sincerely hope someone beats the shit out of you so I can listen to you cry like the little bitch you are.
You are so mean is it really necessary to attack this woman's grandmother. Come on now this is where the line gets crossed for a laugh? Be for real
That is extremely rude and distasteful.
She looks anybody's poodle-hair granny. You can go lower than snake spit to get a reaction, can't you, you ugly waste of space. That old woman is no whore, she's just an old woman. You're sickening, and I think anyone with even a small amount of moral spine should boycott your site. You're so damn lazy, you can't even run a 5 second spell check, or edit your ignorant material for blatantly idiotic mistakes. You're a perfect example of tawdry, pseudo-journalism, and the disgusting, shallow course our society is taking.
I'm usually on your site at least 10 times a day, and loving it. But after this post, I'm done. You've truly revealed to everyone the truth about your character. Your parents must be so ashamed of you right now.
Re: Hillary Clinton Sucks Dog Balls –
The Republican's get down and dirty on Obama.
We'll see who cries then.
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
who cares…
If you don't like what he said, get off the website
mrs garrett!! you take the good you take the bad….
Are you sure that's not Dina's Mom? Her last name is Sullivan.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
"men en kille hade sett den i en påse innan i kylskåpet o han hade en tidning där i kylskået oxå"
CLASS YOU AIN'T GOT. SO DON'T COUNT ON LASTING TOO LONG IN THIS BUSINESS.
You are sick. You need to learn from the older generation. You need help bad!
regardless of how much you don't like lindsay, her sister or her mom, there's no justifiable reason for you to start bashing her grandma. even though you're joking around, you've regrettably chosen some pretty rude and harsh words that may not ultimately damage the lohan's reputation, but in face will damage your own.
i gotta say it perez- that was a litle harsh. and gross.
ali lohan is disgusting.she looks older than her mother >.
Perezita - please don't pick on grandmothers! The other Hohans are ripe for ripping apart - but please have a little dignity and respect.
Thursday? Shouldn`t Ali Lohan be in school then? I think it seems like the whole Lohan family satnds behind Ali to make her the new Lindsay cause they know that Lindsay blew her chances.
Whoa. You're an asshole. Seriously, what's wrong with you??
WHY would you pick on someones Grandmother like that, you are really not a nice person!!!!!!
That was weirdly spiteful; I'm kind of ashamed for having read it. There's no reason for this at all.
There's no need to be so vulgar you fat slut!!!
That little abuelita never did anything to you, so settle the fuck down turkey tits!!
By the way, check your grammar; someone that makes millions on written product should at least put out good quality!
I think she looks normal. Like why did these to sluts have to come prance me around the paps? Lame. But I wish I was rich and beautiful like them. Poor Grandma. She will call Kivorkian after this. She probably hit a tree on purpose to get away from her nutjob family!!!!!!
well now we know where lindsay gets her body
What bullshit you spew. You can do better than this Perez. You're fucking with kids and the elderly. At least you leave the GOLDEN GIRLS alone.
perez, i think you should take that down….what did that poor old lady ever do to you? she looks sweet…and she can't really help it if her granddaughter is a raging whore….
You are some seriously sick fucks! Didnt they just lose the grandfather?! Hopefully you all get the bad karma you deserve.
Good God, one of the nastiest posts yet from you and its addressed to…….a grandma? seriously, what vulgar and obscene post to say about a GRANDMA, you're fuckred up
you are at an all time low with this one…have some respect for your elders
Aw, I love you Perez, but don't make fun of grandmas
u know what perez, making fun of the mom and lindsay and ali is one thing but to make fun of an innocent old grandma is another, you've gone to far on this one, would u like it if people said such nasty shit about your grandma??? have some class for once perez, leave grams alone!!
I really hope you look at all the comments, take this post down and appologize. Not a single thing in that post is funny and I feel embarassed that I actually read that.
You sound disgusting. Wow, an all time low for even you scumbag Perez.
that's fucking disgustin Perez.
I like you but you've taken this too far she's like 80 or something grow the fuck up.
i thought you were starting to become an adult.