Introducing…Granny Hohan!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan
How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.
But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!
Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.
Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.
Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!
How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????
[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: March 28, 2008 at 12:09 am
Don't care at all for Dina. BUT you're going too, too far when you pick on grandma! Shame on you for your article… whoever wrote this article only shows that you must have "no respect for your own grandma".
That was REALLY mean. I find almost everything you write very funny, but this is just plain disrespectful. I think you might have crossed the line here!!
This is really in poor taste.
yah perez I usually like, and agree with you…you took this one too far!
you are a disgusting fat pig. are you so eff'd up that you think what you said is anywhere near funny or cool? i will never go on this site again.
Actually, I think you should Re-post and apologize. Grandparents love their grandchildren no matter what. You should respect that, she didnt do ANYTHING wrong.
He is joking, and I thought it was hillarious. I seriously doubt granny reads this. And if her dumb ass family tells her, then it's their own fault.
Have you ever heard of having respect for your elders? Go eat something chubby, and stop picking on grandmothers.
That was WAY out of line Perez. Let's leave her sweet Grandma out of it.
That was so uncalled for. Perez is such a jerk.
WOW. CELEBS (ESPECIALLY STUPID ONES, READ: JESSICA ALBA, FERGIE, EITHER OLSEN TWIN AND PARIS) ARE FAIR GAME, BUT ATTACKING A GRANNY WHO DOESN'T SEEK THE SPOTLIGHT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANGRY LOSER. THAT COMMENT ABOUT THE DENTURES JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A PERV WHO NEEDS HIS COMPUTER CHECKED BY THE FBI.
NOT FUNNY - JUST NASTY.
That bitch in the red is UGLY AS FUCK.
Man, you don't dog on a grandma! Thats pretty shitty!
Wow, that was so disrespectful.
Perez…you are such a bastard for making such rude comments about a poor little old lady. If you ever said this about my grandma, I'd backhand you like the little bitch you are. I'm a total fan and supporter of your website and have never said anything bad about you…but this is just disgusting. You should try to save some face and APOLOGIZE to what fans you might have left after such a disgusting comment.
HEY LOOK THE WHOLE FAMILY IS WORKING THE STREET CORNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's wrong with you???? This is my last visit to your site. You have just gotten worse and worse. When you fall out of your 15 minutes of fame, I will be the first one to applaud.
Wow Perez, way over the line - that's somebody's grandma!!! I've lost a large amount of respect for you and your website… Agreed, you've sunk to an all time low. Loser.
Perez…that crossed the line…totally uncalled for
Wow! You are ruthless. She is just a grandma…you are mean. She looks sweet. You should be ashamed of yourself.
There is not a word to discribe the this. After reading what you wrote about "Granny Lohan" I went looking for another sight to get my daily dose of "Celebrity Fix"(X17). From here on in I will no longer bother coming to Perez. I encourage others to do the same. Originally what started of as fun, amusing little digs at celeb's has over time turned into a gross attempt(at best) to be funny at the cost of well…. anything. No one or nothing is safe from the repulsive garbage that spews from your mouth. You see a picture of a well dressed elderly woman and that is the best you could come up with. What's next kicking puppies, pulling the wings off butterflys, making fun of children(oh wait you have already done the latter). You just made a new list and your in good company People who the world would be better off never hearing from…..1)Perez Hilton….2)Sally kern…3)(well I think you get the picture). In closing I remind people there are other places to go for celeb gossip(x17). I will not come to this sight again and encourage others to do the same. God bless Granny Lohan.
hahaha woooow no one can take a joke!!! i thought it was funny, and relaaax people, he doesnt mean it seriously!!! omg this is too funny
HAHA Perez is on the rag.
i am sorry, but white people just DO NOT age well. Ali is what 13? She is disgusting.
Oh, and FYI, granny Lohan is 35. YIKES. Sucks to be a Lohan
What a horrible thing to say about the elderly. You suck!! You almost sound jealous..
GROSS! White people really don't age well!
you're fucking ugly kiss ass perez. and they should sue you for that post.
way to bring it to a new low. you've really outdone yourself.
Feel Better?
Yeah, pretty unnecessary, amigo.
Seriously you took it to far on this one. Telling a grandma to bend over and take is just appaling.
Ganny Talk.. That's low.
What do you have shoved up your ass? She's an old woman who never did anything to you. There's something called respecting your elders, look into it. This post was just too nasty and it didn't need to be, didn't even need to be a story because it's stupid.
Perez…you never miss a chance to show ure fat ass and ugly mug on your website, as if the site is about you! Surprise! Peeps dont go to your site to see you! And you got the effin balls to be so disgustingly cruel to an old lady who has never done you any harm, and who may have supported many gay causes for all you know…and what do you do? Alienate more strait peeps against gays! Well, you dont rep most gays jerko!
Your comments on that old lady most certainly deserve a boycott of your website….the one way that bloggers can show you their disdain…hit you in the pocket!
You nasty ass! Lay off the grandma! I'm done with you.
You stupid buttface!!
you're disgusting, the original douchebag, Perez you have reached a new low while high on your fart cloud!!!
You really are a fudge packing asshole!
Wow. Perez…Bored of picking on the younger and middle celebs.Now you resort to picking on the geriatrics of the celebs.That must make you feel good inside doesn't it?Mmm Indeed.
you are a total ass perez good grief
Her name is Alian???
perez i love you and your blog but thiswas the fisrt comment i didint appreciate. not cool to talk about a grandma like that.
Well Perez does your ass hurt from too much fisting? How mean can you be? How low can you go? Sally Kern low, put a photo up of yourself, draw a dick right at your mouth. A sweet little grandmother, you shameless fuck. This is worse than the Brittney contest, when is she going to kill herself.
You shame your Mother!!
THAT IS SICK AS FUCK!!! =[
IM NEVER COMING ON THIS SITE AGAIN!
GET MY BRITNEY GOSSIP ELSEWHERE!!
i think you should write an apologie.
complete lack of respect.
nasty,evil,mean,digusting,pointless,sick things to say about an old LADY!
x
How dare you make fun of an unsuspecting grandmother. how'd you like it if someone said your grandmother takes is hard in the ass or something? You need to learn limits.
If I weren't a better person than you, I would be tempted to say things about your own grandmother. I'm biting my tongue. Instead I'll just say: I feel very very sorry for you. The worst part is that you think you're funny yourself. I read this website all the time and for that you get money. However I don't care for I will always read this and pity you, laughing alone, a sad existence.
Just not funny. I hope you can get help for yourself one day. It's ironic as you are truly the saddest "celebrity" of our time, yet you write about others you're deluded mind things are in a worse state than you.
you are quite disrespectful, my dear boy. if i talked about your grandmother like that, you'd cry and simper in a most girlish way, i suppose.
This is the FIRST time I have commented on a post and the LAST time to your web site!
This post is down right disgusting - have some respect!!
Who the fuck do you think you are?????
Perez, honestly, thats gross you would talk about someones grandma like that.
i normally like you. normally.
hey perz
you over did it dudette withthe comments about the grandma. have some class. how would you like it if someone talk about your abuelita like that?
You should be ashamed of yourself, making fun of an abuelita. You have to have limits for your comments, NO BABIES AND GRANNIES!!!
Well, I reckon granny got all the girls in the biz. She looks like a true hard core back bender.
That granny looks like a hooker.
granny lohan looks like the babysitter in don't tell mom the babysitter's dead… could it be??
Ew! Is that Lindsay's little sister? She looks like a streetwalker! Isn't she only 13 years old?
They should get into the fast food, eh, I mean fast fish business.
I know I'm waaaaaay late on this but…
THAT WAS THE MOST FUCKED UP POST I'VE SEEN YET! How can you talk about someone you know nothing about, and that has done nothing to be talked about in such an ugly foul way.
You're a sick fuck!!
Granny Hohan? I think that's a little ridicilous. Say what you want about the mother and the kids and father. but why be so ignorant about the grandmother. I think that better judgement should have been used. Perez you really need to say sorry and make a retraction.
Why must you put down everybody. Leave Grandma out of it!!
Yeah, I have to agree with a whole slew of people on here, Perez. Do you have PMS or something? You've been a major asshole the past few days. Why are you talking shit about a little old lady now???? Jeez. I am giving you one more chance and then I'm done reading this site for good. There's so many more worthy targets of your vitriol. Like, I dunno, Dick Cheney, for example. Nobody said you had to like Lindsay Lohan or her family, but damn- keep it in perspective. There are people out there who are actually evil and sinister that you could be putting all this negative energy towards bashing. I'm usually pretty negative, but this site is crushing even my spirit. I just wanted celebrity gossip. You need anger management classes or something.
I am a 73 yr old Granny that has read you on a daily basis. Have not always agreed with your comments until today. This is the most disrespectful statement have seen come from you. You have become one very sick and ignorant puppy to attack the Grandmother. Did that make you feel good? Caress your massive ego? Making you laugh over these comments feeling your ego strokes? You are a shame to society. I am a very proud granny of my children. What they do with their lives is their choices, but I always stand beside them no matter what they do with their lives. Remember, you could possibly discover the ride to the top here has been fun and profitable. But, watch out for the down slide. That will really smart and my I be first to push you off the down slide cliff. God help us and keep us away from your attitudes of our wonderful senior citizens.
Have some respect Perez. Talking about Grandmas and Grandpas is off limits…If you ever talked about mine I would punch you in your ugly bloated fat head. Further more in the gay community I know and love you would be a nobody and people would make crazy fun of you mostly because you are a no talent unattractive dork..I don't know how you have gotten kuddos over Michael K but when my career drops yours will be ovah…
Perez you remind me of that Calvin Klein fragrance Eternity because your ugly forevah.
Find something of relevance to talk about or get the hell off the internet.
Ass kisser
Perez, you will certainly burn in HELL for this one. You have sold your soul to the devil, all for some attention you obviously didn't get from your Mother while growing up. Grandma has done NOTHING wrong. Say what you want about the others, but leave the innocent alone! If I were a Lohan, and you spoke that way about MY Grandmother, I would track you down and make you pay for saying such rude, carass and horrible things!
Just because she's an old woman and related to Lohan is no reason to be a bitch, Perez. Do you say this stuff to rile people just to get a reaction? Whatever the motive..you go too far in insulting this poor woman. She has done nothing to warrant such a nasty comment by you. AND you have a problem with older women for some reason. One day you will be old and then people can make remarks about YOU.
I usually enjoy reading your comments and such…but this is at an all time looooowww! Leave Grandma out of it. Completely rude, crude and socially unacceptable. Oh, wait that is you! Fucker…I don't think I'll be coming on this site again.
Leave the Grandma alone. How are you talk about your elders that way! Your are a disrespectful piece of moldy shit!!
Wow, what a horrible site this is. Im sorry I got on it. I wont ever make that mistake again!
Alli for the love of God….STAND UP STRAIGHT! Your posture is worse than Quasimodo! Did mom beat you across the back with a tree branch again?
I think that grandma Lohan is the only one sane member of that family, isnt she?
ali is sexy id do her not s perv im 14 lol
Perez, i love you but this is just wrong. Just because she's La LoHan Granny doesn't mean she's anything like her. Besides you're latino, you know we respect abuelitas =)
you were totally out of line on this one. you should be ashamed of yourself
Shame on you. That went way too far.
That is so mean. You should be ashamed. How horrible Perez
Perez you are a piece of shit!! Did your fucking cuban mother teach you about respect? you can talk about Lindsay all that you want. NOT ABOUT HER GRANMA YOU STUPID DOUCHE!!! FUCKING FAT CUBAN MOFO!!! R E S P E C T
Haha, perez i adore you.
that is so disrespectful. u crossed the line perez.
mean mean mean! She is their grandmother! Toooooo mean!!!
I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE PEREZ….you know you just went to far this time…I dont come to your site to read crulty to people. It is mean spirited. Be careful Perez there are plenty of more gossip sites without the immature rants. I like POPSUGAR.COM to name one any other suggestions…I AM LEAVING YOU PEREZ….
why you being so nasty about an old lady, none of its her fault
imagin someone spook about your nana like that
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Perez should definitely be ashamed, but you know who else should be ashamed? Me– for reading this crap. I'm taking Perezhilton.com off my bookmarks forever. I'm sure that even though there are nearly 600 angry comments on this thread, Perez won't even blink an eye. And that just goes to show how rotten and filthy and broken he is inside. Have a nice life, a-hole!
You're fucking disgusting Perez, both in looks and with the things you say.
You're cruel but funny Perez
perez!! i love ur website, i check it everyday and i think ur a pretty awesome person. I've never really had a problem with anything you've said until now. Is it really necessary to trash her grandmother?? we all know u don't like lindsay or her family but i believe you crossed a line with this one. However we're all entitled to free speech and im not gonna be like one of these losers and pretend im gonna stop coming to ur site. Please just try to leave the innocent people alone. x0×0
The comments about Lohan's grandmother are downright cruel. It's not fair to pick on her just because the rest of the family is a bunch of screw ups. You owe her an apology.
You are now at the lowest of the lowest level. Would you like some scumbag to talk about your grandmother this way? Shame on you.
grandma is a little doll, you on the other hand Perez are a fuckin disgusting wanker. karma's gonna get you.
I hope for once that you actually read the comments on your site. You went way to far. If someone dissed your grandma, you'd act all dramatic and be fucking pissed. Don't bring a harmless person you never know existed into your twisted and warped world of bringing everyone down all the time. You are so two-faced, supporting charities, then calling grandmother's whores, defending gay rights, nicknaming JC Chasez GayC? Seriously.
What is your motivation for something like this? Let's not lash out like Johnny M did with his blog!!! Your SMART jibes are what is so appealing about you…this IS NOT SMART.
you are mentally ill Perez.
thts a bit fukdd upp u knooo hatin on a lil oldd innocent granny
SHAME ON YOU :O
I know you don't like Lindsey..I get that …but her GRAND MOTHER…
This is just way over the line. You need to check yourself!
omg that grandma is so cute ! and ali's gorgeous . dam every0ne hates on the lohans cause there so dam perfect litterly !
You've crossed the line, Perez. You're sick.
Love ya Granny !
how sick are you?
you're an asshole… thats so fucking low.. dissing someones grandmother.
I'm done with your site forever.. that was way too rude….
ASSHOLE..
LMAO!!
Damn, wtf is your problem? Thats her grandma for pete's sake. I usually like to read your stuff Perez, but that is taking it way to far. Show some respect, and class.
Um, Im not sure if you have a legal team Perez, but you might need to hire one if you plan on accusing people of having STDs, especially nonpublic figures like LiLo's grandma. Seriously, thats defamation.