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Introducing…Granny Hohan!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan

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How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.

But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!

Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.

Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.

Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!

How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????

[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]

688 comments to “Introducing…Granny Hohan!”

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  1. araceli says – reply to this


    601

    perez you are the funniest fucker ever i read what you wrote about the hohans that is so freakin funny i pee my pants thax

  2. MELANIE says – reply to this


    602

    dude…your being so harsh about their fucking GRANDMA!!! did someone forget to teach you to respect your elders?! hmmmhmmm…cause obvi you didnt learn it well enough and you now have dropped to the level of being disturbed, because thats FUCKED that your posting trash about an old woman. fucking grow up a little.

  3. perezsux says – reply to this


    603

    perez since you're so obsessed w. herpes - that leads me to believe only one thing - that ur actually the one who has HERPES.

  4. fuck says – reply to this


    604

    i wonder if they actually read this

  5. kate says – reply to this


    605

    Lindsey…age 38
    Ali…..age 32
    Douchebag Dina…..60
    Granny………………76
    They all have that "hag" gene in common…sweet.

  6. akorylene says – reply to this


    606

    bad bad mouth. Perez, all time low there.

  7. Penny Cillin says – reply to this


    607

    Re: raisa – So what does "defending gay rights" have to do with the other things that you are criticizing? I'm as appalled at Perez's attack on the elderly lady as anyone is, but your outrage rings hollow if you chose to demonize the pursuit of basic human and legal rights by a group which is, except for sexuality, just like you, me, Perez, or the elderly lady in question. Way to go….

  8. himom says – reply to this


    608

    hahaha
    fuckin hilarious

  9. Amy says – reply to this


    609

    Perez, you are a fucking asshole. Leave the grandma alone! >:|

  10. Boobird says – reply to this


    610

    You are a minion of the anti-Christ.

  11. Katie says – reply to this


    611

    That's really rude and un-called for, especially towards a senior for christsakes, at least have some fucking morals- Mario.

  12. canuckgirl says – reply to this


    612

    **ON THE POSITIVE SIDE OF THIS HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE POST**I am so impressed with the integrity of most of the readers of this site. As horrible as PH's words are, it is HEARTWARMING to see how many people jumped to the defense of LL's grandma and still know when something is just WRONG. THERE IS HOPE FOR THIS WORLD!!

  13. Lola says – reply to this


    613

    You dont have any respect for anyone, she is only an old lady.

    RESPECT

  14. Billvie Bicks says – reply to this


    614

    I am so over the Lohans.

    The whole family totally sux. Dina is like a modern day Terri Shields- she's a massive- turd encrusted butt plug. Wish she would just Go far far away.

  15. Lala says – reply to this


    615

    Ok so i just check out the People.com site. For those of you who are tired of the little man's trash check it out. Choose an alternative and say bye bye to the little man and hello to a really great site.

  16. M.A. says – reply to this


    616

    Perez, look at all these comments from people who think the granny bashing is wrong! I think you owe all of your loyal readers (and LL's Grandma!) an apology. After all we, your readers, are the ones who make this site what it is!

  17. dfdsf says – reply to this


    617

    whens their show?

  18. CaseyCass says – reply to this


    618

    im not one to complain about rudeness, but come one that was just nasty, and not funny at all. Seriously dude, shock value is cute and all but that was not funny or anything it was just mean spirited and sad.

  19. the man says – reply to this


    619

    dont pick on a nice old lady you gay douche bag

  20. xc says – reply to this


    620

    lmao perez you're fucking hilarious

  21. Lala says – reply to this


    621

    aww the gramma is soo cuteeeee ………

  22. Areanne says – reply to this


    622

    ALI LOOKS LIKE VOLDEMORT

  23. Areanne says – reply to this


    623

    Re: Lan – DOTN TALK ABOUT PEREZ LIKE THAT OR I WILL HUNT U DOWN AND BEAT UR ASS BITCH

  24. nessa says – reply to this


    624

    WOW YOU JUST HIT AN ALL TIME LOW FOR ME…AND I USED TO LOVE COMING TO YOUR SITE.

    I'M NOT GONNA TALK SHIT BY CALLING YOU AND ASS HOLE OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU WOULD JUST LOVE THE ATTENTION.

    BUT I MUST SAY YOU JUST LOST ALL OF MY RESPECT AND I AM WILL NEVER COME BACK TO YOUR SITE AGAIN!

    I DOUBT THIS WILL HAPPEN BUT I HOPE COMPANYS TAKE THEIR AD'S OFF OF YOUR SITE AND I HOPE THAT PEOPLE BOYCOT YOUR SITE ASWELL BECAUSE PEREZ….

    YOUR NOT ONE IN A MILLION!

    AND KARMA IS A BITCH THATS GONNA BITE YOU IN YOUR BIG FAT ASS….oops did I say I wouldnt talk shit….oh well…..YOU FAT LOW LIFE DOUCHE BAG MOTEHR FUCKER!

  25. An old guy says – reply to this


    625

    Perez - up until now I have liked your commentary, but this one went way over the top. I doubt if you know Allan Lohan, but even if you do, what would you think if I made similar comments about your grandmother? Leave the woman alone, I expect she is aghast at your comments as one of her generation would be. You have certainly caused her grief. You were too cruel.

  26. An old guy says – reply to this


    626

    If you had any class at all you would post an apology for your comments.

  27. tellall says – reply to this


    627

    I had to laugh out loud at your comments!!! Truly brilliant, and NASTY.

    *****How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????*****

    HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (The answer is of course that she hasn't. But funny nonetheless.)

  28. Allie says – reply to this


    628

    the old lady does look like a skank…

  29. Heather says – reply to this


    629

    wow…all I have to say is that I normally think that most of your mean comments on people are deserving, but this one is just really harsh. Waaaaaayyy bad taste. You have gone too far!!

  30. sandy says – reply to this


    630

    What's fucked up is I wrote a very mean nasty comment about Perez on this issue hours ago but I see it was to harsh for you to post it! Now that's what I called fucked up. When someone says very ignornant nasty comments bout you you don't even post it! Look it up Perez the name was fat ass illegal cuban! You didn't not post my comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Mandy says – reply to this


    631

    HAAHA you people take the shit he says so seriously………its fuckin hilarious lighten uppp

  32. ma says – reply to this


    632

    Perez, my gay son and his husband would never talk about the grandma(s) like that! Have some respect for the elderly huh! Don't mess with the grandmas!

  33. u.r.a. jack@ss says – reply to this


    633

    Mario - you're such an anus. Why is this post still here? I used to be entertained by you, now I am sickened. And I deeply regret my readership of your website has helped make you who you are today. Do the right thing.

  34. tabby says – reply to this


    634

    lay off the grandmother, she didnt ask to be a part of it, she just wanted to spend some time with her fam!

  35. luv says – reply to this


    635

    you ASS! The closest you get to class is when you pass a school you idiot.

  36. eritha says – reply to this


    636

    that was just plain rude and pountless..what does the poor lady has to do wit anything eh?

  37. Sad says – reply to this


    637

    that crossed the line. i haven't seen you say anything this bad, let alone about a grandma. you really should take it down, and maybe even apologize.

  38. lw says – reply to this


    638

    perez, i hate this post. so so mean to granny, she looks cute and scared. be nice. her life was easier than ours.

  39. lw says – reply to this


    639

    Re: Lan – perez, i hate this post. so so mean to granny, she looks cute and scared. be nice. her life was easier than ours. I agree perez is an ahole

  40. Bec says – reply to this


    640

    Thank god people have stood up for this Grandmother - Perez is way out of line with his comments.

  41. lollercoaster says – reply to this


    641

    Aw, be kind, she looks like a sweet little old lady.
    Her daughter on the other hand, resembles a carrot with a face carved into it.

  42. rightfighter says – reply to this


    642

    no respect for old people–well wait your turn you're heading that way anyway..so what do you call yourself now? a saint? sorry but you dont even fit the bill of a saint servant. You keep on praising people who accepts homosexual people,well how about the old people? shsh..you are just like them..

  43. jade says – reply to this


    643

    why dont people just fucking get over perez paying out a grandma?

    why does a person's age have anything to do with them not being paid out.

    seriously get over it.

  44. perez is rude says – reply to this


    644

    that's very mean perez >:((((
    ok,we hate LL but her granny didn't do anything! It reminds me of my granny!
    omg,perez ur sooo rude :( (((

  45. i'd love to kick your face in says – reply to this


    645

    THERE WERE 666 COMMENTS WHEN I CLICKED TO LEAVE MINE. HOW FUNNY.
    YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL BITCH. IF YOU EVER SPOKE ABOUT MY FAMILY LIKE YOU DID HERE, I'D BEAT YOUR FAT ASS

  46. ONLYPEREZWOULDBESOMEAN says – reply to this


    646

    ONLY YOU. ONLY YOU WOULD BE SO MEAN AND FULL OF HATE FOR SOMEONE LIKE THAT. FUCK YOU.

  47. Snickers says – reply to this


    647

    The grandma is the most normal-looking and acting person in that whole stupid fucked-up family of addicts!

  48. Perez sucks says – reply to this


    648

    i enjoyed reading your blog every day for the past year…but you really crossed the line on this one. I'm done with your blog, but not with your advertisers. I'm writing them about this stupid entry, too.

  49. Ro says – reply to this


    649

    Below the belt, Perez. Not cool.

  50. little one says – reply to this


    650

    Sally Kern's statement about the "Gay Agenda" was in referance to the gay effect on the traditional family. Perez is that your agenda to bash traditional family. Because one of the families most sacred icon's is "Gramma". Does the expression scraping the bottom of the barrel mean anything to you. First and last blog from me. I hope your sponsors pull their ads and your freebies and free ride at other peoples expense cease to exist. Boycott this site and save face and a :gramma"
    **Note**Sally Kern referance does not mean I am in agreement with her.

  51. Cari says – reply to this


    651

    I lov eyou, Perez- but that's horrible. Utterly appalling…

  52. jzman says – reply to this


    652

    I guess if you could be that cruel to an old lady then we don't care if you are a fat ass homo hispanic with disgusting features and body fat, and uses his site for his own personification! What a low crawling creature you turned out to be on a website that once was interesting. It makes all bloggers now feel like we agree with your cruel comments if we continue to go to your site. I think a boycott with loss ad revenue would be a good signal we dislike you personally!

  53. Mary says – reply to this


    653

    I can't believe you are talking about an old lady in such a disgusting manner. Didn't your parents teach you anything about respect for others. You are a waste of space on this planet. Compasion and truly caring about others is a beautiful thing!! Get some professional help because you are truly a sick pup.

  54. alrmw23 says – reply to this


    654

    Wow….You know, for the most part I agree with your fat ugly ass. I think most of youor posts are funny, but now I feel ashamed I support you. Your head is getting as big as you with your new found "fame". Get over yourself and down from your high horse. Sorry I mean stop jumping the horse.

    I never agree with you on your Avril bashing because you arn't accurate, but this is worst, she is a granma you sick fuck. I think after this I might stop reading this site cuz I am appauled that you targetted a lil old grannie. she looks so innocent, i would literally kill you if you said that about my granma. You don't go after granma's, Common pigrez

  55. Lala says – reply to this


    655

    OhOh fat boy. Think you may have stepped in something there. Hear the sound of ads being pulled right left and center. How fast the weak will fall. Time to sit up, wipe the sperm from your chins and make granny Lohan a real pretty sorry. Then get back on your knees(no no not not for the sport) but to ask forgiveness. And just out of curiousity Why do you talk like there are two of you, we this we that. If it's in liking your self to the queen 1, see she was crazy that's why she did it. Get origional fat boy.

  56. J says – reply to this


    656

    umm this is really mean spirited!

  57. jrzman says – reply to this


    657

    Peeps are demanding an apology from you fatass! Your total ignorance tells us a lot about your morals, especially an afront against all respecting gay people. You have give all gays a black eye, so don't come around anymore with your pro gay shit you hipocrite! A real kick in the ass to us demanding an apology, which it is apparent you will not give! You will just let time do its thing…problem is, we won't forget this! BOYCOTT!!!

  58. RDM says – reply to this


    658

    Man up and retract that nastiness Perez!

  59. KANNDII says – reply to this


    659

    lmfaoooo, omg i love you perez

  60. Venice says – reply to this


    660

    WoW!!! Thats pretty ugly UGLY of you Perez.

  61. Susan says – reply to this


    661

    How rude! You should be ashamed of yourself, disrespecting elderly people. Where do you come from?

  62. hmm.... says – reply to this


    662

    I can't stand the Lohans as much as the next person, but talking shit about Granny Lohan is just low.

  63. crr says – reply to this


    663

    why would you say such ridcules and cruel things about a woman you don't even know? Is just suppossed to stay in her home all the time to escape your comments? She's not allowed to simply walk down a public sidewalk, like people do? The arbitrary cruelty to an elderly woman you have just expressed is really disgusting to me and no doubt most normal people…..

  64. joanna says – reply to this


    664

    you know, i can't understand such vitriol towards someone's grandmother. why? simply because she's related to lindsay? she just looks like an old grandmother trying to spend time with her family without some jerkwad making disgusting, inappropriate comments about her. this was the lowest, most insensitive and simply the stupidest post i have read on here.

    your grandma should punch you right in the mouth.

  65. Buddy says – reply to this


    665

    To say that's disrepectful would be an understatement. I shouldn't even dignify your comments with a response. That's crossing the line Perez.

  66. didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this


    666

    Wait, so that's Dina's mother-in-law? Completely psycho AliEn must be… and for all those people criticizing Perez… forget THAT! Like Alian doesn't know she's slicing herself up for the paparazzi, just being out in public with that loserly ensemble.
    Sheesh, who's selling who?!?

  67. arh says – reply to this


    667

    get a life you fat fucking bastard. who the fuck are you to diss on someone elses grams? your nothing but a sick fuck getting off on others mistakes. mother fucker

  68. gwen says – reply to this


    668

    Wow….you just really knocked yourself down a few pegs in the professional category. You even outdid yourself. We cant help who our kids are….. unfortunately for your parents. I dont think I want to visit this site so much now….you're expressing serious signs of mental breakdown. Get help.

  69. Azi says – reply to this


    669

    Perez you really crossed the line! Are you just jealous that your fat ass isnt gonna make it to that age? Bloody hell why dont you upload a few pics of your granny and let the comments rip?
    she's just a sweet old lady who's daughter aka orange oprah wreaked lindsay and is now gonna exploit aliana…
    She doesn't deserve this shit. The whole reason families fuck up like this is because thoughtless douchbags like you give them no privacy or respect!

  70. little one says – reply to this


    670

    Re: did yall pass the FCAT???
    Perhaps you should reread the parts where he said"But Gramma'a a sexy piece of ass too!!! We'd do her, just take her dentures out and she's ready to go. Then about gramma in rehab.

    The fact that you are defending him and twisting his word to defend him only show your ignorance and morals or lack of morals in this case. Your ignorance is showing.

  71. katie says – reply to this


    671

    when someone says first, what does it mean??

  72. kathleen says – reply to this


    672

    Wahwah everyone. 'She's just a grandma' boo hoo. She probably survived a couple of wars, she can survive whatever Perez throws at her. My grandma's a tough old bitch. This post made me laugh so hard. GRANDMA LOHAN IS A HOBAG!

  73. tizzy says – reply to this


    673

    I think you run your course , Hilton. Get a life! I am officially deleting you from my computer. Salut!

  74. Aubrey Fleming says – reply to this


    674

    People please, just calm down and untwist your thongs. Ms. Hilton was JOKING.

    And by the way that ain't no grandma - that's Lindsay sans make-up and ten thousand gallons of fake tan.

  75. urnidiot says – reply to this


    675

    hey don't be such an ass. Look at your ugly self before commenting on other. didn't your mom teach you to respect other. i used to like surfing your site but after this, i'm going to tell people to stop supporting u. Idiot

  76. MLE says – reply to this


    676

    yeah, it is pretty low to diss someone's grandmother just because of the choices that her descendents make.
    Even low for Perez Hilton…

  77. noelle says – reply to this


    677

    i hope you die of a horrible disease that has no cure or a snake bite or something godawful…u are such an attention whore with no shame. i only wish evil on you and i hope teddy has his head ripped off.

  78. CDUBBbabyy says – reply to this


    678

    i'm not gonna lie, that was pretttttyyyy low.
    I LOVE LINDSAY LOHAN! and her grandma!!!

  79. oyeah says – reply to this


    679

    Re: kathleen – SCREW YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!

  80. Alianananananna Lo-bag says – reply to this


    680

    Perez you should get your facts straight. That's not Lindsay's grandma….that's her PIMP! Biatch!!

  81. Anna says – reply to this


    681

    You're fucking asshole, Perez. Have some respect.

  82. screw them says – reply to this


    682

    They are the ones in the public eye, who cares what PH says about them? It's nice to see the family whore themselves out for a stupid tv show. Fukk them.

  83. vnkzflet zdgiaxjhu says – reply to this


    683

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    684

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  85. ellabella says – reply to this


    685

    God allie get a really life!!!
    your being really gay

  86. osqiuhtlp yfhv says – reply to this


    686

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  87. ghwt gjanc says – reply to this


    687

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  88. dispicable says – reply to this


    688

    perez whats ur fucking problem? this is a grandma of someone she did not do anything to any1 that would connect her 2 the bad habbits of her children u need 2 grow up she looks reallly sweet

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