This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
Toymakers are now selling this "Paparazzi Play Set."
The collection is on sale. Go figure!
You can get this for $19.99. That's about $19.99 too much.
Do you really want your kids playing with a bunch of paparazzi dolls??????
A fat gay blogger doll would be so much better! Imagine the possibilities they could do with the hair!
Posted: March 28, 2008 at 2:40 pm




I dont know why you hate paparazzi so much ,that the one who make you live with this site,for me you are in the same gang….
You RETARD, those aren't toys for kids, they're joke FIGURINES… its meant to be funny.
However, a doll of you would just be sad
It's a joke product, people–from the makers of the Librarian action figure, the Shakespeare action figure, the Jesus action figure, the Albert Einstein action figure, and more… http://mcphee.com/categories/action.html
**You RETARD, those aren't toys for kids, they're joke FIGURINES… its meant to be funny.
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However, a doll of you would just be sad
Yes, a fat gay blogger doll would be so much better! Imagine the possibilities they could do with the ASS!
Perez, if you really think that's for kids, you are dumber than you look. MY GOD! Don't you know what Novelty Items are? You're advertising websites over there that sell such things ———————->
Or, do you not pay attention to who you sell ads to and just take money no matter the product. Greedy, fat bitch.
you sure are fat and gay, that's for sure.
I want it
umm, they should totally make a doll out of you, no joke. do you know how many people would LOVE to have that? i know i would and about 98.9% of my college dorm-mates would love it too…GREAT idea, we loooveee youuu
ya imagine what you can do to it. like set them on fire lol
Hmmmmm, Perez dissing the paparazzi? The same paparazzi whose pictures he buys and uses on this very website to make himself famous? Yep, you better believe it, maybe this should be Perez-HYPOCRISY-Hilton.com.
DUH these have been at kitson for like a year
I hate to break it to you,
but that toy's been on the market for a while now.
I believe Accouterments sells it.
how ironic that the type face of "paparazzi" on the box of the toys is EXACTLY the same as the "perezhilton" sign at the top of this webiste…
coincidence? hmmm…
Oooh yeah I wantz me P-Nasty doll! EVERYONE wants the Perezito Munequito: it should totally come with accessorizing options, extendable hair, and a veritable artiste's palette of Manic Panic…..so cute 'n' adorable. Keep us posted!!!
YOU CALLED YOURSELF A "FAT GAY BLOGGER"……OK BUT YOU STILL TORE APART GRAMMA LOHAN….SHE'S A SWEET OLD LADY……….
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FOR MY BIRTHDAY SALLY KERN IS GONNA DON A BLACK LEATHER HARNESS AND LAP DANCE FOR ME AT CHUCKY CHEESES!!!!!!!!!OMG SALLY KERN IN A LEATHER HARNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I HOPE PETA DOESN'T COME AFTER US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This playset came out quite a while ago. I gave to friends at Christmas. Wherre have you been?
perez! the store where i work has had them for about a year too, and i'm deep in the fly-over states! accoutrements really is fantastic…
when the perez doll comes out I want it. you're amazing and I love you!
ARCHIES!!!
OLD NEWS, DUDE.
It's not for kids you stupid fuckers
perez is not a fat gay blogger.
he is amaziiiing.
& i would love a perez doll :p
If so, be afraid, be very afraid!
lol… I'd buy your doll Perez
Actually, these are pretty cool. You can get them from stupid.com
I set them up around a musician who was doing a live audio stream from my office. He totally freaked him out cus everywhere he glanced, a pap was in his face.
Yeah, a fat gay blogger would be a great addition to the collection.
For you dudes that think these are dumb, let's talk about your "doll" er I mean action figure collections!
Perez, you're the best but isn't this a little hypocritical of you? Where do you get all of these pictures that you post? Do little elves drop them off in your mailbox???
holla
I would so buy a Perez doll……..and yea you would have to be able to change the hair color!
"fat gay blogger doll"
About the dolls… Yep, just keep sending the message that gawking at people and refusing to GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN is cool…
Christ, when IS California gonna drop off the map? I'm so sick and bloody tired of celebrities and the idiots who worship them.
It is funny when you think about it. I like the idea of a Perez doll better… you could have endless possibilities of dying the hair and styling it… it would be so fun
could you say.. only in america?
I would SO buy a zexy little resin/plastic Perez figure! He and Ken would be eff buddies!
Insane !!! Plus those toys are ugly.
They also carry the "Horrified Blog Readers." Each dramatic play set includes nine 2-1/2" to 3" tall, hard vinyl victims captured in utterly terrified poses! Are they reacting to the advances of a giant, immature faggy blog writer or the sight of his ugly hairstyle-of-the-week? The possibilities are endless.
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now that uve said it, i wanna pereeeeeez doll.
Another way to facilitate the ingestion of lead paint!
Haha I love you Perez! I would buy a Perez doll.
You are too much!
Saw this at the Arclight MONTHS ago….can you please stay current?!!?
Re: …. – The writing is from the HOLLYWOOD sign you idiot.
That's lame..
Aw! You are so not a 'fat gay blogger'.. You are such a funtabulious person. And Super koo, a lil tacky at times, but hey you have a j-o-b to do, yea? Luv ya my sanchito! Aha!! This "play set" is absolutely ridiculous, Dumbb!!! Quit brainwashing our youth! ~Expand your minds folks~
Have a super day!
I love the fact that you can make fun of yourself
i just wish that sometimes you were a bit nicer, it's only going to serve you well.
love, b
i actually have that set. but it was only 2.99. lol
Tacky
Ha! That is actually the funniest post you've ever done. Finally.
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