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Filed under: Busted!
Hopefully this fuckface will rot in jail for a long time!
Mark Jones, 42, from Cumming, Georgia, ran over and killed his girlfriend with a half-ton truck, according to police in Forsyth county.
The crazy-eyed freak is accused of hitting Chrissy Newton, 34, on Sunday after an argument. She died Wednesday of her injuries.
Police arrested Jones on DUI charges on Sunday, but now he could be facing more serious charges.
Yeah, like murder!!!!!!
Posted: March 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Is that PARIS HILTONS cousin Wonky?
how could THAT GUY get a girlfriend? she must have been FUGLY!
Re: doktor herzenstube – It is either, dumbass. CAMELEON is simply an archaic variant spelling of CHAMELEON. Don't be so quick to 'correct' somebody else; nothing ruins a chat board more than a fucking pedant, and most especially a pedant who is a spell flame and is incorrect.
I am sorry to say I live in Cumming. This man is a fucking retard!!!
eww im surprised he was able to ever get a girlfriend omg
If I was his slimebag attorney, I would blame the obvious and (ugly) Lazyeye sydrome for his terrible mishap.
Re: Actually….you egoistic cretin… – Not even a close save asswipe at 208. And I wasn't even a jerk before. The scientific Family of creatures known as chameleons is Chamaeleonidae. Bitch ass queenie mother fucker. And oh yeah,……….you know your mother?……….I fucked her. She was a whore anyway.
Re: Actually….you egoistic cretin… – I think Doktor Herzentube is just proud of his new name and wants to try his wings using it. Yesterday, he was incorporating some of my name into his, so he's doing better. Now if only he'd come up with something other than a name as an original thought! Instead of correcting others, telling posters things such as "WE" are tired of you, you come from a poor, indigent background bragging about labels, "NOBODY" likes you, etc. etc. I'm afraid the person using the Doktor Herzentube nom de plume may well have heard a lot of this in his life, the poor dear.
His girlfriend probably just asked him one too many times what he was looking at.
Not to speak ill of the dead, but she had to know it could happen if she was choosing to go out with a man that looked liked that. They both sound like assholes.
Re: NUBIAN GODDESS DRESSED FOR DINNER AND THE THEATER IN AN OSCAR DE LA RENTA BUGLE BEAD EVENING SUIT – And I fucked YOUR mother and your father negress.
Nice lazy eye you meth fuck, rot in hell.
FUGLY does not even describe this guy!!! He deserves to be in jail thats for sure!
Re: NUBIAN GODDESS DRESSED FOR DINNER AND THE THEATER IN AN OSCAR DE LA RENTA BUGLE BEAD EVENING SUIT – Please spell it (herzenstube) correctly, negress, who couldn't find "Nubia" on a map if it had the last hot comb on earth.
he looks like the guy from scary movie 2 with the messed up hand.
Re: doktor herzenstube – My father's been dead for 20 years so that would make you a NECROPHILIAC, Doktor Frankenstein. As for my mother, she would have sliced your 3 inch (fully erect) dick off, then fed it to you after serving you a Diet Coke in a Lalique highball glass. Gotta dash–my driver's here!
that mess had a girlfriend??
he looks like a fish and a giraffe crossbred
fag.
OMG HOW SAD FOR THAT WOMAN
DOES THIS FREAK HAVE ONE GLASS EYE? SURE LOOKS THAT WAY! IM W YOU PEREZ LOCK THIS FREAK MURDERER AWAY
haha cumming georgia
omg it IS mad-eye moody
with all due respect…….i think most of us are use to hearing horrible stories like this on the news and stuff…what really shocked the hell out of me was how he managed to get a girlfried. See if the investegators can put the puzzle pieces together on that one.
Re: NUBIAN GODDESS DRESSED FOR DINNER AND THE THEATER IN AN OSCAR DE LA RENTA BUGLE BEAD EVENING SUIT – But thanks anyway, for finding time between "dinner and the theatre" to do a little sassin' back on perezhilton.com. Arrogant bitch negress. (You must stand out at "dinner and the theatre" like somebody's pet aardvark. Check the spelling on that for me "cameleon".)
Sorry, I'se cain't talk to y'all no more, I'm off to supper & a movie.
HA HA…stupid Americans…..serves you all right
Re: NUBIAN GODDESS DRESSED FOR DINNER AND THE THEATER IN AN OSCAR DE LA RENTA BUGLE BEAD EVENING SUIT –
You must know his dick is 3 inches erect since you sucked on it last night. haha
Lawzy, lawzy Mmmiss Scarlett. You never told mmmee abot Dr. Herzenstube.
Re: Yo – the dude? or the eye?
How easy it is for you to see that this man has problems….. When are you going to look in the fairy looking glass and see that your fat and ugly… OH the truth hurts…. That's why your not a Republican…. Go to Cuba Perez…
Re: Candy – Thanks, there, Candy. I appreciate it. I hate that verbose, arrogant, label-whore bitch. She's about as close to being an African Queen as Humphrey Bogart's boat.
How is this celebrity news you fat fuck? I know you want to seem relevant, but you're not. So get a fucking life, look for more Britney Spears shit, and quit trying to be a serious source of news fat douche.
he makes me sick
i live in forsyth and it is NOT racist at all! and we really are normal…this guy is CRAZY!
oh no no no! i live in cumming, ga and this guy is not representative of this place… its people like this that give southerners a bad rap
He's gorgeous!
he has a girlfriend
Dayumm, he's hot!!
I have a fetish for guys like this, hehe
is that one of the characters from the movie "The Hills Have Eyes"????!!!!
That eye didn't help him from hitting her, maybe he was looking two ways and it was an accident. lmao
Re: doktor test-tube – THE GODDESS HAD IT RIGHT, DR FUCKHEAD. NOW GO FUCK YOUR ALTER-EGO CANDY (ACTUALLY IT IS PATHETICALLY OBVIOUS YOU MADE HER UP TO SUPPORT YOU SINCE NOBODY ELSE WILL) THE CUMWHORE UP THE ASS HOW SHE LIKES IT WHILE YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT THIS CRETIN FROM CUMMING.
wow, that's sick, a "easily offended" cut was called for there so i could at least be prepared.
I think I found his cousin. http://movies.plsthx.com/pictures/weird_eyes.jpg
thats fucking discusintg!! i wonder what his girlfriend looked like.
NICE EYES…..AT LEAST HE CAN DO 2 THINGS AT THE SAME TIME…..
Re: DOKTOR TESTUBE YOUR JIZZWHORE MOTHER SHOULD HAVE HAD HER TUBES TIED BEFORE SHE SPAWNED YOU – Dear Cretin from Cumming, rather inelegantly done. You'll have to be a great deal more creative and imaginitive, and rely less on shear potty-mouth, to play in this league. Go slither back into your pile of my jizz.
Re: DOKTOR TESTUBE YOUR JIZZWHORE MOTHER SHOULD HAVE HAD HER TUBES TIED BEFORE SHE SPAWNED YOU – And, (sigh) oh yes,…….I've fucked YOUR mother, too. You may even look a little like the old Dok.
I can't be the only one here who thinks this….. Anyone who would consider this guy to be boyfriend material probably deserves to be run over.
omg…he looks like the real life hunchback from that disney movie! sick bastard. he needs life in prison!
OH MY! ………………………………………..
ok perez is this a relative of your..because i really don't care about this..why are you reporting this..NOBODY….nobody cares…you must be pretty desperate to put this on..come on but you fu*cking nose out of you ass and write what matters……..he must be your brother…
re:pp what wrong with you can't figure it out about the eye…look closer you idiot….
RE:shake and bake bitches..you are so funny….one good thing about the eye….but hey who is he perez relative?
ewwwww im from cumming
Re: JerseyGirl Sara! –
there are bad people everywhere - you're an idiot
Every redneck loser in Cumming, GA looks like they are related to Marty Feldman. Crazy, right?
Re: Mikey –
Come on, you know we all look just like him.
Forget his eye…. wait you can't
He seriously had a gf.. wtf???? Was she blind?
Re: doktor herzenstube – YOU SPELLED "IMAGINATIVE" INCORRECTLY. WHY IS THAT NOT SURPRISING??? SURE DIDN'T TAKE YOU LONG TO PROVE MY INITIAL ASSESSMENT OF YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY!
OH YES, YOU TRULY ARE AN ILLITERATE WAD OF VOMITUS THE COLOR OF USED COFFEE GROUNDS. ADIOS, AARDVARCK BRAIN! AHAHHHAHAHHAAAAAA! ,
hmm. thyroid disease. graves?
SINCE HE'S TOO UGLY TO BE RAPED I HOPE SOMEONE GRABS A MAKESHIFT WEAPON AND BASHES HIS MOTHERFUZZY HEAD IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CHECK IT OUT…I STOPPED OFF AT MY GAY PUB FOR A DRINK AFTER WORK AND SOMEONE TRIED TO JUMP MY SHIT. RATHER THAN GET GHETTO I WENT HOME AND CALLED IT A DAY. HANGING OUT ON PEREZ WAS A SAFER ALTERNATIVE…HEE HEE. I WAS READY TO SLAP A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok perez is this a relative of your..because i really don't care about this..why are you reporting this..NOBODY….nobody cares…you must be pretty desperate to put this on..come on but you fu*cking nose out of you ass and write what matters……..he must be your brother…
re:pp whats wrong with you can't figure it out about the eye…look closer you idiot….god come you people out there is this what you want toread about……i mean come on..is this GOSSIP…………… trash……ENQUIRE….perez come on you sorry bastard…..are you losing it…trash……..
ok perez is this a relative of your..because i really don't care about this..why are you reporting this..NOBODY….nobody cares…you must be pretty desperate to put this on..come on pull your fu*cking nose out of you ass and write what matters……..he must be your brother…or sister
re:pp whats wrong with you can't figure it out about the eye…look closer you idiot….god come on you people out there is this what you want to read about……i mean come on..is this GOSSIP…………… trash……ENQUIRE….perez come on you sorry bastard…..are you losing it…trash……..
By the looks of him she must have been a real beauty!
Inbred redneck trash.
the thing i find amusing is that someone with that face actually HAD a GIRLFRIEND!!!
hahaha!
He looks like our ex president, now husband of our actual president. Geez.
Buddy's lucky to get a girlfriend period! Running over someone, piece of shit.
I AM CUMMING HONEY!! HONK!! HONK!!
At least he can fry the fish and keep one eye on the cat.
WTF happened to his eyes?
Don't roll your eye at me!
I think Shopgirl has a crush on Perez.
As for this googly eyed dude, I'd hit it..
Re: Issy –
hahahhaa so truue,imagine waking up and finding him next to you
Re: barbara –
err…what?
AS A FELLOW GEORGIAN - BUDDY'S REPRESENTIN' WELL!!
Wow, I think I just a came a little…
why do i waste my time and post? every fucking person who responds is a complete fuck. most of you're peeps are complete retards Perez!
slow news month? whats this have to do with hollyweed?
Gawd, my daddy's lookin gooood
He is not the norm in Cumming, Ga. people! I promise! Freaks are everywhere! Most of us are normal! Lock him up, for God's sake!
CUMMING.
LMFAO.
Oh thank God…this one's not from Florida.
Wasn't he a bartender on Mars in "Total Recall?"
What a jippy eyed motherfucker. he will get whats coming to him.
What a jippy eyed motherfucker. Hes gonna get whats coming to him.
Looks like some good ole boys beat the shit out of him to me.
WTF!!!!! Watch just cuz of that wacky eye, he'll get off on an insanity plea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe her spirt will make him go blind!!!!!!
Maybe he couldn't see her!!
Re: JIMMYJAZZ LOVES QUEEN LATIFAH – Hey Jimmyjazz! Glad you got home safely, Sugarpie. I'm more of a M'onique girl, myself. Well, no, I love the Queen just as much, come to think of it.
Re: Mikey – I'd be willing to shoot a…
"Hotties of Cumming Cumming"
Calendar!
he looks like the guy in the pepto dismoal comercial, the dude singin.
ewww.
what a dumb ass.
jeez perez u are really not worried about being sued for defamation
Re: firsties! –
lol!!!!!!!!!!
"his girlfriend"? in Georgia that translates to "his sister".
Maybe he just didn't see her.
Mom,
Look what I found . He sure is ugly. I found this on Google.
Vicki
I have stumble on this website. Chrissy Newton is my brother's wife. Everybody is judging on what happen or how she looked or her character. I admit he is a homely person but I think these comments should be avoided because slander can hurt people and their could be lawsuits if not careful.
Cumming, Georgia?
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when had this HP wizard named MadEye Moody revived and came to the Muggle World