Mugshot Hall Of Fame
Filed under: Busted!
Hopefully this fuckface will rot in jail for a long time!
Mark Jones, 42, from Cumming, Georgia, ran over and killed his girlfriend with a half-ton truck, according to police in Forsyth county.
The crazy-eyed freak is accused of hitting Chrissy Newton, 34, on Sunday after an argument. She died Wednesday of her injuries.
Police arrested Jones on DUI charges on Sunday, but now he could be facing more serious charges.
Yeah, like murder!!!!!!
Posted: March 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm
how did this guy even get a girlfriend????? what an asshole
Re: jimmyjazz – Of course I'm not MOCKING LeonA, honey, she defined FIERCE! Tee hee. Although I see your point she did let it get out of hand. Wasn't the Suzanne Pleshette portrayal of her AMAZING? And being a fan of M'onique (is that where the apostrophe goes?), I'm sure you've seen "I Coulda Been Your Cellmate" on one of the premium channels. I just love the singer at the end of the show!
Thanks Perez…
Now I'm going to have fucking nightmares about this creepy weirdo.
Re: MrHyde – hahahahaha. Good one.
OMG Imagine what his chick looked like. Fucking disgusting red neck hillbillies all need to burn in HELL!
We should give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she started it.
he should be in the harry potter movies
like person in the 2nd comment replied
he is so mad eye moody
i wonder if he can twirl it lol
Strangely, I've got this weird feeling of pity for this dude. I mean it must of been horrible growing up with a face like that….yeah i know he's a horrible person for running over his gf with a half ton truck and all, but come on, living your entire life looking like that is bound to cause "issues". All i can feel is a sense of pity for him.
He looks just like the thief in the "Conan" movie where Arnold goes to get the talisman from the evil queen, played by the chick in Superman II with the short black hair! (The one that says "I tore those metal fibers like paper!")
Paris Hilton ?
Re: KATE – I kinda know what you mean. It's not like he was responsible for his mother and father also being his aunt and uncle, respectively. I mean wow.
A "half ton truck" is just another name for an average everyday full size pickup truck. Seems like they were trying to make it sound worse.
Re: JerseyGirl Sara! – go fuck yourself skank
Almost as ugly as Amy Winehouse after the crack pipe exploded in her face!
Crap my shortz this playa is hotz,is he single? looks kinda bi,perezy you on it,via analblast?
Yeah, what a loser! It sure is good to feel better than somebody, and to judge a person's innocence or guilt, nay his entire life based on an ugly photo! I sure am glad we are all better off than this person!
He's poor! LOSER!! HA HA! We are…um. well look at his handicap and laugh!! HA HA look at his eye! It's messed up!
Let's celebrate our betterness!
SEIG HEIL!!
HE IS UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY
how could you ever kill someone you loved? what a horrible person. i love you perez but this is just horrible. ;( please show some condolence. what kind of a person could ever do such a horrible thing?
he totally looks like the freakshow in harold and kumar
How can a girl fall in love with such a monster ? You can see on his face that he is a killer ! I wouldn't loan him a chain saw !
he,s very good looking for an american
This is one guy that doesn`t have to worry about being raped in the pen.
I'm Popeye the sailor man…
http://tonalddrump.wordpress.com/
wierdo
just looking at the picture I thought it was pee wee herman probably getting caught doing his stroke arobics at the local xxx peepshow house
im from cumming as well. We do have some rednecks but honestly it is part of metro ATL. We have poor and wealthy. Actually the biggest house in the South East is right here in cumming.
The women here are hot too… so dont let this be a representation of cumming…. kinda funny that this is how we get highlighted though.
BTW, i moved from Middlesex NJ to Cumming GA. …. and we have a Butts and Dunwoody GA HA HA
OMG- I live in Cumming, Ga and that is SCARY! I think I've seen that guy around. I need to move.
HIM AND PARIS HAVE THE SAME WONK EYE!
Figures, only one white person left in Georgia and he looks lkie this. Go Figure!
Re : #264 - "Doktor" Herzenstube, having proved himself to be a Doctor In Limitless Stupidity only! says —- You misspelled "aardvark" argumentative loser. Incidentally, I think you are old enough you ought to know that I begged your mother NOT to throw the baby away and raise the afterbirth, but she just wouldn't listen to reason. Now, my boy, you may have the explanation for a number of things. But on an upbeat, you don't have to cut and paste other people's words together; you finally have an original individual screen name of your own — "Afterbirth"…!!! (Let me know about my spelling.)
It could have all been just an accident. The girlfriend could've been in his blind spot, which would have been…well…
Well, with eyes like that he probably didn't see her in front of his truck!
OMG!!!! He could play the part of "One Eyed" Moody in Harry Potter Goblet of Fire!
how did he get a girlfriend looking like that anyway?????
Is this guy creazy? Killing the ONLY woman that will sleep with him? What an idiot!
ewww he has the ugliest face ive ever seen
He had A GIRLFRIEND???????
Ok! Who in their right mind would even date a nasty man who looks like this… a hillbilly ax murderer who can see every move that is made by looking straight ahead… That poor poor woman!!!
What truck doesn't weigh at least 1,000 pounds?
Now that Hot!!
Wow! What did his girlfriend look like? how desperate ould you have to be to hit that?
Oh well TYPICAL BREEDERS , always FUGLY and CRAZY.
Re: doktor herzenstube, herpetologist – YOU REALLY ARE A 'VULGAR' FOOL…..IN EVERY SENSE OF THAT WORD. SO, FOR EVERYBODY WHO IS JUST TIRED OF YOUR SILLY, TIRING, LITTLE SELF-SERVING RANTS…….DROP DEAD.
Re: lauren – because usually SKANKS will take anything . It's sad that she is dead but I can imagine she is also as FUGLY as him. LOL
Re: JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE – that's right that is definitely a BREEDER , the gay community doesn't accept such FUGS and I actually love when I hear
stories like this it is refreshing to hear how perfect BREEDERS are. NOT.
Re: KATHY FROM TORONTO – Oh please it's you again , you didn't know ???? you are the worst thing that ever happened to your beloved MORONTO
Re: Brittany – and SKANKS like BRITTANY usually go after DOUCHE BAG MURDERER FUGS like Mark Jones. It is actually for the best because SKANKS like BRITTANY should all put to DEATH .
Re: herzenstube is a fool – rotflmfao
liz,this eye situation is very similar to, well you know.his was worse and his eyes were 2 different colors. but somewhat of a resebalance here…
Re: JerseyGirl Sara! – obviously you live in New Jersey and trust me the State you live in is full of white trash like this one too, just like yourself. So shut the fuck up and since summer is just around the corner ,I'm sure you are heading to Jersey Shore and just remember to take it up the ass this time so that way you don't have to get an abortion again, you fucking SKANK
We love, love hearing stories like this .Oh the perfect breeders and their sanctimonious
way of lives, and then shit like this happens hahahahahahahahahaha
Anyways, got to go and work out so we can be pump up for all the Muscle Gods we are going to encounter at The Back Party in Roseland NYC !!!!!
Re: doktor herzenstube – Did you ever think #264 misspelled
"aardvarck" wrong deliberately, knowing you'd correct it like the irksome prodding prick you truly are?
Re: nonCYboy – hahahahaha that was funny nonCYboy , you know we both love you
Re: herzenstube is a fool – Number 354, regarding "is just about that of my fifth grader and deserves the same attention". Thanks for the time , counseling, and oddly-spent time on my childhood. Stupid bitch. And it is "The Brothers Karamzov" self-appointed stater of truths. It's a classic, that if you'd read, or were familiar with the classics in general, you'd know the spelling. Would you like me to tutor you on the classics, so then you can tutor your fifth grader? You skainty hag trog.
mmm.. yumm.. looks like my ex bf haha
what a creep show!
Re: DoktoR testube sure is popular! – Yes, I did. You'd be surprised to know YOU don't have the market cornered on thinking. On the contrary, joining the "gang" in beating-down doktor herzenstube requires no brain at all. Jump on the bandwagon. Your name is hereby : "I'm On The Bandwagon".
Dr. Herzenrude is such an a-hole! I don't think he has any friends and gets laughed at wherever he goes. And to Nubian Goddess if you're listening I always look forward to what you'll be wearing next!
do you think maybe he didn't see them with his eye all messed up??
Re: ETYMOLOGY IS NOT YOUR STRONG SUIT…..YOU COARSE IDIOT – Haven't heard, 350, from this ethereal, philosophical "everybody" yet. And don't presume to speak for everybody. That's an impossibility. (I'm sure someone will immediately use my words to post as such shortly.) Go "studieren Sie" some freaking "etymology". And get off my ass.
You know I lived in Cumming (Forsyth County all of my live) until I was about 6 years ago. I actually lived on the same road that it happened. I do not remember the man. So that means that he probably moved from another state or city. He is around my age a little older. And when we went to high school there was only one high school in the county and you knew who everyone was. Also someone commented on Forsyth County being racist. It used to be all white county, now it is not. There are Mexicans and Blacks living there. But when it was known on the news that it was all white, you should have been there and seen the population grow because all lot of white people was wanting to move there. I'm not racist, I live in Hall County now.
Re: DoktoR testube sure is popular! – Sweetie he is obviously just some "legend in his own mind" old prick who is dead but just doesn't have the good sense to realize it, and is much too self-serving to note the "aardvark" reverence. He is the proverbial "ill wind" who has no point and does no good, his little rants simply reveals an impoverished mind only capable of calling names. He is to be pitied. The other posters have it correct. ; -)
Re: doktor herzenstube – LMAO! God, you're such an idiot, it's unbelievable.
The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoevsky.
Re: DoktoR testube sure is popular! – BRAVO BRAVO! THE MORE THE FOOL POUTS AND SHOUTS, THE MORE HE CONDEMNS HIMSELF.
Re: lol – Re: DokTor Testube Sure is popular – Re: JERSEY GIRL – Jump up my ass you losers, and wait out Perez's new batch of postings all warm and snuggly right there. I know you're getting bored and have joined a gang-bang, but some new postings will soon come forth to allow you to intensify and disseminate your utter stupidity.
Re: doktor herzenstube – (* And it is "The Brothers Karamzov" self-appointed stater of truths. It's a classic, that if you'd read, or were familiar with the classics in general, you'd know the spelling.) MY GOD, YOU PUTRID PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE: "Karamzov" YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A FUCKING PEDANT WITH NOTHING TO SAY. AND YOU REALLY ARE THE PROVERIAL 'KETTLE CALLING THE POT BLACK' YOU HORRID LITTLE CRETIN.
Re: doktor herzenstube – I'm not just ON the bandwagon, I'm DRIVING it. And you better get yo ass outta the way or you might end up SPLATTO like the Cretin from Cumming's girlfriend! AHAHahahaHAhahAHAHAhahahahaAHHAHAAA
Re: U R AN IDIOT – Hey 374, thanks. Now suck my dickov.
Re: U R AN IDIOT – And the word is "proverbial", 374.
Re: U R AN IDIOT – Just another attempt of the foolish and trite moron to make an empty point. Suggesting that KARAMAZOV is incorrect only demonstrated what a fucking idiot & foolish obfuscator he is. He is a child. Like the line from 'Evita' "….he doesn't say much, but he says it loud." Like a screaming child. He is a fool.
Re: doktor herzenstube – WTF!?
Re: Lionel – LOLOLOLOL
Re: U R AN IDIOT – And the proverb correctly goes "the pot calling the kettle black". And thank you very much. No autographs, please. That's a wrap. (Wrapped-up a bunch of losers' morning, that is.)
Re: Lionel – what little mind and sense the fool had appears to be gone tsk tsk
Re: doktor herzenstube – God, you ARE a fucking idiot. Now you are going to correct spelling ON A CHAT BOARD? You ARE a goddamned useless windbag afterall.
Re: You Are Doktor Dumbass – AND…. HE IS NOW CORRECTING TYPOS ON A CHAT BOARD! HE HE …..WHAT A TOOL.
Re: herzenstube is a fool – JUST BRILLIANT!
(……..You were, undoubtedly, the child in elementary school who who spent his day looking for faults in the routines of the other children, and inevitably threatened, "I'M GOING TO TELL ON YOU!" I'll bet you were detested by all of your peers, and that explains a lot.) …. I LAUGHED OUT LOUD
Re: You Are Doktor Dumbass – Oh, stop paying attention to the poor offensive dolt. He just wants the attention, like some poster above said, and you are all getting off giving it to him. Don't cause the loser twit to have a breakdown.
……..YOU FINALLY MADE IT ALL MAKE SENSE. LMFAO
(And it is "The Brothers Karamzov" self-appointed stater of truths. It's a classic, that if you'd read, or were familiar with the classics in general, you'd know the spelling.) I think you just made her point. You tried much too hard to make a correction where there was none to be made. She was correct; you are a a silly idiot.
Re: chad –
That was the funniest thing I've read today! Excellent job Chad!
googily eyed freak.
This man has Graves disease, hyperthyroidism, or a brain tumor. That's why his eye looks like that.
I live in Cumming I was born here.This is the reason people from the North
think that we all are racist redneck hillbillies.WE ARE NOT!!!!
Cummming …lol
He is one of God's beautiful children. If he croaked some skank bitch, his punishment will be decided by God, Jesus, and Me. Turn the boy loose, we will get to him in our own time. When I am not washing the feet of a leper, I need to do something to atone for my unclean thoughts and desires toward Perez, who looks a lot like God. I go to Hollywood and eat the snatch of a big-titted white bitch. That's what I do. All you girls should do the same when you covet Perez's body. God says so.
Re: doktor herzenstube –
Please accept my apology to all of you for my meth-driven rant. You see, I'm just angry that Perez Hilton was able to procure my photo and posted it.
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I'll definitely but looking for pen pals while I'm doing time and spending my days making sand sculptures in used vasoline jars. Write me!
Re: barbara –
Barbara…you need to shut the fuck up you dirty rotten cunt….Every race has some fugly in it and I am only assuming that you are part of it.
hahhaha
how did he manage to get a girlfriend to run over?
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what THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY. what THE FUCK!!
ich maybe he didnt see her cos he was looking in the other direction?…heehee
ew thats fukin discusting
#404, bitches
Baby Ruth? Call the Goonies!!
just wonderful…im from cumming too.
THIS IS FOR ALL YOU SORRY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAT WANT TO DEGRADE THIS YOUNG LADY SHE WAS A LOVING MOTHER OF TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN A SISTER. A DAUGHTER. A FRIEND. THAT WAS LOVED BY MANY! SO FOR ALL YOU. YOU HEARTLESS ASSHOLES OUT THERE I WISH YOU WOULD BE IN THE STREET SO I COULD RUN EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU INTO HELL ASSHOLES!!
PARIS HILTON'S BIOLOGICAL DADDY!
Re: fredlnewton – Re: fredlnewton –
Way to go Fred but don't let these morons bother you.