Not Married!!!!
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie
It's a case of he said/she said.
Star magazine is reporting that Brad & Angelina got married in New Orlean's FrencH Quarter on Saturday.
People magazine, however, is reporting that "a source close to the couple" says there was no wedding.
Who to believe????
We're inclined to think People is telling the truth, as they have a history of always being more accurate and reliable.
However, we would love it if the Star report were true.
Only time will tell. Hopefully we should have a definitely answer some time today!!!!
Update: Us Weekly is also now reporting that Brad and Ange did NOT get married on Saturday.
In fact, a source tells Us that Star magazine's report, which started all this drama, is "complete and total bullshit."
"Bottom line, they aren't even in New Orleans," the source tells Us.
How is Star magazine gonna explain this HUGE fuck-up????
They shouldn't have gone with the story unless they were 100% certain!!!!!
Shit, The National Enquirer is more reliable than Star magazine these days!!!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Pop Fiction anyone?
Re: c-span talked about it one hour ago – I remember a shady, gangsterish figure (a close friend and associate in this last decade) being under investigation back in his home state a couple of months ago. Organized crime, money-laundering, kick-backs, etc. Mostly illegal movement and use of money. They hushed that up quick, good , & proper. Thanks.
But does "no wedding" mean the same as "no marriage"?
BRAD AND ANGIE SAID THAT THEY WILL NOT BE GETTING MARRIED TILL
EVERYONE CAN MARRY. AKA UNTIL GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL, THEY SAID THEY WON'T BE GETTING MARRIED.
EEEEEEEEEE!! You are on The ryan seacrest count down right now!!!!!!! Yay perez!! Say hi to mariah for me!!!!!!!!!!
beleive PEOPLE
Re: LickMyNutz –
y need to shut the fuck up and get a life
brad and angie do MUCH MORE thatn you'll ever in a whole lifetime bitch
oo&& they're probally much better looking make taht THEY ARE BETTER LOOKING THEN U
I HEART BRAD AND ANGELINA!!!! I LOVE THEIR GLOBAL PEACE CONTRIBUTIONS!!
There must be OTHER Gossip out there besides these two over rated, media whores! I mean seriously! can there just be ONE brangeloonie blog!
I feel like no one remembers the fact that when Angie had shilo She openly admitted that she souldn`t connect with the child born into priviledge!!! Right so what the hell is she doing having more children trying for others she doesn`t want!! The woman has issues and if Brad thinks he can rescue her from them more delisuions for him. Honestly when were the last pics of them as a family with ALL the children???? Angie is trying to make a home to what make up for the ones she breaks up??Well angie I `ll tell ya what goes around comes around and your walking a thin line Of becoming John Voight!!!
we will probably be faked outo more times than this, and I bet they never will get married…
Even Pitt isn't dumb enough to marry that cow.
Perez said: "They shouldn't have gone with the story unless they were 100% certain!!!!!"
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Just like you were when you told the whole world that Fidel Castro was dead, and had been dead for close to a week.
LMAO…I knew that story was bullshit!…Any story in Star or Life & Style has to be confirmed by another magazine…they are often completly bogus…
Re: Theo –
From google.com
Prime Minister of England, Winston Churchill, made what is seen to be one of the greatest call to arms ever uttered. The speech that led to England's full engagement in WWII when England's survival was seriously in question as Hitler's armies raged across Europe.
Paraphrased the most famous quotes are ". . .I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. " . . . ."You ask what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs - Victory in spite of all terrors - Victory, no matter how long and hard the road may be, for without victory, there will be no survival."
How come you still haven't explained your own huge fuck-up?
I fucking knew it!!!
these two self aggrandizing homosexuals are really bugging the fuck out of everyone arent they? the self indulgent pair are kidnapping kids all over the world to elevate their own profiles. yawn
umm remember that whole fidel castro thing is dead perez? haha howd YOU explain that huge fuck-up? maybe you should give star some pointers
Re: fjfjglkdjfgldfkjglfdkjgalskjdgs – sweetie first of all perez is Cubano not Mexican secondly you just fucking listed your entire fucking family heritage and you sound like a bitch so I wouldn't hold it past you to tell whomever you meet your entire life story and then some … IF YOU DONT LIKE THE SHIT PEREZ POSTS, GET THE FUCK OFF HIS WEBSITE YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So a website doesn't need nice comments to be popular, just a bunch of them, this is very good news. ^_^
Who cares. At this point with that many kids they are bound together any-
way even if they don't live together. Brad's gonna be responsible and she
may have a hard time finding anyone else with five or six or seven kids.
They are really boring.
Re: Theo – thats her mothers bday they were incredibly close
Re: i have a question – no shit Sherlock
#113 - Benny81
Oh please! If you are a man, you cant possibly understand what it is to give birth to a child. Many women have problems in the early stages of motherhood. That connection you speak of isnt always there at first. Sometimes a mother needs to get to know her child before she can feel that way. I know I was surpriced when I first gave birth. I had an extremly hard delivery and afterwards I wasnt myself. I feelt like I had given all of me during labour and had nothing left. I was just empty. I thought I was the worst mother in the world for a few months. Luckily it passed and now everything is great.
I think its admirable that Angie spoke of this because its a really tabu subject. However millions of mothers will know what she means, even if you dont.
So dont go around saying she loves her adopted children more, that just showes me that you are not a parent. We who are, know thats bullshit!
And also; adopting children like they are doing is a beautiful thing. I have nothing but respect for the both of them!
Suri is cuter than Shiloh!!!!! Brads face looks like a wrinkled old monkey and Angie has lizard eyes. Go live in the jungle with your herd of kids Fucktards!!
Re: i have a question – no shit sherlock
Re: Theo – thats her moms bday they were incredibly close
You should talk??? How many times have you went with a story then printed a retraction? You're just pissed because you STOLE this story from Star and it turned out to be false. Maybe if you'd stop stealing your shit from everyone else. Get your fat ass out and find some news instead of stealing it or making it up!
and this shit is earth-shattering, why???
please… these two over-exposed media whores aren't worth the spit it takes to produce this blog, so please don't give them more of what they crave (other than kids, that is).
when it's time to really give a damn, I will. Otherwise, whether they marry or not is really not a big deal. They just keep producing more unfortunate little blobs to trot out for photo ops. Big Freakin' deal….
Do they share the same bottle of hair dye all the time?? their hair is always the same exact color……..wierd..
Why does it matter if they ever get married, most people are happy and once they get married its over
DUH, I can't believe you actually believe STAR magazine!
k first of all wtf is brad wearing!? did he forget to return it to the costume dpartment of "The assasination of Jesse James "??? seriously i would think that the amazing Mr.Pitt could be dressed better and not so matching, it hurts my eyes!!!!!
I'm glad they screwed up lol… they all write bullshit anyway.
Hey Colleen! Angelina's never been promiscuous — you must have meant Julia Roberts. JR's due to find a new surfer any day now.
HAHAHAHAHAHA They will NEVER get married HAHAHAHA get a new and better celb couple P!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, these two are so self-important, aren't they? what the fuck is the bottom line to them bouncing a different orphan on their knees all the time? jolie just needs to make amends with her father, which is where all her head turmoil stems from…she is a sell-out and he just goes along with her because he's too weak to put a stop to the insanity,either that or the sex is too good, either way, he's in too deep now to get out.
Re: googledit – Re: kimmm – Thanks guys. Her mother was born on 09 May 1950 (MCML), not 1940 (MCMXL). Still no explanation for XIII V MCMXL (13 May 1940), or the significance of it. Other than Churchill's speech, which was previously googled and cited on the previous posting of "Just Married!!!".
Ha ha ha, Perez you think these two douchebags are so important and now you look like a dipshit printing about them! Nothing these two do or say is the truth. So many of the "fans" still think that they gave their 6 million that they got for pimping out pics of Shiloh to charity, when in fact that charity claims they never got the money. These two are the champions of PR bullshitting! Sad thing is that there are still gullible people, like you Perez, who believe that their shit don't stink!! Smell it a little longer, it's bound to come out sooner or later!
who cares? these two are SO full of themselves. She does these philantropic things so she can feel better than everyone else. But I am glad she puts her nuttiness to good use.
re Theo.; stop with the clinton machine spin -there are no gangsters muslims or smoke screens-its not that mrs clinton is not old president material -and we all know how that went,- fl. or Mich. . broke the rules and now that it does not benefit the clinton machine its call obama fault. just she agreed with nafta and this horrible war she agreed to penalize Mich. and Fla. did you look in her eyes when was talking about dodging bullets she was in full clinton mode "i did not have sex with that woman ": now whose the real gangster?
those freaks will NEVER EVER EVER get married!!!
they love thier children, but not eachother!!!
Brad STILL loves Jen i believe.
I WISH IT HAD BEEN TRUE. NOTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE "SAINTLY" THAN SEEING THAT KNOCKED UP WHORE GETTING MARRIED AND WEARING WHITE!
wtf? does she shop at wal-mart? she is such a dousche bag. he looks like a fuck too. seriously. if you saw these too when you were out in public, you would think they just left a linedancing joint. ugh.
"BRAD AND ANGIE SAID THAT THEY WILL NOT BE GETTING MARRIED TILL
EVERYONE CAN MARRY. AKA UNTIL GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL, THEY SAID THEY WON'T BE GETTING MARRIED"
They also said that they weren't having an affair, Brad didn't cheat on Jennifer Aniston, his wife of four years, and Angelina wasn't pregnant. They are compulsive, serial LIARS.
Seriously, people. Do you really love beautiful people because they're beautiful, no matter how immorally they behave? Just because Angelina poses with some orphans in Africa before she gets on her private jet to go home to one of her many mansions and waste some more fossil fuels while Brad builds sustainable housing? If people didn't take it so seriously, it would be comical. Instead, it's tragic.
What's with Brad's "Leisure Suit Larry" look? Yuck-o!
Crazy girls with no self esteem who shag like minxes in hopes of getting the love daddy never gave them and the men who love them, starring the Jolie-Pitts.
Who cares? That b*tch should have six t*ts on each side so she could feed an even bigger litter.
What a deal — the comments here are OVERWHELMINGLY against these two saints!! Are we finally seeing through all their holier-than-thouness??? Well go figure. Sounds like lots of people are fed up with all their publicity whoring lies. Congratulations, world — you've discovered that shallowness isn't only skin deep!!
Enough already with the gratuitous slathering, Perez. Get real. The world is sick of them. Whether they're married or not, they're no better than the trailer-dwellers who continue to breed without benefit of a stable home. They just have nicer trailers.
yeah because you've never reprinted story that was false!
Like your site is so reliable (Castro's dead). You really make a lot of people sick.
Who the _ _ _ _ cares??? They're both liars & cheaters….remember when people were 1st speculating as to whether or not Brad was cheating on Jen w/ Skankalina and she (Skanky) said she would NEVER sleep w/ a married man???? LOL…what a f'n joke they are.
Re: Don – LOL…I agree w/ u!
Re: Jenniferxxx – No one cares you stupid whore! You look like a total douche bag posting that shit on here. Grow the fuck up. Slut!
I'm guessing this was orchestrated for some publicity… drawing in the crowd before they announce the baby/ies to come; most likely started by Brangeloonie themselves. They've had some "competition" in the baby-announce-pics field lately, so my guess is they're hoping the "fake wedding" announcement will get people thinking about them again.
How pathetic.
Brad is looking more and more like a 70's porn star everyday. C'mon dude, let's lose the muttonchop sideburns, shall we? Hmmmmmmmmm…I wonder if he measures up to John Holmes' standards, if you know what I mean. Maybe that's why Morticia keeps him around.
I really don't see the appeal with Angelina.
Look at those freaky monkey arms, can she drag her knuckles any lower?
Whatever Brad see's in her I have no idea. She's such a skank!
that bitch made poor silhoe a BASTARD!!
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