More comments: « 1 [2] 3 »

1. delilah says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   101

   she has dicoved that shes dating the "other" madden brother

2. melanie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   102

   number 27 … genital herpes is on your genitals… not your face…=]

3. Gwen says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   103

   She doesn't want the cum to spill out. Fuck, did someone say that already?

4. Lolo says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   104

   At least he isn't wearing THAT stupid hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Nina says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   105

   she chipped her tooth on his huge enormous cock.

6. Puff the Magic Dragon says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   106

   Benji Bitch Slapped Paris with his SCHLONG!

7. Dale says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   107

   …she doesn't want Perez to draw cum on it!

8. PINCHE JeNn says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   108

   cock seems to just fly right in it!

9. JenD RN says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   109

   HOLY SHIT SHE HAS ON JEANS……. AND NOT EVEN TIGHT JEANS!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10. Jela says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    110

    BECAUSE SHE FELL ON THE FLOOR IN THE RESTAURANT IN PRAGUE! IT WAS ON THE NEWS TODAY HERE IN SLOVAKIA! SHE IS SUCH A DOUCHE!!!

11. claire says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    111

    because she's secretly an alien monster and doesn't want to show anyone the tentacles coming out of her mouth.

12. Stephanie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    112

    the multiple sperm donors sperm might fall out

13. Venom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    113

    Paris is keeping her mouth covered because SHE's GOT HERPES.

14. Kristyna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    114

    I love prague…my hometown!too bad it's been infected with paris

15. soph says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    115

    she forgot to shave her stach.

16. Chris says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    116

    she needs to go back to stavros niarchos(sp?) or at least that pizza guy from sweden she got modeling gigs 4

17. Me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    117

    OF COURSE WE KNOW, PEREZ, BECAUSE WE LIVE IN PRAGUE AND SAW THIS SHIT HAPPENING… IT WAS HILLARIOUS… BITCH TRIPPED OVER A STEP AND FELL ON HER FUGLY FACE… HA HA HA WE COULDN'T STOP LAUGING… FUCKIN BITCH APPARENTLY SAID THAT CZECHS ARE INSANE AND THAT SHE WOULD NEVER EVER COME BACK TO PRAGUE…. HEHE… NOW KEEP THE SKANK… WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT…………………….

18. Crystela says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    118

    homegirl needs to grow some thighs cuz those jeans don't fit her

19. B says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    119

    BM stands for bowel movement.

20. Perez Sheraton says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    120

    Why does everyone think she's hiding herpes? She might have JOCK ITCH. Or maybe SCROAT RASH on her chin. She's probably just hiding the BOO BOO she got falling down like everyone's talking about.

21. Paris Hilton says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    121

    I have a big old herpe on my lip! Leave me alone!

22. ronniella says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    122

    she's trying to hold in the emo-cum..

23. Jennifer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    123

    because Benjayyyy gave her the Austrian herpes!!

24. cumsukin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    124

    her mouth is obviously full of cum

25. jess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    125

    her surgeon said with all the surgery its in danger of falling off

26. txaxnxdx11 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    126

    she just had a revalation of how much of a poser bitch she is

27. voiceofreason says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    127

    she just got bitch slapped!

28. Cece says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    128

    Their relationship is so fake. They look so unnatural together. Can't they fake a little chemistry? He'd probably dump her if she didn't wear DCMA.

29. That's Hot says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    129

    ….she never anything interesting to say

30. esssssspo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    130

    shes pregnant and about to have some morning sickness

31. Cbrady says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    131

    The thought of herself makes even her want to vommit

32. alt says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    132

    because she just realized that benji's ex gf mocked Paris' burger commercial in "a date movie"

    ps perez i think you should start picking your favorite "finish this sentence" comment and post it, because we who love you would love to see your favorite 'finish' or at least i would!

33. Thorton says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    133

    because she is realizing the size of his dick…SMALL

34. hahahah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    134

    ….because she has his cum all over it.

35. Candy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    135

    Benji farted and she wants to hold the smell in her cupped hands for as long as possible so she can savor every second of it.

36. KtotheELSO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    136

    she is vomiting due to her lack of creativity because she keeps MATCHING HER OUTFITS TO HER BF.

37. Denys says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    137

    she's secretly hiding the fact she gave Benji herpes.

38. PARISHERPES says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    138

    SHES COVERING HER MOUTH BECAUSE SHE HAS A MASSIVE HERPES SORE ON HER LIPS.

39. Loves Jamaican Manmik says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    139

    Got jizz?

40. Kristy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    140

    she has a cold sore

41. MeE!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    141

    OUTBREAK OF HERPES!!!

42. gary mangi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    142

    BECAUSE, BENJI BEAT HER IN THE MOUTH WITH HIS DICK, AND BROKE HER TOOTH, HEY DO I GET AN AWARD FOR THE FUNNIEST MOST ORIGINAL COMMENT, C'MON PEREZ HOW BOUT A FREE T-SHIRT? OR SOMETHING?

43. mz Candee if your nasty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    143

    because she still have a pubic hair in it since lunch!!!!!
    ohhhhhhhhhh!

44. fuckyah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    144

    shes pregnant!

45. jayjay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    145

    Re: Aislynn – um no, it's quite apparent that she's had herpes WAYYYYYYY before this dude.

46. Vera Wang Is Just Wrong says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    146

    …Benji made she get her tonguey piercey so she could gibbee he de good head.

47. Princess Bender says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    147

    Because sperm only lives for a few hours outside the body.

48. trae says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    148

    that's how herpes is spread.

49. Barracuda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    149

    Maybe she caught a glimpse of her plastic superficial little barbie-doll self as she passed a mirror and it made her puke up a little bit into her mouth.

50. CORN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    150

    Paris is keeping her mouth covered because _HERPES___.

51. mel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    151

    Paris is keeping her mouth covered because she is having morning sickness.

52. iampatsajak says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    152

    SHE HAS THE HERP!

53. Charlie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    153

    because she obvivously has HERPES!!!

54. PrettyRichPopular says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    154

    …she's trying to keep her aborted babies from escaping….

55. haTA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    155

    COZ JOELS SPERM TASTES BETTER AGED

56. jamez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    156

    PARIS IS USING HAND TO COVER HERPES SORES ON HER LIPS.

57. j-girl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    157

    …she forgot to put her teeth in!!!

58. Cheyanne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    158

    This is like the longst relationship Paris has ever had! But she is beautiful no matter what! I think she is only dating Benji Madden because Nicole Richie (Her best friend) Is dating his twin brother Joel Madden. Also f*** all you who are hatin on Paris she is trying to find the one and maybe she just did she is still young and wants to party… W@ho doesn't want to party?!?

59. nativebabe_124 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    159

    of her herpe outbreak

60. Ewwwww. And it's oozing. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    160

    The stench of Benji's cock is killing innocent bystanders right and left.

61. jimmyjazz doesnt car about Laura Butt Boil! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    161

    ………..THAT FUZZ HEAD IS SO UGLY HE'S MAKING HER GAG?

62. chrico88 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    162

    she got the herps!

63. Nat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    163

    She realized how shitty the Madden clothes look and is trying to hold back the vomit.

64. Rose says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    164

    herpes flareup!

65. danielle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    165

    because shes trying to cover her herpes…guess since shes outta the country she couldnt get her herp meds!!!

66. Kathy Hilton is a plastic trash bag says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    166

    The thought of her evil, horrid, plastic mother plassed through her mind and she's beginning to vomit.

67. Hank Schmankenlicker says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    167

    She's trying to keep the seeds in because she's hoping to get pregnant.

68. ashley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    168

    maybe some dirty french pubes were in her teeth!

69. Arlene says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    169

    To all the Paris fans, please help me be Paris' new BFF and vote for me at http://parisbff.com/people/luzazul

    THANKS!

70. & says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    170

    Paris your page was hacked,change pass…

71. Jillie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    171

    MORNING SICKNESS!!! Paris is pregnant!!!! (she only dates Benji to get pregnant)

72. Ri says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    172

    ……because she is full of shit?

73. RavynBlu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    173

    Her hand is in front of her mouth because she trying oh so hard not to tell the media that she and Benji's relationship is a big sham!

    (Hearing that she actually fell is pretty hilarious. I wonder if bruised her enormous ego.)

74. From Oz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    174

    Its carpet burn, she dropped her pocket mirror and Benji kicked it across the room for shits n giggles.

75. jess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    175

    …she's afraid a strange dick will fall into it

76. TutorGirl23 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    176

    MORNING SICKNESS…

77. yeahwell says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    177

    She is covering her mouth because her herpes flared up again!

78. roxy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    178

    BECAUSE SHE ATE IT:.. sooo much.. the paparazzi were chasing her and she ate the shit of the floor.. now she never want's to come back here.. AND WE ARE HAPPY that if she won't!

79. stephanie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    179

    she doesnt want to get shit on her white top.

80. Marky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    180

    it's the only way she can stop herself from blowing every guy in sight.

81. tom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    181

    she stayed a night in Prague, got chased by paps…fell down on stone cold ground…thats it i saw it.

82. jaaayjaay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    182

    coz she doesnt wanna breath STDs over all of Prague.
    .. or does she?

83. fuckface says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    183

    benji made her swallow a mouthful of raccoon cum

84. lulu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    184

    she so obviously has had some recent work done- can you say "refined tip" on that bulbous beastface!! BTW, Ain't that Ariva crap Linz was hocking last week really used to treat face herpes?

85. katlynmn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    185

    Paris is keeping her mouth covered becuse she has HERPES

86. pän says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    186

    because she had an accident and hurt her chin.
    that happened when paparrazi chased her in Prague, now she says, she never ever wants to go there!

87. fiona says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    187

    SHE HAS HERPES

88. Htoamslfs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    188

    she wants to puke

89. DanYELL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    189

    she's got the herps!

90. yo_momma! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    190

    LOL, yeah im with the cum scenario…

    narsty couple

91. kelogs72 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    191

    She fell on her face cause of her big ass feet.

92. Nikky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    192

    Her Herpes just showed up

93. Pamela says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    193

    It's filled with Benji's love goo!!!!

94. Peter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    194

    She fell over and hurt her mouth lol

95. she just fucked Nicole's baby daddy! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    195

    because she just fucked Benji's brother!!

    This is all about her finally getting her revenge on Nicole
    Paris is on tour with the Madden brothers but Nicole is home with the baby
    When do we get the 3-way sex tape??

96. LuShBitch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    196

    she fell down some stairs and landed on her fucking face lol

97. Jackie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    197

    Because she triped and ate floor..lmao..you can see the smirk on Benji's face he knows it's hilarious..and he probably can't wait to run back and tell everyone how miss.flatfeet ate it. lol

98. natalie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    198

    her ugly ass just fell and cut her chin

99. Leah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    199

    Paris is covering her chin, not her mouth. She tripped leaving a restaurant and has a boo-boo

100. Jillyn says – reply to this
     

     

     
     
     
     
     200

     she was up late last night studying for her GED test.