Even Her Surf Board Is Pink!
Filed under: Paris Hilton
No one but Paris would make a spectacle quite like this, and we love it.
The heiress was spotted with a new surf board at her Malibu pad on Tuesday, wearing a one-piece leopard bikini, high heels, sunglasses and holding her new pooch, Cinderella.
It's a little different, but, hey, at least her legs look fierce. Maybe more women should wear high heels to the beach!
[Images via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: July 18, 2007 at 10:17 am
Question: does Paris Hilton surf?
Answer: False.
The board still has the plastic on it and the ankle lease is still wrapped up and has cardboard around it.
she does look cute though; she can pull off that suit.
She's like a changed woman since jail. How "fierce". So come Perez why not slag her off like she deserves. She paying you or something?????
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She looks board
Looking hot as always, Paris!
Could she try any harder!?
alright. Perez. this has no offence to you.
has ANY of you bullshiter comment leavers met Paris Hilton?
im sure you guys havent. and what would you say if you got out of jail?
"oh yeah. going to jail was HORRIBLE but it's not like it taught me anything. im gonna go back to partying and drinking." HA. yeah right like you guys would say that. so talking bull like this is pointless. nobody thinks its 'cool' to talk smack about anything.
and what if somebody on the street came up to you and said 'i hate you'?
you'd say that 'they dont even know you'. thats right.
you dont even KNOW Paris. so you shouldnt hate her.
the only person who physicly knows her on this web site is Perez.
so you guys should just leave it.
you know her for the freakin tabloids. like seriously? get a life.
oh and p.s.
the tabloid says 'with a new surf board at her Malibu pad'
at HER malibu pad.
Not the beach. her house.
god learn to read
WOOOOOOOOW! Her body is bangin! Wher ecan that suit!!! I hate her but she is the SHIT!!!!
What a dumb, worthless whore. It's good to see that her finding god in prison has turned her into a truly remarkable human being now that she's back on the outside… apparently "I'm going to do good things for people now" actually translates to "I'm going to do nothing but spend money on myself and ride 30 dicks a week" for Ms. Hilton. Dumb. Worthless. Whore.
NEW DOG !!!???
WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED TO THE OLD DOG??
I would call "Animal Police" on her but she'd love the added attention.
Poor puppy- Just another furry little pawn/accessory in Paris' life–kinda like all the guys she bangs.
PS
Ava
Please stop taking youself and this site so seriously.
must be nice to get out of jail and come home to ur mansions, yachts, and convertables!!!! damn, most people that get out of jail can't even find a job to EARN( thats right EARN) money to survive!!! she has not changed a bit!!! she never will, she's a spoiled brat and gets everything she wants handed to her on fuckin silver platter! fuck that bitch!
uh huh. and i'm suuuure that surf board isn't just a prop. why the hell is she lugging it around?? anyone who wears high heels to the beach quite obviously doesn't surf.
i just noticed that she has webbed feet in the second picture. hey, at least she probably feels at home in the water!
I know it's pointless to respond to the inane comments people like "Lessie" and "Ava" leave in Paris' defense but I can't help it.
Hey, Lessie, you don't have to be a "perfect" person to refrain from being a racist - and to answer your questions, no, I have never let a racist comment just "slip". I am not a racist so there's no need for slurs to "accidentally" roll off my tongue as readily and easily and abundantly as they have rolled off of Paris' (watch the video and pull your head out of the sand).
And Ava, sweetie, I have met Paris - she is just as appalling as the tabloids paint her to be, if not worse. And if you think she's spending all her time at her Malibu house reading the Bible and catching up on all her charitable endeavors, you're guilty of smoking as much weed as she does. BTW, please consider improving your remedial grammar and spelling skills before you start telling the rest of us to "learn to read".
So you can say a teenager who wears leopard swimsuit on the beach looks like a whore, but this ho wears a swimsuit driving around with heels and she's feirce. Fuck, she's boring!!
Yeah boy, give me my highheels and surfboard anytime!
Tired Of Paris Defenders- THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! You are absolutley right!!!!!! I'm sick of this nasty ho too. GO AWAY PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE THAT STYLE OF BATHING SUIT
Paris probably pays him to be nice.
She is such an idiot. She is posing for the picture.
I hope she never reproduces
I AM SO SICK OF PARIS, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL PEOPLE STOP WAISTING THEIR TIME WRITING ABOUT HER. PLEASE PEREZ, SHE IS SO BORING AND FAKE AND CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TO THE WORLD.
WHO CARES?!?!?! Please move on to INTERESTING things. Everyone's over Paris.
i saw the video of her trying to surf… A) she sucks–she can't get up on the board B) she can't stop posing for the camera C) her titties pop out every five seconds
How exactly did she kill her old dog? Notice I didn't ask how it died, but how she killed it.
She looks absolutely retarded. This made my day.
Funny - didn't Paris swear up and down that jail made her a changed person yet all we've seen her do is act the same, dress the same, spend her money the same - the girl hasn't changed one bit and it's annoying that she's famous for being a dumb blonde with no talent.
there's no way she surfs, she just thinks you're supposed to have a surf board with you as a fashion accessory when you go to the beach.
1. She has a nasty, weird body.
2. I REALLY miss the days when you weren't reporting on this useless, boring bitch!
She needs to host a celebrity dick a thon with Nicole. I on't think Joel sperminated Nicole.
Say what you may about her, but Paris puts a little 'old Hollywood glamour' in our lifes. Girl usually has style.
xox, ilona rose
She's gonna take that Pride surfboard and surf it around the world to raise money for starving albino orphans and gay gossip bloggers…
Style?! Old Hollywood Glamour?! That is so far from the truth - actresses like Catherine Zeta-Jones are Old Hollywood Glamour - Paris is the FARTHEST thing from it. She's just a rich spoiled brat that can't get enough attention.
I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she was going to change and do some good with her status and money, but all she has proven is that she is nothing without the Hilton money backing her.
Love her. Not quite a fan of the swim suit. Cute doggie though.
I think her legs look so terrible. As does the rest of her body.
THIS HERPES INFECTED CUNT NEEDS TO GET OUT OF MALIBU BEFORE SHE BRINGS DOWN PROPERTY VALUES. BAD ENOUGH HER MOTHER IS IN BEVERLY HILLS.
Paris doing her best impersonation of Malibu Barbie. I the surfers break her board
As much as ppl are hating on Paris, they love to read and comment about all the sh** she does or doesn't do, so hey, I tip my hat to the girl, she sure can stay in the limelight.
What a fucking poser! I hope she reads all the negative comments and realizes that the majority of the world despises her. Then she can cry once again about how much it hurts. This chick seriously needs to take a shit load of meds and start the car up in the garage.
DEAR PARIS….FUCK OFF AND GO AWAY! The only people that support you are mixed up little 15 y/o girls who are as useless as you.
Oh and Perez you are a fucking lowlife as well.
OMFG && she'z gonna go sufin with a dogg?? a-ya-right
Hey, she had named her ferret Cinderella! Bitch recycles names of her pets? Whatever happened to her ferret anyway?
omg this is how she "changed" hahaha what by wearing a bathing suit everyday. what a dumb cunt she needs to burn in hell!!
I can't believe your well trained eye has missed the carpet burn on her foot. Being a girl myself I can only comment from experience that this most definitely is the evidence of what Amy Wino sings about so eloquently. Go Paris–she likes the doggie–style that is!
she looks ridiculous … her act is sooo old … she's a bore … time to grow up paris … you have the means to do many wonderful things for those less fortunate … it's better for people to know you for your generosity and good deeds & not for your stupdity
who the hell goes surfing in heels????
RIDICULOUS
LESS Felons, MORE Beckhams
I can get used to perezbeckham.com
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This fake-ass plastic bitch is so played out.
Please disappear, Paris…
Heels for the beach? Trying a bit too hard.
Watch out Perez. You'll get gonorrhea stuffing your head up her ass like that.
Maybe some people should start wearing a shirt to the beach. :O
Oh, and #54… people who aren't racists, don't let racist slurs "slip out sometimes," honey. Stop licking Paris' asshole.
#62. She has a "smoking" body… smoking crack!
DID ANYONE ACTUALLY THINK PARIS HILTON WOULD GO THROUGH WITH BEING A "BETTER PERSON" AND "GROWING UP" AND "HELPING HER COMMUNITY"?
THIS IS ONE OF PARIS HILTON'S RULES FOR BEING AN HEIRESS, STRAIGHT FROM HER OWN BOOK:
♥♥ ♥ tell people what they want to hear, then just do whatever you want ♥ ♥♥
DONT FALL FOR HER BULLSHIT!
She looks like she has a giant, saggy leopard print diaper on.
I hate Paris. Maybe if we're all lucky she'll get attacked by a shark, loose an arm, and then we can really laugh at her until she dies.
pretty sure theres no such thing as a one piece bikini.
just saying…
PARIS HILTON IS A DISEASED CUNT. SHE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A MANDATORY AIDS TEST IN JAIL. HEY PARIS TAKE THE TEST!!! PROVE WHAT WE ALL KNOW. FIRST IT STARTS WITH HERPES - THEN COMES A.I.D.S. - ANYONE WHO MESSES WITH THIS INFECTED CUNT DESERVES TO BE SICK. PARIS HILTON HAS AIDS!!! HEY PARIS, I KNOW FOR A FACT ABOUT YOUR H.I.V. STATUS!!!! IM GONNA MAKE SURE THAT IT'S MADE PUBLIC!!!
please, everyone knows she's a diseased ho. why do you people feel the need to post it here. who ever has sex with her takes the risk. let them be the one's to deal with the consequences. if she really wants to help people out - she should open an s.t.d. clinic for the poor.
She is seriously the biggest waste of life…
i live near paris' grandparents home here in los angeles and there is a running gag/bet on how many celebrities she will infect with aids. the hiltons are a complete joke around the los angeles area and if you happen to be on the east coast all you have to do is mention paris or her mom's name and it's a nonstop joke-a-thon. so sad that rick and kathy hilton have become such a laughing stock.
LMAO she should open a clinic for HIV and Herpies. I also agree with Elle about Paris being a life wasted. She's also a huge waste of space. Another thing, what's with the surfboard??? Does she want people to think she can surf? I would pay money to see who's gonna get the first pics of her nasty vagina posted on the internet during one of her herpies outbreaks.
Only Posh can pull off heals with everything…This looks like malibu barbie gone bad..like the kids playing with the doll pulled out her hair and put her in the wrong outfit…haha!
Paris is a Godess! I love her. There is no one else in Hollywood with her style or class.
Paris is a Goddess! I love her. There is no one else in Hollywood with her style or class. The fat chicks that read this site are just jealous of her. Paris is truly a living Barbie Doll.
please dont give young girls any ideas perez next thing u know miami beach is going to be full of young chicas wearing pumps LOL
Ugh! Enough with this tranny looking, herpes infected skank.
Perez, If you can't say anything bad about her, then don't say anything at all.
THAT is completely RETARDED. It probably took her 3 hours and a stylist to get ready to go to the beach. I'd like to see her actually USE that ridiculous Malibu Barbie Surfboard in the ocean, rather than just as a photo op prop. And high heels to the beach is just a joke. She only did that for the razzi.
she wore that in simple life when her and nicole were seperated.She wore it with the padilla familly!looks cute
her legs do not look feirce they look like man lags. and we all know that bitch cant surf
First off Perez, there is no such thing as a one-piece bikini, those are opposites. She is wearing a one-piece swimsuit, a bikini is a 2 piece swimsuit.
Secondly, her legs might look fierce, but her banged up and scabby right foot kind of negates that.
Come on, this stupid fucking bitch looks for attetion in every way. yeah im so sure she's going surfing in high heels. that MANBEARPIG lies about everything, you think she really knows how to surf. please. i'm glad that her half way homes and charity work are coming along well though. hahahahaha.
BOYCOTT HILTON HOTELS!!!
what the hell is that on her foot - dog poop?
She looks like Pebbles from the Flintstones
I love Paris Hilton. She is so cool!!!
Hey paris, we all hate you. DO YOU LOVE IT? or THAT'S HOT!
Hmm, maybe she should take off the plastic wrap and high heels before going to the beach.
At least they can both lick thier own asses!
LOL…. I'm with you on this one Perez, only one chick can pull off this number and that's our girl Paris. Sorry but she's one hottie. Don't hate it cuz ain't it!
hey perez, i was having dinner at THE LOBSTER in SANTA MONICA last night and there were quite a few people talking about your website over CRAB ENCHILADAS. i was thinking you should sell t-shirts on the pier. you could make a fortune. a couple of friends and i made these bumper stickers that said "HONK IF PARIS HILTON GAVE YOU HERPES" and we sold out. people actually thought it was funny and we fucking sold out. we sold them up and down SANTA CRUZ BEACH BOARDWALK and made 400 dollars. I know that's not much but we used the money to stay and xtra 2 nights. just think how much you can make if you had people selling your stickers. anyways, have a good day. hope to see you on THE VIEW again
Hey…. don't hate cuz you ain't. Paris is great even if she is slightly retarded!
Eew I bet her feet stink!!
Paris has a pink surfboard? Wow, what a media worthy moment. You sure are the Queen of something, alright.
paris is a dumb fake hair color eye color everything is fake. all she want is to suck every guys dick and to be taken pictureseveryday of her barbie liife. im tired of her go hibernate paris hilton
Cameron Diaz, she ain't. She looks like an eight year old and does she realize the world is laughing at her, not with her. And once again we see she's using all that time she "reflected" in jail to do good in teh world now that she's out. More self-indulgence.
Poor Cinderella must be wondering what the fuck her fairy dogmother was thinking when she lumped her with that sad sack of an owner.
A one-piece bikini? Thank god you're not REALLY female.
That suit is hideous, she looks atrocious in it, and who brings a dog surfing?
This should become a running joke really. What will Paris dress up as next? What will her next accessory/prop be? Maybe she's prepping to prepare for her next commercial venture - the Paris Hilton activity doll.
disgusting!!! that suit is heinous. she looks like an old hag grandmother trying to stay hot. Yuck! make it go away!!!
Won't her heels sink into the sand?
she's actually wearing leopard shorts too.
Please, no more Paris pictures or stories. Just ignore her and maybe she will go away. As said before, you can be filthy rich and still be white trash.
I think her swimsuits are awesome.
However, any real surfer would object to wearing heels and carrying your board like that - with one hand on your stupid little dog - let the dog walk on its own, dammit!
I think she looks dumb!!! Which 20 something girl wears animal print to the beach and then uses a pink surf board? Only looser Paris. She craves attention.
Don't tell she takes her puppy in the water when surfing? :]]]
Don't tell me she takes her puppy in the water while surfing… ooohh poor dog…. :/
She's allowed to drive!
HAHA love it, love it… only paris could pull this off !!
I used to think she was a 13 year old boy in drag….untill I realized she as a 13 year old boy in drag. Wait..what??
I blame her dad for not giving her enough money to let her have proper meals.
The Pooch and The Cooch!!
HAHAH SERIOUSLY IS THAT A DIAPER OR WHAT> HENIOUS