Retracting Their Story
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie
Further hurting their already shoddy credibility, Star magazine erroneously reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married this past weekend in New Orleans.
Never happened. They weren't even there!
Now, shoving their baby cock between their legs, Star is retracting their story and making up new lies along the way, like claiming that Brange DID have plans to marry in New Orleans this weekend.
The magazine just posted the following statement on their website.
Says Star:
"Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. "There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned," one source told Star. "Brad and Angelina's was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn't good, so we were indoors."
After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story. Brad and Angelina's reps have not commented."
WTF????
You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right.
Star magazine sucks donkey balls….but we all already knew that!
[Photo via Getty Images.]




what sort of fucking naive idiot reports on whatever The Star says? why that would be you Perez! you were screaming about those 2 fame whores being married a few posts ago, weren't you?
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE HAS BEENS? HEY CHECK IT OUT….I CLOSED DOWN A REDNECK BAR BY REPORTING THEM FOR SELLING DRUGS!!!! TEE HEE. TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
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THE OTHER NEWS IS THAT LAURA FLYN BOYLE'S NEW NAME IS LAURA BUTT BOIL!!!!! HOLLER BITCHES
It is truly amazing that a no talent loser such as you Perez is even in business. Oh and by the way, can you string a sentence together?
"You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right."
Hello, pot? Kettle calling.
they make me sickto my stomach. i hope they can lay there heads down at night without ant GUILT…..
so what, you get your stories wrong half the time. the only reason shit hasn't hit the fan yet is because you aren't published.
I'm from Louisiana and we had great weather when they were "planned" to get married..STAR LIED!!!!
When I read, "Further hurting their shoddy credibility" I thought you meant Angelina's and Brad's.
star was like a trail blazer in this celebrity fascination thing. i wonder if perez would even exist had it not been for star and their sensationalized reporting.
i think this picture deserves a brad pitt/robert redfrd seperated at birth
i think thsi pic derserves a brad pitt/robert redfors serperated at birth
Brad pitt looks more like Ellen Degenerous than Redford. He does look about redfords age though.
Angelina said straight up that she does not want to be married so let it be.
Separated at Birth Brad Pitt and Ellen Degenerous.
Angelina is the most exquisite thing I've seen in years. All those gorgeous Movie Stars, Marilyn, Rita,Garbo, wrapped up in one. Keep filming, not to mention some talent for a change… the Best is yet to come from this SuperStar
SO ARE YOU CHOPPING YOUR COCK OFF BECAUSE YOU REPORTED THEY HAD GOT MARRIED TOO???????????
"You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right." pfffffffffff - I bet millions of Iraqis think the same when they are reminded of Colin Powell's speech in the UN about the bio-lab trucks. Find out more about CURVEBALL!
fuck these two baby buying bitches
P DARLING,
GOSSIP RAGS DO NOT INVESTIGATE
THEY CREATE
THEN HOPE FOR THE BEST
IF YOU INVESTIGATE, PERHAPS YOU'LL CONSIDER A CAREER IN JOURNALISM ;p
This is why you're a moron–you report other unverified stories with no research. Then you waste time speculating if they're true, and then you waste time explaining that they're not true. Meanwhile, you're pryinginto people's lives and giving them unwanted attention for no reason.
HA!! This only PROVES that you are such a rip off that you steal your info from other sources! If you had even one legit source some of your stories might be true! HANG IT UP GRANDMOTHER BASHER!!!
So two stars give lots of money and help out and that makes them bad? How does that work? Yet, all the people that don't help, you look at and judge and say that with all the money they have why don't they help the poor? Just proves that everyone will always find something to bitch about whether someone is doing good or bad. "Damned if you do, Damned if you don't". All of you who are judging, look in the mirror and ask yourself what makes you so perfect? Do you really not have flaws? And don't lie to yourself. You're only hurting yourself. If you are good in life and treat people the way you want to be treated (and that includes the way you talk to and about people) then you will lead a rewarding and happy life.
Re: tome –
How have you helped poor children without a home and a warm meal every day? Saint Tome?? I think not.
CASTRO!!!!! You DUMBASS
I love you Perez, but as far as your comment about having the story 100% right: may I remind you that you have reported untruths many times, remember Fidel Castro being dead?
Then WHY DO YOU KEEP RUNNING THEIR STORIES DUMMIEEEEEEEEEES!!!
The French Quarter Wedding Chapel mentioned by the Star is a cheap, tacky little place. I doubt very much that this couple would hold their wedding there when they'd have so many other venues to choose from. Another indication of shoddy reporting, in my opinion.
CASRO IS DEAD!
Star magazine sucks donkey balls? Hey, so do Angie and Brad. They deserve each other.
Brad's busy filming a movie here in Austin.
Star magazine gives real entertainment journalism a bad name. Perez, you're more of a journalist than those fuck-ups!
With all of the competition in the "baby-pic/announcement" area lately, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if those two orchestrated this rumour themselves simply to draw in the crowd for their own baby pics to come.
That said, it's too bad they didn't tie the knot on March 29th.. the number '29' isn't the best karmic number in numerology… it didn't work for Pitt and Aniston, and probably wouldn't last for Brangeloonie either.
Re: Julie Halifax – Damn Julie…you beat me to it.
Perez when are you evahhhh going to address this Castro thing with us? Don't we deserve to know? Or…are ya being hushed on the DL? lol
Bitch still doesn't look pregnant and should if it's true and this is a current picture…
Look at her HUGE fun bags! No wonder Pitt dumped homely-ass ANUSton!
same as your statement on Castro's confirmed death? Never saw a retraction or correction on your website. Pot-Kettle.
Should have investigated the story 100%?…kind of like you should do before you report that Castro is dead all the time???
P-Nasty- Let's not talk about investigating truth to any stories here…your website says "Celebrity Gossip juicy celebrity rumors…"
The thing is, they should just get married. Is she waiting to break up another relationship before she hits the old hag mark? WHY would they not marry with all of those children? You don't need a piece of paper? Maybe if you're rich you don't, but tell that to your kids when they are old enough to understand why Mommy and Daddy wouldn't get married and take this whole thing legit. Whatever, she's a sleazebag and he's an idiot.
A Gossip-Monger is telling a Tabloid to investigate their facts?!?!
There's probably only one employee at the Star, a dude who sits back writing whatever he feels like writing and pasting pictures of celebrities together.
Umm I live in New Orleans and it was "f"ing beautiful this weekend. Just further proof they're full of it.
Mr. Perez Hilton,
Have You considered hiring a few assistants to help you verify Sources &/Or the informatin being passed along; especially if is not eyewitnessed by youself and not from a trustworthy friend or foe?
UMMM..HELLO? ARE YOU KIDDING, PEREZ?!? The hypocrisy is blatant, it's funny! At least have the cojones to admit that you jumped on board too! What happen to your "Congratulations on Your Wedding" post? Took it down with a quickness? You could have edited it, admitting the info was wrong.
A word Perez - your viewers appreciate authenticity. Don't become like those you mock….
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I'm surprised Star even did a followup. Don't most tabloids move on to the next rumour almost immediately, forgetting last week's rumour and that it turned out to be false? They churn out so much gossip on a weekly basis, I assumed it was so that their fans would forget last week's erroneous gossip because of the even juicier gossip this week. In fact, don't tabloids depend on the short attention span and short-term memory loss of their fans to cover up their mistakes for them?