A Public Service Announcement
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Knifestyles

Look at those lips!
THAT FACE!!!!
Her thinning hair!!!!
Lara Flynn Boyle used to look somewhat normal back in the day. This past weekend, though, she looked like the bride of Michael Jackson on an outing for din din to Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills.
This is a warning to all you ladies out there: don't fuck with your face!
[Image by PER via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: March 30, 2008 at 5:57 pm




I truly don't believe that is her…it looks nothing like her…
That's the first time I've seen a 200 lb. girl's face on an anorexic 80 lb girl's body.
awww be nice! at least she doesn't look anorexic anymore! its just a bad angle.
Wow, her face is huge and looks like Balls Palsy. Too much colligen injected? Nasty
Maybe she's ill. A number of medications will cause that sort of facial swelling. Think of Kathleen Turner for one.
Good God. She looks like she's on an outing from the Home.
EWWW! She looks like she used the same quack as Pricilla Presley! They both have ruined faces. Sad and stupid at the same time.
She was on an episode of Law and Order recently. My husband & I weren't sure it was her. We had to rewind it and look at the credits to be sure. I was thinking it was just because she had weight on her, but she looks like Prescilla Presley.
She has to be taking prednisone. And from the looks of it she is on a regular significant dose - this look doesn't pop up over night. There are only a couple of reasons she would have to take that much prednisone and none of those reasons are good. Hope she gets better!
TO BUBBA!!! You can defend this look all you want, and I'll bet you she isn't using steroids. No need to keep me off the keyboard. I know this look is from plastic surgery or injections gone wrong! Remember me when this story goes further and this is proven to be true.
I can't tell if it is plastic surgery, or is she really sick. The thinning hair and everything … I know she has had work done, but I worry this could be a health issue.
Re: Dolly –
Bingo! I was surprised they didn't make a big deal out of it after L&O.
Looks like someone needs a GALVANIC SPA SYSTEM!!!
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Looks like someone needs a GALVANIC SPA SYSTEM!!!
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Looks like someone needs a GALVANIC SPA SYSTEM!!!
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I am afraid she might be suffering from lupus. I do.
Holy fucking Restylane!!
Okay, some of her facial problems are certainly due to plastic surgery, but she's got other problems that can't be explained so easily.
The bloated lips are probably due to collagen injections. The slanted forehead is probably due to a brow lift. The eyes are probably wide due to Botox.
The cheeks are puffy, but not in a plastic-surgery way. Also, her hair appears to be thinning, which I don't think is caused by plastic surgery. And her overall express makes it seem like she's heavily drugged, really sick, or just woke up from a long nap.
I feel sad for her because I think she might have health problems. I hope it's not serious and that she gets well soon.
I think she has a medical condition and may be on medication which is causing some of the swelling in her face. She does not look healthy.
It's a clear sign that she's been battling anorexia/bulemia for years. She needs help.
I feel bad for her. At first, I thought it either could be a result of plastic surgery gone wrong or her saliva glands swelling due to bulimia. I think it is something else and it does look like she is taking steriods. Whatever it is, I hope she gets better soon. Wishing illness on a person, no matter how awful they might have behaved, is bad karma.
He should not be calling her a freak when he does not even know the whole story. I had a teacher who looked like that when she had a disease that she wouldn't tell us what it was but the school had to replace her. This woman could be very sick and all of these mean comments are just piling on the misery for her I bet.
What is wrong with her thumb?
You are too mean! This puffy face is a result of her anorexia. It happens to a lot of women with this SERIOUS eating disorder and for you to post comments about her being a freak only work to make her sicker.
Wow, she looks like she was trying to look like Bridget Jones/Renee Zellweger when she actually pigs out.
That is NOT Laura Flynn Boyle! No way.
liv tyler?
Perez is a hater and his foot will be in his mouth when it turns out that she has cancer or lupus or something. I am going to post IN YOUR FACE, HATER!!! when it turns out that she is sick. And you know he will not be good enough to post an apology when the truth comes out. And even if she is not sick, she could have been and he didn't know so he should not be making fun of her just to help sell his website.
Coke bloat? Kidney failure? Still swollen from plastic surgery? Weight gain? Donna, what's happened to you?!?!?
er what's the problem? she looks fine, she looks human…a bit tired maybe. get a story gayboy.
Yes, it's definately her. I remember wondering what was up with Priscilla Presley too. The same argument could be made for her. Hers was said to be silicone injections from a quack doctor rather than botox. Could she have gotten the same? Could she be allergic to it? I wouldn't leave my house. The only saving grace is that it doesn't look like her, and many people may not notice her. I think if she had medical issues, she'd say so. Who would want to walk around with everyone wondering what happened? I'm sure she'd happily chalk it up to something medical if she could.
She used to be so wickedly beautiful and sexy on The Practice. Also while she was on Las Vegas. She looks overly botoxed, stretched, pushed, pulled, and PUFFY. Vera, vera puffy.
Re: Sandra –
Thank you #79!! Well said!!
she looks sick, like something wrong with her. maybe we shouldn't pick on someone who maybe ill. she's all swollen in her jaw and stuff. and botox and collagen don't make your hair fall out
This looks like that lady that plays Grey on Grey's Anatomy.
I think she looks fine
she looks like grey's anatomy lady
now that i read other's comments. she so looks like a person on steroids for something. probably an autoimmune disease. her hair has never looked that bad before. I would bet money she's really sick with something terrible. perez is gonna feel like a real ass about this if she is.
Let's see here, you make fun of people for aging, you call others over the hill and then you ridicule them if they get work done. It's people like you that make others feel so insecure about themselves. Why don't you lay off, this isn't celebrity gossip, this is mean, hurtful skewing people for your own amusement. If her hair is thining what is she supposed to do about it? You go from making fun of thin hair (lfb and brenden frasier) to making fun of hair pieces/ extentions the next day. Shame on you.
she used to be so hot! look at men in black 2 or any other picture of her at all! this cant be her!!!!! its impossible!
It doesn't look lilke she's had "work" done. OK, the lips. To me, it looks like she's suffering from sort of facial paralysis. Look how her right side is drooping, even the eyes.
Is it just me, or does she looked like a puffed up, drugged out version of Yasmine Bleeth?!
That's not really her. Impossible. This person looks really miserable, in psychic pain, and horribly brainless.
YIKES! She looks awful… but then look @ what all that plastic has done to Micheal Jackson! NOW THAT'S FREAKY! HE LOOKS LIKE A MANIQINE!
perez hilton — that's who !
Are you sure that's Lara????
She looks like a classic bulimic
NOT ALL PLASTIC SURGERY is bad. I'm 49 and had a facelift three months ago and I swear to you I look absolutely fantastic. I look no older than 35, and that's the truth. Never looked better in my life. The trick is to get the right type of surgery for your face and have realistic expectations. You don't notice the good ones…and there are alot of them. Ironically, you tell people not to screw with their faces, and when they don't, you make fun of them too.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE"S PREGNANT (I'm can id a pregnant woman b4 they even start showing; one give away is right at the corner of the jawbone it kinda hangs down a bit and the face looks plump or fuller. Because When a woman is pregnant the layer of fat under her skin gets thicker and it's most obvious around the face. Another place you can spot this thicking is they get baby but. It's hard to describe but same basic idea but other end.
Help me! I'm melting!!!
Irish women age poorly
That's Lara Flynn Boyle? The girl who was totally cool enough to be in your face in a ballerina dress on the Oscars red carpet? Former girlfriend of Jack Nicholson, who is the totally coolest old guy in the world? Steroids? Come on people. Steroids cause "moon facies" which usually includes some mega hair growth and a total round face … this sweet chickie looks like a graduate of the Priscilla Presley School of Collagen/Bad Plastics/Sham Botox. Sorry, I know steroids and this aint' it. This is just fucked up Plastics. Shame on you LFB
She may have had her lips plumped to offset the rest. It looks like classic signs of being on steroid medication for a health problem. I've had to take them and they make your face blow up like a balloon and your hair can fall out if you're on a high dose. Prednisone causes your face to do this. I'm worried she may have a health problem.
She is sooooo fucking ugly now ewwwwww , her film career over long ago
Egads –
In these photos, she looks alarmingly like Zellweger (is that the correct spelling?) — does anyone else see the uncanny (and to me, utterly unattractive) resemblance?
HER NEW NAME IS LAURA BUTT BOIL….TEE HEE!! NO PARTICULAR REASON. IT'S JUST FUNNY. RATHER DROOL ARENT I? MY FRIENDS THINK I'M QUITE A CARD!
Isn't that Priscilla Presley??? OMG.
is that rumer in the background or mrs potato head
Irish women don't age badly. Have you seen Maureen O'Hara lately? Best looking former actress around and she's well into her eighties with no obvious plastic surgery.
maybe she is sick….stop bashing people!
OMG!!!! WTF happened to her???????? She looks HIDEOUS!!!!!!
Get a close up on her hands…they look weird
What's WRONG with Hollywood? This does NOT look good. I didn't even know who this was!
thought that was Priscilla Presley! Looks like she had a stroke or got popped in the mouth! Either way, why would you go out in public like that- now I see why Michael Jackson thought covering his face in bandaids seemed like a good idea!
This is the face of a SICK PERSON … not a person who has had plastic surgery problems.
She is obviously on corticosteroids and looks like she has liver failure, kidney problems, or both in the form of hepatorenal syndrome.
Perez, don't be an ass. Don't pick on sick people.
perez, you're one to talk about thinning hair…
actually looks like she is on steroids…the medical kind…maybe an autoimmune thing?
Perez, you're a cruel human being. Lara obviously looks like she's suffering from health problems…and you call her a freak? Fuck you!
I think she looks real cute. The lips are much better than alot of Hollywood, I like that pouty look.. Her hair loss appears to be from a forehead lift, does it not look like stitches are in her hairline?
Looks like the face is melting away………..
that "moon face" swollen look she has looks like she may be having a reaction to prednizone…she may actually be sick. just a thought….it could be something she cannot control…how sad….hope she isn't sick and that she is just a dumb bitch that screws with her face!
Hey geniuses, it looks like she had her wisdom teeth pulled or has the mumps. Clearly some sort or health issue.
As a medical student she looks like she may have an autoimmune disease or thyroid problem and could be taking medicine that is making her face look puffy and her hair fall out…some of you have no compassion for people and that is just soooooo tacky
what the hell? she used to be so pretty & classy looking when she was on the practice. not that she is classy because she was a stuck up bitch in every interview i saw her do but she was super attractive. she had a small part on csi or something recently & she looked horrible in the promos. kinda like renee z. however, even though those promos maybe ran a week or so ago i didn't recognize her in these pics. sad…
When did Liv Tyler have a stroke?
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS yuck poooooooooooooooooo
I thought it was that ugly cunt Bjork!…LOL
Screw you, Hater!!! LFB is a goddess! The only thing wrong with her in that picture is that she's got a slack expression on her face. Okay, the hair needs to be done, but so what? This is probably the worst possible picture anyone could take of her, and she still looks okay. When she looks her best, she's one of the most beautiful women in the world. She's a natural beauty almost on the level of Michelle Pfeiffer.
make sure that she doesn't have lupis. bloated body/face is a side-effect of steroids and thinning hair is a symptom of lupis.
Perezzzzzzzzzzzz…..sigh, I love your site…and I like you too, but you make it sooo haarrrrd when you call people freaks
yes she does look awful, and I'm all for seeing her picture….but….must you write horrible things over the picture too? Isn't it enough that she looks bad? As much as I love this site for escaping from uni work….part of me is wondering whether I should stop reading it on principle…because I know how much both you and I would hate to be called a freak for millions to see
agh! dilemma!
everyone calm the fuck down.
she probably got wisdom teeth pulled or something allergic reaction happened.
there are alot of things that can cause a puffy face and hair loss, including medication (prednisone anyone). not everything is because of surgery, so you shouldn`t jump to conclusions.
Is it possible she's ill? This looks like the face of someone on prednisone, which would also account for the thinning hair. Just a thought.
she looks like she has been taking prednisone, which does cause swelling in the face. there is probably a very good medical (not plastic surgery related) reason for the swelling in her face.
bulimia swells the face and she is thin otherwise…. so looks like bulimia not bad face work… or both
Re: bathog –
lol. that's what I thought when I saw the picture! It looks so much like pricilla pressley!
She looks like God took a fat person's head and put it onto a skinny, 10 year old girl's body. Or a bobble head. I'm not sure which.
she doesn't look that bad. and yes, perez…you look like fatty mcfatty and not so cute, no matter how much you smile and try to look cute.
She could have had botox in the lower part of her mouth which causes a droop or a stroke? I didn't recognize her.
THIS IS NOT PLASTIC SURGERY YOU DUMB ASSESS. LOOK AT HER OLD PICS…HER FACE IS SUPER BLOATED. She is on some sort of medicine or treatment. The hair loss is another sign that she is being treated for something. People doing botox and collegan don't loose hair Perez.
Re: Zella B –
Here's a different thought: LFB looks fine, and you're no doctor! All y'all gonna prescribe her some prednisone, I'm gonna prescribe y'all a dose of reality, Biyatches! You do not even know what happens in the private world of LFB aka MyHoney4Evah!!! And you certainly don't have the medical knowledge of what is going on inside that fine body of hers. Your name is not Hippocrates, so do not even try to diagnose her non-existent medical conditions! Y'all do not know that there's anything wrong with her, so stop spreading rumors that she's sick!
wow, somebody SAVE HER! Jack?!
A puffy face is better than a puffy body.
If you want to send this message then quit shitting on women who are aging in Hollywood and everywhere else for that matter. People like you insult those who don't succumb to the "knife" and then those who do you crap on them too. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU JUDGEMENTAL ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
Maybe she is ill, her face looks a little bloated, come on dont be mean
It's not only the lips. She's swollen up. Kinda looks like she's on cortisone.
Definetly some type of steroid medication she is on, look at her body its so thin and her face is bloated, no plastic surgery can make you look like that. You are a real asshole Perez, it doesn't look like plastic surgery at all and saying crap like she's a "freak" won't help her to get better if she's ill!
argggghhhhh! i thought it was priscilla presley at first!
i had a friend who was dying of lupus and some other medical ailments she took alot of steroid type medications it made her face swell but the rest of her was still thin,perez she could be ill have you thought of that before you make fun of someone?People use to stare at my friend before she died also and made fun of her i hope to god shes not seriously ill ,your one sick freak
shame shame perez once again sinking to a whole new low
i am a physician and i agree, she looks like she is suffering from a medical condition. plastic surgery would not cause someone to look like this. she either has an endocrine condition or is on cortisone medication, which can be used to treat a number of very serious and potentially life-threatening conditions. so a little kindness would be nice
She used to be beautiful. I am glad I don't have the money to get all this work done. I will age gracefully… Why do women get their lips plumped? I'll never understand that.. Look at Melanie Griffin and Lisa Rinna. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ewwww. And all the plastic surgery Joan Rivers has had. Just sad… Why can't these women age gracefully???