Because A Lot Of You Have Been Asking
Filed under: Personally Perez
Yes, we are thrilled that Leona Lewis is doing so well in America.
She has a #1 song with Bleeding Love and we can say….."We called it way back in 2006!"
Leona's success is also very bittersweet for us because, as many of you have noticed, we haven't been writing about her. Nor will we mention her any time soon.
We also have several other artists that are "dead to us." They include: Tori Amos, Celine Dion, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, The Gossip, Adele, Lil' Mama, Pink, Usher, Justin Timberlake, Whitney Houston and more. These are some of our favorite musicians. It really, truly pains us not to talk about them. But, it is something we HAVE to do!
Why????
Because Zomba, which is owned by Sony BMG, is suing us and we had a lightbulb go off recently: we can't support any artist signed to Sony BMG.
Why should we help the company suing us make money???? Especially when their lawsuit is personal!
Sony BMG, and their labels Zomba and Jive, are suing us for streaming several songs that turned out to be by Britney Spears.
When these songs first leaked, there was a lot of doubt as to whether they were Britney or a fake. Plus, we never made any music downloadable.
Every time we saw a take-down notice from the R.I.A.A., we complied immediately. By the way, no one at Sony BMG ever contacted us about Britney.
Also, every song we posted - not knowing if it was or wasn't an authentic Spears song - had already been all over the internet and fansites, yet PerezHilton.com is the only entity being sued by Sony BMG.
That's just not right! And, what's even worse are the outrageous demands Sony BMG are making in order to get them to settle this lawsuit and have this case dropped. We don't wanna get into specifics, as this hasn't all been resolved yet.
Sony BMG may win this battle, but at the end of the day we will be the ones laughing.
We KNOW that our support can help their artists, some of our favorites, immensely. We hope alienating us was worth it for Sony BMG!
Every other label out there wants to have us as a friend. It really makes us question the business practices of Sony BMG that they would rather have Perez as an enemy.
Their loss!
And, though we may never write about Leona again, we still love her. Always will. Same for Xtina. And J Lo. And Adele. And Ditto.
Our heart is sad.
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LOL I love how soooo many ppl hate perez yet they take time to read and comment and then come back days later to reply…jeeze its seems like all the ppl taht want perex to shut his big ass up really do inadvertantly support you and your site…hahah stupid fuckers!
p.s team perez..I saw those songs all over the net not just here..
Oh that's too bad. I don't quite understand Sony because if anything what you posted INCREASED her album sales. There are a ton of non-Sony artists to talk about for sure but it wont quite be the same without them. Good luck with your lawsuit and may it end soon without you completely going to the cleaners.
Just settle!!
This is for the white power ppl, let me tell you guys something: back here in South Africa, the blacks are even worse, 99% are in prison male and female, they are the ones responsible for all the murders and crimes committed in this country so you can expect it from blacks in America because the genes have passed on,you kaffer africans should just go back to the bush because even when the white man tried to bring civilisation to your race you people still have "one foot in the bush" you cant think for urselves, you people are dumb and are only here coz of the white man!!!
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u're an hypocrite…u still talk about Britney all the time…just shows that you are all about the $$ just like everybody else…HYPOCRIT!
There are other artists on Universal and Warner you can support.
The death of Perez:
If I cant count on you to report about all celeb news, rather than bits and pieces… Ill just go to other sites instead. Sorry. This could be the end of your popularity…
Sony BMG are crazy, why would they sacrifice this kind of exposure - which costs them NOTHING - for the sake of a shiteous lawsuit? There were loads of websites who posted that video. Perez can take credit for so much of the hype around new up-and-comers like Leona, Duffy and Robyn. Oh well, if Sony think they can do without him, GOOD LUCK TO THEM!
Perez - love your site, but I do wish you wouldn't make threats that are dramatic and hysterical - remember when you vowed never to visit Youtube again? Good luck with your lawsuit - I wonder why they are picking on you when those songs were literally all over the internet? I guess you could take this as a compliment.
Re: bella –
EXAXCTLY, EVEN NEGATIVE PUBLICITY MEANS EXPOSURE! AS LONG ARE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOU'RE IN MAGAZINES, YOU CAN SELL RECORDS (BRITNEY, ANYONE?)
SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO STOP WRITING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS TOO… I DONT THINK SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO STOP WRITING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS TOO… I DONT THINK SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO STOP WRITING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS TOO… I DONT THINK SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO STOP WRITING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS TOO… I DONT THINK SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO STOP WRITING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS TOO… I DONT THINK SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO STOP WRITING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS TOO… I DONT THINK SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freedom of speech??? where the hell did that go? can I go write about them and not get sued. Send me your words and I will put it in my blog!! sheesh.
Frank and honest as always. It is terribly what they are doing to you but you are right, you will have the last laugh.
Sad day when the Queen of all media's rights become fettered.
Poor Perez!
-pat pat- there there, cool dude. Their loss, as you say. But still. It was hardly your fault! 
Re: em – Frank and Honest????? He doesn't know the meaning of the word!!! I'd hate to think of the kind of circles you mix in if you think Perez is an example of honesty.
I fear for the world
Re: Delicious – voetsek!!! Bloody Boer kaak
Haha. Kesian. Padan muka. Siapa suruh mulut itu bisa sangat? Kan dah kena! Sekarang baru kau tahu betapa dosanya menyebarkan fitnah!
ah ah ah I'm glad S NY is going' to give you TROUBLE SHIT, so some other sites will have fun of you!!! Like you were doin' making fun of Chris Rock!!
I think this site will close soon.
Then, I'm glad Christina Aguilera isn't on you daily shit anymore. She doesn't deserve that kind of shitty attentions.
SONY IS BIG and will take every single CENT from you, FAT PINK SHIT.
What Goes Around…Comes Around…Comes Around…Comes All The Way Back Around…
Hahaha nice April fools Perez!
April fools day, very funny Perez!!!
Hey TBS in Housten, You aint be !st! Love ya bro!
You go Perez, someone's got to stand up to these big greedy idiots!
Keep your head up. Love you and your site
bet this is just an April-Joke…its the first of april!!!!!!!!!
oooh wah booo hooo, you are such a cry ass and a bitter queen, stop hanging your dirty laundry out for everyone to read about, you're just looking for pity, who cares about the record labels then, they are the stupid ones for passing up a free ride….grow up and take it like a man if thats possible and stop your immature bad mouthing, next you'll be making a video of you crying in front of a hung up sheet
I'm so glad that you are not writing about Christina Aguilera anymore! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA! NO MORE XTINA!
FUCK SONY!!!!
BOYCOT SONY!
Re: Amanda H – Is Your last name Hernandes?R U from S.d?
You deserve it, Perez.
well fuck sony bmg and im not gona support them anymore thats just fucked up!
Whiner! … "Everyone else is doing it…why can't we?????"
Because its illegal and your site has the best platform for Sony BMG to get the message out to the rest of the idiots. DUH!
DON'T SUPPORT FUR HAGS LIKE JLO. DO IT FOR TEDDY HILTON.
You should counter-sue.
EXCELLENT! The first step to throwing you off your make believe thrown! Your a nothing and a nobody
Sounds like some April Fool's bullsh*t to me!
I am so sick of her they play her song way too much enough
April 1st!!!
Perez, get yourself a good lawyer, papito… But, one day all those bastards at Sony BMG will get what's coming to them - don't you worry… Acuerdate, que lo que esta pa' ti - nadie te lo quita… prende una velita and PRAY, mi'jito. And don't mind all those haters out there - YOU ARE NOT MAKING A LIVING OUT OF OTHERS MISERIES!! Those people chose a life of celebrityhood and have to understand that all their shit is out there for people to see. NO DEJES QUE TE JODAN LA CONCIENCIA! PA'L CARAJO WITH ALL OF THOSE HATERS. Gana tu dinerito y disfrutalo… Maferefun Chango - que te protega siempre.
APRIL FOOLZ
Hopefully Sony wins. You have spread tour lies and never retracted
even when you were found wrong.
This website is gonna get real boring real fast.
You made your bed Perez… I wouldn't start acting like to can do no wrong until to get off the D-list!
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Not good enough but then Leona was always too good for this site.
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aww BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SONY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SUCK!!!!!.. n i love leona lewis as well =(
The death of Perez:
If I cant count on you to report about all celeb news, rather than bits and pieces… Ill just go to other sites instead. Sorry. This could be the end of your popularity…
You completely deserve to get sued - If you hadnt made ALL the Britney tracks available for ALL to listen to for free I am sure they would have sold millions more records. As for your 'threats' not to promote any of those other singers - who cares?? Most people only read your site for GOSSIP not music advice. If I want to read advice on the 'next big musician or great song' it will CERTAINLY not be on YOUR advice!!!!!! Someone who actually KNOWS something about music perhaps but not you. And you were SO hideously cruel to Britney as well for so long when she was obviously ill it made me sick - you stoked a horrendous fire and the damage you do to other stars by outing them and being so overly nasty and cruel means you have brought ALL of this on yourself. KARMA will get you everytime
I saw you WON the Samantha whatshername, that idiot that hung with Lohan. Can't win them all though I guess! Give corporate America HELL! like there isn't more important things to clog the justice system with. And sorry, as popular as you are you and the woman in MN they sued didn't bring on the declining CD sales over the last 5 years.
Good luck, F*CK Sony, greedy assholes. They shouldn't be singling you out! DEFINITELY ban the artists from there….Maybe it will help encourage their artists to pressure Sony to drop the ridiculous law suit. The are just JEALOUS of your power and success over artists and you are totally free to speak your mind on any artists you notice. It's called free F*CKIN speech!! Keep strong. ps. I love Teddy, so cute:)
April fools? I think so.
Don't buy any music by ANY artists from Sony, Zomba, Jive, etc. The RIAA and record labels are complete IDIOTS. I know. I work in the industry. They think they can win by doing shit like this which only serves to further alienate the consumers. They will never shut down file sharing sites so just keep copying away. Don't give them ONE RED CENT.
Hey perez i was wondering why u hadnt mentioned leonas success
Im from ireland and come on ere to keep an eye on wahts goin on in states and i noticed ur support for leona and was slight dissapointed when you didnt mention fact she got no 1
And ur so rite obviously your support plays a significant part in americans even knowing who she is!!! I cant belive they r sueing u ur just right to stand your ground and not support their artists!!! they r sinking low considering as the internet is so wide these days obviously stuff is gonna get leaked its the nature of times we live in get over it!!! But to scape goat u is out of order
we luv u parez
btw i act hated u b4 i started goin on the website but i like u more and more lol
Soory Perez, this is jyst your own foult, you put almost all Britney songs here before the album came out, that is tehtrue, and you do not say the true, because since the beggining you knew that were britney songs. You are getting your own medicine.
Perez siento pena que seas cubano como yo, te mereces lo que esta pasando, bastante dinero sacaste hablando mal de Britney, aunque debo admitir que hace unos meses te estabas comportando, todo te esta pasando por mentiroso y sabes que lo que hiciste fue ilegal, si colgaste musica de britney, y siempre pusiste en los post que era de ella, solo trataste de undir su carrera colgando su musica antes de salir, o me dirĂ¡s que no sabias que PIECE OF ME era de Britney, cuando te la paso una de tus locas amigas que teoricamente participo en la produccion, Perez metistye la pata ahora asumelo, espero que un dia cierren esta mierda de web. Go to Hell
aaw!!! that's just not fair!!! I'm so sorry for you Paris.
CAN I SAY FREEDOM OF SPEECH BITCHES!!!! and if you don't like movies of your artist on the internet SUE THE INTERNET for being so open en free for EVERYONE! waankers. greetings from holland
That Bites Perez!! I'm sorry they are doing this to you, because you are right. Many, many times I go straight from your site to Napster and request the music that you're recommending. With your help, I download about $60 to $100 of new music a month!! Too bad they're going to miss out on your endorsement, because that's what it is…a FREE endorsement for the ARTIST…not the money-grubbing MUSIC COMPANY!!!
some hard up bitch she is..had to steal another womanz man and childrenz father … all coz zhe couldn't get her OWN MAN..LOZER
BITCH FROM HELL………………..
I hate to love you, Perez, but I do.
However, do you REEEALLY think Zomba and Sony BMG will suffer if you don't post about their artists? Give me a break! They could care less. You're not the only gossip site out there. You are only hurting yourself. If any one of those artists you mentioned were to have some kind of scandal you would be so screwed because everyone would be going to other sites to get the scoop. If you can't post about those artists, well, then I will have to go somewhere else.
You know the deal, Perez. You can't be stealing music and reposting it on your site. If you do, you will get sued. Plain and simple. You're not above the law.
Re: porch monkey nigglet – Ignorant Scum for trying to rile up people on a site. Go Away.
First of all those of you coming on here to leave your racist messages are pathetic. African Americans deserve as much respect as anyone else, get over yourselves. You are proving just how ignorant you are to societal issues when posting stuff like that, so tell me who looks uneducated now.
Second of all those of you coming on here to degrade Perez .. if you hate him so much why do you take the time to come on here and tell him?? Do you not realize by just clicking on his website you are making him money?
Grow up people. It is no longer the 1800's calling people fat and saying the n-word is childish and you all look like idiots.
aww you think this will change a damn thing?
your fanbase doesn't care enough to protest
Who cares about JLO anyway?????? She is over.
April Fool?
to right! But i will miss seeing them up on your website! They are shooting themselves in the foot by messing with you! How can such a successful company be soooo stupid?
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ANYTHING FROM SONY…NO MORE..WE ARE DONE WITH YOU. WE WILL NOT BUY YOUR SHIT..NONE OF IT..PEREZ ROKZ ..SONY SUCKS ASS. ISN'T SONY FROM JAPAN ANYWAYS? PEOPLE, STOP BUYING STUFF FROM JAPAN, CHINA, OR WHERE EVER SONY SHIT IS FROM.
Perez, you are getting too big for your birches with all your constant self-promotion. Respect the reason that you are "famous" — the celebs that you write about (and I use the term 'write' loosely). Come down to reality and get with the program. You are not above copyright rules.
oh boo hoo you ugly fatass. you're so stupid. hope you lose it all for thinking your allowed to do whatever the fuck you want.
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If this was true, I bet mr. Cowell wouldn't have been at your bdayparty
Perez,u have become the bully that I'm sure you were aware of growing up.If people kiss your ass you will write nice things about them and will become their whore.It is becoming more obvious everyday. last month you were all over Britney even going as far as to hope she killed herself, now "pulling for her" (what did her people do ? beg your forgiveness give u exclusive access?)Madonna (I believe hag was how u referred to her) now u are kissing her ass. I used to find you funny now I see u for what u r. An outcast who found that being mean could find u fame. What u have become is pathetic
sad
Get over yourself Perez. What a little biotch.
gee, seems like the site will suck now. wtf will you tak about?
If Tori knew she would not stand for it!!
This is what is wrong with the record industry. They are out of touch with reality, and what the blame their shortcomings on everyone else. You offering up the leaks (to listen only) was creating a buzz….hence free promotion. They are apparently not bright enough to realize that.
Unfortunately, the record industry is getting what they deserve…and what they brought on.
Hope you kiss their ass.
Typo….haha…
Hope you KICK THEIR ASS.
Re: deezagood – You have a really good point there. Thinking back Perez, you seem to react out of emotion (ex: the Youtube mess). Sit back, smoke a joint and think things through
… that this will be the first of MANY lawsuits that will come your way, Perez. Karma's a bitch, man.
This is awful. It's not like you've ever posted down oadable links. All we ever did was stream music from your blog to get an idea of what the music sounded like. Look at all these other music blogs on the web that post full links, and you never see them being sued! They're trying to make you the scapegoat, Perez, and it isn't right. As I may like many of the artists you mentioned, I think you ought to stop promoting their material just to give them a middle finger. The only reason I listened to Adele or even knew about the album was because you mentioned her so much on your blog!
Well, good luck, anyway! You can overcome this and have a big laugh at all the people who try to bring you down everyday.
Thats rediculous- I would have NEVER heard of Leano Lewis if it wasn't for you Perez
What a bunch of B.S.! I understand Perez you have to do what you have to do. I hope you have a good lawyer! And if you should loose just make sure next time you are protected. I commend you for trying to bring music and art to your site, and dont let this get in your way.
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I hereby refuse to take any notice of these brain rotting Perez Hilton hating trailer trash.
PASS IT ON!
I'm a bit crushed. It was nice to have one place that would MENTION Tori. That's when I knew that Perezhilton.com was the place I wanted to come for my news. This site was where I heard about The Gossip and I finally had a contemporary fat singer to look up to. As a fat girl, that made me happy…Sad day.
You DID make the music DOWNLOADABLE, dumbass. Internet cache, anyone?
after all it iz april foolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz day
That is truly unfortunate for Sony Music because this website is where I usually hear the singles when they first come out. Sorry Perez.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!
Its record labels like that. that are making the music business go down the fucking toilet. Every time you post something new on your site it exploded within 6 months.. GOOD for you. You have a great ear for music Perez.. SO FUCK the big labels. Start your own Perez.. Youd be great at it.. Fuck the haters
Booooooo Hoooooooo, Perez. Whine, whine, whine! Your pathetic little story is typical of your passive aggressive approach to confrontation. You DESERVE every bit of shit thrown your way. Grow up. If you can't take it, don't dish it out.
Stop being a cry baby!
i'm with u perez.u have great influence on this ppl..its just SONY BMG LOST!!they'll regret it!!suckers!!they a bunch of stupid ppl, they have no idea da kind of influence u have.hmm..i wonder who da heck is their business adviser and their lawyers coz clearly they are giving sony bmg bad advises..must be graduates from DONALD DUCK UNIVERSITY…ahahahaha….its their lost!!stupid..
This just confirms that your site is just about money and who will kiss your ass - be your friend. Who you talk about and what your "opinion" is about them is directly related to who kisses your ass the most.
Flossy, flossy
It would give me so much pleasure to see your toyota camry repossessed and seeing you walk to Starbucks each morning only to not find a seat. You truly deserve what Sony is giving and what you state here is only a half truth as usual. No one feels sorry for you, just happy for Zomba and Sony. The only one I feel sorry for is the poor dog who is now stuck living with a broke ass queen.
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS UGLY BITCH!
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I hereby refuse to take any notice of these brain rotting Perez Hilton hating trailer trash.
PASS IT ON!
Good for you Perez. It is about time someone took a stand against the hypocrisy of some people in the recording industry. Given the reach and frequency of your site, I would give my eye teeth to have you mention an artist that I managed.
Talk about biting the hand that feeds you!
It's so over for Perez. He's SOOOO yesterday's story. Does anyone ever come on here anymore? He was like one of Britney's hanger-ons who was over when she started getting better. He's on his sixteenth minute.
YEAHHHHH!!!!!! I hope they take everything you have.
april fools, duh.