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Feast On This

Filed under: Madonna

CLICK HERE to read the full Madonna article from the new issue of Vanity Fair.

Long live The Queen!

Posted: March 31, 2008 at 9:20 am

180 comments to “Feast On This”

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Lindsay says – reply to this

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I don't get it. I don't get peoples' fascination with her. And what the fuck is up with all the leotards? LEOTARDS, people! She wears LEOTARDS!
kate says – reply to this

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Really? She thinks she is Brittish. Does anyone still like Madonna? She's old and washed up.
UGLY JUST UGLY!!!! says – reply to this

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1-MADONNA IS A WHORE
2-HER VAJAYJAY IS OLD.
3-SHE SMELLS.
4-HER BRITISH ACCENT ANNOYS ME.
5-SHE'S FAKE AS HELL.
6-SHE HAS NO TALENT, SHE CAN'T EVEN SING HER SHITEOUS SONGS LIVE.
7-SHE'S A FAME WHORE.
8-GO AWAY MADONNA, JUST GO AWAY BITCH.
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.MADONNA,YOU HAVE 4 MINUTES TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK UGLY TRANNY.
OLD BITCH VADGE SUX HAIRY BALLS says – reply to this

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Re: UGLY JUST UGLY!!!! – YES! YES! YES! I LOVE WHEN SOMEONE SAYS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE FULL OF HERSELF WOMAN AS THIS OLD WHORE. AND PEOPLE WORSHIP HER LIKE SHE'S THE SECOND COMING. SHE DOESN'T LOOK A DAY OVER 80 (PS I HATE MARIAH SO I AM NOT SAYING THIS B/C I AM A MARIAH FAN). LIKE I SAID IN AN EARLIER POST:
looking at vadge is like putting a silk head on a pig. you take an old whore who, in the 80s, sucked & fucked her way to the top, then add a fake english accent, tons of plastic surgery, fake hair, kabbalah & a patronizing attitude and voila … same old whore pretending to be classy.
YOU= TROLL says – reply to this

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Re: vadge = ugly old hag whore – A SAD BITTER AND PATHETIC WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
FIERCE says – reply to this

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keep it coming Perezito , I know you are a big Madonna fan and the haters just have to deal with it hahahahahaha , obviously you people are TOO DUMB to realize that Perez is doing this because he is a fan and also to annoy the fuck out of you and guess what it works !!!!!
madonna suck says – reply to this

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MADONNA AIN'T THE QUEEN SHE SUCK NOW HER TIME IS OVER SO PUSH OVER YOU OLD HAG CUZ MARIAH IS TAKING OVER SHE WILL BE NUMBER 1 FOREVER!!!!!!!!!
4 MINUTES FOR MARIAH says – reply to this

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TO KILL HERSELF
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Re: wE tHe PeOpLe – wow you are truly desperate hahahahaha
I would like to feel sorry for you but I simply can't instead I would like you to enjoy your miserable existence.
wawawewo says – reply to this

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Wow.. for 49 almost 50 these pictures are amazing. She looks gorgeous and her fuck me boots are totally hot. that pig mooriah would ooze out of an outfit like this… fat chicks suck
SUICIDE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION says – reply to this

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Re: UGLY JUST UGLY!!!! – WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY INSTEAD OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE ???? SO THAT WAY YOU WON'T HAVE TO HEAR MADONNA EVER AGAIN OR SIMPLY DON'T POST HERE AND WASTING YOUR ENERGY HATING , YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT TYPE YOUR FRUSTRATION BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU ARE A COMPLETE FAILURE. IF YOU END IT NOW IT WILL BE EST FOR YOU
RATHER THAN TO CONTINUE LIVING YOUR PATHETIC LIFE .
I can't stand her. says – reply to this

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LMAO, THIS BITCH LOOKS SO RIDICULOUS. DAMN MADDY YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THESE KIND OF STUFF.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz says – reply to this

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Boringgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg and she sucks.
VILE HATERS ARE LOSING IT COMPLETELY says – reply to this

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Re: OLD BITCH VADGE SUX HAIRY BALLS – HAHAHAHA you are pathetic , replying to yourself doesn't mean someone agrees with you HAHAHAHA
wow you are truly that desperate and to think that no matter what you say here it doesn't matter because your opinion about Madonna will be as worthless as you and the imaginary person you thought replied to yourself . Get off the computer ,play with your headless dolls and maybe take your meds before you try to kill someone again unless you decide to hurt your own self ,that would be for the best
MARIAH IS A FAT WHORE says – reply to this

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Re: madonna suck – and please just enjoy your PIG IDOL and her cheap outfits from WHORES FOR LESS .
FOR ALL THE VILE PATHETIC HATERS says – reply to this

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Re: FOR ALL THE QUEENS AND TRANNIES OUT THERE. – GET A LIFE AND I DON'T MEAN DEDICATING IT TO HATING MADONNA. MOVE THE FUCK ON YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS.
PEREZ RULES says – reply to this

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KEEP IT COMING
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MORE MADONNA
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Gina says – reply to this

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Re: Aurelia – yes, you are the only one.
Lauren says – reply to this

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What? No comment on how she used Mariah's retoucher??? That looks damn photoshopped to me! Madonna deserves to be ripped on like all the others…
jemma says – reply to this

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i hate her she is a drity old slaper who needs to shut her legs the fuckin old bag
hey DUMBASS !!!! says – reply to this

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Re: 4minutesblowschunks – hey you got the wrong blog this is not the useless anti Madonna site . Go to the right site and enjoy your miserable life hating with the rest of 6 members of that stupid site.
OLD VAJAYJAY FOR THE TRANNIES AND QUEENS. says – reply to this

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OLD VAJAYJAY FOR THE TRANNIES AND QUEENS.
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OLD VAJAYJAY FOR THE TRANNIES AND QUEENS.
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.SHE SUCKS.
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.MADONNA IS A TALENTLESS WHORE.
mcrulesforever says – reply to this

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Don't worry lambs, we have Roger Friedman from Fox News supporting us. He's a well respected music critic and is taken far more seriously then Perez. Please email him your anti-Madonna tidbits to rogerfriedman "at" "att dot net"

I've been in contact with him and he's working on some very negative Madonna articles to time with the release of her album.
Laura* says – reply to this

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I hate everything about her, she's so fake.
ed says – reply to this

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DO NOT WANT.
zzzzz says – reply to this

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...maybe it's just me, but... says – reply to this

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Ok, I've been a fan of hers on and off for years, but does it look like she's trying too hard? The pics of her lately look waaaaaay too staged and posed, completely unnatural. Almost unhuman. I don't like it. Same goes for her "hard candy" album cover… I hate to say it, but BLECCCHHHHH.
I think Madonna looks best when she's her comfortable and relaxed Leonine self, instead of this glossy "muscle-mag" look.
KIm says – reply to this

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She's so pathetic barf barf barf.
penny dreadful says – reply to this

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Here in the U.K. she is known as "OLDFRAPP".
and it looks like she is continuing to copy Alison goldfrapp's style with her
boots and big black knickers.
but alison can sing and she writes her own songs, madonna has to hook onto
someone else to make anything barely worth listening to.
mico says – reply to this

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I'm very tired of "welcoming" Madonna's new "transformations". She's Madonna. Always has been. Just different costumes and poses. Stop trying so hard.
christi says – reply to this

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What an overrated, no-talent hag! Give it up Grandma, you're not nineteen anymore!
Letty says – reply to this

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get over her AGE… you only wish you could look HALF as great as she does when you get there!!! THOSE PICS ARE GREAT!!!

Aside from the pics, did anyone bother to read the article >>>>
It's part of why SHE is who she is and YOU PEOPLE CAN ONLY sit here and BLOG ABOUT HER!!!!!

AMAZING!!!!!
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JD says – reply to this

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How disgusting. This hag will do anything for attention.
black says – reply to this

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She seems to be trying too hard to awe everyone with her edginess. I'm not awed.
Nothing to do with age; I'm her age and was a fan in the 80's - 90's. She was new and different in the 80's. Now she's just harsh.
Hanz Moniefiero Medina says – reply to this

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Oh my god……you guys so got to be kidding me. And Perez…. we know anything bad with Madonna is all yours to put in The Right. But you are soo obsessive. Me Leaving your website. and never come back. Hideous.
jackdope says – reply to this

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Who gives a shit. She's so full of her own shit. She is nauseating. I can't imagine sitting in the same room with someone so self-righteous. She's the old, rock version of the Dixie Chicks. Just STFU and sing bitch.
acid-burnzzz says – reply to this

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great pics bitch
Put Your Crotch Away, Madonna says – reply to this

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Why is it that nowadays when we see her, her legs are always open in some way? I find it to be complete fuckery. She's 50 in August and could be "going classy" with elegance and still be a pop star. But no, she's gotta work those man muscles and be this sex creature, which she's not. She's in a fantasy.
NotBitin says – reply to this

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Could they bite Allison Goldfrapp's steez any more???
Some of you aren't old enough to remember how fucking long she's been around says – reply to this

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This woman started singing in the 1970s. You young fuckwads who love her don't remember, because you weren't there. She was a young, hungry, poor, desperate Detroit via New York club singer who did fuck and suck her way to get noticed (I am sure). She was on American Bandstand for Chrissakes. She peaked with her "Like a Prayer" album, when she was still relevant and videos still mattered. And that was also when people thought she was still on the forefront of cutting edge music. But she became a victim of her own ray of light, so to speak. She became too entralled with herself, witness the British accent and her Kabalah bullshit and ongoing self-importance. The best thing she could do is retire. Today. Make this Vanity Fair article your last spoken word and be classy. Go away. For those of us in our 40s, we've seen her ENOUGH. Bitch was great, but bitch needs to fade away. That said, her Like a Prayer video was pure magic. Then! I don't care if she makes records forever, but spare us your opinion of anything. And lose the unitards for the love of God.
kay says – reply to this

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Yes, she looks great for her age.. but is it really necessary for her to spread her legs in each photo she gets to do??
Madonna makes Mariah hand out Ice Cream cones on TRL while stripping says – reply to this

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Re: mcrulesforever

If Mariah was all that you Lambs claim she is, Mariah wouldn't need a smear campaign to ensure her sales now would she?

This comment alone shows just how threatened Mariah and her fans are by Madonna & her fans.

And I would hardly call Roger F. a respected journalist…an idiot yes…respected no! He just seems happy that a fairly decent looking woman with implants like Mariah gives him any attention. Anybody with some intelligence knows this guy talks out his a.ss & never gives accurate information, but when it comes to Madonna he never will since that would show how ahead Madonna is in terms of success & sales when it comes to Mariah!

Long Live Queen Madonna!
vampa says – reply to this

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They airbrushed out her hideous arm muscles! EWWWWW
Emmaloo says – reply to this

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Wow…her only good photo shoot so far. Everything else has made he look like an old tranny hooker.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Are her legs ever closed?
jayne says – reply to this

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I get such a kick out Madonna's fans. Or should I say fan? I think it's the same single derranged nutjob who spams her posts with asinine messages like LONG LIVE THE QUEEN and YOUR JUST JEALOUS, and of course, Mariah Carey mentions. If it's in caps, it has to be true, right?!? Dumbfucks. Where are the wire hangers when you need them?
LOL says – reply to this

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DIDNT SHE DIE YET?
John says – reply to this

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OMG!!!!!!

I'm amazed! Wonderful pics.
fiona says – reply to this

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no one in britain likes her, lol. only you idiotic americans think she's hot shit.
sz says – reply to this

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Madonna cares about Africa????
My ass the ho has 6 expensive homes in London.Private jets…
This ho should shut up her big mouth.What a liar this piece of shit is.Of course Perez the idiot loves her.
Rob says – reply to this

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perfection. and by that, i mean the fact that i happen to scroll past this trash while listening to the sublimely beautiful and talented ABOVE THE CLOUDS by cyndi lauper. cyndi would never embarrass herself by posing with her legs open all the time! lol! i'm glad i'm a gay boy with taste
YS says – reply to this

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Re: jayne – that's good to know you , I get a kick out of vile haters like yourself too ,day in and day out you guys even do a search for a Madonna topic here and then bash her hahahahahaha. I guess it is always necessary for losers like you to bash her daily so you can feel better about yourselves.
YOU NEED EITHER says – reply to this

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Re: OLD VAJAYJAY FOR THE TRANNIES AND QUEENS. –
MEDS
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SUICIDE
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Gino says – reply to this

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Re: LOL – anyone dying is not funny at all and not to be laughed off and no Madonna isn't dead yet dumbass , I can't even wish for you to die or anyone else for that matter because I think that is really vile but then again you and the rest of Madonna haters here can be truly vile and you just proved my point . I rest my case
distiled says – reply to this

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Talk about air brushed…. they def did some
work on her to get rid of her tight man arms and legs….
Madonna makes Mariah hand out ice cream while stripping on TRL says – reply to this

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Re: jayne

This one is for you Babe……
LONG LIVE THE BIGGEST SELLING MOST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE RECORDING ARTIST OF ALL TIME…..MADONNA!

We "fags" state facts and go by official information…not false rumors made up by fans.
James says – reply to this

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How long is this old broad going to try and look sexy? Enough! Put some clothes on for heaven's sake.
Tallulah says – reply to this

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Why o why must she show her vajayjay in e v e r y single photo?! We 're tired of her roast beef by now.
SHE'S AN OLD TRANNY. says – reply to this

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SHE'S SOOOO FULL OF HERSELF.
LOSER says – reply to this

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Re: YOU NEED EITHER –
YOU'RE AS PATHETIC AS HER. GO TO HELL TRANNY OR QUEEN *LOL*.
GO AWAY MADONNA. YOU SMELL!!!!!
Kyle says – reply to this

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Re: sz – obviously someone is jealous of Madonna's wealth and honestly ,I truly believe that Madonna cares about what is going on in Africa because after all most American don't and even the whole world could give a shit about what is going on over there . Madonna said it in one of her interviews that she didn't decide to help the Malawian but instead they choose her and she saw how for such a devastating country because of hiv /Aids these people are such happy people unlike most Americans that have pretty much everything but are still miserable . I will probably get bash for my comment but if my own parents failed to make me a better person because they were not capable to do it ,then I rebelled and then finally learned forgiveness, Madonna truly makes me a better person. She makes me want to appreciate every good things that happened to me , instead of feeling chaotic all the time within myself . We all have egos and we must fight them off and it is not easy but at least Madonna tries and so do I ,because in return it will be best not only for me but the whole world .
niko says – reply to this

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Madonna cares about Madonna. She panics at the possibility of being irrelavant. Keep your legs togther sister, it's passe.
YOU=WHORE says – reply to this

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Re: WHo cares22 – of course you would know what a whore looks like because in reality you are a WHORE.
YOU ARE A LOSER , I KNOW says – reply to this

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Re: LOSER – HEY DUMBASS , HEAVEN AND HELL IS BOTH AN IMAGINARY PLACES , WHAT ARE YOU 10???? STILL BELIEVING THERE IS HEAVEN AND HELL ,SUICIDE ,SUICIDE , SUICIDE , DO YOURSELF A FAVOR , S-U-I-C-I-D-E SO THAT WAY YOU WON'T HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT MADONNA EVER AGAIN ,BECAUSE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE YOUR MISERABLE LIFE ,YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT HER , OR SIMPLY MOVE THE FUCK ON BUT I KNOW THAT IS WAY TO HARD FOR YOU TO DO ,SO LET'S GO BACK TO THE ONE THAT MAKES MORE SENSE
SUICIDE
JR says – reply to this

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Re: LOSER – I think it's your stale vagina you are smelling , please go take a shower.
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Mary says – reply to this

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My God those pics are hot !!!!
TRUTH ABOUT MADONNA'S BODY ON YOU TUBE says – reply to this

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TRUTH ABOUT MADONNA'S BODY ON YOU TUBE

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UGLY SKANK!! OLD PHOTO SHOPPED RACIST BITCH!!
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VADGE CAN'T SING CAN'T ACT!

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MAKE YA HATERS YA MOTIVATORS says – reply to this

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MADONNA IS DAMN FIERCE AS HELL.
DO IT MADONNA LOUISE 'VERONICA' CICCONE!!!!!!!!!!
to #171 says – reply to this

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no one cares about you or your obsession with you tube, asshole. you probably made it yourself but again NO ONE CARES so stop your agenda here because you are nothing but a TROLL .
Cindy says – reply to this

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fabulous !!!!!!!
Material Boy says – reply to this

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I can't wait !!!!!! ,this is gonna be an awesome summer , parties all over the place dedicated to Madonna and of course the next World tour and all these Madonna magazine covers !!!!!!

Madonna Rocks !!!!
thank you Perez for posting these pics , more, more , more !!!!
omarcito says – reply to this

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FILED UNDER PHOTOSHOP AWARDZ
Michael says – reply to this

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Beautiful through and through! I love the slideshow of all the past Vanity Fair covers, gorgeous shots of her!
Madonna's leotards says – reply to this

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This would have to be the most boring interview ever. The poor interviewer didn't even seem impressed by her stupid views. She should stop giving interviews and people will want to hear more about her.
george says – reply to this

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sooooo photoshopped.
From Oz says – reply to this

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Madogga should be advised to NOT give interviews,she is gonna get some shit for all the crazy things she has just said!!Instead of working on her arm muscles she should try working on her twisted brain.
Leggy says – reply to this

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*ALL!* OF THE PIX IN THAT SPREAD ARE FABULOUSLY FABULOUS.

The 2nd one (lying on her side)–fucking FLAWLESS! (Reminds me of her in her back in her ultra-flawless "Sex Book" days…)

*end gush*

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